View Full Version : my pipes are thawing
Camoron
04-03-2014, 02:36 PM
came over to play computer (bene living with my mom for about a month) and found a trickle of water from the faucets... i can move back into my trash heaped hovel now! :drool: gues were watchin wrestlemania in style this weekend :smugga:
rootbeer
04-03-2014, 05:01 PM
Location: Swampland
Poopalew
04-03-2014, 06:01 PM
Location: Swampland
Location:?
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:32 PM
remember when you tricked cameron into falling in love with you,
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:38 PM
http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/16bf_star_trek_tng_pajama_set.jpg
She looks like she has down syndrome
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:45 PM
when you tricked cameron into falling in love with you, you took his good name away from him,
when you tricked stevey into falling in love with you , you took fjs away, from all of us,
That guy looks like a douchebag
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:47 PM
people who watch star trek tng over skype with each other are generally retarded fags,
when you tricked cameron into falling in love with you, you took his good name away from him,
when you tricked stevey into falling in love with you , you took fjs away, from all of us,
White knight monent
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:47 PM
FREE THE HERAPTIURIM 4
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:52 PM
pls don't trick me into falling in love with you so you can get my rep points from me, there all i have cag
Sorry this thread is about the thawing of fagboy's pipes not interested in any of your schemes today. And my internet time is over. :(
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:56 PM
do you have a stop watch
I set an alarm. U better not make fun of me for this
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:58 PM
so whne the alarm goes off you stop posting, you have such self control,
Adhd is a serious condition and no laughing matter
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 12:59 PM
cag's posting :time:
Garfield
04-04-2014, 01:12 PM
:facepalm:
Camoron
04-04-2014, 02:01 PM
Sorry this thread is about the thawing of fagboy's pipes not interested in any of your schemes today. And my internet time is over. :(
who the fuck cares go away you stupid slutbag
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:15 PM
arent u guys going to drink some wine and watch star trek tonight?
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:21 PM
yeah about that....
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:22 PM
only way to stop lisa's visous rumors is to fuck someone/something in tinychat for more than 20 secounds
Gentleman Doli
04-04-2014, 02:24 PM
gona have 2 see u yank on that dick rooty, want to watch that sucker cum,
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:26 PM
lisa never lies, which is the thing about this, she will straight up tell you that her brother beats her up, she has abortions of meth head babys, so idk why she would lie about your broke dick, when she has told the turth over and over again
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:27 PM
she may mix up facts but she does not lie, she is an honest person, she is my friend, lisa
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:27 PM
gona have 2 see u yank on that dick rooty, want to watch that sucker cum,
*turns computer off*
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:31 PM
lisa never lies, which is the thing about this, she will straight up tell you that her brother beats her up, she has abortions of meth head babys, so idk why she would lie about your broke dick, when she has told the turth over and over again
maybe i can stop by and show your wife my broke dick? whats the hourly rate?
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 02:32 PM
i dont have any bitcoins or ytmnd stock but im sure we can work something out
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:37 PM
your dick is broken your soul is broken, you quit posting littlerey 30 times then the entire fourm wants you to fuck off and what do you do, you beg a candy bar loving texan to unban you, whats wrong with you
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 02:38 PM
your mental state is as crippled as your legs, can't you find somewhere else to be pathetic,
Gentleman Doli
04-04-2014, 03:08 PM
Rooty and Marco should have cyber sex , rootbeer can pretend 2 be a girl like he always wanted
Gentleman Doli
04-04-2014, 03:09 PM
"Your ass is gonna burn fagit. Get ready for bloody"
the president of sex
04-04-2014, 06:44 PM
arent u guys going to drink some wine and watch star trek tonight?
i am in my velouer house coat and boxers
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:26 PM
rootbeer its ok, i have the same problem, when i first started haing "the sex" (very nice) last thursday i couldnt come for the life of me, it took me like 3 hours, no joke, i am a machine, and i can keep going forever if i want to , the key to it is you jus have to really poiund hard and fast without stopping, then you'll cum
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:26 PM
oh youre a preemie nvm
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:27 PM
why do you always have to stir up drama with your drama threads camerone,
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:27 PM
rootbeer its ok, i have the same problem, when i first started haing "the sex" (very nice) last thursday i couldnt come for the life of me, it took me like 3 hours, no joke, i am a machine, and i can keep going forever if i want to , the key to it is you jus have to really poiund hard and fast without stopping, then you'll cum
U started having sex last Thursday?
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:28 PM
Grats dude were rly proud 4 u
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:28 PM
frozen pipes, very dramatic
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:29 PM
U started having sex last Thursday?
Yes.
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:29 PM
nd I didnt stop til friday.
