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always stevey
03-28-2014, 08:14 AM
it is said that when dragons are done wit human femanons, they remain covered completely in semen for four shednigts.

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 09:59 AM
sperming skyrim

always stevey
03-28-2014, 10:01 AM
I have a really good parody song in mind for roo-sa

always stevey
03-28-2014, 10:05 AM
just lif-ting boul-ders was-nt good eeeenough,
a-so-ci-a-tion with an old witch,

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:03 PM
when a dragon is injured the dragons wheelchair can still roll over the bones of all who oppose the dragon and any pink haired witch on the same island where the dragon resides,
when a dragons feelings are hurt however the dragon must retreat to a dark corner of his dragon cave and in total darkness cry his fiery dragon tears

internutt
03-28-2014, 12:05 PM
like shutup

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:06 PM
internut is a faggot, there i said it. i finally said what everyon else has thought all these years, it's out there, laid all the cards on the table, internut's a fag

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:07 PM
interent ramones lmao, pls, you even had sigs, come on, really,

always stevey
03-28-2014, 12:07 PM
drag on

internutt
03-28-2014, 12:08 PM
thats not what yr mum said lest night when i was right shaggin 'er in my flat there m8

always stevey
03-28-2014, 12:09 PM
m8

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:09 PM
join a forum gang about it,

internutt
03-28-2014, 12:10 PM
look, im just gonna say it. all gimmacks aside. if you attempt to damage my internet reputation any further i will pull out all the stops. i'm talking about going all the way, no holds barred and nothing prohibited.

this is your first and last warning.

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:10 PM
the daycare bandit's ride again,eljoe get in here i need some back up

internutt
03-28-2014, 12:10 PM
This stops. Now.

End of Conversation.

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:13 PM
if you see pronoun at the next interent ramones meeting, tell that mother fucker i still have not forgot, and i'm coming for him,

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:14 PM
:biggun: :pink:

Garfield
03-28-2014, 12:15 PM
dp always wanted to be in the internet ramones

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:15 PM
never wanted that, never wanted fourm gangs roaming the halls of ytmnd fourms, keep the peace is my motto

internutt
03-28-2014, 12:16 PM
Well, I hate to break it to ye, but you've got war.

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 12:16 PM
codys crew, the interneut ramones, so many hurt feelings, so many shattered dreams

always stevey
03-28-2014, 01:21 PM
so much cum

Garfield
03-28-2014, 01:30 PM
right after rootbeer left lisa took a deep breath got in her luke warm inflatable bathtub and immediately got pregnant

always stevey
03-28-2014, 01:32 PM
because tek was in there

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 01:33 PM
i was really hoping the first rubynet forum baby came out of rootbeers journey to penguin island, but sadly his broken dick has crushed my dreams as well

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 01:34 PM
timothy nedm spath,,, what could have been,

always stevey
03-28-2014, 01:37 PM
can't count on cag and lisa they'll abort

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 01:40 PM
lisa would not abort her biological clock is :time:, if some retard is stupid enough to fuck her with out a rubber and can pay child support, lisa's having that baby, it's her meal ticket for the next 20 years

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 01:40 PM
cag, tho. cag murders her kids just for fun

Garfield
03-28-2014, 01:45 PM
just like her mom

Garfield
03-28-2014, 01:46 PM
cag crawled out oft he dumpster and into the stripclub where two elderly pimps raised her into their mosst prizedposesion

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 01:55 PM
i was really hoping the first rubynet forum baby came out of rootbeers journey to penguin island, but sadly his broken dick has crushed my dreams as well

My dick works fine, Lisa has a broken vagina.

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 01:56 PM
Loose as fuck and she had one period the entire time we lived together I doubt she can get pregnant at this point

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 01:57 PM
lisa's vagina is a brown rose, so delicate , so full of bee's

Garfield
03-28-2014, 01:58 PM
was she loose or

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 02:02 PM
She texted me a bunch begging for a forum account, and I explained that I was laid up with pneumonia. She just insulted me demanding an account. Also while we lived together the woman I considered my gramma died (I never knew my real grandparents) and I was in bed crying all day Lisa spent the whole day cybering Teknorat. Teknorat doesn't have a job or a wife btw, and he lives in his parents basement. They are both textbook sociopaths and I'm glad to be back in America. Case closed.

