you ever been takin a shit and the pizza man show up and you ain't rude so you wipe what you can while he's making his way up to

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you ever been takin a shit and the pizza man show up and you ain't rude so you wipe what you can while he's making his way up to your apartment like you just finish when he hit the door and gotta walk up to your spot so you wipin while shufflin to the door then you shuffle back to get a few more wipes in then he knock so you get the door and you got a medium two topping square cut well done and you eat all but five pieces then remember you forgot to wash your hands but before washign them you type about it so you don't forget how it went luckily for me I use baby wipes and toilet paper I don't even have to wash my hands