Massage my feet

[Battery Bits]

http://i.imgur.com/H9SFyRr.jpg

Mia won't massage them, she will only sniff them

[Battery Bits]

My toe nails are sparkly so you can pretend you're at a disco

[Battery Bits]

Nobody knows the color of my toes

[juji]

:X

[Desolation]

5.5/10

[maks]

lisa's feet are as disgusting as the rest of her

[maks]

they smell better than her vagina though

[Desolation]

elz has better feet

[Battery Bits]

My feet are better than yours you weeny skanky snot dick. Way better.

[Battery Bits]

Go hang out with maks and BGD deso, I don't take ratings from losers

[Desolation]

you clearly just did

[maks]

bullshit you crave attention anywhere you can get it

[Battery Bits]

My feet are pretty much perfect, soft, small, nothing wrong with them at all. YAY! MY FEET!

They are sore though.

[Battery Bits]

bullshit you crave attention anywhere you can get it

Go spam about me fucktard, then follow me to another forum and post dead cats. You're pushing 40 years old. You're like an actual retard.

[maks]

that's m0nde you idiot, I wouldn't post there if you paid me

[Desolation]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/f2/5c/cff25c16f4235809d174a0865d03af0f.jpg

this is a perfect foot we can agree. yours look nothing like this we can agree.

[maks]

there's a guy from alol who harasses me on steam about how he cut his foot of and it hurts

[maks]

he bugs bgd and reno too not sure why he picked me I never posted at alol

[Battery Bits]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/f2/5c/cff25c16f4235809d174a0865d03af0f.jpg

this is a perfect foot we can agree. yours look nothing like this we can agree.

Looks the same as mine but bigger and with a bigger toe knuckle and toenails painted red. My feet would actually be in much betterr condition because I don't wear stupid shoes like that.

[Battery Bits]

that's m0nde you idiot, I wouldn't post there if you paid me

Nope, you posted dead cats there.

And you hang out with BGD.

[Desolation]

Looks the same as mine but bigger and with a bigger toe knuckle and toenails painted red. My feet would actually be in much betterr condition because I don't wear stupid shoes like that.

you're delusional as fucking hell.

[maks]

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198145615221

reno says it's the guy who knocked up that chick and went all schitzo

[Battery Bits]

I only wear comfy shoes.

[Battery Bits]

you're delusional as fucking hell.

What the fuck do you know about feet let alone MY feet you fugly weeny putz dick?

[maks]

Nope, you posted dead cats there.

And you hang out with BGD.

believe it or not lisa I'm not the only person on the internet who knows how to google pictures from animal testing labs

[Battery Bits]

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198145615221

reno says it's the guy who knocked up that chick and went all schitzo

What else does reno say?

*lies on tummy and swings feet in air*

[Battery Bits]

believe it or not lisa I'm not the only person on the internet who knows how to google pictures from animal testing labs

It was you maks, cut the crap.

[Battery Bits]

But monde probably posted my catcopter vid that I posted at you because that's what he does, copies othr people's posts.

[Desolation]

What the fuck do you know about feet

waaayyyy more than i should know.

[Desolation]

those feet are succulent sushi with champagne.
yours are some croger sausages with miller lite .
throw them on the grill and cover in sauce.

[Battery Bits]

waaayyyy more than i should know.

Yeah women who wera shoes like that end up with fucked up feet. No thanks, will never catch me in shoes like that, it's stupid.

[Desolation]

i can't believe you're arguing feet with a foot fetishist you really are a know-it-all.

[maks]

But monde probably posted my catcopter vid that I posted at you because that's what he does, copies othr people's posts.

ok yeah he copies other people's posts but he couldn't possibly be copying my gimmick from 2006, not a chance

[Battery Bits]

That is why my feet are still soft at my age, I wear comfy shoes.

[Battery Bits]

ok yeah he copies other people's posts but he couldn't possibly be copying my gimmick from 2006, not a chance
Same pics you've posted. You're lying as usual, you also use that account with ypur friend BGD.

[Desolation]

That is why my feet are still soft at my age, I wear comfy shoes.

your feet are archless and toes look like you play for the brazilian soccer team.

[Battery Bits]

those feet are succulent sushi with champagne.
yours are some croger sausages with miller lite .
throw them on the grill and cover in sauce.

I have great feet. I can say that with certainty.

[maks]

alright lisa, yes your delusions are always true because you make them true with sheer force of will

[Desolation]

chicks with bad feet always use the I WONT WEAR HEELS LIKE THAT excuse

[Battery Bits]

your feet are archless and toes look like you play for the brazilian soccer team.

My feet aren't squashed into high heels you putz

I could have a stupidly high arch if I did but I never wanted my feet to get fucked up like women who wear high heels feet do. I've seen enough women's feet to know. My feet are neat as.

[maks]

know who else has posted the same pictures anyone who looked at page 1 of the google images result for "vivisection pictures"

[Battery Bits]

chicks with bad feet always use the I WONT WEAR HEELS LIKE THAT excuse

What the fuck do you know about it?

My feet sure as hell are better than yours.

[Battery Bits]

know who else has posted the same pictures anyone who looked at page 1 of the google images result for "vivisection pictures"

I'm not convinced, you were written all over it.

