what do you drive?

[TheElJoe]

:bbc:

[maks]

a 2005 :bird: hatchback

[sex with dead people]

my bike

[rootbeer]

my other dick is a black dick

[jon]

a red convertible

[maks]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/9910637/tumblr_ljnqlcWPbS1qazkdco1_500_large.gif

[boobz]

I used to drive a Holden once, then sold it for a Mazda miata (mx5) then sold that for a second hand '06 lotus. I don't drive it much anymore as I prefer my motorbike which is currently an old triumph bonneville '70. Real dog. Otherwise just walk.

[maks]

do any of your vehicles have a trumpet themed custom paintjob?

[boobz]

do any of your vehicles have a trumpet themed custom paintjob?

Well the Holden I used to own was a sort of gold paint job (dark yellow ish) which looked like a gold trumpet, so yeah

[maks]

does the horn play a louis armstrong solo

[sex with dead people]

sold it for a Mazda miata (mx5)

nooooooooooo, you don't say?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=miata&page=2

[boobz]

nooooooooooo, you don't say?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=miata&page=2

I don't know/care who you are, nor did I click that link.

[boobz]

does the horn play a louis armstrong solo

I'd opt for a Nils Petter Molvaer solo

[maks]

I don't know/care who you are, nor did I click that link.

I didn't click it either but I think he's referring to the fact that in the US no straight man would ever admit to owning a miata

[boobz]

I didn't click it either but I think he's referring to the fact that in the US no straight man would ever admit to owning a miata

I owned it for a whole 7 months. I'm comfortable enough to admit I drove a miata. I love it when no-name faggots come along and try to ruin shit. Such easy targets. Urban dictionary links? 2003 called...

[lnopia the great]

I owned it for a whole 7 months. I'm comfortable enough to admit I drove a miata. I love it when no-name faggots come along and try to ruin shit. Such easy targets. Urban dictionary links? 2003 called...

are you comfortable enough to show us pics of your vag

[Camoron]

http://static.automanager.com/c/015048/ba165ae923ed0d4ebecb06144328142c/7598d0d856_640.jpg
http://static.automanager.com/c/015048/ba165ae923ed0d4ebecb06144328142c/5e274f668c_640.jpg
Twilight Blue Pearl 1999 Toyota Camry Solara SLE http://i.imgur.com/Udss4.png

[Camoron]

(not as pictured, mine got leather and alloy wheels)

[Camoron]

I saw a guy driving a miata at the mall the other day. He had parked it in the middle of the fucking parking lot, gotten out, left his door open and walked over to someone's car where he was staring into the fucking windows with his nose pressed up against the glass and his hands up to block the sun. Creeper

[Camoron]

I used to drive a Holden once, then sold it for a Mazda miata (mx5) then sold that for a second hand '06 lotus. I don't drive it much anymore as I prefer my motorbike which is currently an old triumph bonneville '70. Real dog. Otherwise just walk.

what kind of holden bro? i want to get a Pontiac GTO which is a rebadged restyled Holden Monaro. I have heard good things about the Monaro.

[maks]

why is it that the fiero doesn't have the same reputation as the miata it's essentially a smaller version of the same car

[Camoron]

why is it that the fiero doesn't have the same reputation as the miata it's essentially a smaller version of the same car

The Fiero was only good in its last year and they ended production because they just didnt see the market for it

the Miata, despite being kinda girly is a pretty good car and is still in production. Its more popular because people that drive those kinds of cars in general want something more exotic and the Pontiac brand doesnt really say "exotic"

[boobz]

what kind of holden bro? i want to get a Pontiac GTO which is a rebadged restyled Holden Monaro. I have heard good things about the Monaro.

Monaros are fucking great really. Especially the GTO versions. I had a commodore SS which is basically a 4-door version of the monaro. V8, alloys, the usual mods. I sold it because I didn't want to always pay $120 for a tank of gas basically.

