Sticky: DEAD FORUM? NO PROBLEM, JUST THANK ASH.

[steveyos]

THANKS ASH

[elezzzark]

Did Ashley ruin your life?

[Plug Drugs]

this girl isn't even worth obsessing over, just stop it.
She wasn't even a good poster, she was a lizard, a young female lizard.
That's all she was, move on

[lnopia the great]

she microwaved my hamster... and she made me eat it too

[stalker virus]

plug drugs calling anyone a bad poster :rolleyes:

[stalker virus]

how can you be a background poster for 3 years on a forum that has less than 10 people

[Garfield]

plug drugs cant even grow good weed without putting crushed up ibuprofen on his soil's ph

[sex with dead people]

Stop all this fighting amongst one another and focus your anger/hatred towards stevey/stomple.

[elezzzark]

Stop all this fighting amongst one another and focus your anger/hatred towards stevey/stomple.

Why the fuck not to me?

[sex with dead people]

Why the fuck not to me?

Because you don't know any better and you deserve leniency for your actions.

[elezzzark]

Im on brony level who is harder and unbeatable than 4chan trolls

[Garfield]

do you even know where brony started and what it means

[Garfield]

bronys are depictions of various kinds of homosexuals

[Garfield]

which kind of homosexual is your favorite? TWINKS because theyre so cute!

[Garfield]

BEARS! because theyre so hairy and easy to nuzzle my face into

[elezzzark]

http://img.ponibooru.org/images/23/233dbb2bf755a2a326b867bd92a0b1e1

[Garfield]

no stop that

[sex with dead people]

how can you be a background poster for 3 years on a forum that has less than 10 people

I found that offensive. YGGR by elezzzark at some point.



Im on brony level who is harder and unbeatable than 4chan trolls


Not really sure what that means, but I'm gonna agree with you because I don't want any trouble.

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs calling anyone a bad poster :rolleyes:

you haven't been around long enough to know what a good poster is; you are a textbook "bad poster".
Unironic use of smiley faces? Check
Signature/avatar which features animals unironically? Check
Yet to make a single post which makes people laugh out loud? Check

You are just trying to latch on to these hopeless virgins until you find the one that is most ripe to marry and steal his money from indefinitely you hopeless whore

[stalker virus]

Uhhhh yeah my join date is 2012 LOL

[stalker virus]

Get real bitch I've been here since 2006

[elezzzark]

Get real bitch I've been here since 2006

Are you still a virgin?

[stalker virus]

Are you?

[elezzzark]

YES

[stalker virus]

Whoops!

[Garfield]

ive made love to hundreds of women

[elezzzark]

Whoops!

Does it mean you're virgin too?

[stalker virus]

No, I'm not a virgin and most mid 20-somethings are not

[elezzzark]

lol, do you think when you turn 20 makes you lose your virginity?

[stalker virus]

...No, it's very strange to be in your mid-20's and be a virgin

[elezzzark]

They told me they can lose their virginity for having sex with a pillow LOL

[stalker virus]

Whoever they are -- I wouldn't take sex advice from them

[Garfield]

i actually just got done making love o a beautiful women just now, her vagina is red and sore because i forgot to shave this morning

[elezzzark]

Do you think Ashley lost her virginity for having sex with a strap on dildo pillow?

[Garfield]

i think she probably lost it to her familys golden retriever

[Garfield]

or at summer concentration camp

[stalker virus]

Sounds like a mad libs exercise

[stalker virus]

Elz have you never had a gf :what:

[stalker virus]

This thread just got a whole lot sadder

[elezzzark]

A quick question

Are you messianic jew or reform jew?

