can you make yourself cry?

[Desolation]

it's pretty simple to do for me

[Poopalew]

it's pretty simple to do for me
If I cant have unlimited freedom Id rather not drive at all?

[Gabi-xx]

Don't cry my love

[Wendy <3]

Only when i look at how small my junk is

[CAG <3]

Only when i look at how small my junk is

count your blessings. at least you don't have peyronie's disease

[CAG <3]

http://medcitynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Screen-Shot-2016-03-11-at-9.21.42-AM-600x359.png

[maks]

jon has peyronears disease

[Wendy <3]

If jon lets you out of the closet tonight tell him i'm sorry

[clay]

can you make yourself straight, faggot

[TheElJoe]

Thanks to peyronies disease my dick curves perfectly into my mouth

[Desolation]

For true tears, there's people and events in my life i can think about and w/ isolated music and my eyes closed it takes >min.

[juji]

nice signature art!

Be careful if your content is too big, your signature may break

[maks]

I wonder how many people I've made cry on this forum

[maks]

probably a bunch

[CAG <3]

I did an hour and a half of cardio tonight. I bet marks98 cant do that

[CAG <3]

I bet im the only one who exercises that posts here lol

[Wendy <3]

I bet you're the only one here that's forced to or else you'll be back to stripping lol

[Gabi-xx]

Hurt

[clay]

hey gabi I changed your user pic at the request of this fag so make sure to send him all the nudes you promised

[Gabi-xx]

Yes sir

[Gabi-xx]

Also thank you

[CAG <3]

Exercise is good wendy, you should try it sometime

[clay]

http://cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cheeta.jpg

[CAG <3]

.....

[clay]

http://i.imgur.com/FbI3XEo.png

[CAG <3]

Me and Jon

[juji]

I did an hour and a half of cardio tonight. I bet marks98 cant do that

my record is 700 calories as maximum

[Desolation]

ye these naked hpotos did the trick f;ff,

[Wendy <3]

Exercise is good wendy, you should try it sometime


I swing a wood splitting maul 1/4 of your body weight several hours per day 4 months of the year not to mention lift logs several times your weight chaining them up. I'm not into dancing in front of a tv watching richard simmons or whatever the fuck you city folk do

I'm from the hills bitch and we don't exercise or keep our teeth in our mouthes at night

[CAG <3]

I had a dream I was being robbed by blacks and in between the punches and kicks, I kept saying, you can take the money but your life will still be shit, kind of like how you can chop wood and have strong arms, but still be fat.

[maks]

I did an hour and a half of cardio tonight. I bet marks98 cant do that

I can do 26 miles on my mountain bike so bite me

[Lina Goldberg]

we "know" he's a big boy because at 2fjs he posted a picture of a him holding a cold crush CD (undelivered gift for cag) in front of a chain link fence but was his arm really fat or was it just bulked up from chopping wood? I wonder how his and strongbeers BMI compare.


we don't exercise or keep our teeth in our mouthes at night
dentures?

[CAG <3]

we "know" he's a big boy because at 2fjs he posted a picture of a him holding a cold crush CD (undelivered gift for cag) in front of a chain link fence but was his arm really fat or was it just bulked up from chopping wood? I wonder how his and strongbeers BMI compare.


dentures?

he might have a similar body type to rootbeer, strong arms and overhanging gut.

[CAG <3]

never did see that picture.

[CAG <3]

rootbeer can lift an atlas stone and slap coconuts, but there is no way on earth he is healthy with that bad diet and greentea supplements that he takes

[maks]

cag called me out on cardio now she's ignoring my response because I'm a 2 pack a day smoker and still out-endurance the fuck out of her

[maks]

I probably have the best legs on the whole forum, if they weren't so hairy I could be miss america

[CAG <3]

you are also busy drinking copious amounts of whiskey only a week after surgery lmao

[CAG <3]

when was the last time you went mountain biking? :rofl:

[CAG <3]

oh look at the time, it's time for a nice hike in the sunshine with my pups.

