Defiance and disregard for authority means you can't be corrupted

[Battery Bits]

If you have no respect for authority it means you do what you think is right regardless.

"Ninety-six percent of humanity (as Milgram showed shortly after WWII) will do something instructed by authority even when they know it's wrong. An INTJ will not."

So I'm not going to electric shock you unless I personally want to, it being the right thing to do because you deserve it and it having the outcome that I want. If asked to electric shock you I'm much more liable to turn around and punch the man in the white coat telling me to do so than actually shock you just because an authority figure told me to. Be that at my own peril I wouldn't give a shit. Meanwhile 96% of you would carry out war crimes just because an "authority" figure told you to. I go head to head with any "authority" if I disagree with them. I will stand up to much bigger people than me and I don't actually give a shit what people think of me, I have my own thing going on and I've already decided what is the right way to do something and I damn well do it regardless, I do it regardless of feelings. Although I have very intense feelings.

Look at all you war criminals.

[Battery Bits]

Stevey come back.

[Battery Bits]

Of course it's much easier if you all just do shit the right way and I don't have to do shit.

[Battery Bits]

I've had my ass kicked plenty of times (warning being that I've also equally kicked much bigger ass) but I will walk into fight knowing full well I'm about to get beaten the fuck up because I fight if I think it is the right reason to fight, not just because I know I will win. I have walked into many a fight knowing full well I was going to get beat but it does not stop me because if I'm walking into a fight it was simply the right thing to do to step up and fight them (almost always because they were unjustly beating someone else up) and I have never been able to just walk past and live with myself. When some man is screaming for help after being stabbed and everyone else is locking their doors and not daring to help him I walked right into it, without any knowledge if the stabber was near by or coming back and attended to the man and got an ambulance called, no-one else dared go near him, I sat there kneeling in his blood in the dark putting pressure on his wound for 20 mins until police and ambulance finally arrived and no-one else would come near us. It fucking disgusts me. This is what the majority call humanity. I'm glad you all will die and I hope you all remember that heaven forbid you're ever the one who finds themselves stabbed and lying there bleeding on cold concrete in the dark with no-one coming to help you.

[Battery Bits]

And don't tell me I shouldn't be walking around the bush in the middle of the night with all the kanaroos, yeah I know kanagroos are pretty big and eat grass and stuff but I'm still much more likely to be attacked by a fucking person than a fucking kangaroo. Idiots. Leave me alone in the bush at night. I'm only scared of spiders. I'm not even scared of people I just don't like most of them.

[Battery Bits]

Animals are much better people.

[Battery Bits]

So think whatever your small weak little minds want about the kind of person I am because the overwhealming chances are you are a would be war criminal. Go fuck yourself. I love ruby.

[Battery Bits]

I'm in contempt of the law, I'm in contempt of the whole bloody system, I'm probably in contempt of you unless you happen to be an exception.

Fucking lock me up and throw away the key, I don't even know any other way to be. Any other way seems contemptible to me.

I just rhymed.

[Battery Bits]

Have a nice day.

[Battery Bits]

Oh that figures, I forgot to take my medication 12 hours ago. This little beast is probably in for a long night. Better curl up with my Mia, my Doony and watch the idiot box in bed. Big bang theory is mindless enough. What about that Sheldon guy's skin, it's smooth as a baby's bum and he's older than even me. He's a darling isn't he. I had a dream about him where I gave him a cuddle... just a cuddle.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

And don't tell me I shouldn't be walking around the bush in the middle of the night with all the kanaroos, yeah I know kanagroos are pretty big and eat grass and stuff but I'm still much more likely to be attacked by a fucking person than a fucking kangaroo. Idiots. Leave me alone in the bush at night. I'm only scared of spiders. I'm not even scared of people I just don't like most of them.

More people in Australia are killed by horses than all venomous animals combined stupid bitch. get a job at the petrol station honestly it would be good for you.