[Camoron]

Monaros are fucking great really. Especially the GTO versions. I had a commodore SS which is basically a 4-door version of the monaro. V8, alloys, the usual mods. I sold it because I didn't want to always pay $120 for a tank of gas basically.

ugh

the only thing I dont like about the Pontiac GTO is the styling, it just looks kind of bland and they made it worse in the 05/06 models when they added the fake scoops in the hood to try to make it look more like a muscle car

I'd prefer an actual Holden Monaro because the Pontiac GTO styling makes it look like any other Pontiac. I guess that in itself is kind of cool though, you can pull up to a light and people will look at your car and won't have a clue that it's packing 400 horsepower

[boobz]

ugh

the only thing I dont like about the Pontiac GTO is the styling, it just looks kind of bland and they made it worse in the 05/06 models when they added the fake scoops in the hood to try to make it look more like a muscle car

I'd prefer an actual Holden Monaro because the Pontiac GTO styling makes it look like any other Pontiac. I guess that in itself is kind of cool though, you can pull up to a light and people will look at your car and won't have a clue that it's packing 400 horsepower

Sleepers are fucking great. The stock monaro was a sleeper pretty much. Doesn't look fast, but went like a bat out of hell. The Volkswagen Golf VR6 with a six cylinder is the same, as is those overpriced Audi RS6 wagons. Ive often considered a golf, but they are way too common round here these days. Hence why I like the lotus. Not too many around.

[clay]

all the girls crazy

[maks]

I'd prefer an actual Holden Monaro because the Pontiac GTO styling makes it look like any other Pontiac. I guess that in itself is kind of cool though, you can pull up to a light and people will look at your car and won't have a clue that it's packing 400 horsepower

should be easy enough to buy a holden hood and fenders online

[Plug Drugs]

96 buick century
http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/06/cars/1996_Buick_Century-3.jpg
awwwwww yeeeeeeahhhh booooyyyyyy

[Plug Drugs]

sRETz7pPPOk&autoplay=1

[Camoron]

should be easy enough to buy a holden hood and fenders online

The hoods are the same, the 04 GTO had a regular hood but then for the 05 year they added scoops because people were expecting something that looked like the old Pontiac GTO, which it did not look like at all. For some reason they also added these scoops to the Holden Monaro in Australia, and apparently the Australians hated it while the Americans liked it (different expectations from the car, they shouldn't have named it the GTO over here) but not enough to keep the car afloat and they stopped selling it in the US in 2006.

fenders look pretty similar if not the same as well, it's basically just the grill and the badge that are different, I just like the Monaro better, especially that dark mustard yellow color

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/2006-Pontiac-GTO.jpg/800px-2006-Pontiac-GTO.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/2004-2005_Holden_VZ_Monaro_CV8_coupe_01.jpg/800px-2004-2005_Holden_VZ_Monaro_CV8_coupe_01.jpg

I like how the grill is sunken in on the Monaro, it gives the front end a little depth. I also like the fog lamps better than the GTO's circular ones.

[Garfield]

black 09 wolfsburg

[maks]

should also be able to buy a holden grill and front bumper cover online

[Garfield]

and i used to autocross a 1990 miata, theyre easy cheap to mod rwd, regardless of how ugly they are/terrible a poster boobz is

[boobz]

http://www.gminsidenews.com/forums/gallery/data/554/medium/gto_new.jpg

A bit over the top, but not bad.

[boobz]

and i used to autocross a 1990 miata, theyre easy cheap to mod rwd, regardless of how ugly they are/terrible a poster boobz is

on an unrelated note, garfield is still porking pigs and making awful threads. the end.

[Camoron]

http://www.gminsidenews.com/forums/gallery/data/554/medium/gto_new.jpg

A bit over the top, but not bad.

its a photoshop of the Holden Coupe 60

[Camoron]

they killed the pontiac brand even though it was being used as a platform to import all these nice holden cars

pisses me off.

