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Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 09:11 PM
:XD:

CAG <3
06-09-2017, 09:25 PM
he's single. nows your chance

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 09:26 PM
My chance to get vaginal stitches from his monster cock, I'm game.

CAG <3
06-09-2017, 09:26 PM
i didn't know he had a monster cock

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 09:27 PM
It's pretty damn huge

CAG <3
06-09-2017, 09:50 PM
no wonder everyone kisses his ass

root ghost
06-09-2017, 09:52 PM
hey cag i heard u want a monster weener to fill your lady hole

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:11 PM
gonna jam my monster telephone poles into the lake tommorw lisa, u love hearing about my huge poles and how i jam them deep and hard into the lake bed

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:11 PM
also sadly me and the young lady i am dating are still together, sorry laides but i'm a one hairdresser man

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:13 PM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/30/lake-ontario-flooding/353818001/

my house is going to fall into the lake at some point then when i take as much fema federal money as i can, i'm gonna buy penguin island and rule it with an iron fist

CAG <3
06-09-2017, 10:36 PM
you said the lake was your one and only lady a few days ago. you must have one of those chaotic relationships where you break up a lot and get back togehter lmao

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:42 PM
i have no time for her, she helps with sandbags and shit like that but i am pretty busy trying to pump water and fix my breakwall and help all the old people on my street not die , everything has taken a back seat to my one true love the huge volient lake i live on

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:42 PM
tonight played football in the street with the army dudes that are stationed here now cag a couple of them knew you from your sepermient rinho days

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 10:44 PM
also sadly me and the young lady i am dating are still together, sorry laides but i'm a one hairdresser man

Sadly?

lol

maks
06-09-2017, 10:46 PM
I was really hoping you were dead lisa

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 10:46 PM
Dump her then. And gimme that.

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 10:46 PM
I was really hoping you were dead lisa

I love you too

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:47 PM
she's a super hot 20 something year old girl, who moves sandbags and cooks me really good food as her hobby is watching cooking shows idk lisa, how many sandbags can you move

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:55 PM
need a girl who can pay some bills around here too lisa, sump pumps don't grow on trees ok

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 10:58 PM
she's a super hot 20 something year old girl, who moves sandbags and cooks me really good food as her hobby is watching cooking shows idk lisa, how many sandbags can you move

I'm not doing any of that

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:00 PM
you either work on my sandbag and sump pump farm or you don't get dicked down it's how it works around here lisa

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:08 PM
Lol

maks
06-09-2017, 11:09 PM
please kill yourself lisa, jump off a cliff use an exit bag overdose do something with your fucking life end it

juji
06-09-2017, 11:14 PM
I thought dp's cock is a detachable cock, he posted pics of his cock long time ago

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

juji
06-09-2017, 11:16 PM
she's a super hot 20 something year old girl, who moves sandbags and cooks me really good food as her hobby is watching cooking shows idk lisa, how many sandbags can you move

Did ever she cook sushi?

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:18 PM
i traded lisa a verfied dick pic for her can video, i threw everything i had at her, but she would not give it up with out a dick pic, and now honestly that it got passed around anyway i feel like i was raped by her

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:18 PM
i traded lisa a verfied dick pic for her can video, i threw everything i had at her, but she would not give it up with out a dick pic, and now honestly that it got passed around anyway i feel like i was raped by her

I never passed it around

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:19 PM
she cooks all this shit, with different sacuses and iron chef shit, idk man it tastes fucking good, she made sushi a couple times, we had some turkey burger shit on the grill tonight and i was like fucking turkey burgers really but she made this sacuse and got facny buns and god dam it was good

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:19 PM
I never passed it around

how did the screen shot end up in wendys can cramming group

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:20 PM
how did the screen shot end up in wendys can cramming group

I don't know, someone took a screen cap, Deso did I think

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:20 PM
and i'm blessed down there and lisa is a whore and now she's even more in love with me i can't win it's really hard being me

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:21 PM
I don't know, someone took a screen cap, Deso did I think

he beytraed you lisa time to post his dick pic

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:21 PM
You'll struggle on

juji
06-09-2017, 11:22 PM
she cooks all this shit, with different sacuses and iron chef shit, idk man it tastes fucking good, she made sushi a couple times, we had some turkey burger shit on the grill tonight and i was like fucking turkey burgers really but she made this sacuse and got facny buns and god dam it was good

Shame, I've cooked alone even italian food, sushi, etc. they said my cooking skill was masterpiece like my mom

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:22 PM
he beytraed you lisa time to post his dick pic

I don't have a pic of it, it's weeny anyway

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:23 PM
i can make take out food really good i know all the phone numbers and have all the menus by my fridge

juji
06-09-2017, 11:23 PM
I don't have a pic of it, it's weeny anyway

https://www.head-nature.com/pics/NWlVYP9UyqHeIC9IpZawLuf4T4N9focD4HGuMRt_NDbDG18AIRFD8M5FHink2mNfRpngUoP5gUsSgiDEvt7NQA/06999_1000_1.jpg

juji
06-09-2017, 11:24 PM
i can make take out food really good i know all the phone numbers and have all the menus by my fridge

You mean food delivery service

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:26 PM
well lisa now you have an acutal womens body i'm very proud of your doctor for helping you out so much

Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:29 PM
lisa when my house crumbles into the sea i will need to start over, alls i will have left is what floats, i might need to take my best jetski and make the long journey from the st lawnernce river in ny to the ocean to penguin island i hope you still have that futon

Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:31 PM
lisa when my house crumbles into the sea i will need to start over, alls i will have left is what floats, i might need to take my best jetski and make the long journey from the st lawnernce river in ny to the ocean to penguin island i hope you still have that futon

Yeah

CAG <3
06-10-2017, 11:07 AM
she cooks all this shit, with different sacuses and iron chef shit, idk man it tastes fucking good, she made sushi a couple times, we had some turkey burger shit on the grill tonight and i was like fucking turkey burgers really but she made this sacuse and got facny buns and god dam it was good

if she used ground turkey and kept it from falling apart, thats pretty neat.

CAG <3
06-10-2017, 11:07 AM
wouldn't eat sushi though, raw fish is nasty as hell

root ghost
06-10-2017, 12:05 PM
Cag I'm going to make your turkey burger fall apart

CAG <3
06-10-2017, 12:08 PM
make my turkey burger fall apart just like your marriage, eh? lmao

root ghost
06-10-2017, 12:14 PM
yes, i can make urs fall apart too let me help you out. put this daddy dick in your life

CAG <3
06-10-2017, 12:17 PM
have a good one, rooty

root ghost
06-10-2017, 12:17 PM
thank you sweety