[Battery Bits]

More people in Australia are killed by horses than all venomous animals combined stupid bitch. get a job at the petrol station honestly it would be good for you.

WRONG. More people are killed by people than any other animal. YOU go work at the petrol station. Bet you couldn't even change a car tyre like reno can. You'll never be the man he is.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

go tell the qi elves they got this one wrong, lisa is living proof human beings are a venoumous species

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

I don't see what's wrong with working at the gas station, it would be like a stepping stone to putting those degrees to use.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

while at work you would be not smoking weed, you could afford more weed, and eventually you could quit weed and become mentally stable enough to do something more than pump gas

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

I mean if you couldn't hold down a simple job like that than you really have no chance of being human ever again

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

really wish one of those Australian heros would gallop over to the island and leave a horseshoe print on the back of your head

[Battery Bits]

You're a fucking moron. I have two university degrees and worked for 20 years. I got no love for you, I don't even like you you obsessed fucking nobody hanger on. Get your nose out of my fucking ass half-wit and get a life.

[Battery Bits]

I think you're a poor excuse for a person, I can shit better character than you have.

[Battery Bits]

Like I need another low IQ low life sniffing my ass.

[Battery Bits]

Do you own a gas station where I live? Do you want to hire me to work in it when I'm not fighting with the voices in my head? No. Didn't think you had actually had shit to bring to the table here other than being a complete fucking moron, sniffing my ass and making shit posts begging for my in particular attention. Get lost bozo.

[Battery Bits]

A fucking gas station. Um yeah ok.

[Battery Bits]

I learn very fast, work best independently, I am proficient in my work and over qualified for you, in fact I'm quite sure I'm much more qualified than your dumb ass is in anything and don't take shit from moron bosses who want to get in my way and annoy me.

There you go, take my fucking resume and piss off.

[Battery Bits]

Well I think that interview went quite well.

[Battery Bits]

I'll start monday.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

oh grow up lol

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

or like a pet shop whatever everyone has the same degrees as you which makes them useless, plus no-one else has voices in their head- life isn't fair we don't need a world of multiple degree having won't work well with others forum spammers now do we?

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

now if you could kindly get my change from the register and keep your sass to yourself I won't complain to your manager stupid bitch

[Battery Bits]

now if you could kindly get my change from the register and keep your sass to yourself I won't complain to your manager stupid bitch
I'm calling security, get the fuck out of my store creep

[Battery Bits]

I'm the fucking boss, not you.

[Battery Bits]

Your fucking retard petrol station. Go suck a petrol pump.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

boss of being unemployed...

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

queen of wealthshare

[Battery Bits]

Boss of you.

[Battery Bits]

Queen of your life.

[Battery Bits]

This guy tried to kill a spider with fire while filling up his tank.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/TC-OuRvY-d8fW1UWB7LOvC9JdiCWC2OCBy2MBkSs-qpp_3FMrmTS36EKdClwss3D2z1u-La0acdkjQdUBc4Z2JfWP9_ZN-efAhSZ7TlS-FV6eO2p4Tm4zJlBJ9EsU3_m=w512-h288-nc

[Battery Bits]

I think he killed the spider though so good job.

[Battery Bits]

I was getting spiders all over my car, cobwebs all over it so I went through the car wash.

[Battery Bits]

But that guy's way does seem more fun.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

suckeradicks

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

EMINEM told me you ruined his forum just like this one too!

[Battery Bits]

EMINEM told me he was gay. I broke his forum because he was foruming wrong.

[Battery Bits]

Ruby knows better. He knows I live and breathe the forum. Ruby is my forum god now. You tell EMIEMENIMNIMENEN I was right and he was wrong.

[Battery Bits]

I told them, I told them what they had to do. They did it wrong. Sue me. Where's their forum now? I don't even care anymore because I have rubyland now.

