Ruby and tek virgins for life

[rootbeer]

Where's the podcast? Where's the ownage? All I see is two ugly man children living in their parents house.

[Desolation]

Encouraging this type of behavior is a bannable offense.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

rootbeers ownage consists of winning the hammer game (twice) with lisa to award her with a teddy bear...congrats rootberr

[rootbeer]

(twice)

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

remembr when u god trolled lisas by paying 4000 to visit her, paying to fix her car, shunnign your friend irl (including debra) to start ur life over on penguin island and then she took advantage of you, but u still u resisted and wrote her a heartfelt goodbye on a piece of schloztkys deli napkin

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

:ownage:

[Garfield]

oh man i want scholtzkys so bad

[Garfield]

funny name serius sandwich

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's vagina is behind this

[Desolation]

ugh scholtzkys sucked so much dick the last time i was in there. Not going back.

[Garfield]

wierd you think you would

[Gentleman Doli]

oh rooty

[Gentleman Doli]

rootbeer was a virgin for life be4fore he lost it to a fuckeing batshit insane australian woman who posted on the same forum as him. Lol.

[steveyos YOLO]

Rootbeer bangs 2 insanely ugly women and he's now the god of fuck in his deranged mind

[timmy]

rootbeer was a virgin for life be4fore he lost it to a fuckeing batshit insane australian woman who posted on the same forum as him. Lol.

[timmy]

thanks doli, i wanted to log in and post that, but you beat me to it

[timmy]

by like 5 hours

[lnopia the great]

rootbeer and debbie hooking up is great

[lnopia the great]

two birds in love

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa if your lurking or w/e i miss you girl, miss u so much

[jon]

8sjPFYohSn0

[jon]

5VVoGEFNYJ0

[rootbeer]

Encouraging this type of behavior is a bannable offense.

[rootbeer]

ruby the red dick autist

[steveyos YOLO]

Nobody can ever own you as much as you owned yourself these last few months

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.mole.my/sites/default/files/images/hulo.jpg

[rootbeer]

Nobody can ever own you as much as you owned yourself these last few months

Living in your parents house playing video games is the definition of being owned. Meanwhile I can go anywhere and do whatever I want.

[Garfield]

jihad josh is literally a slave

[timmy]

Living in your parents house playing video games is the definition of being owned. Meanwhile I can go anywhere and do whatever I want.

Minecraft

[cag]

Rootbeer is god's gift to women with his broken, useless dick. you people shouldn't argue with him,
he really knows what he's talking about, thatss why he flew thouasands of miles to fuck a crazy lady

[steveyos YOLO]

Not being able to penetrate an elderly woman's loose vagina without nutting off is the definition of being owned

[rootbeer]

Minecraft

playing minecraft in my own house atm, something you will never do :cool:

[Camoron]

Rootbeer makin that arm wrestling money

Heard u where the big star of AMCs new series Game of Arms

[rootbeer]

Rootbeer makin that arm wrestling money

Heard u where the big star of AMCs new series Game of Arms

lol i think they will show dave chafee beating me next season :/
went to a big event in columbus a few weeks back he won like 10gs that night

[timmy]

playing minecraft in my own house atm, something you will never do :cool:

yea, i dont plan on playing minecraft, and i dont prematurely ejaculate and make insane 50 year old womne unsatisfied,
io also
dont cry when lisa talks to tek
you cried for a woman old enough to have been your \mother

[timmy]

lmao you got used byt lisa
tek was all like "leave toorbet and we can be toether forever"
you cry
she kicks you out for the hundredth time(you cvan do ANYTHING:DD)
eventually youre on plane, tek tolls her he was lying, she cries, because she lost her STUPID RETARDED CASH PIG WHO IS STILL IN LOVE IWTH HER

[Garfield]

wow barry grow up what did rootbeer do to you[? sherman is his own man you honestly think hes sitting around in his kitchen getting all bothered over you and gush?

