Why your guys are unfunny as fuck?

[elezzzark]

Im not going to read any of your shitty threads, im going to ignore almost all and add adblock to their threads.

There a list of posters i may read their threads:
fjs wins again
sex with dead people
heidi
stalker virus
dp
steveyos
maks
rubycalaber
stompleb
gush
blumpkin blownuts
camoron
garfield
boobz

[timmy]

YES i made elz's list of funny posters

[maks]

it's quite an honor

[sex with dead people]

I'm glad that I'm under Tim and on top of Ashley.

[lnopia the great]

tim seems like he would be a better bottom then a top

[Howard Dean]

Guess all my posts are gonna end up falling on deaf ears :CSIMIAMI:

[timmy]

clay edited elz post to contain heidi and gush.... snicker menace

[elezzzark]

No surprise, Clay is still retarded and never talk about his IT skills, let's see if you are better than Clay and you possibly reach maks skills

[timmy]

i dont doubt ill get better than clay if i stick to it, clay did some shit like get an education then become a pizza delivery man and later a bar tender he didnt even try to get into an IT field from what he told me

[elezzzark]

i dont doubt ill get better than clay if i stick to it, clay did some shit like get an education then become a pizza delivery man and later a bar tender he didnt even try to get into an IT field from what he told me

Sounds like snicker eater, fat texan and IT technical version of stompleb

[maks]

clay knows a lot more about php than I do

[elezzzark]

clay knows a lot more about php than I do

I dont recognize clay knows php, im sure was jon

[maks]

no clay's done some screwy stuff with the forum over the years I don't know that I could pull any of that off, I know exactly zilch. maybe jon is better than clay but they're both better than me.

[elezzzark]

I guess i know jon made picture names on this forum what Plugin didnt exist, he originally made script, besides clay is a lazy fat fucker, he was browising to collect plugins to install on this forum while he doesnt know anything about php

[maks]

I can provision the hell out of a lamp server

[clay]

heidi and gush were the same person, silly elezark

[clay]

theres a rumor going around that stomples going to be the next admin

[rootbeer]

snickerz bars are vegan friendly

[timmy]

theres a rumor going around that stomples going to be the next admin

the day that i leave and never turn back is near
the day that i move on with my life

[timmy]

.

[maks]

the day that i leave and never turn back is near
the day that i move on with my life

[elezzzark]

heidi and gush were the same person, silly elezark

Look at that fat texan invented an excuse

[stalker virus]

clay is so fucking fat and stupid and elezzark is fucking deaf and stupid

[stalker virus]

how are half of you even functioning members of society :what:

[elezzzark]

clay is so fucking fat and stupid and elezzark is fucking deaf and stupid

That´s not nice to say like that

[stalker virus]

i'm not a very nice person

[elezzzark]

i'm not a very nice person

Post recent pic of yourself here to prove you arent a very nice person

[elezzzark]

http://i.imgur.com/5Slpv.png

did you know texas is very near to mexico?

Texas was mexican state

[sex with dead people]

She must've endured a lot of physical/mental abuse recently. She was never this mean before.

[elezzzark]

She must've endured a lot of physical/mental abuse recently. She was never this mean before.

Because of being jewish?

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/xoGwj.gif

[elezzzark]

http://i.imgur.com/xoGwj.gif

I don't recognize as yourself

[sex with dead people]

Because of being jewish?

Maybe a female circumcision.

[stalker virus]

it's hard being a jew and gay at the same time

[elezzzark]

I like hard girls

[timmy]

the harder their dick the better

[rootbeer]

yawn

[stalker virus]

you have to NOT be a jew and then let someone call you one and have people believe it before you can get made fun of it sorry

[timmy]

:monocle:

[elezzzark]

Are you jew, stompleb?