[maks]

lisa posted a picture of an ipad and apple also posts pictures of ipads, lisa is steve jobs

[Desolation]

What the fuck do you know about it?

sorry it has been a while since i mentioned i'm a foot fetishist

[Battery Bits]

sorry it has been a while since i mentioned i'm a foot fetishist

Do you wear high heels?

[maks]

sorry it has been a while since i mentioned i'm a foot fetishist

I don't usually appreciate heels but your feet look stunning in your new open back brian atwoods

[Desolation]

i've tried them on but my feet aren't slender enough see that's a truthful answer. just say "yeah my feet aren't my great" instead of "im looking out for my foot shape down he road" how fucking pathetic

[Battery Bits]

I don't usually appreciate heels but your feet look stunning in your new open back brian atwoods

Sre those a type of shoe? I know more about sneakers because I'm gay like you.

[Desolation]

besides i'm not sexually interested in my own feet you fucking idiot

[Battery Bits]

i've tried them on but my feet aren't slender enough see that's a truthful answer. just say yeah my feet aren't my great instead of "im looking out for my foot shape down he road" how fucking pathetic

Oh I can wear them but I've seen what they do to the feet of women who wear them all the time and no thanks, sneakers forever. I hate high heels. They are stupid.

[Desolation]

Sre those a type of shoe?

even fucking marks knows more about feet than you.

[Battery Bits]

even fucking marks knows more about feet than you.

He knows about shoes.

And I've ALWAYS thought shoes (as in the shoes women crap on about) are fucking stupid. I love my comfy sneakers and my feet are better than yours.

[maks]

even fucking marks knows more about feet than you.

I date a lot of yuppies. I'm not at all into feet but these broads never stop talking about their shoes, probably revenge for me talking about processors and storage devices all the time

[Battery Bits]

Plenty of guys have wanted to fuck my feet, I find it amusing.

[maks]

one thing about yuppie chicks though, they appreciate a fine restaurant and they pay their half every single time. I'm so over dating waitresses and grocery store cashiers.

[Battery Bits]

This is gross but I couldn't get a feet massage off sherman because he would try and fuck them.

[Battery Bits]

one thing about yuppie chicks though, they appreciate a fine restaurant and they pay their half every single time. I'm so over dating waitresses and grocery store cashiers.

When did you last have a date?

[Desolation]

talking about their shoes

processors and storage devices

we all have our vices.

[maks]

When did you last have a date?

depends on your definition of a date, I hooked up with one of my old booty calls last weekend but I haven't taken out a newly met girl since before my surgery so maybe 3 weeks

[maks]

we all have our vices.

successful women talk about their shoes, poor women hint about how they're waiting for a rich guy to save them from their own bad decisions. if those are the choices I'll take the shoes, if I get bored I can always tune her out

[Battery Bits]

depends on your definition of a date, I hooked up with one of my old booty calls last weekend but I haven't taken out a newly met girl since before my surgery so maybe 3 weeks

Yeah well date/get laid, same dif.

[maks]

I'm not even rich, I make just shy of six figures that's upper middle class, any chick who thinks I'm the answer to her problems has other problems that I can't help her with

[Desolation]

successful women talk about their shoes, poor women hint about how they're waiting for a rich guy to save them from their own bad decisions. if those are the choices I'll take the shoes, if I get bored I can always tune her out

"i don't need nice shoes to have sexy feet. guys into feet precum over my steel toe boots"

[Battery Bits]

I'm not even rich, I make just shy of six figures that's upper middle class, any chick who thinks I'm the answer to her problems has other problems that I can't help her with

LOL any chick who thinks that is spare between the ears and about to get a problem.

[maks]

"i don't need nice shoes to have sexy feet. guys into feet precum over my steel toe boots"

I'd take a hardworking blue collar girl, for a couple of years back in 2011-12 all I managed to get were store clerks who would do a 4 hour shift then go home get into their pajamas and spend the rest of the day on facebook. it was goddamn depressing.

[maks]

LOL any chick who thinks that is spare between the ears and about to get a problem.

I probably look rich as fuck to someone making 25k at stop & shop

[Battery Bits]

I personally don't care about money

[maks]

lisa even during my dryest spell I wouldn't date you, you're a huge steaming pile of issues you look like you just crawled out of a crack house and you have ugly feet

[Battery Bits]

lisa even during my dryest spell I wouldn't date you, you're a huge steaming pile of issues you look like you just crawled out of a crack house and you have ugly feet

LOL! I'm not interested in you like that maks. You're just my forum nemesis.

[Battery Bits]

lol yeah really no

[Battery Bits]

"Hey I met this really cool guy on a forum, he posts dead cats and has tantys where he spams the forum. My dream guy."

[Desolation]

"hey that's a really weird thing to bring up, i'm out of here insane person."

[Battery Bits]

"Hey you're really dumb"

[Nuffy]

Three pages about Lisas feet...

[Poopalew]

Three pages about Lisas feet...

Tourists from China spent $102billion

[Wendy <3]

Massage your skull with a shotgun blast through your mouth

[Desolation]

Jesus

[Poopalew]

Jesus

We have to admit that this pontificate does no honor to the Church.

[maks]

update some guy from alol cut his feet off

[Desolation]

who?

[maks]

eewok something or other, he's been bugging me on steam for years bgd and reno say he had a psychotic break so it's possible he really did cut his foot off

[Desolation]

ewokmyweewok, yes... *puffs vape*

[maks]

he won't send a picture I tried

[juji]

Dipping my balls