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Battery Bits
02-25-2017, 11:59 PM
Mind the hole.

I'm currently on 8 and I do them eh, about once a week to once a month. I WILL do them but maybe you think 8 is too many, well I'll halve it. Done.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-26-2017, 12:01 AM
how about none

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:02 AM
No but I will halve it to 4 in the future.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-26-2017, 12:03 AM
No but I will halve it to 4 in the future.

no just stop posting entirely

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:07 AM
Too late. I did it.

Deal with it.

timmy
02-26-2017, 12:19 AM
what purpose does this serve?
you're too dumb to be a script kiddy and do it hands free

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:28 AM
I get an urge and need to do it

timmy
02-26-2017, 12:30 AM
was that your father's excuse?
jokes aside i think you need to focus your energy on improving yourself and your situation rather than playing the blame game and wallowing in self pity. try it some time you may be surprised at how much happier you are.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:32 AM
was that your father's excuse?
jokes aside i think you need to focus your energy on improving yourself and your situation rather than playing the blame game and wallowing in self pity. try it some time you may be surprised at how much happier you are.
Strangely enough you're the one who came here to try and blame various people for various shit that you think has some effect in your wellbeing. So you know what it is you need to be doing you just can't recognise this is projection. You live with your parents. STFU.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-26-2017, 12:39 AM
I get an urge and need to do it

lisa never was the same after her father Gordon abused her so bad that his voice echoes in her mind to this very day

timmy
02-26-2017, 12:40 AM
Strangely enough you're the one who came here to try and blame various people for various shit that you think has some effect in your wellbeing. So you know what it is you need to be doing you just can't recognise this is projection. You live with your parents. STFU.

im earning stacks, youre on the teet of welfare, welfare should not exist.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:41 AM
You are moronic shit posters.

Grow up.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:42 AM
im earning stacks, youre on the teet of welfare, welfare should not exist.

I will NEVER look at you like a man until you have stood on your own 2 feet and moved out if your mummy and daddy's house. You know, actually grown up. You have no real concept of what "stacks" even is.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:49 AM
Talk to me after you have tried living on your own or with peers for at least 3 months. Because mentally you're a child.

maks
02-26-2017, 12:53 AM
I will NEVER look at you like a man until you have stood on your own 2 feet and moved out if your mummy and daddy's house. You know, actually grown up. You have no real concept of what "stacks" even is.

explain how living on disability in government housing counts as "standing on your own two feet"

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:55 AM
explain how living on disability in government housing counts as "standing on your own two feet"

I'm 38 years old, worked for 20 years and was out on my own at 16. He is mentally a child to me.

Gabi-xx
02-26-2017, 12:56 AM
I don't care if you're on welfare because I don't pay taxes in Australia but god damnit I wish I could afford some nice clothes instead of paying bills and groceries fuck being an adult just fuck it

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 12:59 AM
I don't care if you're on welfare because I don't pay taxes in Australia but god damnit I wish I could afford some nice clothes instead of paying bills and groceries fuck being an adult just fuck it
Yeah well I paid taxes for 20 years. I'm on disability right now after a severe mental breakdown. I used to be a teacher, got two university degrees but I fully know the pain of having to pay for everything. I don't get much on disability, just enough to live, so no skiing for me I'm afraid.

Gabi-xx
02-26-2017, 01:00 AM
I wasn't judging. Also, I feel like it's probably more expensive to ski in Australia than in Canada where everything is basically skiable so that's fair

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 01:04 AM
I wasn't judging. Also, I feel like it's probably more expensive to ski in Australia than in Canada where everything is basically skiable so that's fair

Lol yeah, it a long journey up to the mountains and plus I think I outgrew my ski gear. I'm still jelly though XD.

I didn't feel judged by you and I don't care what these others think. Thye can walk a mile in my shoes first.

Desolation
02-26-2017, 01:49 AM
did u just get a fucking iphone what the fuck

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 01:50 AM
No. I'm just making things pretty.

