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sex with dead people
06-02-2012, 07:45 PM
i would sell fjs, my bike, explorer and leave my mom to be with her.

clay
06-02-2012, 10:38 PM
oh no dont leave your mom

elezzzark
06-02-2012, 10:42 PM
oh no dont leave your mom

That's not our fucking problem.

It seems like her mom beated him a lot because she is insane because of being a retarded woman, so maybe.


Or perhaps his life is fucked up because his mom is an alcoholic or retarded

stalker virus
06-02-2012, 10:44 PM
stevey loves me because i'm an alcoholic like his mom

rootbeer
06-02-2012, 10:49 PM
girl power

rootbeer
06-02-2012, 10:52 PM
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Desolation
06-02-2012, 11:17 PM
our little Arkansas razorback is more darling than wilbur from Charlotte's Web

sex with dead people
06-03-2012, 11:53 AM
stevey loves me because i'm an alcoholic like his mom

who the fuck is stevey :plain:

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 11:56 AM
who the fuck is stevey :plain:

:stare:

Garfield
06-03-2012, 11:57 AM
i dotn remember if you had nice tits or not can you refresh our memory

rubycalaber
06-03-2012, 12:50 PM
I wonder if they're wonky too

blumpkin blownuts
06-03-2012, 01:19 PM
i also care too

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 01:22 PM
me too i've never seen my breasts before

rubycalaber
06-03-2012, 01:23 PM
she cant focus her eyes in that direction lmao

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 01:24 PM
i don't think they exist but who knows

Garfield
06-03-2012, 01:30 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5lwcrnCC1r25rsvo1_500.jpg
im gonna go with this

maks
06-03-2012, 01:33 PM
I'll bet her breasts are perky with perfect nipples which face in opposite directions

Garfield
06-03-2012, 01:34 PM
late to the party george

maks
06-03-2012, 01:36 PM
george "tyson" clingan

sex with dead people
06-03-2012, 01:38 PM
inappropriate discussions taking place now and i don't approve of any of this please close this topic now

blumpkin blownuts
06-03-2012, 01:38 PM
i like long nipples like they gotta be at least long enough for a wren to perch on

Garfield
06-03-2012, 01:41 PM
you could perch a condor on those badboys

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 02:55 PM
someone photoshopped another woman's face onto my body! :tmnt:

maks
06-03-2012, 03:00 PM
she's so fine

(do lang do lang dolang)

Plug Drugs
06-03-2012, 03:31 PM
stevey loves me because i'm an alcoholic like his mom

some freudian shit right there

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 03:34 PM
Hi ladies,
I'm a gay man wanting to sample fruit from another tree, so to speak.

Just seeing who's out there;
looking for friends or sex with clean, sane & sexy women!
Put "Frog Leg" in the subject line so I know you're real; otherwise, your mail is likely to get stuck in my spam folder.

maks
06-03-2012, 03:34 PM
I really want to see you. I really want to be with you. I really want to show you ashley and it won't take long my ashley

(do lang do lang dolang)

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 03:40 PM
Basicly i'm looking for someone that know how to get me off. Let me define it for you,Lover ,cook and a friend an she got to have some positive pussy.Now i'm a Arkansas boy that lives in washington.Been here 26 years love it.I'm 49 in go shape and work everyday plus i love to go the movie,sea hawks play. Hit me baby.

maks
06-03-2012, 03:42 PM
Basicly i'm looking for someone that know how to get me off. Let me define it for you,Lover ,cook and a friend an she got to have some positive pussy.Now i'm a Arkansas boy that lives in washington.Been here 26 years love it.I'm 49 in go shape and work everyday plus i love to go the movie,sea hawks play. Hit me baby.

do lang do lang dolang

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 03:47 PM
do lang do lang dolang

I'm just going to be straight forward about the situation. I'm virgin but at the same time I'm pretty sure I know what to do. Although I haven't had sex before I consider myself a freak at times. Lol But ok basically I'm randomly posting this post at 3am in the morning to I guess to see who will reply. I'm a very social person so therefore I'm not shy but for some reason I'm not the type of guy who flirts with a girl or persuade her to have sex. Haven't really tried but for some reason I don't think it would work out well. Lol I see how alot of guys do it and it seems as if they are being jerks or assholes about it or just plain disrespectful. Well, let me just sum this up. I'm a virgin and I'm looking for a girl that could change that for me. I know it's good to be a virgin but at times I just want to get it over with so I won't feel so awkward around friends.

