ISSUE: how do i pay a tip back!??!?!?!

[Desolation]

okay, so last saturday night, i went to the bar and the sweet bartender i talk to all the time gave me 2 free drinks. so, my bill came out to $6. I tipped an amount (i wont mention here to avoid the obnoxious HOW MUCH TO TIP argument), but i checked my bank account and I got charged for $7.

Obviously I tipped well over $1, but it looks like she only saw I gave her $1. How do i make this not awkward when i go talk to her tomorrow?!?

Do she just ummm, read it wrong?? enter it wrong?! whos in the wrong here, I know what I wrote and it was not $1!!!!!!

I'm just going to bring the missing dollars to her in an envelope when i go in for a chicken sandwich tomorrow '>_>

[maks]

Finally, one I can answer! I've actually been in this same exact situation before

What you do is go back to the bar during the quiet time, when no one else is there. Discreetly flip the OPEN sign to CLOSED and lock the door if possible. Approach the waitress from behind, grab her around the neck with your dominant arm while covering her mouth with the other. Tell her not to scream or you will snap her neck like a twig. Ask her to if she understands. This is VERY IMPORTANT: do not remove your hand from her mouth until she nods yes. Now, with your dominant arm still around her neck, use the other to pull up her skirt, pull down her panties (if applicable) and enter her forcefully from behind. When you've finished the act throw her to the floor, spit on her, and drop a wad of singles in her lap. She'll never forget her new favorite customer!

[Desolation]

they're still open for 11 minutes. maybe i'll give them a call and see if they are comfortable with taking the money. i do not want to fracture this relationship!

[maks]

she's going to think you have a crush on her and be creeped out if you came back for that, this is why you have get the rape out of the way first first so she knows it's not about sexual tension it's about giving her 3 or 4 dollars

[Desolation]

thats how im trying to avoid coming off

[Desolation]

im so awkward >_<

[Wendy <3]

This reminds me of the time elz tried to break some gook's neck

[maks]

you could always shoulder dash her

[CAG <3]

Finally, one I can answer! I've actually been in this same exact situation before

What you do is go back to the bar during the quiet time, when no one else is there. Discreetly flip the OPEN sign to CLOSED and lock the door if possible. Approach the waitress from behind, grab her around the neck with your dominant arm while covering her mouth with the other. Tell her not to scream or you will snap her neck like a twig. Ask her to if she understands. This is VERY IMPORTANT: do not remove your hand from her mouth until she nods yes. Now, with your dominant arm still around her neck, use the other to pull up her skirt, pull down her panties (if applicable) and enter her forcefully from behind. When you've finished the act throw her to the floor, spit on her, and drop a wad of singles in her lap. She'll never forget her new favorite customer!
Wtf

[Desolation]

That was unsettling.

[maks]

look that's sound advice if you don't want to take it that's up to you

[Desolation]

you're a CREEPER

[CAG <3]

you're a CREEPER

[maks]

fuck the both of you, the hell do you know about the psychology of the female mind

[Desolation]

well, you're a weirdo but cag didn't give any advice at all.

and now the grill is closed and i have to figure out this mess tomorrow

[CAG <3]

Yeah you're right. I wouldnt know anything about that

[CAG <3]

well, you're a weirdo but cag didn't give any advice at all.

and now the grill is closed and i have to figure out this mess tomorrow

Just go to the resteraunt and ask the waitress about the tip and give her the money. She will be grateful

[Battery Bits]

Wait for her after work, chase her down in the parking lot and give her $3.

[Desolation]

Just go to the resteraunt and ask the waitress about the tip and give her the money. She will be grateful

mmmm ok thank you.

[Desolation]

Wait for her after work, chase her down in the parking lot and give her $3.

dont tell anybody but i wrote $10

[maks]

Yeah you're right. I wouldnt know anything about that

you believe what jon tells you to believe, and he doesn't know shit about chicks

[Battery Bits]

dont tell anybody but i wrote $10

Hey big spender

[Battery Bits]

you believe what jon tells you to believe, and he doesn't know shit about chicks

Then why does he have one and you don't?