Desolation
02-26-2017, 01:58 AM
ok gota u wantr reer43453543543435534534

maks
02-26-2017, 10:19 AM
I'm 38 years old, worked for 20 years and was out on my own at 16. He is mentally a child to me.

so according to those numbers you've been a parasite for 12 years. I don't think you're the right person to be giving pep talks about self sufficiency.

Wendy <3
02-26-2017, 01:51 PM
She's never been able to keep her facts right over the years

maks
02-26-2017, 02:07 PM
itt a middle aged woman on government assistance telling others they should be more productive and contribute to society

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 02:42 PM
so according to those numbers you've been a parasite for 12 years. I don't think you're the right person to be giving pep talks about self sufficiency.

You are shit at math

rofl
02-26-2017, 04:22 PM
bare nostalgia

maks
02-26-2017, 04:26 PM
You are shit at math

your age (48) - started working (16) - years spent working (20) = 12 years as a leech

maks
02-26-2017, 04:27 PM
bare nostalgia

holy shit you're really here

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 04:45 PM
your age (48) - started working (16) - years spent working (20) = 12 years as a leech

I'm 38 and I started working at 14 years 9 months.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 04:45 PM
And it's actually 20+ years

timmy
02-26-2017, 05:34 PM
And it's actually 20+ years

Youve been ruining this forum since 2011 or 2012 so thats like 5~6 years of us knowing youre a joblessness. Get a job at a pet store or something in sure it will work out.

timmy
02-26-2017, 05:34 PM
Lisa is either much older than ahe says or worked much less than ahe says.
Im gonna go with both.

CAG <3
02-26-2017, 05:35 PM
:mystery:

Wendy <3
02-26-2017, 05:36 PM
Give her a job gagging on ur knob

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 05:39 PM
Youve been ruining this forum since 2011 or 2012 so thats like 5~6 years of us knowing youre a joblessness. Get a job at a pet store or something in sure it will work out.

I was working when I first came here fuckwit.

Wendy <3
02-26-2017, 05:41 PM
No you weren't you gross lady

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 05:46 PM
Yep I was you old hag

jon
02-26-2017, 08:56 PM
>doing so much coke you still think you're 38

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 09:20 PM
>doing so much coke you still think you're 38

I was born in 1979 dipshit, why wouldn't I be 38? Especially seeing as I look lots younger anyway.

Wendy <3
02-26-2017, 10:35 PM
Timmy looks his age so why do you look like youre almost 50

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 10:43 PM
Timmy looks his age so why do you look like youre almost 50

Maybe some days, but not really, I look younger than I am.

I don't care what tim looks like or that he's mid 20's, he's mentally a child, I don't have any respect for him. I'll talk to him when he grows up properly.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 10:46 PM
It's been two minutes, is he old enough yet?

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 10:46 PM
No. Ok. Bye.

timmy
02-26-2017, 11:10 PM
Lisa you are so transparent on a neurotically public scale that it seems neigh possible for any normal sane man to feel comfortable trusting you

timmy
02-26-2017, 11:11 PM
Twust is vewy impawtent

timmy
02-26-2017, 11:11 PM
Childless, friendless, jobless, saneless, the list goes on

timmy
02-26-2017, 11:13 PM
Hobbyless, ponyless, meaningless, godless, shameleas

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:15 PM
Lisa you are so transparent on a neurotically public scale that it seems neigh possible for any normal sane man to feel comfortable trusting you

First of all you are not sane, so you can get that stupid rubbish out of your head.

Secondly I have told you before, YOU cannot trust me.

Deal with it and talk to me when you are a real man.

timmy
02-26-2017, 11:21 PM
Breadless, funnyless, whiteless, penguinless, brown, hairy

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:27 PM
Tim, stop. You act like an idiotic child to me.

timmy
02-26-2017, 11:34 PM
How many guys have fired inside of you?

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:35 PM
Put your big boy pants on before talking to me little timmy.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:35 PM
How many guys have fired inside of you?

Dunno.