[stalker virus]

I'm methodist but you never answered my question

[elezzzark]

Elz have you never had a gf :what:

Yes 2 ex-gfs, they were boring as fuck and i told them fuck off after of kisses

[stalker virus]

Were they deaf too? :what:

[elezzzark]

Also i refused to have sex with that gf, i wouldn't to have baby or being father or herpes or AIDS

[stalker virus]

I find it difficult to believe that any normal 24 year old male is still a virgin

[stalker virus]

Elz are you one of those Catholics who thinks birth control is of the devil :what:

[elezzzark]

Were they deaf too? :what:

No, im glad i wouldn't to listen their noisy excuses

[stalker virus]

Catholics be crazy

[Garfield]

like your scalp?

the fuck you talking about my hair is flawless

[elezzzark]

Elz are you one of those Catholics who thinks birth control is of the devil :what:

No, i hate annoying gfs, i can afford to hire some prostitutes but i would to mantain my virgin forever

[stalker virus]

No, i hate annoying gfs, i can afford to hire some prostitutes but i would to mantain my virgin forever

I don't think you'll have a problem with that

[Garfield]

I don't think you'll have a problem with that

does your body look anything like the girls in your avatar?

[elezzzark]

Sex is too mainstream

[stalker virus]

does your body look anything like the girls in your avatar?

Does yours?

[Plug Drugs]

i think she probably lost it to her familys golden retriever


or at summer concentration camp
those are very intelligible and possibly accurate comments

[Garfield]

no im cut like jon bon jovi

[stalker virus]

plug drugs jumping on any bandwagon

[stalker virus]

get your own ride

[elezzzark]

no im cut like jon bon jovi

To be honest with you, your face reminds me from Macaulay Culkin

[Plug Drugs]

stalker virus is probably very fat and ugly irl and the type of girl you would look at at a party and think to yourself "disgusting" and never try to directly look at again

[timmy]

plug drugs grasping for straws

[stalker virus]

I hope and pray that if I ever run into any nerd from YTMNSFW that they think that about me

[timmy]

hyped up on drugs stabbing in the dark at a million miles an hour

[elezzzark]

stalker virus is probably very fat and ugly irl and the type of girl you would look at at a party and think to yourself "disgusting" and never try to directly look at again

Possibly, she wont me show her irl pics

[stalker virus]

Plug Drugs thinks I am a brand new poster just posting away

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs jumping on any bandwagon

it is how most ugly upper-middle class clueless bitches lose their virginity; They fuck the family dog or they let boys bang them at summer camp
...I've seen it a hundred times

[Garfield]

why is everybody acting like theyve never seen her pictures before

[stalker virus]

Plug drugs jealous that people keep talking about me so he keeps talking about me :rolleyes:

[Garfield]

face - jewish
boobs - stretchmrks
asa - next to none
torso - flabby
personality = 4/10

[Plug Drugs]

why is everybody acting like theyve never seen her pictures before

i've never seen them, i don't care about her enough to find them

[stalker virus]

why is everybody acting like theyve never seen her pictures before

n00b level over 9000 ITT

[Garfield]

he'll need one when he has to eat through one in the hospital

on a fucking roll tonight brother!

[elezzzark]

why is everybody acting like theyve never seen her pictures before
Shhhhhhhhhh

[timmy]

he'll need one when he has to eat through one in the hospital

i bet he has a glass jaw

[stalker virus]

i'm a 4/10 irl which is why YTMSNFW is so important to me

[elezzzark]

I remember Garfield told me Ashley has flat-chested like that

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQT7LjO0bts6q_W8gHoRxC0Hl7mpaSpfk2VvYgfhJIebBYEEjoyHiNsfOq4

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs grasping for straws

barry let me teach you a very important lesson.
There are two types of women:
- ugly defect women who had something wrong occur with them while they were still a fetus,
- and good looking women

this is something all men should know by elementary school

[Garfield]

dont get all hussy

[stalker virus]

drug addicted drunks with no education no money and no job don't deserve any type of woman

[stalker virus]

just a heads up bro

[Plug Drugs]

on a fucking roll tonight brother!

that was so funny because everyone knows using drugs leads you to eating through a straw in a hospital

have you ever even left your house ever? I don't know a single kid on a college campus who hasn't done ecstasy or opiates. And I don't know a single kid period who hasn't smoked weed or drank alcohol

[elezzzark]

drug addicted drunks with no education no money and no job don't deserve any type of woman

Lol you're a dumb bitch who wants to steal money from your boyfriend and future husband. After All.