[elezzzark]

Let's keep this secret, maks must not know about this pic

[timmy]

written hebrew looks like something from another planet send all jews back to mars

[stalker virus]

ehehehee

[elezzzark]

Did Ashley find a new boyfriend StompleB? according to jewish traditions, every jewish girls must to date with jew boys, then marry

[timmy]

stomple isnt loaded with jew gold or cash he stands no chance

[maks]

who cares if he's a jew? he's a child molester lets concentrate on what's important here

[timmy]

Did Ashley find a new boyfriend StompleB? according to jewish traditions, every jewish girls must to date with jew boys, then marry

oh and i forgot to add he isnt into matured women

[stalker virus]

MATURED WOMEN? :o

[stalker virus]

THAT'S IT YOU FAGGOT

[stalker virus]

i'm 23 years old you faggots don't know anything about me

[timmy]

youre like 1 year more mature than me

[elezzzark]

i'm 23 years old you faggots don't know anything about me

Im 23 too, i would like to know anything about you

[timmy]

ive been on this gay nigger dick forum for 4 years what is wrong with me

[stalker virus]

:pissed: i hate you all

[timmy]

i should probably respect my elders

[elezzzark]

:pissed: i hate you all

Did i offend you something? please explain :boo:

[maks]

MATURED WOMEN? :o

yes, 'matured' as in 'has had her first period'. stompleb isn't into post-pubescent women, sorry.

[sex with dead people]

http://i.imgur.com/tgANW.jpg

it's not fair :mad:

That would explain a lot of your problems.

[stalker virus]

:pissed: i remember why i quit posting on this forum in the first place

[timmy]

he gets there before the hare

[timmy]

:pissed: i remember why i quit posting on this forum in the first place

dont leave this is only warm up

[stalker virus]

yes, 'matured' as in 'has had her first period'. stompleb isn't into post-pubescent women, sorry.

oh okay :emo:

[stalker virus]

it's so hard being a superior female poster online :emo:

[elezzzark]

:pissed: i remember why i quit posting on this forum in the first place

Let´s see i can recall, m0nde called you drunk jewish trainwrecker, you was flipped out and you told to Clay, "appreciate it"

is that correct?

[sex with dead people]

Was it because ramen was so much hotter than you?

[stalker virus]

Was it because ramen was so much hotter than you?

yes it is a cruel world :emo:

[maks]

oh okay :emo:

I'm sorry everyone else is picking on you, for the record I have no problem with you I just think you have awful taste in men and internet friends.

[elezzzark]

Post pics, im sure if you can show about yourself to prove you´re hotter than ramen and gush

[lnopia the great]

Im 23 too, i would like to know anything about you

i hope you dont talk to girls like this in real life

[sex with dead people]

i hope you dont talk to girls like this in real life

He gets more bitches than all of us combined. He has insane panty dropping abilities.

[Desolation]

my final

[Desolation]

belly ache

[Desolation]

no alarms

[Desolation]

and no surprises

[Desolation]

please.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ashley is acutally a pretty nice person i just started calling her a jew slut because her lazy eye gimmick was so last year

[Desolation]

i know i'm not the only one here who would drink a pint of her pussy juices.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

she only hooks up with guys from ok cupid so u gotta set your self up a profile to see her snatch

[Desolation]

she's an english major all i'd have to do to get those panties moist is write a few pages of one of her term papers and make sure my sources are in MLA format

[Howard Dean]

i bet she listens to that vampire weekend song about oxford commas when she's feeling rebelious

[Camoron]

you have to NOT be a jew and then let someone call you one and have people believe it before you can get made fun of it sorry

wait, are you implying you are not actually jewish? choose your answers carefully, you are on the verge of ruining some concentration camp fetish fantasies i have

[steveyos]

clay edited elz post to contain heidi and gush.... snicker menace

[m0nde]

m0nde called you drunk jewish trainwrecker, you was flipped out and you told to Clay, "appreciate it"appreciate it, motherfucker

[stalker virus]

why your guys personality so dull?

[m0nde]

i miss elezzzark, it's tough putting having to sift through the shit on the front page looking for a good post about "the event" or some other psychotic bullshit that makes this place worthwhile :(

elezzzark, come back!

...i hope you hear my plea

[maks]

elezzark was here like 2 days ago if you showed up more often you could have talked to him

[m0nde]

fuck this shit

*kicks over flautas and pollo cuerpo entiro stand*

[Garfield]

fuck this shit

*kicks over flautas and pollo cuerpo entiro stand*

you used to be somebody

[maks]

whole chicken body

[m0nde]

http://translate.google.com/?psychoticmexicanretard