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 02:06 PM
Feels good getting that off my chest

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 02:15 PM
She texted me a bunch begging for a forum account, and I explained that I was laid up with pneumonia. She just insulted me demanding an account. Also while we lived together the woman I considered my gramma died (I never knew my real grandparents) and I was in bed crying all day Lisa spent the whole day cybering Teknorat. Teknorat doesn't have a job or a wife btw, and he lives in his parents basement. They are both textbook sociopaths and I'm glad to be back in America. Case closed.

jesus christ

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 02:16 PM
lisa, me and my entire family is on the brink of death,,,

FUICK YOU SHERAM GIVE ME YOUR RUBYNET ACCOUNT, GOTTA TELL THOSE FUCKERS A THING OR TWO ABOUT A THING OR TWO

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 02:17 PM
jesus christ

One time we were grocery shopping and in the middle of the store she started screaming at me saying if I didn't give her 300$ for weed she would leave me.

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 02:18 PM
She had legitimate problems that I won't make fun of here, but she is also in control of herself and chose to act this way. I never want to be Lisa's friend ever again

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 02:20 PM
I could go on and on

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 02:20 PM
you dodged a bullet, think what would have happened if you knocked her up, holy shit, 20 years of austliran child support and having to talk to lisa,

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 02:22 PM
you dodged a bullet, think what would have happened if you knocked her up, holy shit, 20 years of austliran child support and having to talk to lisa,

I tried to get her pregnant I don't think she can

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 02:26 PM
she has an incompetent cervix from the abortion, terror baby says it happens sometimes when they botch it

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 02:27 PM
you should send the backroom clinic she got the abortion at a thank you note

always stevey
03-28-2014, 02:39 PM
root beer this might sound unbelievable but everyone here already knew lisa was batshit insane remember when we were all like don't do it plug drugs nooooooooo, and he didn't but then you did for some reason lol

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 02:40 PM
really hope cag does not read the second page of this thread

always stevey
03-28-2014, 02:41 PM
really hope cag dies

always stevey
03-28-2014, 02:42 PM
jk

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 02:42 PM
really hope cag dies

:o

cag
03-28-2014, 02:55 PM
She texted me a bunch begging for a forum account, and I explained that I was laid up with pneumonia. She just insulted me demanding an account. Also while we lived together the woman I considered my gramma died (I never knew my real grandparents) and I was in bed crying all day Lisa spent the whole day cybering Teknorat. Teknorat doesn't have a job or a wife btw, and he lives in his parents basement. They are both textbook sociopaths and I'm glad to be back in America. Case closed.

lmao

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 02:56 PM
my worst fears,,

cag
03-28-2014, 02:56 PM
also lol @ your dead grandmother. ^__^

always stevey
03-28-2014, 04:21 PM
not cool

Autistic Spectrum
03-28-2014, 04:24 PM
lisa's womb is Barron and her vagina bleeds out bugs ad/ed and you think this is a time to make jokes, think again mister

Garfield
03-28-2014, 04:30 PM
actualization: cag is acting out her pain towards her dead mom by pretending death doesnt scare her, when in fact thats the only thing she has left to be afraid of.

cag
03-28-2014, 04:31 PM
what is wrong with you garfield why don't you care?

Gentleman Doli
03-28-2014, 04:48 PM
She texted me a bunch begging for a forum account, and I explained that I was laid up with pneumonia. She just insulted me demanding an account. Also while we lived together the woman I considered my gramma died (I never knew my real grandparents) and I was in bed crying all day Lisa spent the whole day cybering Teknorat. Teknorat doesn't have a job or a wife btw, and he lives in his parents basement. They are both textbook sociopaths and I'm glad to be back in America. Case closed.

hahahaha

Gentleman Doli
03-28-2014, 04:48 PM
Im glad to be back in America.

Lisa i misse you so much pleas coem back =[

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 04:54 PM
Im glad to be back in America.

Lisa i misse you so much pleas coem back =[
i blocked her phone number and on skype
my life is a lot better without that witch

Gentleman Doli
03-28-2014, 05:39 PM
well tahts good, but tehn theres the fact that u were begging for her to get back with u like two weeks ago, are u gonna own up to how that was really an enormous pussy move or are u gonna act like it never hapened

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 06:06 PM
well tahts good, but tehn theres the fact that u were begging for her to get back with u like two weeks ago, are u gonna own up to how that was really an enormous pussy move or are u gonna act like it never hapened

I don't owe u an explanation to you it's my life

rootbeer
03-28-2014, 06:06 PM
well tahts good, but tehn theres the fact that u were begging for her to get back with u like two weeks ago, are u gonna own up to how that was really an enormous pussy move or are u gonna act like it never hapened

I don't owe u an explanation to you it's my life

Cag.
07-13-2018, 05:59 PM
is this a stevey or rootbeet post?