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maks
10-17-2017, 09:48 PM
when do I get to start moralizing and telling everyone else how to live their life

maks
10-17-2017, 09:50 PM
I may have been a stripper and a huge troll a year ago but I'm totes way too mature for that shit now that I have my meal ticket, shame on you guys

maks
10-17-2017, 09:52 PM
DRUGS? pfft, only losers drink and do drugs like I did constantly every day back in the long forgotten days of 2016

Mr. Jack
10-17-2017, 09:53 PM
lisa killed meow

CAG <3
10-17-2017, 09:57 PM
lisa killed meow

lol?

maks
10-17-2017, 09:59 PM
tell me about how I should be out jogging while my man's at work cag

CAG <3
10-17-2017, 10:18 PM
im not wasting my breath on encouraging you to get healthy. you like having gall stones and black lungs.

CAG <3
10-17-2017, 10:18 PM
your condo probably smells like an ashtray and that poor dog is forced to suffer your second hand smoke

maks
10-17-2017, 10:22 PM
only a year after becoming completely infantilized and you already have everything in life all figured out and feel qualified to dole out advice in the form of self righteous finger wagging, that's got to be some kind of record

maks
10-17-2017, 10:24 PM
explain in 50 words or less how your life choices make you more noble and any less of a leech than, for example, lisa or stevey

Battery Bits
10-18-2017, 12:44 AM
I think she's a better person than you, we all are.

maks
10-18-2017, 06:54 AM
I don't think anyone asked you

Cag.
10-18-2017, 10:36 AM
Lmao

Desolation
10-18-2017, 05:10 PM
cag my gf's in town wanna come see Alvvays this weekend?

maks
10-18-2017, 05:14 PM
unfortunately the colonel's wife has a spin class that day

Desolation
10-19-2017, 10:02 AM
#cheatday xD

Cag.
10-19-2017, 11:20 AM
Interesting how this thread is made by someone who plays skryim remastered for 200 hours in less than a week lol

Poopalew
10-19-2017, 11:44 AM
Interesting how this thread is made by someone who plays skryim remastered for 200 hours in less than a week lol

Contrary to popular belief drugs are not for krew fucked shit up last night I do not accept the F word as your name

maks
10-19-2017, 12:06 PM
Interesting how this thread is made by someone who plays skryim remastered for 200 hours in less than a week lol

Not really, I mean I have a job and support myself and don't spend a big part of the day on my high horse telling everyone their hobbies are stupid and they really ought to play more skyrim

maks
10-19-2017, 12:09 PM
brb finding a sugar momma to take care of all of my financial needs, live as a socially acceptable form of prostitute, and sanctimoniously shake my head at the folks who don't have as much time as me to work on their skyrim skills

Cag.
10-19-2017, 01:08 PM
Sorry I gave up the self destructive lifestyle for something more positive. That's the difference between you and me, everything you do is a form of self-harming or it harms others. Then you begin telling me how I'm supposed to be living MY life when you're high on crack, acid, and Percocets. Sorry Marks, but those things are bad for you and you just had a gall bladder removed. It's like you don't even care about dying.

Cag.
10-19-2017, 01:09 PM
Really hope you are able to get sober one day

maks
10-19-2017, 01:35 PM
I just need to meet someone who will take care of me like a toddler, then I'll have a lot of free time to exercise and no stress to speak of so I won't need to blow off steam with beer and weed. God it's so friggin simple, why isn't everyone doing this?

Cag.
10-19-2017, 01:49 PM
Exercise also helps with stress :).

Cag.
10-19-2017, 01:49 PM
Much better for you than coke and Percocets

Poopalew
10-19-2017, 03:32 PM
Much better for you than coke and Percocets

Them mittens for office (bureau) and the Ancient Greek for word power (kratos).

Cag.
10-20-2017, 09:02 AM
Good news. I have gains in my arms, booty, and abs. :) Im officially the most fit of all posters here.

Desolation
10-20-2017, 10:04 AM
Not saying much but hey can u come hang with me and my gf this weekend. We don’t have much planned except a hike and ice cream

Nuffy
10-20-2017, 11:08 AM
Rim... heheh... rim...

maks
10-20-2017, 11:41 AM
Good news. I have gains in my arms, booty, and abs. :) Im officially the most fit of all posters here.

if lisa's an intestinal worm and stevey's a tick I guess that makes you a flea

Cag.
10-20-2017, 12:18 PM
Not saying much but hey can u come hang with me and my gf this weekend. We don’t have much planned except a hike and ice cream

Austin is too far away.