[maks]

and i used to autocross a 1990 miata

this does not surprise me considering you are essentially a girl

[Garfield]

this sandbox is for everybody

[jon]

the monaro vxr is a whole hell of a lot better than the gto, american cars generally have as many cheap replacements in them as possible for marketing reasons

like i bet the suspension is entirely downrated and all the interior is plastic

but otherwise yes it is literally the exact same car

[jon]

a red convertible

http://wroth.org/car/ngsisters.jpg

and i keep the other one just for parts

there's different wheels on it right now, and i removed the headlight wipers because i hate those

[jon]

next purchase will be a ninja 250r

would have a honda s2000, but it's a tad expensive in terms of cost to own, and i'd probably drive it up a tree anyway

[Garfield]

dont waste your time with the 250 spend an extra couple hundred dollars (if youre buying used) and buy a bigger bike youre going to want one in about a month anyways after owning that japanese turd

[jon]

its literally a five minute ride to work and all i want is good mileage, there's no time/space to have fun

[maks]

If it's mileage you're after there are plans on the internet to convert a ninja to electric

[jon]

oh yeah that's clever yeah because i want my bike to look like this

http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=71741

[maks]

If you're concerned about looks then don't say "all i want is good mileage". I just caught you in a lie.

[maks]

also it doesn't need to be ugly

b5l3BaYCV-w

[Garfield]

If you're concerned about looks then don't say "all i want is good mileage". I just caught you in a lie.

tru dat, ninja 250 is a great starter bike, but im just saying youre going to want to trade up soon motorcycles are addicting and youre going to get bored of riding around a plastic vespa

[Garfield]

actually if your commutes only 5 minutes you might as well get a vespa, or ride a bicycle

[maks]

ride a bicycle

or even walk, doesn't cost a dime

[TheElJoe]

supercharged buick park avenue

[boobz]

tru dat, ninja 250 is a great starter bike, but im just saying youre going to want to trade up soon motorcycles are addicting and youre going to get bored of riding around a plastic vespa

i've been riding a bike longer than you've been fucking fat birds and a ninja 250 will be just fine. this stupid american obsession with 'bigger is better' in the bike world is so fucking stupid. They all think that 1000cc is standard to commute and get around on. jon will be fine with a ninja 250. He'll be able to push out enough top speed, it's japanese so it's reliable as all fuck (unlike Harley's which are shit) and will be fine in splitting traffic.

Even on a track, a good rider on a 250 will be able to absolutely cream some punk on a 650.

[Camoron]

the monaro vxr is a whole hell of a lot better than the gto, american cars generally have as many cheap replacements in them as possible for marketing reasons

like i bet the suspension is entirely downrated and all the interior is plastic

but otherwise yes it is literally the exact same car
the interiors are identical aside from the obvious right/left-hand drive difference, a Pontiac logo and "GTO" stitching on the leather seats
only changes they made other than that and the restyled front end is that they added some bracings to the body exterior to meet American crash safety standards and revised the exhaust to make it sound more like a classic GTO

they were also exporting this car to Europe as the Vauxhall Monaro and to the Middle East as, oddly, the Chevy Lumina SS, so I don't think they spent a lot of time/money on changing shit for foreign markets.

I've been in a GTO and thought it looked pretty standard for what you pay for. The Monaro looks identical from every picture I've seen. Only thing I didn't care for was the rough leather on the seats. I am more a fan of soft, smooth leather which my Camry Solara has.

[Garfield]

i've been riding a bike longer than you've been fucking fat birds and a ninja 250 will be just fine. this stupid american obsession with 'bigger is better' in the bike world is so fucking stupid. They all think that 1000cc is standard to commute and get around on. jon will be fine with a ninja 250. He'll be able to push out enough top speed, it's japanese so it's reliable as all fuck (unlike Harley's which are shit) and will be fine in splitting traffic.

