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Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 02:27 AM
So I pulled over on the Main Street opened my car door leant out and just spewed my guts up. I look up and people are staring at me, so I spewed again, then shut my door and just drove off. It was disgusting but I couldn't help it

clay
09-28-2017, 03:59 AM
sounds like you've got one of those slow release rootbeer babies

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 04:23 AM
Lol nah

maks
09-28-2017, 06:52 AM
I hope it's something serious

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:16 AM
I feel fine now had a great spew

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 07:18 AM
fk off lisa, my thread is way better

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:20 AM
Get a life loser, look at your username, you have to use me to get attention

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:21 AM
I love clean sheets.... on everything!

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 07:25 AM
u sleep on dirty wet rags, beush ur teeth with a stick ok and u bathe in an inflatible bathtub, I sleep on luxurious 2000 thread count sheets from nordstroms ok

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:27 AM
I sleep on a big soft bed with soft clean sheets, brush my teeth with an electric toothbrush and I'm better than you in every way

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 07:32 AM
lisa brushes her teeth with a stick & has a dirt floor, I am King internet Dick Daddy ok

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:33 AM
Prove it

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:34 AM
I feel like I could swim in my bed

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:36 AM
Such a good spew it was, in front of all the town folk

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 07:37 AM
I have a hot tub and a swimming pool, also I have mexican servants that trim my bushes every Tuesday for 50 bucks OK, I am the YTMNSFW ARISTOCRAT

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:38 AM
My spew was better than yours

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 07:39 AM
My gambits are strong, you will not defeat me

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 07:53 AM
no joke 4real, I live between Chris Evans & Justin Timberlake in the Hollywood Hills, I'm also a super racist midwestern hick, my life owns, plz dont dox me ytmnd forums

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 07:54 AM
pps WHITE POWER

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 08:04 AM
You forgot the bit about being a giant loser, change your name you dumb inbred hick

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 08:05 AM
plz dox me & ruin my career ytmnd, I hate my LA 6 figure life and think it sucks DICK

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 08:07 AM
plz kill me, im a faggot nigger jew

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 08:11 AM
Get out of my spew thread before I vomit up your nostril

CAG <3
09-28-2017, 08:46 AM
your preggo

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 08:48 AM
Nah, I haven't had sex in.... a very long time

Wendy <3
09-28-2017, 05:50 PM
So I pulled over on the Main Street opened my car door leant out and just spewed my guts up. I look up and people are staring at me, so I spewed again, then shut my door and just drove off. It was disgusting but I couldn't help it

Just flip the rearview mirror down the next time

timmy
09-28-2017, 06:22 PM
u sleep on dirty wet rags, beush ur teeth with a stick ok and u bathe in an inflatible bathtub, I sleep on luxurious 2000 thread count sheets from nordstroms ok

2k thread count is a sham. Doesnt mean anythjng diff to a 400 thread. They do some hocus pocus jew level scheming and split threads and rebind them or some shit i forget but its literally not any better they are jewing you out of shekels yoi dumb ass

CAG <3
09-28-2017, 07:00 PM
No one cares about what kind of sheets he sleeps on.

koch curve
09-28-2017, 07:17 PM
2k thread count is a sham. Doesnt mean anythjng diff to a 400 thread. They do some hocus pocus jew level scheming and split threads and rebind them or some shit i forget but its literally not any better they are jewing you out of shekels yoi dumb ass

i heard 1000-1200 thread count is when sheets start having diminishing returns. i have 800

root ghost
09-28-2017, 07:42 PM
your preggo

root ghost
09-28-2017, 07:43 PM
No one cares about what kind of sheets he sleeps on.

Hey cag I have some nice sheets you can lay on

CAG <3
09-28-2017, 07:50 PM
i have no idea why people at this forum brag about the most basic shit. yo i got runnin water and electricity lmao.

Wendy <3
09-28-2017, 11:33 PM
i have no idea why people at this forum brag about the most basic shit. yo i got runnin water and electricity lmao.

You mean like the awful tv shows they watch?

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 11:47 PM
have 500 channels, also HBO

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 11:48 PM
Fuck off and don't come back until you change your name

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 11:48 PM
actually got fired and had to move into a log cabin in the woods but whatever, I had had hbo a few months ago

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
09-28-2017, 11:48 PM
not an admin I can't change my own username dummy

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 11:50 PM
not an admin I can't change my own username dummy
Well you asked an admin to change your name now you can go ask one to change it back

Cag.
09-28-2017, 11:50 PM
You mean like the awful tv shows they watch?

I have to admit I do actually watch some hella gay shit.

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 11:50 PM
I have to admit I do actually watch some hella gay shit.

I watched all of Reign, that was gay

Cag.
09-28-2017, 11:51 PM
have 500 channels, also HBO

Big balla shot calla coming thru. This nigga has cable

Cag.
09-28-2017, 11:51 PM
I watched all of Reign, that was gay
Never heard of it. Lol

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 11:53 PM
Never heard of it. Lol

About Mary Queen of Scots, spoiler, she gets her head chopped off and goes to heaven at the end.

Cag.
09-28-2017, 11:54 PM
Thanks for ruining the ending. I binge watch shows while I clean the house and workout. You might like GLOW from netflix

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 11:55 PM
Thanks for ruining the ending. I binge watch shows while I clean the house and workout. You might like GLOW from netflix

Yeah already watched it all ;)

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 11:55 PM
I'm watching Bates Motel now.... so so

Cag.
09-28-2017, 11:56 PM
Norman is so cute ^__^

Battery Bits
09-28-2017, 11:57 PM
Norman is so cute ^__^

I like his older brother, he's hot

Cag.
09-28-2017, 11:59 PM
Norman is weird and nerdy which is my preferred type. He's also a stone cold killer

Cag.
09-29-2017, 12:00 AM
Stone cold killers are super adorable

Battery Bits
09-29-2017, 12:00 AM
Too young for me

Cag.
09-29-2017, 12:02 AM
The actor is probs 25

Cag.
09-29-2017, 12:04 AM
Holy shit I was right on the money. Feb 14 1992.lol

Battery Bits
09-29-2017, 12:04 AM
The actor is probs 25

His older brother in the show is way hot

Battery Bits
09-29-2017, 12:05 AM
Holy shit I was right on the money. Feb 14 1992.lol

He looks young..... I got old and stuff

Cag.
09-29-2017, 12:05 AM
Meh I don't like pretty boiz

Cag.
09-29-2017, 12:06 AM
Looks like he fresh rolled out of a boyband

Battery Bits
09-29-2017, 12:08 AM
Lol oh I'd mess him up good

Wendy <3
09-29-2017, 12:17 AM
I'm watching Bates Motel now.... so so

Norman kills his mom and then dylan kills norman at the end if you were wondering and also dylan nuts off in that crippled girl and knocks her up

Battery Bits
09-29-2017, 12:18 AM
Norman kills his mom and then dylan kills norman at the end if you were wondering and also dylan nuts off in that crippled girl and knocks her up

Is dylan the hot one?

Battery Bits
09-29-2017, 12:19 AM
Yeah he is