Generic Desolation Nymph()maniac vol. 1 and 2 Review Thread

[Desolation]

terrible

[Desolation]

Will be on Netflix in 9 months

[rubycalaber]

it was a documentary about lisas life
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/lisa_zps0d60f846.png~original

[Autistic Spectrum]

how did you make it past the 1st vol i turned it off after like 20 mins,

[timmy]

lmao cant even watch a moviee without turning it off? what will your kids think...

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't know if u want to watch porn with the guy from transformers with kids

[Autistic Spectrum]

really obtuse porn,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i sat all the way though the melancholia because i wanted to watch everyone die

[timmy]

can you stop saying obtuse, it makes me remember OB stopped posting

[Autistic Spectrum]

ob is not obtuse, ob is a straight shooter and tells it like it is

[rootbeer]

Will be on Netflix in 9 months

Story of my life

[rootbeer]

really obtuse porn,

More like kids cartoons

[Desolation]

I kept expect something really edgy ;^) to happen but it didn't dp i feel had

[Autistic Spectrum]

have you seen other lars van whatever his name movies, i knew what it was going to be going in, i just did not expect it to be that bad

[Autistic Spectrum]

who else is really bad, the tree of life guy, terrence malick

[rootbeer]

Da fuck are u talking about lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://kickass.to/cheap-thrills-2013-720p-bluray-650mb-shaanig-t8877786.html

cheap thrills is a good indie movie that came out recently

[Autistic Spectrum]

well rootbeer deso is talking about this movie which sucked

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/?ref_=nv_sr_1

and the same director always makes werid terrible movies that are hard to follow

[Desolation]

hard to follow are you kidding me?

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's just nothing, didn't mean hard to follow, nothing happens,

[Desolation]

That's true, lars is fucking terrible

[Desolation]

There was a 'chapter' in the movie "The Dangerous Men" and it cuts to a bunch of hood looking niggers on a street corner. And I'm like "Oh, so she's going to get raped by a pack of niggers now this might be entertaining" *cut to two black men having a conversation about having sex with a girl and they treat her nicely and she gets to leave on her own free will and they never actually have sex with her because they are confused of how to double penetrate her* bravo lars

[Autistic Spectrum]

then the next secene is 20 mins of a sperm travling inside the nigger's balls, i hate plotless movies, how the fuck does it have a 7.5 on imdb

[Autistic Spectrum]

The Tree of Life (2011)

The story of a family in Waco, Texas in 1956. The eldest son witnesses the loss of innocence and struggles with his parents' conflicting teachings.


really is that what that movies was about , i thought it was a bunch of stock footage spliced together

[Desolation]

it was clearly targeted towards women and other 50 Shades fanatics. At the end there's a whole feminist rebirth that makes zero sense and it's just so fucking terrible.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870984/?ref_=nm_knf_i4

lmao mrs hyde is a 50 year old lady and had this movie poster in her sig

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.impawards.com/2009/posters/antichrist_xlg.jpg

[Desolation]

while that movie sucked dick at least a clit was sliced off, nymph()maniac was 4 hours of a 20-30 something girl having casual sex wow that never happens in real life

[Autistic Spectrum]

his movies have always been long and dragging but i can not do 4 hours, i can't be upset at a movie for 4 hours

[Autistic Spectrum]

his next movie will be the 3 hour epic story of a young man on his cross state jounry to pick up his aunt from the airport

[Desolation]

remember when he was in that Santa Fe convenient store filling up his tank and caught eyes with that pretty girl buying cigarettes that 15 minute scene had so much tension my pussy was so fucking wet

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe i'll watch the whole thing like i do regualr porn and just fast foward though most of it