Bloody

[Battery Bits]

I was just at the boys' house getting some weed so I can sleep and went to leave, I got in my car and it wouldn't start. I had to leave it there and get a lift home. So now my car is broken and just sitting out whoop whoop at their place and I'll have to explain to my mum what it is doing there because she is going to find out and I don't want to tell her I was getting weed but I have to come up with some reason why I was at these boys nearly half my age house... dodgy and bugger.

[timmy]

Just say you were bored and wanted to go for a ride, had a stretch of lega and then it wouldnt start again. Uf there's shops nearby its easy mode. Also why does a 40 year old hav to ezplain their self

[timmy]

Your mums still boss

[Battery Bits]

Easy I'm not 40. I'm 37 or 38, can't remember which. 1979. You do the math for me... 38 shit. Anyway no shops nearby. My mum isn't boss (well she is) but she will just spit chips and I don't want to deal with her screaming at me. But I don't even have roadside assist so I'm screwed and she's gonna scream.

[Battery Bits]

Tim, my mummy is gonna yell at me

[Battery Bits]

I know, I'll just say I went there to watch Mr. Robot.

[maks]

all the more reason to kill yourself lisa

[Battery Bits]

all the more reason to kill yourself lisa

I love you

[Nuffy]

Whats wrong with your car? Like dont most people just identify the issue and have it resolved? Whats the hold up?

[Battery Bits]

One of the guys said he'd look at it tomorrow because it's the middle of the night. But I don't know shit about cars, all I know is it's broken

[iphone10]

get a chevy express 3500 if you don't wanna ride me in mine

[iphone10]

with*

[Autistic Spectrum]

Just tell your mother you are a prostitute and the young boys are your clients, she will be happy you are working and you van leave your drug abuse out of the conversation

[iphone10]

Just tell your mother you are a prostitute and the young boys are your clients, she will be happy you are working and you van leave your drug abuse out of the conversation

[Nuffy]

Shes too fat to be a prostitute.

[juji]

Shes too fat to be a prostitute.

Are you trying to fit in here again?

[Nuffy]

Yes.

[Desolation]

Are you trying to fit in here again?

[juji]

You should adopt Cody’s techniques

[Desolation]

and go away forever

[Nuffy]

Or I could just....

[Battery Bits]

I just copped an earfull anyway and I didn't even tell her about the drugs, just the car. Something about having no time for this this morning.

[timmy]

Lisa you need a man who knows how to dick a car

[timmy]

A mans man

[timmy]

Like

[timmy]

Me

[Battery Bits]

Well I need to get roadside assist but I don't know my number plate... I have to go back to my car to get it and I need a lift.

[juji]

Well I need to get roadside assist but I don't know my number plate... I have to go back to my car to get it and I need a lift.

Dont you have a bike? It’s time to workout

[Battery Bits]

Dont you have a bike? It’s time to workout

No I don't have a bike. YOU work out.

[juji]

No I don't have a bike. YOU work out.

I do workout, bikes are cheap, use it if you want go to the stores for small stuff

Fat people would never use bike to do a small travel

[Battery Bits]

My car started!

[maks]

park it in the garage close the door and leave it running

[clay]

if you park your car in the garage while running, and shut the door, it helps to harden your valves and it sets the tuning in really well. you need to stay in there for about an hour to make sure it doesn't stop running, lusa. mark is only trying to help

[iphone10]

fun fact when I was 340 lbs I rode my bike literally the entire length of westerly rhode island but also I love my van

[clay]

fun fat

[iphone10]

I love smoking weed in my van it's the saem as a gas mask but you're not wearing a gas mask and you get to do anything since it's bigger than a car you can do your sit ups and downs or have sex or anythin s

[iphone10]

I also made it three belts past a black belt in karate I think this shit is why I can't be trolled even when I was the fattest I was the best lol

[maks]

how many times have you had sex in your van stevey I'll bet it's a high number

[iphone10]

that really was a fantastic post it hurt my feelings becuase you mgiht notice how much I lie about having sex and care about it you really just got me ouch

[iphone10]

I need .... I need threap... therpapyyy nowwwwwwww... waahhhhhh

[clay]

how many times have you masturbated to lexie in your van after you realized you disgust her