[maks]

I rode my bike across woodbury a couple of weeks ago when it was 70 degrees because connecticut's weather is crazy

[maks]

and yeah I'm drunk there's a blizzard I can't go to work and after last week percoset alone doesn't cut it anymore

[CAG <3]

you dont need anymore percocet

[CAG <3]

buy some weed

[Gabi-xx]

I can make my butt cheeks and pecs dance, if that's not fitness I don't know what is

[maks]

I have weed. I also have percoset. I don't need it, but I have it so why not use it before it expires? duh

[maks]

look at me I'm cag the trophy wife of a mid level software developer I can afford to just leave my percoset lying around until its expiry date and then throw it in the trash

[maks]

I can make my butt cheeks and pecs dance, if that's not fitness I don't know what is

can you make them clap

[Gabi-xx]

You're not supposed to throw medication in your trash it seeps into the water and causes autism

[maks]

all the more reason to take all of it today. probably most of my remaining codeine too. and a big glass of grapefruit juice.

[maks]

I was out of work for 10 days because of the surgury, I went back for one day yesterday, and now there's a blizzard and I'm stuck at home and every road with a route number including the one I live on is closed by the state police I'm fucking bored and a bunch of drugs will make that moderately more tolerable

[Gabi-xx]

Look at me I'm Gabi I can carry a 200lbs. man in full bunker gear down a two story ladder while also in bunker gear I've never exercised in my life halp I'm so fat I feel bad

[maks]

post a picture of a fire you extinguished I will masturbate to it and then light my genitals on fire

[maks]

where did I leave my lighter

[Gabi-xx]

Dude

[maks]

all my bowls are in the dishwasher

[Gabi-xx]

I mailed all my underwear to Rhode Island

[maks]

yeah it looks like things are falling apart between us we were just never meant to be we're two ships passing in the night

[CAG <3]

look at me I'm cag the trophy wife of a mid level software developer I can afford to just leave my percoset lying around until its expiry date and then throw it in the trash

:rofl:

[maks]

ok, stepford wife

[maks]

I was trying to be nice cag

[Gabi-xx]

Oh Marks, the one that got away

[maks]

we'll always have chamillionaire

[Gabi-xx]

They see me herpin. They derpin. *tear*

[Wendy <3]

we "know" he's a big boy because at 2fjs he posted a picture of a him holding a cold crush CD (undelivered gift for cag) in front of a chain link fence but was his arm really fat or was it just bulked up from chopping wood? I wonder how his and strongbeers BMI compare.


dentures?

There's no chain link fences here so idk what you're talking about or who you even are

[maks]

goddamn snow is still going guess I'm not getting anything of value done today

[Wendy <3]

never did see that picture.

Neither did i...maybe this person is talking about the masta ace cd picture

[Lina Goldberg]

idk dude maybe it was a different kinda fence it looked like you took the picture in the back lot of the salvation army outlet you must have found that CD at

[Lina Goldberg]

Neither did i...maybe this person is talking about the masta ace cd picture

whoops yr right

[Wendy <3]

A picture of a cd on a wooden desk = chain link fence

[Wendy <3]

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13618&p=775299142&viewfull=1#post775299142

[Lina Goldberg]

:buff:@2fjs probably was cold crush after all too but idgaf

[CAG <3]

stevey said that josh likes to build autistic shit like movie sets and that josh's arm was in the picture

[Gabi-xx]

Stevey also said he has lots of millionaire friends who wanted to invest in him

[Wendy <3]

Stevey doesn't live in a fantasy world or anything

I still have no clue who lisa goldberg is and what they're even talking about

[juji]

I can make my butt cheeks and pecs dance, if that's not fitness I don't know what is

Twerking?

[Gabi-xx]

Twerking?

No, more like an isolation of muscle groups and less of an abomination

[maks]

you can twerk though right

[Gabi-xx]

I won't justify that with a response. I refuse to be fodder for your twisted fantasies okay?

[juji]

I appreciate your beautiful of being woman like art doesnt mean I should touch you without your permission like steffies does

[Gabi-xx]

You're a true gentleman

[Wendy <3]

Steffies didn't wanna touch her, he just wanted to devour her undergarments