maks
06-03-2012, 03:50 PM
I'm just going to be straight forward about the situation. I'm virgin but at the same time I'm pretty sure I know what to do. Although I haven't had sex before I consider myself a freak at times. Lol But ok basically I'm randomly posting this post at 3am in the morning to I guess to see who will reply. I'm a very social person so therefore I'm not shy but for some reason I'm not the type of guy who flirts with a girl or persuade her to have sex. Haven't really tried but for some reason I don't think it would work out well. Lol I see how alot of guys do it and it seems as if they are being jerks or assholes about it or just plain disrespectful. Well, let me just sum this up. I'm a virgin and I'm looking for a girl that could change that for me. I know it's good to be a virgin but at times I just want to get it over with so I won't feel so awkward around friends.

do lang do lang?

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 03:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1OZfX.gif

Gentleman Doli
06-03-2012, 04:00 PM
I'm just going to be straight forward about the situation. I'm virgin but at the same time I'm pretty sure I know what to do. Although I haven't had sex before I consider myself a freak at times. Lol But ok basically I'm randomly posting this post at 3am in the morning to I guess to see who will reply. I'm a very social person so therefore I'm not shy but for some reason I'm not the type of guy who flirts with a girl or persuade her to have sex. Haven't really tried but for some reason I don't think it would work out well. Lol I see how alot of guys do it and it seems as if they are being jerks or assholes about it or just plain disrespectful. Well, let me just sum this up. I'm a virgin and I'm looking for a girl that could change that for me. I know it's good to be a virgin but at times I just want to get it over with so I won't feel so awkward around friends.

please, do not post my private messages onto the forums

stalker virus
06-03-2012, 04:02 PM
nice 2005 live journal post bro
:mario:

sex with dead people
06-03-2012, 04:04 PM
i said i would even leave my mom

Plug Drugs
06-03-2012, 04:07 PM
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clay
06-03-2012, 04:39 PM
stevey will pull his dick out of his mom for you, pauls reuben

sex with dead people
06-03-2012, 04:52 PM
it depends on the reason but yeah i would

rootbeer
09-14-2013, 03:45 PM
stalker virus cum back

Camoron
09-14-2013, 03:49 PM
whoa there this is getting a lil out of hand now rooty

rootbeer
09-14-2013, 03:54 PM
please for the love of god remove bacon pancakes

steveyos YOLO
09-14-2013, 04:31 PM
Rooty please don't do ittttttttt

Tahiti Joe
09-14-2013, 04:36 PM
She is my friend. We swap spit.

Boar
09-14-2013, 04:39 PM
rip stalker virus aka paulreubns aka artemis fartemis superstar

steveyos YOLO
09-14-2013, 05:50 PM
I wish i could see her in heaven one day but filthy jews aren't allowed in heaven

timmy
09-14-2013, 07:17 PM
Wish ppl wld stop reminding ever1 dat pr is dead

steveyos YOLO
09-14-2013, 07:26 PM
Wish monde would post all 342 of her pics he has stored on his pc

Tahiti Joe
09-14-2013, 07:32 PM
I love her. We need to rub va jay jays.

Autistic Spectrum
09-14-2013, 07:33 PM
ya she hates you marco, i am talking to her right now, i asked her if you like marco, and she said, first "who's that" then i explained you to her, and she said "i hate marco"

steveyos YOLO
09-14-2013, 07:35 PM
I love her. We need to rub va jay jays.

Wish you'd rub your face onto a hot stove

Autistic Spectrum
09-14-2013, 07:36 PM
i hate marco, why does ruby keep un herping him

timmy
09-14-2013, 07:38 PM
Wish monde would post all 342 of her pics he has stored on his pc
Yes please

i hate marco, why does ruby keep un herping him
Another case of Codeys friend