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Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:13 PM
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Irma E.
Tarzana, CA

74 friends
112 reviews


was there last night with a couple of my guy friends...
Let me just say that the ladies there are very friendly and they ALL offered me a lap dance...
I've gone to other places...and they don't eve approach me or ask me...
They have amazing looking girls...it might have been the drinks before we went...but man I couldn't stop tipping the whole night...
Guys if you want to go hang out with the guys and have a good time with some hot ladies...I definetly recommend this place...
Ladies if you want to surprise your man or have a good time with him you'll definetly feel comfortable here...the ladies will definetly ask you first before approaching your man!!! Very respectful...
There aren't a lot of perv looking guys....most men that were there were in business suits!!!
GOOD TIMES




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Alexander R.
Los Angeles, CA

273 friends
244 reviews


Business opportunities are all around, right? Is that how a stripper sees the place she works? I hope so because the dudes who come in her want to rid themselves of their money in the worst way!
Why was I here? Not important. Actually I was here because I told Ms. Fiance I'd been a couple strip clubs at certain times in my life and it was possible there could be one in a bachelor party not too far in the future. She made the executive decision that she had to know what went on in those places.
Ms. Fiance was the one who got the lap dance, not me. The girl was sultry and looked like that Asian actress who's name I can't recall at the moment. While she laughed and laughed and laughed I squirmed unsure if this was supposed to be sexy for me or she was trying to tell me that strip clubs were dumb.
The women who dance here are attractive and sort of friendly way but only if you're buying. Many have boob jobs and spray on tans and in the dark all are probably more attractive than they are in bright light.
I listened to Ms. Fiance talk about makeup with the stripper for about fifteen minutes and realized that the illusion that these business cast can be broken up really fast. Listening to Ms. Fiance go back and forth on how she felt about the place on the car ride home was just as ridiculous. Her thoughts ranged from how humiliating it must be to how much money she could make if she worked there. In the end she said I could go to one during any bachelor party shenanigans. At this point I'll probably opt for go-carts.
Did I mention Ms. Fiance and the dancer exchanged numbers? WTF?





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Michael C.
San Francisco, CA

148 friends
178 reviews


I've been to many strip clubs, and I'm not some creepy guy. I can appreciate the female form. There are many nice female forms here.

You get diversity. Do you like white chicks, black chicks, Hispanic chicks, or Asian chicks? It doesn't matter; they're all here. They even have a beautiful Iraqi working.

While there are many beautiful women, there are some so-so ones; and one disgusting one. She is old and smells like smoke. You'll know her when you see her - lol. Keep her away, unless you like the smell of ash trays.

Some helpful tips:

* Bring cash. As the commenter below me noted, the ATM is a total scam. It's a 10% surcharge. Plus you have to pay your own bank ATM fee. Scam.

* Get a free pass. You can usually find a free pass at the back page of the LA Weekly (which is an awesome paper you should be reading, anyway). Instead of paying $20 cover charge, you pay $5 for one drink (a soda or Red Bull). Like all fully nude clubs in L.A., the Rhino is a "juice bar."

* Take advantage of specials. If you go on off nights, you can get good specials on lap dances. On Wednesday or Thursday, you can usually get a 2-for-1. Lap dances are $20 for topless or $40 for fully nude. Just take your time, and you'll get a special.

* Don't get more than you want. When you go into the back room, strippers will automatically just take off their bottoms. That way you sort of get forced into paying for fully nude. If you don't want fully nude (I don't want their cha-chas touching me), be sure to specific you want topless. Otherwise, they'll drop their bottoms and you'll be stuck paying twice what you'd otherwise pay.

* Beware buying drinks. A stripper will approach you, sit down, and chat with you. A minute later, a waitress will ask you if you want to buy the woman a drink. It's $10. If you don't buy them a drink, they'll usually say, "Good bye." I'd rather spend my money at the tip stage, rewarding women for hard work, than pay money just to have someone talk to me. If you want to keep them around, just know what it will cost you.

* Take the freeways. Do not take back roads or short cuts to get through here, unless you want to be assailed by crack heads and homeless people. Find a way to get here via the highways.

All in all, this is a very good place. If you play it smart (use coupons, bring your own cash, wait for dance specials), you'll see beautiful women for a great price.


Feel like Clarrissa Holtz (aka CAGGERELLA)deserves better then 3.5 stars???! Then leave your own review of her on the Yelp!.com official website located in the link below! Please leave the comment on all three webpages to really show your enthusiasm!


