SEVEN Horror Movie Commentaries by Ruby & Desolation - Halloween Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

got nothing to do with your last week not spent dying from radiation poisoning in a nuclear holocaust? well dont worry, you can listen to one of these spooky horror movie commentaries by the king and queen of rubynet each day you're waiting for WW3 to start :pumpkin:

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/RequiemForADream.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/RFAD_zps0v5qfc60.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/RequiemForADream.mp3)
Requiem For A Dream torrent. (https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/7809744/Requiem_for_a_Dream_DIRECTORS_CUT_(2000)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) maybe not strictly a horror movie but considering how the only people who post on this forum anymore are drug addicts its probably pretty scary for a lot of users something thats also horrifying is that it's actually a bit gay and shit despite being considered a classic, features a rare cameo appearance from Clay who accidentally stayed in the skype call for 5 seconds

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheVVitch.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/thevvitch_zps6b33nxx9.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheVVitch.mp3)
The VVitch torrent. (https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/14547486/The_Witch_2015_1080p_BluRay_x264_DTS-JYK) we're joined by a cute girl, I mean other than deso, for a spicy threesome watching another critically acclaimed movie that's actually dumb and gay but was hailed by Satanists as the film that "will signal the call-to-arms for a Satanic uprising against the tyrannical vestiges of bigoted superstitions, and will harken a new era of liberation and unfettered inquiry" that or just start a bunch of memes about goats

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheSlumberPartyMassacre.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/TSPM_zpsi3q6rrld.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheSlumberPartyMassacre.mp3)
The Slumber Party Massacre is literally available for free on youtube lmao. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvkNwXCgCQo) a cult classic grindhouse slasher movie that is considered so bad it's good but was actually written as a parody at first but filmed as a straight horror by greedy kikes who thought it'd make more money so isn't really so bad it's good at all and just so boring that half way through deso and I start looking for a t-shirt worn by one of Bryan Singers molestation victims that deso wanted

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ItFollows.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/itfollows_zps9sykgsli.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ItFollows.mp3)
It Follows torrent. (https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/11990998/It_Follows_(2014)_1080p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) ANOTHER critically acclaimed horror movie that's actually dumb and boring which makes me think people only watch horror movies to make fun of them, if that's the case you'll enjoy this commentary you wont listen to as we take the piss out of the idea of a ghost coming to kill you and all the people you've ever had sex with, lucky for the ghost it isnt having to haunt lisa or cag or it'd be at it forever

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheGuest.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/theguest_zpsvbhcafnw.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheGuest.mp3)
The Guest torrent. (https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/11856275/The_Guest_(2014)_BRRiP_1080p_x264_DD5.1_EN_NL_Subs) in our first actually good movie which isn't really much of a horror movie either since horror movies are all fucking shit an average american family get their own terminator guardian to teach them that to be cool and sexy you just have to be a sociopath and solve all your problems with brutal violence

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ThePurgeElectionYear.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/TPEY_zpse919ckmd.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ThePurgeElectionYear.mp3)
The Purge: Election Year torrent. (https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/15890572/The_Purge_Election_Year_2016_1080p_BluRay_x264_DTS-JYK) you know how in The Man in the High Castle its an alternate reality where Hitler won the war and nazis rule america and they find a movie that shows what our reality is like? well this movie is like that, except it's from a possible future where Donald Trump wins the presidency #Hillary2016

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheShallows.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/shallows_zps6a6nl2md.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/TheShallows.mp3)
The Shallows torrent. (https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/15785427/The_Shallows_2016_1080p_WEB-DL_x264_AC3-JYK) ever wonder what the Troll Squad get up to now adays that no one really posts on the forums anymore? learn how NarNar Narwhale has passed away, catch up with Shock Shark to see how he takes all those gore photos to spam online and meet Steven Seagul a bird with a martial arts enthusiast based gimmick who didnt make the cut for the team

[clay]

boo

[Poopalew]

boo

boop?

[zlister]

I feel tricked expecting there was going to be any dialog other than thunder during the witch... still haven't finnished the last 15 minutes of you guys criticizing a movie I really enjoyed as a new Englander :)

[Desolation]

shut up kiss me hold me tight

[rubycalaber]

I feel tricked expecting there was going to be any dialog other than thunder during the witch... still haven't finnished the last 15 minutes of you guys criticizing a movie I really enjoyed as a new Englander :)

sorry I dont like talking with girls present they scare me

[Desolation]

I feel tricked expecting there was going to be any dialog other than thunder during the witch... still haven't finnished the last 15 minutes of you guys criticizing a movie I really enjoyed as a new Englander :)

sorry.

[zlister]

it's okay that thunder was cool, when I saw it in the theater I could hear deadpool the whole time so at least the thunder suplemented the film

[Desolation]

lul

[Desolation]

that's the best post i've seen in ever