[stalker virus]

Bitch I bet you wouldn't sign that shit to my face

[elezzzark]

Ladies FIRST

[stalker virus]

get it because you use sign language

[stalker virus]

do you get it or are you deaf AND dumb

[elezzzark]

Did you know i can speak with my voice?

[Garfield]

that was so funny because everyone knows using drugs leads you to eating through a straw in a hospital

have you ever even left your house ever? I don't know a single kid on a college campus who hasn't done ecstasy or opiates. And I don't know a single kid period who hasn't smoked weed or drank alcohol

i assume you dont remember the 3 day drug thread where i proved i know infinitely more knowledge than you about all drugs

[stalker virus]

lol

[elezzzark]

lol i remember that, that was badass for showing his finger before to play his guitar

[timmy]

I remember Garfield told me Ashley has flat-chested like that

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQT7LjO0bts6q_W8gHoRxC0Hl7mpaSpfk2VvYgfhJIebBYEEjoyHiNsfOq4

viewing this is illegal in my country but i will get off on it being unintentional

[Plug Drugs]

i assume you dont remember the 3 day drug thread where i proved i know infinitely more knowledge than you about all drugs

you're trying to troll me right now and it's working FUCK YOU FYOU FUCKING SHITJHEAD RBHEFGIHOGHH#t60hw34o0yjhh

[Garfield]

he just played some gay blues riff he learned in community college

[elezzzark]

viewing this is illegal in my country but i will get off on it being unintentional

Yes, i know about aussie ridiculous law about pics of flat-chested girls were considered as child porn while they are not underage

Australia Govt. sucks

[elezzzark]

Or Australian Society did make a petition about flat-chestned are illegal?

[Plug Drugs]

Did you know i can speak with my voice?

i'd pay good money to see a youtube video of that

[timmy]

Or Australian Society did make a petition about flat-chestned are illegal?

no it was all a government decision

[timmy]

i'd pay good money to see a youtube video of that
im sure you would rather save that money for your next fix

[elezzzark]

i'd pay good money to see a youtube video of that

I would, but i will not be forced to make a youtube video until you do an advance payment

[Plug Drugs]

5gPlLffRxNI

:rockout:

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT :rofl:
that was the shittiest guitar playing i've ever heard. Some shitty off-beat riff and an inaccurate blues scale
Did you take lessons for a month in high school and quit after begging your mom to let you?

[elezzzark]

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT :rofl:
that was the shittiest guitar playing i've ever heard. Some shitty off-beat riff and an inaccurate blues scale
Did you take lessons for a month in high school and quit after begging your mom to let you?

Damn, you're high, Akiraaaaa doesn't post here anymore

[Garfield]

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT :rofl:
that was the shittiest guitar playing i've ever heard. Some shitty off-beat riff and an inaccurate blues scale
Did you take lessons for a month in high school and quit after begging your mom to let you?

thank you.

[stalker virus]

plug drugs aka n00b level poster

[elezzzark]

plug drugs aka n00b level poster

How old are you?

[Garfield]

werent you going to ut? do you know deso?

[timmy]

plug drugs aka n00b level poster

[stalker virus]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-J1MqwF4UYk4/Tm4tloGRe8I/AAAAAAAAAJc/1ytvyQoMV-s/s1600/maximum_trolling.jpg

[Garfield]

you cut that gif out with safety scissors?

