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Lina Goldberg
06-06-2017, 08:30 PM
In this age we communicate over vast geography
blessed with the advent of computer technology
the messaging board chronicles the lives of a diminished community
sponsored by the wealth of grandfathered ruby
and over time from posts online resulted coupling
que sera sera, whatever, c'est la vie
the life path of an admin and young femininity
once crossed can only consequate what will be
-tragedy

A Californian stripper, life void of stability
and riddled with a drug addled immaturity
desperate for a way out, partial fraudulencey'
a rape settlement she used to set herself free
after years of being trolled on the boards of comedy
the Texan admin Jon she married
red pilled by Sam Hyde she embraced her white identity
Clarissa was proud that no longer would she be
-slutty

Homemaking for her breadwinner and the thought of a baby
discovered her cervical cancer sterility
the honorable decision through the collapse of society
Jon stayed by his wife despite her soon to be mortality
His armaments defended a vacant legacy
there was no common bond shared genetically
still present day those who nay-say out of a desperate jealousy
Despise their marriage for it operates ongoing
-traditionally

one could live like desolation deviant sexuality
or divorced from Allison, monde without bosley
better off than Steven yelle his gout and obesity
ensured a life long lasting virginity
Not so different from Ruby whose partners are imaginary
at least he's not giving children to woman who collects alimony
and giving Debbie a wedding band when she once was already married
then having to split up because of your own posts rooty
-sorry

forsake all your forebears and racial purity
the Australian bachelor's prophecy
with an Asian partner you'll no longer be lonely
at least you weren't deflowered by father MickBorney
foreign and hard of hearing, Bibianna you never see
alcohol and cocaine for sex but it's always empty
at least Rolland isn't a father like the one who goes by DP
his children suffer damage emotionally
-permanently

as for me and virginity, involuntary celibacy
Conservatism and aspirations of a large family
fueled by culture wars and white identity
my future is still somewhat foggy
Will i wine and dine and red pill a fair skinned beauty?
a rural girl or one urban from New York City?
confident i face the task aware it won't be easy
but when i look at Simon Amstell, in spite of jewery
-I feel faggotry <3

reno
06-06-2017, 08:53 PM
bravo

CAG <3
06-06-2017, 09:33 PM
uh what? lol

BGD INCARNATE
06-06-2017, 09:53 PM
work of art congrats

CAG <3
06-06-2017, 09:54 PM
bgd is jealous he didn't get a mention the poem

BGD INCARNATE
06-06-2017, 10:01 PM
ya im gonna be really upset about not getting a shout out in some poem when im smashing heinekens at a semi-upscale bar/lounge talkin some bizness with the boys this wkd!

BGD INCARNATE
06-06-2017, 10:04 PM
bgd is jealous he didn't get a mention the poem

on a related note, you and jon should go on this weird ass show based in TX some guy films in his garage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ar9g3mpNjA

CAG <3
06-06-2017, 10:54 PM
ya im gonna be really upset about not getting a shout out in some poem when im smashing heinekens at a semi-upscale bar/lounge talkin some bizness with the boys this wkd!

you're at an upscale bar and you choose to drink heineken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wYXw4K0A3g they've cucked to the liberal agenda. pls dont give them your money

juji
06-06-2017, 11:05 PM
you're at an upscale bar and you choose to drink heineken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wYXw4K0A3g they've cucked to the liberal agenda. pls dont give them your money

Sad, you got close mind due to Jon

BGD INCARNATE
06-06-2017, 11:12 PM
you're at an upscale bar and you choose to drink heineken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wYXw4K0A3g they've cucked to the liberal agenda. pls dont give them your money

although i probably identify as as a conservative fiscally or whatever (and vote R), i am pretty liberal socially. also liberal cities (that aren't extremely poor) are usually the best in their state. (e.g. Austin and Nashville)

theres no need to have some alt-right culture war. most people i know who are super hardcore right wing and literally hate social liberals are like either over 70 years old OR they are like 35+ and make between 40-70k a year and are super mad at people who get food stamps. they get even more insensed if their peers (or people who make more money than them) don't care about social program because in the scheme of things they're super small in the US. they are probably mad because they live in a suburb that's safe, but extremely shitty and cookie cutter.

also heneiken is best casual beer for hanging out. expensive enough to not look classless (drinking pitchers of bud light or something), but probably the best tasting mainstream beer. amsterdam is a beautiful city as well

Wendy <3
06-07-2017, 12:04 AM
cat avatar guy you don't even have a mind of your own anymore

Lina Goldberg
06-07-2017, 01:23 AM
bravo


work of art congrats

ty!

Lina Goldberg
06-07-2017, 01:27 AM
https://youtu.be/O9LJkyZU-QM

I just started writing it yesterday over al stewart one stage before but I couldn't produce an instrumental with the full chord progression so I just made it a dumb peom

Lina Goldberg
06-07-2017, 01:30 AM
Sad, you got close mind due to Jon

sad you got closed mind due to 1984

Lina Goldberg
06-07-2017, 01:31 AM
cat avatar guy you don't even have a mind of your own anymore

Joshua David Santiago stop trolling

Lina Goldberg
06-07-2017, 01:32 AM
uh what? lol

disclaimer: this is a work of fiction I know nothing about anyone

Lina Goldberg
06-07-2017, 01:48 AM
it a joek peom about "red pills" and "white identity" and I quickly take the piss outta some of my favorite posters and make a self aware gay joke at the end don't judge me I care fore everybody damnit why do we troll the ones we love?

timmy
06-07-2017, 02:35 AM
I found out i am 98% european and 2% north african
It is in vain who i marry because it was over before i knew it began.

Lina Goldberg
06-07-2017, 07:19 AM
don't worry about them being mixed race
it will help them survive in this place
they be low to the ground
and slightly more brown
it's not like we'll be living in space

CAG <3
06-07-2017, 07:41 AM
it a joek peom about "red pills" and "white identity" and I quickly take the piss outta some of my favorite posters and make a self aware gay joke at the end don't judge me I care fore everybody damnit why do we troll the ones we love?

very clever

CAG <3
06-07-2017, 07:42 AM
I found out i am 98% european and 2% north african
It is in vain who i marry because it was over before i knew it began.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlhKTTN-m2Q

Lina Goldberg
06-07-2017, 08:04 AM
lol half of those men look like they could be sam hydes father

CAG <3
06-07-2017, 08:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXEvHv3Vjs&list=PL0O8ixe70Z252fAeg46H_1V5TcMnntL_U&index=21

CAG <3
06-07-2017, 08:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYT1tMufQTs

maks
06-07-2017, 10:35 AM
jon is 100% slavic mud person