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Plug Drugs
05-29-2012, 05:56 PM
when an alcoholic ingests alcohol, a specific allergic reaction occurs and... pffffff BWAHAHAHAHA just kidding, never believe anyone giving you this bullshit, their head is stuck so far up their ass

An allergy is a response by the immune system to a particular substance to which a person is hypersensitive;
an allergic reaction is characterized by a massive histamine release causing swelling, hives, rashes, itching, etc..

Nothing about alcoholics ingesting alcohol relates to anything regarding allergies or allergic reactions

Gentleman Doli
05-29-2012, 05:56 PM
Oh thank you Professor Dipshit

maks
05-29-2012, 05:58 PM
be nice doli

Plug Drugs
05-29-2012, 05:59 PM
these people are going before lawmakers and getting them to believe their senseless bullshit

Gentleman Doli
05-29-2012, 05:59 PM
be nice doli

YTMNSFW bitch

Gentleman Doli
05-29-2012, 06:00 PM
Im sorry about youre damaged hole Plug Drugs but I dont rly want to read another post where you post jumbled memories from the last time you were at the pharmacists and the intern told you some medical bullshit you asked about

Plug Drugs
05-29-2012, 06:01 PM
leave my anus out of this

UofLCardfan08
05-30-2012, 09:11 AM
Best you save your anus for the old dumpster bums that buy your booze for you.

Plug Drugs
05-30-2012, 02:53 PM
i'm 21 now

blumpkin blownuts
05-30-2012, 04:38 PM
i knew this kid who had skin allergies to water im not fucking around at all with this, he even had to take "dust baths" with diatomaceous earth like a goddamned chinchilla instead of showering or bathing. i felt p bad for that kid tbh but i never talekd to him i was afraid id spill a soda on him or something

Plug Drugs
05-30-2012, 04:47 PM
what happened whenever he cried or drooled on himself or it rained

blumpkin blownuts
05-30-2012, 04:49 PM
what happened whenever he cried or drooled on himself or it rained

idk if i ever found out i never saw it happen supposedly just a bunch of crazy hives or he'd swell up & turn bright red or some shit

Plug Drugs
05-30-2012, 04:50 PM
just read up on it and its not even that serious, its just a mild rash that results from other minerals in the water and not the water itself

blumpkin blownuts
05-30-2012, 04:53 PM
dude theres so much shit that never goes down in medical jouranls lol
theres people that literally never see a doctor or ever leave their hovel because they are so deformed if they ventured outside they would seriously get attacked by everyone who saw them like some bugged NPC in a rockstar game

rubycalaber
05-30-2012, 04:55 PM
I've never heard anyone say alcoholics have an allergy to alcohol before

are you sure you didnt misread addiction as allergy or something

maks
05-30-2012, 05:04 PM
i knew this kid who had skin allergies to water im not fucking around at all with this, he even had to take "dust baths" with diatomaceous earth like a goddamned chinchilla instead of showering or bathing. i felt p bad for that kid tbh but i never talekd to him i was afraid id spill a soda on him or something

the romans used to cover themselves in olive oil then scrape it off

Gentleman Doli
05-30-2012, 05:09 PM
the romans used to cover themselves in olive oil then scrape it off

Uh oh. You did not just mention the Romans.

blumpkin blownuts
05-30-2012, 05:10 PM
"stupid wop dagoes"

maks
05-30-2012, 05:14 PM
Uh oh. You did not just mention the Romans.

yes I did, lets argue about what kind of oil it was

lnopia the great
05-30-2012, 05:19 PM
it wasnt the romans it was the fucking moors

maks
05-30-2012, 05:26 PM
moors produce their own oil

Gentleman Doli
05-30-2012, 05:31 PM
hurr im a fucking retard. try reading the map next time before you post

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Almoravids1120.png/800px-Almoravids1120.png

blumpkin blownuts
05-30-2012, 05:34 PM
greens is moors

blumpkin blownuts
05-30-2012, 05:36 PM
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blumpkin blownuts
05-30-2012, 05:37 PM
(this s ia bout the poib t internet would cell the cops to help o me
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blumpkin blownuts
05-30-2012, 05:37 PM
bye

rubycalaber
05-30-2012, 06:21 PM
nerves still raw after that roman history debate I see

Gentleman Doli
05-30-2012, 06:50 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Almoravids1120.png/800px-Almoravids1120.png do you see any olive oil reserves on this map?? retards

stalker virus
05-30-2012, 07:17 PM
drinking right now so I know this is false ha ha ha

rubycalaber
05-30-2012, 07:38 PM
dog isnt even touching the keyboard :stare:

stalker virus
05-30-2012, 07:39 PM
his arms don't reach :stare:

rubycalaber
05-30-2012, 08:16 PM
dogs dont have arms they have legs :stare:

stalker virus
05-30-2012, 08:45 PM
that dog is a modern miracle :stare:

rubycalaber
05-30-2012, 08:53 PM
maybe its working the mouse pad thing and scrolling down a really big page :frogsiren:

stalker virus
05-30-2012, 08:57 PM
scrolling through all of my goodones :smug:

clay
05-30-2012, 09:25 PM
scrolling through all of my goodones :smug:

mustve been a pretty quick scroll

stalker virus
05-30-2012, 09:27 PM
no clay it is a forever scroll :pissed:

Gentleman Doli
05-30-2012, 09:31 PM
mustve been a pretty quick scroll

:own:

Gentleman Doli
05-30-2012, 09:32 PM
:theownsmileyface:

Gentleman Doli
05-30-2012, 09:32 PM
:pwn:

rubycalaber
05-30-2012, 09:33 PM
:pwn:

stalker virus
05-30-2012, 09:36 PM
:clay:

Howard Dean
05-30-2012, 09:47 PM
forum needs more smileys

rubycalaber
05-30-2012, 09:55 PM
I just realized that :pink: doesnt animate for some reason

rubycalaber
05-30-2012, 09:56 PM
DANCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT :raged:

Howard Dean
05-30-2012, 10:23 PM
looks like he is kicking himself in the nuts

stalker virus
05-30-2012, 10:24 PM
nigga got gas