the underside of my feet are so soft

[Desolation]

Been swimming every day for like three weeks straight, the bottom of the pool makes them so smooth. SUMMER!

[Desolation]

-C7hrECnjkU

[rubycalaber]

looking forward to getting footjobs from you when you come visit ::3:

[timmy]

deso can you do ruby a favor and force feed ruby so he stops being thin oh and give him all his daily vitamins, tia

[boobz]

deso's gonna fuck ruby tender asshole with her foot sliding in-and-out of his anus at radpide pace

[rootbeer]

weirdest thread award goes to

[rootbeer]

seriously desolation you are a fucking creep

[m0nde]

looking forward to getting footjobs from you when you come visit ::3:he'll be spending too much time fucking your sister to spend any time with you, sorry bRO

[m0nde]

what?

[Desolation]

ruby's sister sent me this message on facebook 2 days ago:


hello!!

cant wait to see you this summer! I heard from [ruby] that your coming! thats wonderful we will have so much fun theres much to see here that you missed last time you visited! ill be finished with uni so this timing works perfect xoxx

[Desolation]

Translation into United States of American:


SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

[syncan aka ken post jr]

did you fuck his sister just so you could get mod on some third rate forum, cause if so that's pretty cool

[m0nde]

Only thing heard by dessoh:
tighter than a highland sheep's cooch

[Desolation]

Word is bond

[m0nde]

dessoh has gone where ruby and his yellow fingernails can only dream

[timmy]

hello!!

cant wait to see you this summer! I heard from Callum that your coming! thats wonderful we will have so much fun theres much to see here that you missed last time you visited! ill be finished with uni so this timing works perfect xoxx

[maks]

barry what's with your sig aren't you the same guy who's always gushing about how great it is to live in a country where everything is socialized

[timmy]

cant read because such and such is on my ignore list

[maks]

you're a hypocrite barry

[m0nde]

barry what's with your sig aren't you the same guy who's always gushing about how great it is to live in a country where everything is socialized:frog:

[m0nde]

it hurts too much to read those posts :(

[boobz]

the big reveal

[boobz]

this thread topic is now about the underside of m0nde's penis shaft.

[Desolation]

dessoh has gone where ruby and his yellow fingernails can only dream

goddamn monde

[syncan aka ken post jr]

this is how i picture mtic with any girl http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkckf7BFd71qzgcjvo1_1280.png

[steveyos]

deso you're brave making a thread like this with a zombie around

[syncan aka ken post jr]

stevey get fucking banned you fat sack of shit

[Dustin]

FAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[rootbeer]

ruby's sister sent me this message on facebook 2 days ago:

just tell her you pretend to be a woman online all day, i hear chicks really dig that

[Desolation]

married 40something and a fat neckbearded virgin ripping on my social life - rich

[Desolation]

FAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

.

[timmy]

are you two related?

[sex with dead people]

goddamn monde

Do you still have those pics of the bruises on your legs?

[rootbeer]

married 40something and a fat neckbearded virgin ripping on my social life - rich

the internet is not a social life

[timmy]

:golfclap:

[rootbeer]

get a fucking life dog

[Desolation]

Do you still have those pics of the bruises on your legs?

probably i dont wanna go look though

[sex with dead people]

Sorry for bringing up bad times for you.

[m0nde]

married 40something and a fat neckbearded virgin ripping on my social life - richi don't undersatand how what i'm saying is insulting to you in any way. if anything, you did quite well, visiting ruby and then sleeping with his sister. he doesn't even hold it against you.

[Desolation]

I was talking about dp. I love you m0nde and have nothing against you.

[rootbeer]

there you go confusing real emotions with the internet again. try walking outside its crazy the sun can give you 300k dps

[Desolation]

k

[Desolation]

FAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

FAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM

[Desolation]

Sigh, well the upside to these boy problems is that they are great for my teenybopper writing process where i sit on the swingset and daydream

except now ill also be wishing death upon myself

[m0nde]

well, don't scuff up your soft feet while swinging

[rootbeer]

not funny or interesting a novella by desolation

[maks]

He turns to us and speaks.

"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them."

ARROGANTLY TWISTING THE STERILE CANVAS SNOOT OF A FULLY CHARGED ICING ANOINTMENT UTENSIL, HE POOTS FORTH A QUARTER OUNCE GREEN ROSETTE NEAR THE SUMMIT OF A DENSE BUT RADIANT MUFFIN OF HIS OWN DESIGN

Later, he says

"Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself I say there is not, nor ought there be, nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth as that prince of foods, the muffin."

[Desolation]

1 missed facebook message <3

[Desolation]

Happens again when i'm taking baths!

[rootbeer]

the underside of my dick is so hard

[TheElJoe]

the underside of my balls are so sweaty

[Barack Hussein Obama]

Got pussyskin on the feet?

[Desolation]

,,kl

[UofLCardfan08]

the internet is not a social life

fast forward a year, sherman invests thousands into a lifetime with STD's


:time::aus::doom:

[maks]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/296/a/f/hamburglar_in_love_by_isabellaprice-d6rfq6z.png