Poopalew
10-20-2017, 01:26 PM
Austin is too far away.

Austin come here my baby cakes!

Cag.
10-20-2017, 01:32 PM
I don't like how the bot is talking to me.

Desolation
10-20-2017, 03:02 PM
I don't like how the bot is talking to me.

Come to Austin, baby cakes

Desolation
10-20-2017, 03:02 PM
It’s a 3 hour drive that’s nothing in this redneck state

Cag.
10-20-2017, 03:04 PM
Sorry lol. I'm needed at home.

Desolation
10-20-2017, 04:58 PM
Ok np : )

Cady Heron
10-20-2017, 04:59 PM
Good news. I have gains in my arms, booty, and abs. :) Im officially the most fit of all posters here.

Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.

maks
10-20-2017, 05:43 PM
Sorry lol. I'm needed at home.

yeah, needed, I'm sure. cause you're so valuable, you contribute a lot.

Cag.
10-20-2017, 06:59 PM
Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.

>:( I don't think so pal I'm a size 1

Cag.
10-20-2017, 07:00 PM
yeah, needed, I'm sure. cause you're so valuable, you contribute a lot.

The dinners aren't gonna cook themselves, buster brown. Tonight I made steak medium rare with roast veggies and steamed broccoli

Cag.
10-20-2017, 07:04 PM
I adore cooking. I love making delicious food for my family and friends.

Autistic Spectrum
10-20-2017, 07:15 PM
Cag just go to Austin and hang out with non binary people.it will be more fun than doing an it workers laundry

Cag.
10-20-2017, 07:22 PM
I like doing Jon's laundry and cooking him delicious meals. Making him happy makes me happy

Cag.
10-20-2017, 07:24 PM
I don't expect you to understand since you're a gross, crusty old guy

Cag.
10-20-2017, 07:25 PM
With an undeserved, inflated ego

Autistic Spectrum
10-20-2017, 07:35 PM
Your wasting the best years of your life away as a internet human trafficking victim

Cag.
10-20-2017, 07:50 PM
I could be dating a 60 year old with a lake and jet skis but no lol. I'd rather waste my precious years sharing a life with someone I actually love lol

Cag.
10-20-2017, 07:51 PM
The horror lol

maks
10-20-2017, 08:18 PM
The dinners aren't gonna cook themselves, buster brown. Tonight I made steak medium rare with roast veggies and steamed broccoli

No I actually agree with you, you're more than just an accessory for a backward ass misogynist, you're a real person with a life and aspirations of her own :stare:

maks
10-20-2017, 08:18 PM
that's my straight face right there at the end that's how you know I'm super serious

CAG <3
10-20-2017, 08:39 PM
what are your aspirations? lol

CAG <3
10-20-2017, 08:40 PM
to die of lung cancer?

Autistic Spectrum
10-20-2017, 11:35 PM
Cags life choices lmao

Cag.
10-20-2017, 11:46 PM
Everyone at this forum has aspirations and dreams

Battery Bits
10-20-2017, 11:47 PM
Everyone at this forum has aspirations and dreams

Except maks, he's dead inside

Cag.
10-20-2017, 11:50 PM
Pretty much lol. What are you aspirations, Lisa? Do you aspire to have an apartment with a bathtub one day?

Battery Bits
10-20-2017, 11:52 PM
Pretty much lol. What are you aspirations, Lisa? Do you aspire to have an apartment with a bathtub one day?

Yeah. Pretty much.

Cag.
10-21-2017, 12:00 AM
My scalp is super dry and it's bothering me alot. Im all out of coconut oil

Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2017, 12:12 AM
My dream is have the ultimate rubynet 3 way with cag and lisa while cody films it, think of the rep

Cag.
10-21-2017, 01:04 AM
Old ass dude with old ass forum memes strikes again

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-21-2017, 09:27 AM
I like marks and think all forums girls are dumb hoes, but I would totally marry a girl with no ambition who'd cook me shit, not get fat, and do whatever I told them to do. Most of my friends who got married in their early 20's wives have grown FUPAS and gotten dyke haircuts and my buddies will never have a boner again, also they start bitching at them the second they get home about how they were watching Dr. Phil all day and he said men should do half of all the dishwashing and vacuuming and blah blah blah,

maks
10-21-2017, 10:10 AM
what are your aspirations? lol

I want to be owned like a goldfish and have so little going on in my life that my only accomplishments are hitting the elliptical machine and making a pot roast.

