clay please

[rootbeer]

:snicker:

[Garfield]

tombstone for dinner

[Garfield]

frozen rieces peeses for desert

[Garfield]

game ofthrones again to see exactly when he gets poisoned

[Garfield]

charging my phone to maximum power

[Garfield]

i can almost suck my own dick far enough to put my balls on my chin

[maks]

one time I pissed and a booger came out of my dick

[Garfield]

i like to get boners and pee on the ceiling

[maks]

I can't piss when I have a boner I have to wait for it to go away then do my business then bone up all over again,. it's a huge hassle.

[rubycalaber]

:snicker:

did you mean :snickers:

[rubycalaber]

I think there is a valve in your penis to stop urine coming out when you have a boner but I like pissing with a semi-erection it feels nice

[lnopia the great]

i think you can control the valve kind of like how girls do keagels

[lnopia the great]

all the girls on my soccer team were talking about keagels and doing them right before the game and i nearly got a boner and pissed myself

[maks]

keagal exercises make all the difference in the world, my ex was a gigantic whore who'd had abortions and shit but her snatch was so tight and pliable I thought I was in the wrong hole

[Camoron]

the valve only closes when u are mid coitus u can still pee with a bona

[rootbeer]

all the girls on my soccer team were talking about keagels and doing them right before the game and i nearly got a boner and pissed myself

Can we trade jobs?

[Autistic Spectrum]

pee boners and the holocaust are both myths perpetuated by the zionest media

[cag]

blue balls are a myth

[cag]

men use that excuse to try and guilt trip me into having sex with them, but I quite like the idea of them squirming in discomfort with their swollen balls, but I find out that its not real. just a figment of mens imagination..

[Autistic Spectrum]

blue balls are basically the same thing as having to pee and holding it in,

[rootbeer]

blue balls are basically the same thing as having to pee and holding it in,

i thought you quit posting again :/

[Autistic Spectrum]

let me bump that thread one second

[Autistic Spectrum]

then let me bump the 50 thread that are linked inside of it of you having hhissy fits lmao you are a faggot get out of here rootbeer