[maks]

probably because he believes they're objects to be claimed and I don't

[Nuffy]

Finally, one I can answer! I've actually been in this same exact situation before

What you do is go back to the bar during the quiet time, when no one else is there. Discreetly flip the OPEN sign to CLOSED and lock the door if possible. Approach the waitress from behind, grab her around the neck with your dominant arm while covering her mouth with the other. Tell her not to scream or you will snap her neck like a twig. Ask her to if she understands. This is VERY IMPORTANT: do not remove your hand from her mouth until she nods yes. Now, with your dominant arm still around her neck, use the other to pull up her skirt, pull down her panties (if applicable) and enter her forcefully from behind. When you've finished the act throw her to the floor, spit on her, and drop a wad of singles in her lap. She'll never forget her new favorite customer!

Only acceptable solution proposed.

[Poopalew]

Only acceptable solution proposed.

Either he or a representative of a family of the same name signed the national covenant proposed shortly thereafter.

[jon]

hahaha women aren't objects to be claimed

here's a rape joke

[Desolation]

I left an envelope with a note and $9 at the bar

[CAG <3]

what happened to the 10 dollars?

[Nuffy]

Crack most likely.

[juji]

Bring the real cash, for god's sake

[Poopalew]

Bring the real cash, for god's sake

Even my four-year-old son Wolfgang was not allowed to speak about Dad but only about Ome Jan (Uncle John).

[maks]

hahaha women aren't objects to be claimed

here's a rape joke

well you make a good point, me making a joke on a trolling forum is not only equivalent to the legitimately backwards and fucked up shit you actually do in real life, it also excuses your behavior. well met, good show, you got me there

[maks]

you smug piece of shit

[Poopalew]

you smug piece of shit

The question of Gods existence deserves better than smug dogmatic assertions.

[maks]

Ever since I was a boy and my mother used to beat me with a hairbrush I've dreamed of being a misogynistic dickbag, finding a woman I could keep under my thumb and get symbolic revenge on all woman. Sadly most of them were hip to my game and wouldn't tolerate it, so I scoured the internet for the most damaged girl I could find, and finally achieved my lifelong goal of a disgusting gorean relationship.

but it's ok, I'm excused because someone made a rape joke on a forum

[Wendy <3]

Get well soon cat avatar guy

[Desolation]

jons a mad man

[maks]

I'll bet when he read my joke he was all "HA! I'VE GOT HIM NOW! he's on the ropes he'll never mention me beating or controlling cag again because he's now officially JUST AS BAD AS ME!"

[maks]

somebody fucking rape jon already I can;t wait to see those particular tables get turned

[Desolation]

do women in this position often realize they're being manipulated and controlled and get their own independent lives back? I've never encountered this first-hand.

[maks]

in cag's case she's fetishized it, her life was so fucked up before she's desperate for anything that appears normal but she doesn't realize that behind the facade of the normal every day married couple this is yet another form of fucked up

[maks]

honestly judging by her past jon might even be the best she's ever done, and she's too messed up to realize that, even if that's true, she can and should do better. no matter how crazy her past is she can find a real relationship, something based on mutual respect and admiration not this weird master and pet dynamic she's got going on now. most people give their dogs more freedom than he gives her.

[maks]

I wish I'd seen the signs early, I supported this thing I used to like jon it was already too late before I realized what a goddamn slimeball he is. I feel like I failed her as an internet friend. at least it's good for forum drama I guess.

[jon]

>when 9 posts aren't enough & u gotta make a new thread

[maks]

Strap in, this is a very interesting topic and I'm going to explore it at length.

[maks]

I'm glad you're finally engaging me on it, maybe we can finally make some progress fixing you.

[maks]

Which would you say causes you more insecurity, your relationships with women, or your nonwhite non-aryan slavic background

[CAG <3]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehp9ahkoHlg

[maks]

actual photo of me helping jon confront his mother issues

http://i.imgur.com/zfQ04Ee.jpg

[Desolation]

lmfao i've wanted to watch that forever

[maks]

actual photo of cag after jon read this thread

http://i.imgur.com/R2TAcBj.jpg

[maks]

normally he doesn't leave marks because he has the upper body strength of a 9 year old girl with leukemia, when he gets super pissed he makes her hit herself

[Wendy <3]

Cat avatar guy don't hit yourself anymore if that's what really happens

[Lexi Persimmons]

get well soon cag.

[CAG <3]

lol

[Garfield]

give her the tip