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cag
04-07-2014, 08:18 PM
That's the wrong club. lmao

cag
04-07-2014, 08:19 PM
Garfield getting all Cody on me. One day you too can paint houses Garfield. its a sea of endless possibilities.

rootbeer
04-07-2014, 08:22 PM
lol

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:22 PM
fixed

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:23 PM
i literlly made 350 dollars today and i dint even have to take my clothes off

cag
04-07-2014, 08:25 PM
Still the wrong club, there are a ton of clubs out here, Garfield. I'm sure you'll find the right one soon.

cag
04-07-2014, 08:25 PM
i literlly made 350 dollars today and i dint even have to take my clothes off

selling drugs lmao

cag
04-07-2014, 08:26 PM
cody says the same thing, he logs on and brags about making 350 in like a week.

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:27 PM
man this movie isnt over til the end of june at 6 days a week 350 per day times 3 for this month then 8 for the ext two months i think im looking at 23000 by mid summer, before you know it ill be posting with you faggots from a brand new macintosh computmataer

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:27 PM
nigga you aint high class enough for the spearmint rhino

cag
04-07-2014, 08:28 PM
man this movie isnt over til the end of june at 6 days a week 350 per day times 3 for this month then 8 for the ext two months i think im looking at 23000 by mid summer, before you know it ill be posting with you faggots from a brand new macintosh computmataer

Mexican contractor work, they pay under the table so they don[t have to workers comp. my friend made a fuck ton, but then when it was over he didn't have a stable job and lost it all.

Desolation
04-07-2014, 08:29 PM
But if it wasn't for your misfortunes i'd be a heavenly person today

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:30 PM
?

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:30 PM
cag what the heck ar u talkign about

cag
04-07-2014, 08:30 PM
Garfield, cody, monde, vicious cyber troll gang.

cag
04-07-2014, 08:31 PM
you bullies better leave me alone. :)

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:31 PM
your friend wasnt in the union and wasnt working on a 150 million dollar movie

cag
04-07-2014, 08:32 PM
One day, you're just sitting at rubynet, posting, and minding YOUR OWN BUSINESS when Garfield, monde, and cody suddenly wriggle through the woodwork and post your workplace. lmao

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:33 PM
i got 30 dollars just to go to lunch today :rofl:

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:34 PM
im sorry im not trying to brag ive never had this much money before in my life so i guess i kind of m bragging because i dont really care what i post on here thats the point isnt it to post whatever the hell you want

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:34 PM
idk

cag
04-07-2014, 08:34 PM
I don't care if you're a movie extra, Garfield. lol

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:34 PM
nearly 10 years later im still not sure what im doing here

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:34 PM
nearly 10 years later im still not sure what im doing here

cag
04-07-2014, 08:35 PM
or whatever it is you do while stuffing your face with krotam, high off your ass. wheres my fucking xani?

Desolation
04-07-2014, 08:35 PM
When all you do is post about your smut job and your alcohol dependence it's only surprising it took this long to happen.

cag
04-07-2014, 08:37 PM
why are you trying to convince me that you make a lotta money. it doesn't mean anything to me what you do in your rubynet off time

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:37 PM
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cag
04-07-2014, 08:39 PM
When all you do is post about your smut job and your alcohol dependence it's only surprising it took this long to happen.

chillwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

Desolation
04-07-2014, 08:40 PM
you forgot to add "lmao" you emotionless shell of a human being.

cag
04-07-2014, 08:41 PM
I don't care what Garfield decides to put in his threads that usually get ignored. he's just mad because it embarrasses him when pple point out he steals dp posts, so he made this thread to teach me a lesson. And oh have I been taught a big lesson today. :(

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:41 PM
why are you trying to convince me that you make a lotta money. it doesn't mean anything to me what you do in your rubynet off time

i dont think ive ever actually talked directly to you

Garfield
04-07-2014, 08:42 PM
dp what should i say t o garfield now what will own hi bigtime help me be a better poster

cag
04-07-2014, 08:42 PM
then he starts rambling about all the money he makes and how he's been posting here for 10 years. he's trying to prove something and I don't care. He's just high on Krotam opiates or whatever drug he's wasting his life with at the time.

cag
04-07-2014, 08:44 PM
he didn't even get the right club, so he even sucks at that. lmao

rootbeer
04-07-2014, 08:48 PM
When all you do is post about your smut job and your alcohol dependence it's only surprising it took this long to happen.