[Plug Drugs]

thank you.

i'm curious to see your shitty ass guitar video,
please someone post it

[Plug Drugs]

entirely drunk beyond belief, i went and plugged in my guitar after not playing for a few days just to reassure myself that i sound much better than any piece of shit from this forum ever could

[Garfield]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw0pQTUGdrg

5 years ago

[Garfield]

loved what the costume department did with that movie

[Plug Drugs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw0pQTUGdrg

5 years ago

this was me high on oxycodone and amphetamine a few weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G1EWuSA5eK8

want to have a little guitar rock-off?

[sex with dead people]

I bet if there was an arcade added to the forum there wouldn't be so much anger and hostility taking place.

[stalker virus]

maybe we could take a cue from the old alol :hmm:

[Plug Drugs]

this was me high on oxycodone and amphetamine a few weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G1EWuSA5eK8

want to have a little guitar rock-off?

forgive me for my rendition of "bottom" at the very end of that video, i just learned it by ear 5 minutes before i started recording it

[sex with dead people]

I wanna hear boobz play the trumpet. I bet he'd own both of your guitar playing asses.

[maks]

maybe we could take a cue from the old alol :hmm:

lets not, alol was shit.

[stalker virus]

alol has far better posters than here imo

[Garfield]

R U FUCKING KIDDING ME

[stalker virus]

name 5 quality posters

[stalker virus]

don't worry i'll wait

[Garfield]

here? easy

me
stompleb
gush
crapper
steveyos
rootbeer (occasionally)

[sex with dead people]

I'd rather see this place be like yikers.

[stalker virus]

gush doesn't post here anymore neither does steveyos except to tell me that he loves me

[Garfield]

fjs is a good father figure to this forum

[maks]

alol has far better posters than here imo

the only good posters on alol also posted here. if you're pining away for the likes of roxtoyz and bgd you need to have your head examined.

[maks]

face it alol was shit just as shitty as this place deal with it

[Garfield]

ctrlaltkick was begging to be stalked, shed probably fit in here pretty well

[Garfield]

id fit in her pretty well :naughty:

[stalker virus]

marks you seem a little on edge over there

[maks]

marks you seem a little on edge over there

sick of people saying things that are provably false. I've been to alol, it was ytmnsfw with more serious in depth discussion of anime. that does not make it a better forum, quite the contrary.

[stalker virus]

wow marks i just don't know what to say

[maks]

wow marks i just don't know what to say

how about "you're right, I was lying"?

[stalker virus]

will that make you feel better

[stalker virus]

anything for you, marks ^____^

[maks]

no, I don't care. it's purely for your benefit.

[elezzzark]

alol took serious about me and i got perma banned

[maks]

alol took serious about me and i got perma banned

of course they banned you, you're a funny poster you do more than just talk about sailor moon all the time you were making them look bad

[stalker virus]

marks did you get banned or something :what:

[maks]

marks did you get banned or something :what:

no, I never even registered an account there. I'm not interested in discussing anime

[maks]

Here's an actual alol conversation to help ashley feel more at home

roxtoyz: hey did you guys see the sailor moon episode where she bent down in the classroom and that guy who pilots the mech she's always fighting (the same one who's in her class in high school because every anime character ever apparently all go to high school together and have no idea that their classmates are the evil robots and space ninjas and tentacle monsters they're sworn to destroy) saw her underwear and he went "GUH" and the animation style changed and a big drop of water appeared on his face?
bgd: yeah what about it?
roxtoyz: that was a pretty good episode. what's your favorite fansub?
bgd: I dunno man but I'll tell you one thing japanese animation sure is innovative, these shows are totally not all exactly the same
roxtoyz: dude my eyes are vibrating so hard right now I know tghis is a serious moment but I'm going to blast some j-pop and have a dance party with some stuffed animals and the guy with the 40 foot long sword. you in?
bgd: not right now I impregnated another poster looks like the forum is going down again

[stalker virus]

wow marks you've got quite the attitude tonight idk what's going on

[stalker virus]

thought we were bros but i guess not..................

[elezzzark]

Does Ashley like anime?

[stalker virus]

no why would an adult like anime

[maks]

why are you so offended that I'm bashing alol it's not like you ran the fucking thing.

