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Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 09:11 PM
:XD:
CAG <3
06-09-2017, 09:25 PM
he's single. nows your chance
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 09:26 PM
My chance to get vaginal stitches from his monster cock, I'm game.
CAG <3
06-09-2017, 09:26 PM
i didn't know he had a monster cock
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 09:27 PM
It's pretty damn huge
CAG <3
06-09-2017, 09:50 PM
no wonder everyone kisses his ass
root ghost
06-09-2017, 09:52 PM
hey cag i heard u want a monster weener to fill your lady hole
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:11 PM
gonna jam my monster telephone poles into the lake tommorw lisa, u love hearing about my huge poles and how i jam them deep and hard into the lake bed
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:11 PM
also sadly me and the young lady i am dating are still together, sorry laides but i'm a one hairdresser man
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:13 PM
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/30/lake-ontario-flooding/353818001/
my house is going to fall into the lake at some point then when i take as much fema federal money as i can, i'm gonna buy penguin island and rule it with an iron fist
CAG <3
06-09-2017, 10:36 PM
you said the lake was your one and only lady a few days ago. you must have one of those chaotic relationships where you break up a lot and get back togehter lmao
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:42 PM
i have no time for her, she helps with sandbags and shit like that but i am pretty busy trying to pump water and fix my breakwall and help all the old people on my street not die , everything has taken a back seat to my one true love the huge volient lake i live on
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:42 PM
tonight played football in the street with the army dudes that are stationed here now cag a couple of them knew you from your sepermient rinho days
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 10:44 PM
also sadly me and the young lady i am dating are still together, sorry laides but i'm a one hairdresser man
Sadly?
lol
I was really hoping you were dead lisa
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 10:46 PM
Dump her then. And gimme that.
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 10:46 PM
I was really hoping you were dead lisa
I love you too
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:47 PM
she's a super hot 20 something year old girl, who moves sandbags and cooks me really good food as her hobby is watching cooking shows idk lisa, how many sandbags can you move
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 10:55 PM
need a girl who can pay some bills around here too lisa, sump pumps don't grow on trees ok
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 10:58 PM
she's a super hot 20 something year old girl, who moves sandbags and cooks me really good food as her hobby is watching cooking shows idk lisa, how many sandbags can you move
I'm not doing any of that
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:00 PM
you either work on my sandbag and sump pump farm or you don't get dicked down it's how it works around here lisa
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:08 PM
Lol
please kill yourself lisa, jump off a cliff use an exit bag overdose do something with your fucking life end it
I thought dp's cock is a detachable cock, he posted pics of his cock long time ago
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
she's a super hot 20 something year old girl, who moves sandbags and cooks me really good food as her hobby is watching cooking shows idk lisa, how many sandbags can you move
Did ever she cook sushi?
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:18 PM
i traded lisa a verfied dick pic for her can video, i threw everything i had at her, but she would not give it up with out a dick pic, and now honestly that it got passed around anyway i feel like i was raped by her
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:18 PM
i traded lisa a verfied dick pic for her can video, i threw everything i had at her, but she would not give it up with out a dick pic, and now honestly that it got passed around anyway i feel like i was raped by her
I never passed it around
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:19 PM
she cooks all this shit, with different sacuses and iron chef shit, idk man it tastes fucking good, she made sushi a couple times, we had some turkey burger shit on the grill tonight and i was like fucking turkey burgers really but she made this sacuse and got facny buns and god dam it was good
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:19 PM
I never passed it around
how did the screen shot end up in wendys can cramming group
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:20 PM
how did the screen shot end up in wendys can cramming group
I don't know, someone took a screen cap, Deso did I think
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:20 PM
and i'm blessed down there and lisa is a whore and now she's even more in love with me i can't win it's really hard being me
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:21 PM
I don't know, someone took a screen cap, Deso did I think
he beytraed you lisa time to post his dick pic
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:21 PM
You'll struggle on
she cooks all this shit, with different sacuses and iron chef shit, idk man it tastes fucking good, she made sushi a couple times, we had some turkey burger shit on the grill tonight and i was like fucking turkey burgers really but she made this sacuse and got facny buns and god dam it was good
Shame, I've cooked alone even italian food, sushi, etc. they said my cooking skill was masterpiece like my mom
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:22 PM
he beytraed you lisa time to post his dick pic
I don't have a pic of it, it's weeny anyway
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:23 PM
i can make take out food really good i know all the phone numbers and have all the menus by my fridge
I don't have a pic of it, it's weeny anyway
https://www.head-nature.com/pics/NWlVYP9UyqHeIC9IpZawLuf4T4N9focD4HGuMRt_NDbDG18AIRFD8M5FHink2mNfRpngUoP5gUsSgiDEvt7NQA/06999_1000_1.jpg
i can make take out food really good i know all the phone numbers and have all the menus by my fridge
You mean food delivery service
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:26 PM
well lisa now you have an acutal womens body i'm very proud of your doctor for helping you out so much
Autistic Spectrum
06-09-2017, 11:29 PM
lisa when my house crumbles into the sea i will need to start over, alls i will have left is what floats, i might need to take my best jetski and make the long journey from the st lawnernce river in ny to the ocean to penguin island i hope you still have that futon
Battery Bits
06-09-2017, 11:31 PM
lisa when my house crumbles into the sea i will need to start over, alls i will have left is what floats, i might need to take my best jetski and make the long journey from the st lawnernce river in ny to the ocean to penguin island i hope you still have that futon
Yeah
CAG <3
06-10-2017, 11:07 AM
she cooks all this shit, with different sacuses and iron chef shit, idk man it tastes fucking good, she made sushi a couple times, we had some turkey burger shit on the grill tonight and i was like fucking turkey burgers really but she made this sacuse and got facny buns and god dam it was good
if she used ground turkey and kept it from falling apart, thats pretty neat.
CAG <3
06-10-2017, 11:07 AM
wouldn't eat sushi though, raw fish is nasty as hell
root ghost
06-10-2017, 12:05 PM
Cag I'm going to make your turkey burger fall apart
CAG <3
06-10-2017, 12:08 PM
make my turkey burger fall apart just like your marriage, eh? lmao
root ghost
06-10-2017, 12:14 PM
yes, i can make urs fall apart too let me help you out. put this daddy dick in your life
CAG <3
06-10-2017, 12:17 PM
have a good one, rooty
root ghost
06-10-2017, 12:17 PM
thank you sweety
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