[iphone10]

I haven't been able to fap to her after finding out she doesn't shave her body she also completely changed mentally into a shit person so it's just full on nope it's ltierally less terrible to fap to lisa lmao

[maks]

stevey's playing the field he can't get locked down now he's young he has his whole life ahead of him

[maks]

I'll bet it's going to be a fantastic life, even better than it is right now and right now is p great

[iphone10]

yeah

[iphone10]

I just gotta get hooked on coke and need therpay so I can get mad at anybody here's troll attempts lol

[maks]

stevey's winning at life, remewmber that one time he went hiking none of you guys have ever done that but stevey did

[maks]

stevey invented smoking weed too I'll bet you didn't know that

[iphone10]

which of us needs heavy drugs and therapy to get through the day and which of us can't be trolled by people who need heavy drugs and therapy to get through their days lol

[maks]

neiother of us needs heavy drugs and therapy, but only one of us can afford them

[timmy]

I haven't been able to fap to her after finding out she doesn't shave her body she also completely changed mentally into a shit person so it's just full on nope it's ltierally less terrible to fap to lisa lmao

The oldrr i get the less i care about pubic hair shaving. You must be a virgin

[iphone10]

oh ok so you do that shit for fun, that's great, what's funny is I could get it all for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and still don't do either hahahahahaha again, marks, seriously, just stop lol you're beign silly I could ge ttherapy for free with disabiklty and I grew up with a hot chick giving me weed every time we hung out and always got offerws for plenty of heavy free shit I just didn't watch jay and silent bob so I don't need any of it lol you are really getting me mad oh my oh ouch ouch so trolled righ t nowwwwww

[timmy]

stevey's winning at life, remewmber that one time he went hiking none of you guys have ever done that but stevey did

[iphone10]

The oldrr i get the less i care about pubic hair shaving. You must be a virgin

I don't know anyone my age who likes hairy legs and armpits on a girl it's not age it's australian trust me no american wants a girl as hairy as them she should go to your ocuntry tell deso to let her know youll lick her hairy armpits

[maks]

The oldrr i get the less i care about pubic hair shaving. You must be a virgin

if tlc taught me anything it's that girls don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy who won't get no love from them.

[iphone10]

tim quote something tha'ts true I iterally walk every day how is that suppoosed to bother me why are you guys so lizardy why can't any fo you actually be good at trolling it's fucking killing me I need better people in my life lol

[iphone10]

if tlc taught me anything it's that girls don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy who won't get no love from them.

[iphone10]

mmmmmmmmmmmm I literally cringed lol holy shit

[iphone10]

ugh just yuck lmao wow

[maks]

tim you know a lot of girls are any of them attracted to creepy unemployed attention whore manchildren with giant gross beards

[timmy]

I don't know anyone my age who likes hairy legs and armpits on a girl it's not age it's australian trust me no american wants a girl as hairy as them she should go to your ocuntry tell deso to let her know youll lick her hairy armpits

Hairy legs is not nice to look at and armpits kinda gross but pubic hair is a okay unless you want to go down then its gross getting hair in your mouth. Sex without oral os fine with hairy pubic area

[timmy]

tim you know a lot of girls are any of them attracted to creepy unemployed attention whore manchildren with giant gross beards

0 of then. They want guys who are grounded in reality with a good job etc

[iphone10]

I can't deal with this shit I can't fucking troll marks any more he's way too bad at it and gets way too fucking mad I don't know why he doesn't stay at the fucking lizard forum where he'd be happier I can't deal with fucking crazy people it really sucks there's so many of you in this world and you skip therapy and then this shit happens you lash out liek a child with the most lame jay and silent bob comic book nerd insults fuck holy shit fuck I am mad

[timmy]

tim quote something tha'ts true I iterally walk every day how is that suppoosed to bother me why are you guys so lizardy why can't any fo you actually be good at trolling it's fucking killing me I need better people in my life lol

I walk to the train station every day for work its mot a big deal clocking 40 mins a day 5 times a week. Weight lifting building muscle is where weight loss is ironically at

[timmy]