[maks]

no why would an adult like anime

why would someone who doesn't like anime post on an anime forum?

[stalker virus]

alol was not an anime forum....................

[stalker virus]

i personally felt that alol had funnier posters than ytmnsfw that's all

[maks]

alol was not an anime forum....................

then why did they do nothing but discuss anime all day long?

[elezzzark]

If a woman doesn't play a videogame, doesn't accompany me to troll some newbies on internet, doesn't watch my favorite movies, etc.

It may be useless woman who steals my money until if she cooks some foods for me, cleans my room and my bathroom, no whinning at me, etc. it could to be an useful woman

[stalker virus]

/end

[elezzzark]

i personally felt that alol had funnier posters than ytmnsfw that's all

Let's see


SHOOP DA WHOOP IN DRAGON BALL Z

I TOOK A SHIT AND IT SMELLS GOOD


Does it make you funny? seriously...

[maks]

roxtoyz: hey did you guys see the new episode of sailor moon where they sexualized pubescent girls and everyone was ok with it because it's japanese?
bgd: yeah but it wasn't as gratuitous as the 11 year old showering with her karate instructor in season 3 of Super Gundam Happy Time Extreme \
roxtoyz: what's your favorite underage tentacle rape? I'm halfway through watching my underage tentacle rape boxset
stompleb: can I borrow that when you're done with it?

[stalker virus]

weird

[elezzzark]

I wonder Ashley is ignoring me

[maks]

weird

and totally accurate

[Dustin]

no why would an adult like anime

:rofl:

[blumpkin blownuts]

drug addicted drunks with no education no money and no job don't deserve any type of woman

What are your thoughts on drug-addicted drunks who do have all that other shit?

[blumpkin blownuts]

pd
I like you and all but only about 1 in 300,000 of us end up like William S Burroughs
the rest end up like me. I am your future.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i assume you dont remember the 3 day drug thread where i proved i know infinitely more knowledge than you about all drugs

(drops $0.50 in the 2-P slot)
"A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED!"

[blumpkin blownuts]

i sgned up for an alol account and not a single one hazed me they were asking me about normal shit and i made one really :care: post about w/e was on my mind and a bunch replied and i left the next day

and they all had anime avatars, maybe i was in the middle of some really great in-joke but every av was weeboo'ed out
and they all had random black people in the signatures, then I knew I wasn't just crazy but alol was going to be really shitty and boring and pretentious
the joke about calling a hamburger a burg resonated with me tho I do that IRL with friends now I'll be like "look I'm about to take a bite from this hamburger I am burging out very hard" and everyone laughed so hard the cops got called

[sex with dead people]

I wonder Ashley is ignoring me

She's just playing hard to get.

[steveyos]

i personally felt that alol had funnier posters than ytmnsfw that's all

when you've got marks, sid, and bagel boy all at the same forum, ANY forum is better

[Garfield]

plane

[boobz]

plane

:n:
CAUTION: YOU HAVE JUST READ AN UNFUNNY POST PELASE TURN AROUND

[Garfield]

youre right i should post more slapstick style replies

[boobz]

oh wait stopmle said 'plain' and you replied with 'plane' i get it now

[Garfield]

youre so vain i bet you think this post is about you dont you

[boobz]

"classic posting ability"

[m0nde]

smiling at the sheer volume and rage of steffies' latest posts

great show since his latest meltdown and deletion of fjs

thanks for the laughs, stalker virus

[lnopia the great]

#wop

[m0nde]

#?!, #pp4l, #wop, #olsentwins

[boobz]

#wop on efnet

[stalker virus]

#pp4l a/d e/d for real though

[blumpkin blownuts]

the joke about calling a hamburger a burg resonated with me tho I do that IRL with friends now I'll be like "look I'm about to take a bite from this hamburger I am burging out very hard" and everyone laughed so hard the cops got called

thats why i have a fucking charge on my record (petty burglary)