I usually use condoms.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:36 PM
Took the pill during long tem relationships, but too old to take the pill now, I might have a heart attack.

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:39 PM
I'm well past the age of counting notches in my belt

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:39 PM
Why? Want to throw in a shot? Well big boy pants tim, put them on.

timmy
02-26-2017, 11:43 PM
Im gay

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:46 PM
I know. You wouldn't be the first.

Wendy <3
02-26-2017, 11:54 PM
Leave him alone you big bully

Battery Bits
02-26-2017, 11:55 PM
He started it.

Wendy <3
02-26-2017, 11:56 PM
http://img08.deviantart.net/ed2c/i/2015/363/5/a/african_water_hog_or_bushpig_by_evelivesey-d9lwpu0.jpg

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 12:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/GxAjaF8.jpg

timmy
02-27-2017, 12:28 AM
Lisa i dont appreciate your sexual advances. I merely asked a very personal sexual question i never asked for anything more

Wendy <3
02-27-2017, 12:31 AM
I wanna be a pallbearer at lisa's funeral

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 12:39 AM
Lisa i dont appreciate your sexual advances. I merely asked a very personal sexual question i never asked for anything more

You started a sexual line of questioning, I simply asked why you were asking, did you want to throw a shot in? And you skulked away with your tail between your legs. This is what I mean about growing up Tim, one of the things. There is more. But don't start with me kid, you haven't the balls to finish it.

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 12:43 AM
I got one for you, is there anyone you haven't shown playing with your self to? Or playing with your nut sack for 1/2 hour in a crowded tinychat?..... hmmmm..... wanna tinychat?

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 12:45 AM
Ooops, I mean YOU'RE NOT RENO! GET AWAY! *blows rape whistle*

clay
02-27-2017, 12:46 AM
please die

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 12:47 AM
You fucking pricks.

I want to kick your teeth.

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 12:50 AM
Wasn't even my fault.

Wendy <3
02-27-2017, 01:17 AM
Tim stop jerking off on cam why are you being such a weird kid

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 01:28 AM
please die

I guess this means I don't get to marry an admin like cag did.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 01:33 AM
Maybe some days, but not really, I look younger than I am.

I don't care what tim looks like or that he's mid 20's, he's mentally a child, I don't have any respect for him. I'll talk to him when he grows up properly.

if anyone has a child mind it's the fagot with the good government assistance whose brain stopped growing after being introduced to fathers cock at 8, you woman who is double my age

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 01:34 AM
Retard. Leave.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 01:37 AM
the faggot who is even at her lied age is still the oldest here besides Marco and post strings of emojies... true sign of metal patient liar low iq poor single unwed no children

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 01:38 AM
Retard. Leave.

dumb bitch log out and cry

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 01:42 AM
I'm not the oldest here by a long shot.

And my IQ is huge.

Fuck off retard.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 01:42 AM
dumb bitch log out and die

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 01:43 AM
Retard. Leave.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 01:45 AM
you contribute drama to this forum other than that you self reply two pages to your own gif bill Nye threads before getting called out for being to old to really be tech literate anyway that's why your posts suck grandma

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 01:46 AM
I'm 38 you retard.

What are you 12?

Leave.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 01:47 AM
I can read a news article too, i just chose not to get two degrees and believe anything in print AND make a faggy thread about the gifs in the article

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 01:47 AM
I'm 24, you're 50

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 01:49 AM
I can read a news article too, i just chose not to get two degrees and believe anything in print AND make a faggy thread about the gifs in the article

You're an obvious retard and would not get into university let alone pass

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 01:56 AM
Do you think I'm retarded enough to qualify for free housing and for the government to keep me supplied with cats and internet and meds?

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:09 AM
I'm 38 you retard.

What are you 12?