Even on a track, a good rider on a 250 will be able to absolutely cream some punk on a 650.

lol arent you like 21, you have no idea what its like in america (its fucking awesome) let alone anything about me because ive never talked directly to you except now because you are incredibly dull and gay, acting like an online napoleon bonaparte isnt going to be good enough to get you into the secret forum at fjs (the secret is that everyone posts there except you)

[jon]

i dunno i may actually want to crank it off the line eventually

its a quick ride but none of it is highway miles. maybe six lights

still, the 250 will do 0-60 faster than my saab, so i'm sure i'll be content for at least a year

[jon]

that's not true there is a highway route i just probably wouldn't do it because its like dead stop traffic in the mornings

[Garfield]

that's not true there is a highway route i just probably wouldn't do it because its like dead stop traffic in the mornings

http://drivinwithdro.ytmnd.com/

(a garfield original)

[boobz]

lol arent you like 21, you have no idea what its like in america (its fucking awesome) let alone anything about me because ive never talked directly to you except now because you are incredibly dull and gay, acting like an online napoleon bonaparte isnt going to be good enough to get you into the secret forum at fjs (the secret is that everyone posts there except you)

Nope, a fair bit older than 21, but that's flattering! And I have a fair idea of what it's like in America (I did live there for 18 months). I know plenty about you from all your facebook shit, m0nde's pm's to me and other shit you do. So utterly boring. As for FJS secret forum: as much as it sounds cool to be included in stevey's fat fold club of which only him, you, and some other no-namer posts there, I think I'll pass.

On another note, I do always find it amusing how much you are generally hated here. Keep posting kid, you're doin just fine!

[Dustin]

oh yeah that's clever yeah because i want my bike to look like this

http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=71741

http://gyazo.com/d5e38abfb706d1f2fff512171f384e53.png

god damn it

[Garfield]

Nope, a fair bit older than 21, but that's flattering! And I have a fair idea of what it's like in America (I did live there for 18 months). I know plenty about you from all your facebook shit, m0nde's pm's to me and other shit you do. So utterly boring. As for FJS secret forum: as much as it sounds cool to be included in stevey's fat fold club of which only him, you, and some other no-namer posts there, I think I'll pass.

On another note, I do always find it amusing how much you are generally hated here. Keep posting kid, you're doin just fine!

[Garfield]

you will never be accepted at fjs just face it and stop trying

[Dustin]

Does anyone here have vanity plates?

[Plug Drugs]

you don't even know what the word vanity means retard

[Plug Drugs]

you're a faggot for using the word btw

[Dustin]

you don't even know what the word vanity means retard

I'm not sure if you're a complete retard or trying to be funny. Or just don't own a car.

[Plug Drugs]

I'm not sure if you're a complete retard or trying to be funny. Or just don't own a car.

:rofl:
is the word "vanity" something they invented specifically to describe license plates? tell me i'm really curious to know the way your mind works

[rubycalaber]

my dad has a vanity plate since hes a big baller

[rootbeer]

...

[Dustin]

:rofl:
is the word "vanity" something they invented specifically to describe license plates? tell me i'm really curious to know the way your mind works

Oh so you're a huge retard that's desperate to make a funny post. You should quit doing drugs.

http://gyazo.com/f114348e7cbc23a2595c24234f06481c.png

[Plug Drugs]

no one says the word vanity you faggot, that's a word to describe female accessories, it's basically synonymous with "pride in beauty" or "aesthetic fashion".

Call them "personalized" license plates. Oh i forgot you're from the south, they don't use words with more than 3 syllables down there.

[rubycalaber]

I wonder if there is such a numberplate as N1663R

[Dustin]

I wonder if there is such a numberplate as N1663R

Get a vanity plate.

[rubycalaber]

K1K3 K1LLR

[Dustin]

420 bongz

[rootbeer]

plug drugs is finally losing it

[maks]

everyone in ct calls them 'vanity plates' I think it's a pretty appropriate name because you have to be super fucking vain if you want to pay extra and choose your own license plate numbers

[maks]

brb paying $100 to change my social security number into some "clever" pun

[Dustin]

everyone in ct calls them 'vanity plates' I think it's a pretty appropriate name because you have to be super fucking vain if you want to pay extra and choose your own license plate numbers

p much god damn I hate vanity plates

[maks]

the other day I saw a prius with a baby on board sign and vanity plates and one of those 'coexist' bumper stickers and I was like holy shit I've just met the biggest asswipe that has ever walked the face of the earth

[Garfield]