[Battery Bits]

Actually I would pounce back on it if it ever opened again. It was an embarassment to any official brand though, that was hardly my fault. EMINEM.COM.... buy me that EVOL hoodie

[Battery Bits]

www.eminem.com - Access Denied
Error code 16
This request was blocked by the security rules
2017-01-18 15:20:42 UTC

Forum still broken

[Battery Bits]

But THIS forum seems fighting fit. Thanks Ruby boobs.

[juji]

www.eminem.com - Access Denied
Error code 16
This request was blocked by the security rules
2017-01-18 15:20:42 UTC

Forum still broken

They banned your IP

[Battery Bits]

They banned your IP

Nah

http://www.eminem.com/forum/default.aspx

[Battery Bits]

we suck dick for pancakes only once, take it or leave it.

[juji]

Nah

http://www.eminem.com/forum/default.aspx

Ugh, i thought you cannot access via eminem.com, besides this uofcardfan is back to insult us, but she is smarter than you

[maks]

that link works fine, I'm posting there right now

[juji]

that link works fine, I'm posting there right now

Like I said they banned her Ip, Im pretty sure she wont understand it

[maks]

and who can blame them, I mean I'd give anything to have her ip banned here

[Battery Bits]

Ugh, i thought you cannot access via eminem.com, besides this uofcardfan is back to insult us, but she is smarter than you

No I can. I was checking the forum link.

Ufotard is a half-wit

[Battery Bits]

that link works fine, I'm posting there right now

No you're not

[Battery Bits]

Like I said they banned her Ip, Im pretty sure she wont understand it

No juji

[Desolation]

really makes u think itt

[maks]

I asked about lisa at the eminem forums, only one guy remembers her and he said everyone hated her back in the day

[Battery Bits]

I asked about lisa at the eminem forums, only one guy remembers her and he said everyone hated her back in the day

There is no eminem.com forums anymore maks. I would know. I was utterly obsessed with it for a decade. IF it was still there I would have found it and would be in it. It's no longer there.

[maks]

you're ip banned numb nuts

[maks]

that's why it says forbidden instead of page not found

[Battery Bits]

No maks, you think I don't know how to get around ipbans? It's not there. I've checked.

[Battery Bits]

I had to create an actual login page for the forum at one point because the admin broke it, and it was broken for everyone. So, simply because I was obsessed with the forum I went right ahead and figured out a way to make a login page and posted it so everyone could log on again. I had aquired a few kinds of hacks for the forum over the years, I mean I have no official IT training but it was an easy forum to hack. I was actually given the editing hack so that I could in effect be some kind of unofficial mod... but in the end what actually happened was some guy I was once watching jerk off kept asking me for naked pics, I had a folder with my nudes in it but I used to cut the head off them, you know because I didn't ever want them tocome out as I was teaching and naturally I certainly nwver wanted any students to happen accross them an recognise me, so anyway when I went to send this guy some pics I sent the whole folder by mistake, and there were the orginal pics of nudes in there and one with my head in the shot, there also nude pics of other people I had played with in that folder, it was my nudie pics folder... anyway I told the guy my mistake and he promised to never show anyone the pics, anyway I fell out with him and he went psycho and posted the full nudie shot with my head in it. That pic was then prompty taken up by a gaggle of erotomaniac bitches and spammed all over the forum. I did my best to remove them but they were spamming the forum to buggery... so I started spamming too to flood the pic off the page... the forum degenerated to a fight between these two retarded hos who kept spamming the pic and me trying to edit it out qnd spam it away. They decided to create a new forum, I told them there was no point unless they got rid of that pic. They ignored me. Now I would even leave the forum for months but these were a particular obsessed bunch of women and even when I left they would keep spamming and even begging begging for me to come back. They made the new forum and instantly the fucktards started spamming the pic again, thisnis all going on while I am actually teaching students who listen to eminem in class so I had good reason to fight this. When the pic started to get posted I appealed to admin to remive the pic, admin ignored me so I embeded redirects right into the whole forum so that when people clicked on the forum they were instantly re-directed away from the forum. I also explained that this forum was not doing the official EMINEM site any good as it had frankly become an embarassment. New fans would turn up, take one look at the forum and must of thought "what a bunch of spastic losers" and left. So I actually suggested they just shut the forum down. They did.