y are you talking to yourself

cag
04-07-2014, 08:49 PM
fuck off rootbeer

cag
04-07-2014, 08:50 PM
garfield, flagerchat, monde, and coddy the unstoppable villians off rubynet YuRRRRRRRRRRrrr PHUuuucked :)

cag
04-07-2014, 08:53 PM
y are you talking to yourself

why don't u go look in a mirror, no u, waaaaaaa I hate desolation because he stole all my rep and put pictures of female child circumsicion as my avatar wwaaaaaaaaaaaa

cag
04-07-2014, 08:54 PM
return my rep or im leaving forever, 1000000000000 rep points stolen from me, that I saved up from my minecraft lets plays.

clay
04-07-2014, 09:13 PM
I'm not some creepy guy. I can appreciate the female form

juji
04-07-2014, 09:13 PM
^ weakness

cag
04-07-2014, 09:15 PM
you can't even play dota 2 so shut up elz

cag
04-07-2014, 09:17 PM
elz is just mad because I could never love a deaf retard with borderline psychosis

Garfield
04-07-2014, 09:18 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to cag again.

Garfield
04-07-2014, 09:20 PM
watch out boys ownage is being dealt left and right we might just have a troll on our hands

cag
04-07-2014, 09:23 PM
watch out boys ownage is being dealt left and right we might just have a troll on our hands

another regurtiated dp post. jesus Christ. he invented the condesencng sarcasm gi,mmick and u are stealing it

cag
04-07-2014, 09:24 PM
Garfield is a post stealing monster, cody in training

Garfield
04-07-2014, 09:24 PM
not even minute later and cag replies she is on the prowl for sick ownge right here right now

Garfield
04-07-2014, 09:25 PM
cag and lisa are virtually the same person lmao

Garfield
04-07-2014, 09:25 PM
doli make a ven diagram

cag
04-07-2014, 09:25 PM
Going after the post count, that's not a cliché recycled post at all. lmao

juji
04-07-2014, 09:25 PM
cag and lisa are virtually the same person lmao

I knew, when Lisa left then cag is second Lisa, no doubt

cag
04-07-2014, 09:26 PM
Garfield really doesn't like being compared to cody lol

juji
04-07-2014, 09:27 PM
female cody in rampage racist mode

cag
04-07-2014, 09:27 PM
I knew, when Lisa left then cag is second Lisa, no doubt


Elz clinging to Garfield's leg as he white knights him. so adorable

cag
04-07-2014, 09:28 PM
elz, the deaf damsel in distress being harangued by the evil cag.. but here comes Garfield on his white horse to save princess elz

juji
04-07-2014, 09:31 PM
I'm princess and Garfield is a white knight, then what evil cag does look like? a witch whore with huge chin lmao

cag
04-07-2014, 09:32 PM
dude, your chin is way out of proportion to your face.. and so are your ears.. I don't understand how you can be deaf and have such fucking giant ears.

lnopia the great
04-07-2014, 09:34 PM
too much cag, i want to barf

lnopia the great
04-07-2014, 09:36 PM
we need 75% less cag

juji
04-07-2014, 09:36 PM
dude, your chin is way out of proportion to your face.. and so are your ears.. I don't understand how you can be deaf and have such fucking giant ears.

http://www.canaltcm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Orson-Welles.jpg

cag
04-07-2014, 09:36 PM
"oh Gurrrfeld, yurr maaai heerrrrroh" elz exclaimed loudly, sending flicks of deaf drool all over the table. Elz wraps his gangly arms aroud Garfield's leg "gurrfeld mayyyke bullleeeeee stop! Ilooooooaave yoooo" he opens his massive deaf mouth wide, ear to ear and slurps Garfields cock likea bowl of beans

cag
04-07-2014, 09:37 PM
deaf drool. omg, he probably drools and makes retard noises all over the place. ugggh

cag
04-07-2014, 09:38 PM
Garfield moans, while he searches dp's post history, hoping to emulate his hero on rubynet

cag
04-07-2014, 09:39 PM
"oh Gurrrfeld, yurr maaai heerrrrroh" elz exclaimed loudly, sending flicks of deaf drool all over the table. Elz wraps his gangly arms aroud Garfield's leg "gurrfeld mayyyke bullleeeeee stop! Ilooooooaave yoooo" he opens his massive deaf mouth wide, ear to ear and slurps Garfields cock likea bowl of beans

lmao

juji
04-07-2014, 09:40 PM
4 posts by one minute, it seems cag is mad

cag
04-07-2014, 09:41 PM
4 posts by one minute, it seems cag is mad


I'm angry because I told you I had a new boyfriend and you deleted me from facebook.

cag
04-07-2014, 09:42 PM
you started making a bunch of retard noises and deleted me. honestly don't know whats wrong with you sometimes. maybe you should get some psychiatric care to help with your falling in love with forum girls disease

juji
04-07-2014, 09:43 PM
I'm angry because I told you I had a new boyfriend and you deleted me from facebook.