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/World/660/371/notr3d.jpg

i want this one but i dont cre what the numbers/letters are i just want that badass snake

[TheElJoe]

my vanity plate says "nf"

[Garfield]

nelly furtado

[TheElJoe]

niggerfaggot

[Garfield]

nubile furry

[lnopia the great]

there are called personalized licence plates in the north because we dont make up arbitrary terms for every accessory

[rootbeer]

my eljoe says the darndest things

[lnopia the great]

there are called

[lnopia the great]

2600 325 195 57

[rubycalaber]

second civil war gonna go down over what to call personalized vanity plates

[maks]

it'll be a short one because I'm pretty sure it'll come down to minnesota vs everyone else

[Plug Drugs]

in the future spics will have taken over the west coast, negros will have taken over the south and north east, and the remaining white population will move to minnesota, wisconsin, and iowa

[rubycalaber]

the south shall rise again

:south:

[lnopia the great]

is there actually a lot of hot girls in the south or is that just propaganda

[Plug Drugs]

there's a lot of hot girls in more populated regions just because there's more people and they're on your radar screen

[Plug Drugs]

also, interesting fun fact, regions with lower population tend to have more females than males, and regions with higher populations tend to have more males than females. Why is that? think about it.

[rubycalaber]

is it because women get murdered so much by sub-human evil men in big cities?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif

[Gentleman Doli]

is there actually a lot of hot girls in the south or is that just propaganda

Yes mate... some frocking epic boobage down here, I tell ya what [Hank Hill ref.] Ive never touched one lOL.. but I sure do love jackking off to the mental pictures lmao. I'm a grown man.

[lnopia the great]

what

[Gentleman Doli]

actually no the girls at my old high school were all ugly as fuck but at college u bound 2 find the girl u lookin for my nigga.

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

the rural people here are pretty much kentuckians the girls look good but most of them end up fat or looking like a faces of meth poster

[jon]

vanity plates are retarded

but the designs you can get in texas are sweet, i wonder if you can just get a randomly assigned tag but have the sweet ass plates

[Garfield]

vanity plates are retarded

but the designs you can get in texas are sweet, i wonder if you can just get a randomly assigned tag but have the sweet ass plates

do you not own a tv
http://www.myplates.com/

[elezzzark]

Finally, this thread is full of american idiots who talk about cars because the cars are nothing, just only for travelling, but what else? you can live with cars and materialism what you are spending with your money over 60 years and you never get hapiness... forever

[lnopia the great]

buy another laptop you sad nerd

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

elezzzzzzark is just jealous all he has is his taco cart

[Camoron]

I wonder if there is such a numberplate as N1663R

66? you mean 99?

[Camoron]

unless you write g upside down

[elezzzark]

Ask Clay, he knows everything about me.

[elezzzark]

66? you mean 99?

g = 9

6 = G

[Camoron]

no one says the word vanity you faggot, that's a word to describe female accessories, it's basically synonymous with "pride in beauty" or "aesthetic fashion".

Call them "personalized" license plates. Oh i forgot you're from the south, they don't use words with more than 3 syllables down there.

wha tthe fuck are you talking about?


1. excessive pride in one's appearance, qualities, abilities, achievements, etc.; character or quality of being vain;
2. an instance or display of this quality or feeling.

and how is "vanity plate" an arbitrary term?

[Camoron]

g = 9

6 = G

the resemblance is uncanny

[Camoron]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Poops.jpg

[elezzzark]

the resemblance is uncanny

N1663R is an uppercase word, every plates come uppercase letters

[Camoron]

N1663R is an uppercase word, every plates come uppercase letters

oh i see

[Dustin]

oh god

[maks]

is there actually a lot of hot girls in the south or is that just propaganda

the south and midwest are where the majority of the fatties are

[Dustin]

the south will rise again

[Dustin]

south > yankies

[Dustin]

the south shall rise again

:south:

[maks]

elz why do you rage hard every time someone mentions cars?