Leave.

she wishes I was 12, conquering 12 year olds has been a fetish since the days of getting black listed from teaching (try using those degrees now paedo)

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:09 AM
To get 2 degrees and work for 20 years and go through the right process if you got sick, yes I think you are way too fucking stupid to do anything really.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:11 AM
To get 2 degrees and work for 20 years and go through the right process if you got sick, yes I think you are way too fucking stupid to do anything really.

this describes you

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:12 AM
What a retard

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:12 AM
What a retard

this describes you

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:13 AM
old lady you need to grow the fuck up

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:14 AM
No you shit posting waste of space

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:15 AM
what was the 1950s like grandma, did people wear funny cloths and use different slang?

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:17 AM
No you shit posting waste of space

I can help make a few pages in a faggy thread but at least I don't bump irrelevant threads like this would be mother

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:18 AM
What are you 12?

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:19 AM
You make tim look mature

Wendy <3
02-27-2017, 02:19 AM
Being 50 would explain your barren womb :XD:

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:20 AM
Not yet, I'm still fertile, but that's only a blink away

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:21 AM
What are you 12?


she wishes I was 12, conquering 12 year olds has been a fetish since the days of getting black listed from teaching (try using those degrees now paedo)

you all ready used that one dementia old folke

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:22 AM
I'm not even the oldest person ITT

You're obviously some retarded child, leave, we don't want retarded children here. This is for mature adults only.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:23 AM
lol at the thought I was supposed to be older than you last week

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:24 AM
*YAWN*

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:25 AM
I'm not even the oldest person ITT

You're obviously some retarded child, leave, we don't want retarded children here. This is for mature adults only.

the oldest voice in your haed embodies Gordon? is that who you mean?

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:26 AM
*YAWN*

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:26 AM
I'm not even the oldest person ITT

You're obviously some retarded child, leave, we don't want retarded children here. This is for mature adults only.

lol the only retarded child here is ruby

Wendy <3
02-27-2017, 02:27 AM
-barren womb √
-pussy drier than the Tanami desert √
-attracted to older gentleman such as dirty harry √

All signs point to you being 50 years of age or greater

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:28 AM
-barren womb √
-pussy drier than the Tanami desert √
-attracted to older gentleman such as dirty harry √

All signs point to you being 50 years of age or greaterno but you're older than me

rofl
02-27-2017, 02:29 AM
old people itt

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:30 AM
lol

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:31 AM
old people itt

You're sporting a decade old pic of you at 16 so... *wags finger*

Wendy <3
02-27-2017, 02:41 AM
Mangled up holes

rofl
02-27-2017, 02:44 AM
lol my pic is like 3 months old

I am 27 though I can't believe I was 15 when I started posting phew time flies

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:47 AM
lol my pic is like 3 months old

I am 27 though I can't believe I was 15 when I started posting phew time flies

Because I was going to say how bad could you possibly look now? It's stunning. I just picked up it was an old pic somewhere along the line but I stand corrected.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:48 AM
You're sporting a decade old pic of you at 16 so... *wags finger*


lol my pic is like 3 months old

I am 27 though I can't believe I was 15 when I started posting phew time flies

lisa is 50

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:49 AM
I'm 38 and I told the retard to leave.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:51 AM
lisa is 50

lisa is jealous

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:52 AM
lisa is jealous

Of what?

Wendy <3
02-27-2017, 02:52 AM
Everyone post your birth certificates itt

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:53 AM
that 16yo with the red wine pussy

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:53 AM
that 16yo with the red wine pussy

I mean 27 yo

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:53 AM
that 16yo with the red wine pussy

She's 27 and everyone already knows she's a stunner.

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:54 AM
Everyone post your birth certificates itt

lol

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:54 AM
that 16yo with the red wine pussy

lisa has a mud or desert

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:55 AM
Ban this retard already

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 02:55 AM
Follows me around sniffing my ass.

My ass is full thanks and I don't like you.

Goodtouch MyDaughter
02-27-2017, 02:55 AM
Ban this retard already

good luck

Wendy <3
02-27-2017, 03:35 AM
Give GT MyD their rep back

Battery Bits
02-27-2017, 03:42 AM
I think they're as dumb as bgd