I can't deal with this shit I can't fucking troll marks any more he's way too bad at it and gets way too fucking mad I don't know why he doesn't stay at the fucking lizard forum where he'd be happier I can't deal with fucking crazy people it really sucks there's so many of you in this world and you skip therapy and then this shit happens you lash out liek a child with the most lame jay and silent bob comic book nerd insults fuck holy shit fuck I am mad

Calm down

[iphone10]

and these two gusy talking abou tme don't have girlfriends one is twice my age and single and lonely and needs therpay and heavy drugs to get through life and at least once said he was gonna kill himself on cam and never did I'm sure that wasn't depression or whatever and tim if you were ever to catch up to reality you'd know lexie was hairy head to toe and joiend an alien cult and that's why I stoppped talking to her, you can't talk about reality when you gush dude

[maks]

0 of then. They want guys who are grounded in reality with a good job etc

that's clearly the girls' fault, I mean look at him he's a catch who wouldn't want to go all in on a life with stevey

[iphone10]

I can't calm down I'm legitamitely fucking skeeved out by how bad marks is at trolling and I'm really fucking idk how toe ven drescribe it I really hate howstupid everyone else and how much youd on't eralize you are yakn

[iphone10]

I really have to find a better forum I really really really do this is so bad

[iphone10]

I've got a guy pissed off and rather htan entertian me he's fucking creeping me out I hate it htis fourm is dead

[maks]

I mean yeah even his mom and his sister got sick of him and threw his ass out but somewhere out there there's a girl who'll really get him and appreciate him for who he is, right?

[maks]

there's no way a guy as great as stevey could die alone, is there?

[iphone10]

lies really bother me I like that everything being siad about me is a lie and I get to tell the truth and you guys get to get mad and I get to laugh it's just annoying that your'e too stupid to realize how shit your existences are lol

[iphone10]

I really wish marks would read the lizard forum and compare his posts to theirs and actually be able to process it and understan dhwy he's not fukcing trollin gme lol I dont' get trolled by such fucking noob shit holy shit

[timmy]

I really have to find a better forum I really really really do this is so bad

Go get banmed on steam forums again

[maks]

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishin' on the same bright star
And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

that's beautiful stevey, did you write it for one of the internet girls you were crushing on and still talk about as if they were real girlfriends?

[timmy]

I am woried for steveys mental health

[maks]

I am woried for steveys mental health

are you new?

[timmy]

Well i havent witnessed him freak out like this is a long time i guess i have to get used to it:(

[maks]

it's been a while since anyone tweaked him, usually lisa is around and she's more fun to pick at

[maks]

back in the day dp would get him all riled up then ban him right when he was ready to explode into stevey rant mode. gave him blue balls, it was funny as hell.

[timmy]

i feel like i missed out on the first year of ytmnsfw, having lots of new posters sounds fun

[maks]

I missed the first year you missed like the first 3 years

[CAG <3]

I just gotta get hooked on coke and need therpay so I can get mad at anybody here's troll attempts lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTsT43VrC-k

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/nmOq3Bh.png

[reno]

https://i.imgur.com/nmOq3Bh.png

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/BoKZ4D4.png

[Battery Bits]

Sitting in my broken down car waiting for roadside assist

[maks]

nobody cares lisa

[Battery Bits]

Thanks for the great reply about it dumbass

[juji]

https://i.imgur.com/BoKZ4D4.png

Does cag have bad teeth? I dont remember how her teeth looks like

[maks]

she didn't used to until jon knocked half of them out

[Battery Bits]

My car is fixed.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4M-A8uvkpDYDueLdd_aSl4WtncwxCK62kX6HRtA74WHowcD0fFJH4zJXKBq6CjSIxJfbrqc6ft5slZTOKLH1n6DOvbszlsBtTLlftFt kZ_2CP_FgFUNN0cHALzyV46oYbFzWaQ=w400-h267-nc

[juji]

My car is fixed.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4M-A8uvkpDYDueLdd_aSl4WtncwxCK62kX6HRtA74WHowcD0fFJH4zJXKBq6CjSIxJfbrqc6ft5slZTOKLH1n6DOvbszlsBtTLlftFt kZ_2CP_FgFUNN0cHALzyV46oYbFzWaQ=w400-h267-nc

Dont forget to study car mechanics