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:29 PM
it is when the thaw then burst from the expansion of the copper,
camoron lost his virginity last summer when all the tinychats were going opn and he met that girl from the dating site. I know this because he never would have fallen so pathetically in love with cag if he wasn't a virgin.
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:30 PM
speaking of pipes rootbeer shuld probably just get his tied
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:30 PM
ya that totally happend and that girl who did sex to him was totally real
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:30 PM
wasn't just a story to make cag hella jealous,
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:31 PM
did it work
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:31 PM
ya that totally happend and that girl who did sex to him was totally real
:rofldata:
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:31 PM
pex pipes Cameron, those don't burst or leak as easy as copper
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:32 PM
i mean idk when i told her i went on ad ate with a girl who fucked dogs she was really strongly encouraging me to not see her again i mean that has to because she was jealous right i mean whats so bad about taking canine cock
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:32 PM
nbd imo but cag was like WHOA hold on a minute buddy back it up beep bepe beep she did WHAT and I waslike lmao oh cag u so jeally
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:33 PM
pex pipes Cameron, those don't burst or leak as easy as copper
they didnt burst afaik, thank g-d, didnt see any water flooding
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:33 PM
:raged: gonna take a pic of my dick in a vagina with "ytmnsfw" written on it to prove it
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:34 PM
i hope you did not pay rent while you could not live there
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:34 PM
Cag has sucked worse than dog dicks no doubt
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:35 PM
i pay rent to my mom but she forgave rent for the last 2 minths for watching heer dog whiel she was out of town.
I spoke to camoron's girlfriend on the phone and she's the sort who will henpeck the fuck out of him if he sticks with her he'd better get used to saying 'yes dear' in a tiny defeated little voice all night long
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:35 PM
try and fuck your landlord for free rent
try and fuck your landlord for free rent
yeah be like m0nde
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:37 PM
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out
we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:37 PM
yeah be like m0nde
my landlord is my mom thatsthejoke
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:37 PM
my girlfreiend is also my mom :plottwist:
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:37 PM
need a plottwist smiely
Autistic Spectrum
04-04-2014, 09:38 PM
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out
we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me
just googled "fake girlfriend stories" and this was the 4th result
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:39 PM
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out
we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me
Get a fleshlight
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:39 PM
g-ddAmn
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:39 PM
Or a new gf that works too lol
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:40 PM
Get a fleshlight
i had one but my intense fucking ripped it apart and i threw it out
I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:43 PM
look,
Camoron
04-04-2014, 09:43 PM
look, im getting really depressed about this, allright
step one find a dead kitten. if the dead kitten store is closed you can make your own out of a live kitten and a meat tenderizer
rootbeer
04-04-2014, 09:45 PM
look, im getting really depressed about this, allright
Get a new girl
step 2 "widen" the dead kitten. I use a drill press, but a standard power drill with a 2" hole saw attachment can do the trick too.
camoron can probably skip this step.
Camoron
04-04-2014, 10:19 PM
i like my pussy tight
Poopalew
04-04-2014, 10:59 PM
i like my pussy tight
OH MY GODS!
Camoron
04-05-2014, 12:35 AM
surprising
look everyone shut up and listne to me, i have a seirous probe on my hand,s, I want to have more sex but my girlfriend, shde sometimes is likme "not in the mood" as they say, and its rally takinga toll on my self esteem, shoudl i find a girl who will want to have sex a/d/e/d or should i just jerk it out
we still have sex like 4 times a week id say idk i googled "my girlfriend is never in the mood anymore" and there were dudes asking for advice whose gfs hadnt put out in a MONTH or more andi was like HOW DO YOU LIVE 2 days is an enternity to me
I used to have this boyfriend who I really wasn't attracted to and I would tell him I wasn't in the mood all the time. ^__^
http://i.imgur.com/dNJgWHt.png
Autistic Spectrum
04-05-2014, 06:30 PM
jon set this server to an onion address and only let people connect though tor, it's time rubynet went on the dark net,
Camoron
04-05-2014, 09:28 PM
I used to have this boyfriend who I really wasn't attracted to and I would tell him I wasn't in the mood all the time. ^__^
lol you a jilted bitch so passive aggressive like wow
passive aggressive slutface
the president of sex
04-06-2014, 04:04 AM
i would do a line of coke off of caf's ass
then i would kill her for giving me the aids
timmy
04-06-2014, 04:26 AM
I know how to mcguyver up a fleshlight out of a tin can a rubber band and a dead kitten
jesus christ
rootbeer
04-06-2014, 07:45 AM
lol you a jilted bitch so passive aggressive like wow
the world is full of jilted bitches
rootbeer
04-06-2014, 07:45 AM
passive aggressive slutface
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