IF there was an official EMINEM forum back again maks, I would know about it.

[maks]

do you honestly think I'm going to read that I barely even skim your posts when they're one or two lines

[Battery Bits]

lol at your leisure

[Battery Bits]

It was a place full of particulary obsessed women, don't get me wrong, I am a huge EMINEM fan but my obsession was much more focussed on the forum itself rather than aimed specifically at EMINEM. There is not anybody in the world who was more obsessed with the actual forum than I was.

[maks]

you should go back there then

[Battery Bits]

Well I would at least be watching it if it was ever brought back, but I don't think they'll bring it back and just leave it to the fan sites' forums.... which are shit anyway and I have no interest in.

[maks]

no, seriously, find a new forum

[Battery Bits]

no, seriously, find a new forum
I'll never leave you maks. Don't go far my love.

[Battery Bits]

I'm prett sure the offending picture is no longer in circulation though now (I would be very creeped out if it was) and it's not as big of an issue now I'm a shut in and not a teacher.... still don't want it out there though, I did teach thousands of kids in my years as a teacher.... so yeah, don't want that shit out there especially at a website where those kids may well go visit.

[juji]

Lisa, stop and post your pic of ass

[maks]

what the hell are you talking about lisa

[Battery Bits]

Me and my donkey butt, I copped the nickname "Donkey" for that.

[Battery Bits]

Reno's got the rights to my bum this week.

[maks]

reno wouldn't fuck you with roxtoyz's dick

[Battery Bits]

Oh yes he would, with his own dick. He's my internet boyfriend now, I told him so.

[Battery Bits]

And I'm bragging because he's adorable.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

no, seriously, find a new forum

[Battery Bits]

Get rid of this waste of space. What a dumb fuck loser.

You aren't maks you obsessed nobody you aren't allowed to say shit to me. Maks is allowed because he doesn't come here just to sniff my ass like you do, loser.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

nobody is laughing with you stupid, just at you. you are a cruel joke crafted by ruby to troll this forum

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

your posting style sticks out like a sore thumb because you're nothing more than a joke muse, all your posts are really corny

[Battery Bits]

nobody is laughing with you stupid, just at you. you are a cruel joke crafted by ruby to troll this forum
You don't even know anybody here, you're here because you're obsessed with me, nobody likes you, you aren't friends with anyone and nobody comes herevto read your posts. How fucking sad when not one person give a fuck about you especially me.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

it's like posting with grandma you gotta talk nice or your gonna get scolded leave this forum

[Battery Bits]

your posting style sticks out like a sore thumb because you're nothing more than a joke muse, all your posts are really corny

I've always been a muse. You are obsessed with me but have absolutely no creativity, you simply revolve around me begging for my attention.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

I'm here because Lisa is a website started my max Goldberg in 2001 and lisansfw was the spin off forum by the biggest Lisa lover ever ruby kkkalaber

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

your posts are corny and your out of touch with reality...

[Battery Bits]

Ummm I'm pretty sure you're the one with no sense of reality. I'm the realest person here.

You're a loser, a shit poster, just leave. You aren't wanted here by anyone.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

You're a loser, a shit poster, just leave. You aren't wanted here by anyone.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

My idea for the perfect reply to Lisa every time is pretty simple,

FUCK YOU UGLY

[Battery Bits]

My idea for the perfect reply to Lisa every time is pretty simple,

FUCK YOU UGLY
No-one else would fuck you, most of all me. Get a life and leave, no-one wants you here

[juji]

My idea for the perfect reply to Lisa every time is pretty simple,

FUCK YOU UGLY

It's called :projecting:

[maks]

goodtouch making some excellent points itt