[Dustin]

Él es un maestro artesano de coches y maquinaria agrÃbushpigcola por igual

[Camoron]

Él es un maestro artesano de coches y maquinaria agrÃbushpigcola por igual

damn my spanish lessons are paying off i understood most of that everything except por igual

[Camoron]

and by spanish lessons I mean looking up latin words on the itnernet and taking 2 spanish classes in high school I didnt pay attention to and now taking Spanish 1 as a cultural elective

[Garfield]

i dropped out to be a professional poster

[elezzzark]

elz why do you rage hard every time someone mentions cars?

That's not my problem, but i would like to make fun of these assholes

[maks]

That's not my problem, but i would like to make fun of these assholes

well pretty much everyone in the world has a car, it's a very practical thing to own I don't understand why you think they're snobby or stuck up or whatever

[lnopia the great]

cause all he has is a third world used motorbike

[elezzzark]

well pretty much everyone in the world has a car, it's a very practical thing to own I don't understand why you think they're snobby or stuck up or whatever

Look to another posters reply like i have a shitty car, taco cart or something like that, they were pretty wrong. There a reason why i hate traffic so much.

[lnopia the great]

cause your motorbike stalls at red lights

[Dustin]

elz rides a horse

[elezzzark]

2 assholes above me

[maks]

Look to another posters reply like i have a shitty car, taco cart or something like that, they were pretty wrong. There a reason why i hate traffic so much.

a taco cart isn't even a car, it's a little kiosk for guys selling food on the side of the road. I wish we had them around here but all I ever see is hot dog carts.

[elezzzark]

a taco cart isn't even a car, it's a little kiosk for guys selling food on the side of the road. I wish we had them around here but all I ever see is hot dog carts.

Yep, these guys are assholes who think taco and horse are cars, but i enjoy taco cart and horse, that's why i wanted to make fun of them, im not only to make fun of cars, only these asshole drivers are these posters.

[Camoron]

i can tell you right now, taco is not car.

[lnopia the great]

where do you get the BALLS to call me an asshole driver

[elezzzark]

asshole drivers are always assholes

[maks]

Yep, these guys are assholes who think taco and horse are cars, but i enjoy taco cart and horse, that's why i wanted to make fun of them, im not only to make fun of cars, only these asshole drivers are these posters.

thanks for clearing that up

[Dustin]

More importantly what are we going to call vanity plates

[maks]

More importantly what are we going to call vanity plates

'justifiable homocide'

next question

[elezzzark]

Vanity Place is an excuse that the polices think you're a racist, crazy person, an idiot, etc.

[jon]

lol car is only for transportation

elz lives in a marxist nation-state with a destroyed currency where few people are actually productive since the police and military are p likely to just steal from them anyway

so i guess you can't really blame him can you

[jon]

and yeah they're called vanity plates everywhere in the country so deal with it

take your purple drank and copypasta gimmick to fjs faggot

[boobz]

hey garfield, nobody reads or even replies/acknowledges your posts here.

take your purple drank and copypasta gimmick to fjs faggot

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i drive yer mom eljoe beep beep

[syncan aka ken post jr]

also Garfield and cody are the only one's on my ignore list it works out pretty good it's less to scroll past

[rootbeer]

only someone who works at the dmv would call it a "personalized liscense plate" or what ever

[rubycalaber]

66? you mean 99?

no that would read like niqqer

[rubycalaber]

N1663R is an uppercase word, every plates come uppercase letters

wow me and elz on the same wave length

probably not a good sign......

[elezzzark]

lol car is only for transportation

elz lives in a marxist nation-state with a destroyed currency where few people are actually productive since the police and military are p likely to just steal from them anyway

so i guess you can't really blame him can you


No wonder, jon is an asshole

[Dustin]

'justifiable homocide'

next question

Will plugdrugs ever recover?

[rubycalaber]

idk his hole is pretty damaged

needs a trip to garfield imo

[maks]

Will plugdrugs ever recover?

recover from what?

[rubycalaber]

his damaged hole

[Dustin]

recover from what?

his hole

[maks]

he's p[robably so stoned right now he doesn't even realize he has a hole, I doubt he's phased by any of this