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timmy
05-29-2017, 05:05 AM
Show your self

CAG <3
05-29-2017, 12:00 PM
what

maks
05-29-2017, 02:11 PM
cag might hate children but she enjoys the occasional chode

timmy
05-29-2017, 05:39 PM
When arr you and jon going to realize its time to settle down

CAG <3
05-29-2017, 07:23 PM
oh god your girlfriend is already pregnant

maks
05-29-2017, 07:24 PM
it would never work with me and jon, if he tried to hit me I'd cut his fucking dick off

maks
05-29-2017, 07:24 PM
I'd have to use a razor blade, kind of scrape it off like a sticker, on account of him having a chode

juji
05-29-2017, 10:27 PM
Jon collected the guns, what for? If he worries about the trepassers, he should use tazer instead of lethal firearms, otherwise the police will kill Jon for resisting against the government

juji
05-29-2017, 10:40 PM
Does Jon think guns are gamble legal? Lmao what a pendejo

timmy
05-29-2017, 11:08 PM
oh god your girlfriend is already pregnant

I really dobt know how you drew this conclusion but the real question is what did elz say because i am feeling out of the loop

CAG <3
05-29-2017, 11:46 PM
Well, you've been babbling about raw dog and now you're rambling about kids so I assume you're trying to have a baby.

Desolation
05-30-2017, 12:26 AM
You're a ditz

timmy
05-30-2017, 05:14 PM
Cag i only pull out if i care about them or they know mu deets... if j habe a kid i dibt know where and i would feel slihlty guilty

CAG <3
05-30-2017, 05:54 PM
lez b real here, you would impregnate your gf if you thought it would keep her from leaving lmao

timmy
05-31-2017, 01:52 AM
Correct

timmy
05-31-2017, 01:53 AM
In other news i am on my way to registering a monile app idea. If designed and released well it could be a killer. But i dont have any app dev knowledge :(

timmy
05-31-2017, 01:53 AM
Designing the interface should be easy juzt gotta employ someone tk wrkte the back end well

timmy
05-31-2017, 01:54 AM
Cag i hope you are having lots of fun with jon

timmy
05-31-2017, 01:54 AM
I am gay

timmy
05-31-2017, 02:00 AM
What would be a reasonable price for a very handy app thar you wouldbt dream of living without after getting in the motiobs of usibg it?

timmy
05-31-2017, 02:00 AM
$2 a pop sounds okay if half the world uses it

CAG <3
05-31-2017, 12:38 PM
im having chicken with korean bbq sauce and white rice for lunch

maks
05-31-2017, 06:00 PM
are you sure that's ok did you run it by your doctor

CAG <3
05-31-2017, 08:26 PM
i've incorperated carbohydrates into my diet because I workout for an 1hr 30 minutes daily.

Desolation
05-31-2017, 08:27 PM
beauty is all that really matters

CAG <3
05-31-2017, 08:39 PM
well i want beautiful abs, arms and legs.. not much i can do about my face

Wendy <3
05-31-2017, 10:21 PM
well i want beautiful abs, arms and legs.. not much i can do about my face

You are one sexy bitch even with the bruises :rip:

juji
05-31-2017, 10:39 PM
well i want beautiful abs, arms and legs.. not much i can do about my face

get plastic surgeon

Wendy <3
05-31-2017, 11:57 PM
Or get fucked by rootbeer like you've been begging for

Desolation
06-01-2017, 11:25 AM
cag will be preg soon

Desolation
06-01-2017, 11:26 AM
Put in your bids now. hope they're cheap.

maks
06-01-2017, 07:16 PM
that's not going to happen, for reasons I can't get into right now

rubycalaber
06-02-2017, 11:19 AM
idea for a funny forum prank: cag should sabotage her contraception and get pregnant so jon can't leave her

CAG <3
06-02-2017, 03:20 PM
getting pregnant to keep a man from leaving worked out well for all those single moms I keep reading out

root ghost
06-02-2017, 03:59 PM
getting pregnant to keep a man from leaving worked out well for all those single moms I keep reading out
kids are great, adults suck