I don't think you never told me you had a boyfriend, I guess if you keep lying about me, you are probably a second gush

cag
04-07-2014, 09:43 PM
this idiot will re-add me in the next month, he is more hormonal than lisa menopausing

cag
04-07-2014, 09:44 PM
does this shit all the time, deletes me than re-adds me. somewhat entertaining

juji
04-07-2014, 09:44 PM
you started making a bunch of retard noises and deleted me. honestly don't know whats wrong with you sometimes. maybe you should get some psychiatric care to help with your falling in love with forum girls disease

I have a disease, Im falling in love with gabi-xx, help me

cag
04-07-2014, 09:46 PM
I don't think you never told me you had a boyfriend, I guess if you keep lying about me, you are probably a second gush

Told you several times, and then you demanded to know if it was stevey, you got so angry and deleted me in December, only to re-add me again and tried to start up a conversation about really boring dota 2 shit. knew you were getting ready to ask me to play with you because no one else would and I said I didn't have time for that game. little do you know that I've been playing dota 2 with stomple all along.

cag
04-07-2014, 09:48 PM
stomple is going places with his dota 2 skills, sorry elz but I can't play dota 2 with you because you will ruin my stats

juji
04-07-2014, 09:49 PM
try harder

maks
04-07-2014, 09:51 PM
why would you voluntarily do anything with stompleb

cag
04-07-2014, 09:51 PM
I'm just trying to tell you I choose Stomple over you because he is better at dota 2. you're being irrational.

cag
04-07-2014, 09:52 PM
why would you voluntarily do anything with stompleb
he is good at dota 2

cag
04-07-2014, 09:53 PM
elz isn't good at it, according to all the esteemed dota 2 players that have bright dota 2 futures

cag
04-07-2014, 09:56 PM
anyway, time to gush the fuck outta my sugar daddy at da club in santa Barbara spearmint, since Garfield is incapable of finding the club I work at, its spearmint rhino santa Barbara. lmao

cag
04-07-2014, 09:57 PM
call and ask for cag

Poopalew
04-07-2014, 10:04 PM
call and ask for cag

See that guy over there yeh he could so be called Sam.

steveyos YOLO
04-07-2014, 10:44 PM
Stop causing trouble cat avatar guy wtf is wrong with you

Garfield
04-08-2014, 12:01 AM
cag i applaud you for being brave enough to show your deformed body to the world

Garfield
04-08-2014, 12:02 AM
day in and day out doingabsolutely nothing with your life

Garfield
04-08-2014, 12:02 AM
also when did you and dp start sharing accounts

Garfield
04-08-2014, 12:02 AM
i gave all my alts to marco and codey last month

cody lundin
04-08-2014, 12:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc

after reading this thread i'm like, how the fuck my name get in here so much?

steveyos YOLO
04-08-2014, 12:11 AM
Really wish cag would die

Garfield
04-08-2014, 12:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbMQzVxrof4

rootbeer
04-08-2014, 09:19 AM
.................

cag
04-08-2014, 12:14 PM
also when did you and dp start sharing accounts

Im tge only one using this account

Camoron
04-08-2014, 11:40 PM
in the dark all are probably more attractive than they are in bright light.

Camoron
04-08-2014, 11:50 PM
i gave all my alts to marco and codey last month

explains why their posts got btetter :goodone:

cag
04-08-2014, 11:50 PM
Fat

Camoron
04-08-2014, 11:54 PM
:m0nde:

rootbeer
04-09-2014, 12:53 AM
Cag don't talk to your Star Trek buddy like that

cody lundin
04-09-2014, 08:25 AM
hey rootbeer what is marks98's reddit user name?

cody lundin
04-09-2014, 08:25 AM
gonna negrep all his reddit posts ever...

rootbeer
04-09-2014, 02:29 PM
hey rootbeer what is marks98's reddit user name?

i dont use reddit sorry

Garfield
04-09-2014, 08:08 PM
whats a reddit

Garfield
04-09-2014, 08:08 PM
i dont go to mainstream media sites like 4chan and reddit i browse the darkweb and indie websites like rubynet fjs and ebaums tinychat

cody lundin
04-09-2014, 09:56 PM
do you mean like darkyahoo and jollyrancher.com where the NSA surely does not log the IP of ever 14 year old looking up how to make gunpowders

jon
04-09-2014, 10:23 PM
arkansas

steveyos YOLO
04-09-2014, 10:53 PM
I have to buy another mower belt soon

cody lundin
04-09-2014, 11:07 PM
arkansas

jeez stalk much?