[timmy]

i just cant get that he tries to pretend hes a badass and nothing happened, like , i thought he was going to l eave forever

he threatened to leave over rep before, REP.. FUCKING REP and he wont leave forever over this? seriously, color me confused as FUCK

rootbeer more upset about getting neg repped/rep reset than lisa abusing him and taking his money more news at 6

[rootbeer]

wow barry grow up what did rootbeer do to you[? sherman is his own man you honestly think hes sitting around in his kitchen getting all bothered over you and gush?

NOT NOW MOM IM IN AN INTERNET ARGUEMENT

[rootbeer]

Btw No one got fucking trolled. Teknorat literally spent all day messaging Lisa while we lived together. Like all day every day. We would have sex and Teknorat would do the pillow talk he was basically cuckold to me. He quit the forum not me.

[timmy]

you have to post in the first place to quit

[rootbeer]

you have to post in the first place to quit

Having ruby hard delete ur posts is quitting

[timmy]

so lisa being banned is her quitting? :yeaok: the chinese steroids are clearly working

[rootbeer]

All Australians are tiny as fuck with a huge ego, napolean complex to the max

[timmy]

pulling statistics out of ass

[Autistic Spectrum]

wish i could turn lisa's account on and off, like just turn her account on for just this thread

[Autistic Spectrum]

would add a tag in front of it [LISA]Ruby and tek virgins for life, she would know what threads she could post in and if you want to totally avoid lisa, well u can just not post in lisa approved to post in threads

[juji]

It would be great if Rootbeer meets Gush instead of Lisa.

[Autistic Spectrum]

think his best and only shot with any ytmnsfw girl was with lisa, and he lived the dream

[maks]

he could get uconncagfan, she gets wet whenevr anyone talks about lisa and he knows a lot of stuff about lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya he could get gorehound larry from reject haven, who u of l card fan is

[maks]

he lives in connecticut, makes me want to move

[clay]

rootbeer still a technical virgin for life since he couldnt keep an erection long enough to enter lisas rotting pineapple flesh pussy and cum on her frog eggs

[Autistic Spectrum]

[Lisa]rotting pineapple flesh pussy and cum on her frog eggs

[steveyos YOLO]

rootbeer still a technical faggot for life

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer, meet, hung out with, got beat up by, and smelled the vagina of the prettiest, most down to earth smartest girl who has ever posted on these fourms, sure he did not cum deep deep inside her, but you know what he's got closer to lisa's wonderful vagina and retarded cat then any of you jealous slags did,

[Autistic Spectrum]

LISA'S A FUCKING ANGEL SENT DOWN FROM HEVAN TO MAKE ALL OF OUR LIVES BRIGHTER, HER MOM IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND SHE HAS HUGE VAGINA SPIDERS THAT PROTECT HER FROG EGGS, ONLY THE RIGHT SEED SHALL PASS THE WISE VAGINA SPIDERS

[rootbeer]

lol

[rootbeer]

XD

[rubycalaber]

Ruby and I engage in extremely vigorous, sensual and erotic sexual intercourse for several hours straight on a regular basis and Teknorat is married to a beautiful Korean woman.

But being a virgin for life would still be better than having any sort of sexual contact with Lisa.


ruby the red dick autist

That is the normal color for a healthy above average aroused human penis like Ruby's. You would know that if you did not have a broken circumcised micropenis.


Living in your parents house playing video games is the definition of being owned. Meanwhile I can go anywhere and do whatever I want.

Other than last for more than a few seconds.


playing minecraft in my own house atm, something you will never do :cool:

You are correct. Ruby will never play Minecraft because it is for casuals. Please reference Jon's youtube videos in this thread for a demonstration of Ruby's peak level operating skills in a real video game.


Btw No one got fucking trolled. Teknorat literally spent all day messaging Lisa while we lived together. Like all day every day. We would have sex and Teknorat would do the pillow talk he was basically cuckold to me. He quit the forum not me.

Crying because your lover would rather flirt with another man via instant message than be with you is classed as a Severe Jimmy Rustling in my troll tactics database.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa for mod

[rootbeer]

lol