Cag.
10-21-2017, 10:37 AM
I want to be owned like a goldfish and have so little going on in my life that my only accomplishments are hitting the elliptical machine and making a pot roast.

What are your real aspirations? Do you even have any?

Cag.
10-21-2017, 10:46 AM
I like marks and think all forums girls are dumb hoes, but I would totally marry a girl with no ambition who'd cook me shit, not get fat, and do whatever I told them to do. Most of my friends who got married in their early 20's wives have grown FUPAS and gotten dyke haircuts and my buddies will never have a boner again, also they start bitching at them the second they get home about how they were watching Dr. Phil all day and he said men should do half of all the dishwashing and vacuuming and blah blah blah,

Well that's just fine and dandy because you're a man, marks is a progressive who claims he's a libertarian who keeps trying to tell me what I should want for my life. He also likes fat girls and thinks all women should be fat and split the check with him. That's his idea of ambition.

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Cag.
10-21-2017, 10:48 AM
Somehow abandoning a life of degeneracy and caring about my body and health is a bad thing.

maks
10-21-2017, 11:06 AM
Well that's just fine and dandy because you're a man, marks is a progressive who claims he's a libertarian


Libertarians are socially progressive. Complete equality is a big part of libertarianism. You're probably thinking of michelle bachman tea party "libertarians" who are really just a neo-christian coalition, their policies fit with libertarian philosophy roughly 0% of the time.



who keeps trying to tell me what I should want for my life.


Read this as "WAH I DO THIS ALL THE TIME BUT GET UPSET WHEN SOMEONE DOES IT BACK TO ME!"

Looks like someone is starting to understand why I made this thread.



He also likes fat girls and thinks all women should be fat and split the check with him. That's his idea of ambition.

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I like fat girls for one night stands, because they're easy and don't expect much. As for dating, I like women with good jobs, and of course they should split the check, it's 2017 and we're fucking equals.

maks
10-21-2017, 11:10 AM
Somehow abandoning a life of degeneracy and caring about my body and health is a bad thing.

Adopting a holier than thou attitude and preaching that everyone should take up marathon running is a bad thing. Most of us are adults with jobs, normal adult stress levels, and neither the free time nor the level of boredom required to jog several miles a day. I rolled my eyes the first 800 times you were all 'durr everyone should get in shape, it's easy all you have to do is spend 6 hours on the nordic how hard is that???', now I'm slapping back because someone in your position has no place telling others how to spend their free time.

maks
10-21-2017, 11:13 AM
"Tee-hee I'm so flexible now that I can insert my head into my own ass! that's the same as doing something with your life, right? In fact it's better!" -Cag, 2017

Cag.
10-21-2017, 11:31 AM
Lmao

Cag.
10-21-2017, 11:33 AM
Most of us are adults who have jobs. Sometimes we get addicted to coke and Percocets because we can't cope with stress like a normal person

Cag.
10-21-2017, 11:35 AM
U couldn't even run for a whole minute without collapsing from exhaustion.

maks
10-21-2017, 11:41 AM
I've never been addicted to anything but cigarettes and I can hike 20 miles without a break. Please stop pretending you invented the concept of exercise. You have a lot of daylight to fill because you decided that living like a parakeet was preferable to actually doing anything with your life. You took the easy way out and you spend most of your considerable free time preaching that everyone else should do the same. Yopu're not special, you're not unique, you lucked into a pampered lifestyle. That's not an accomplishment, it's not even anything to be particularily proud of.

CAG <3
10-21-2017, 11:43 AM
lol. this is a really stupid argument and I'm not gonna waste anymore energy on it. you can be all pissy about it on your own.

juji
10-21-2017, 11:45 AM
Why swap your account to another account? This is really pathetic

maks
10-21-2017, 11:47 AM
I can't keep defending my lifestyle because you're completely right and it's indefensible

Yeah, god forbid, continuing to participate in an argument you're losing would be a challenge who the fuck wants that?