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cag
03-24-2014, 10:11 PM
"I've never seen a real man's taint before, ya fuckhead Doli. Your voice is sexy,
I'm having a masturbation emergency because of your audible orgasmic voice. I'm gonna
flick me muff and take the piss out of me brown bits."

"Hitler nedm spath!" Doli screams whipping his cock out. Lisa slobbers his taint, leaving slimy streams of spit hanging from his balls. She mashes her face into his fat sack and while humming her favorite peter Gabriel song.

juji
03-24-2014, 10:14 PM
Im going to kill cag and doli

cag
03-24-2014, 10:15 PM
Juji and Lisa: an erotic deaf adventure:


.........

steveyos YOLO
03-24-2014, 10:17 PM
Stop posting you stupid orphan whore

cag
03-24-2014, 10:18 PM
I'm not an orphan! >:(

cag
03-24-2014, 10:19 PM
Jihad Josh and Cag will be my next literary masterpiece.

cag
03-24-2014, 10:26 PM
Dp stood up as Lisa pulled her dirty, technicolor thrift store clown sweater over her head and stoodwaiting for to rub heer mini boytits in his face

"bend over and show me that big brown, used-up dead baby hole."

Lisa bent over and spread her 40 year old meat flaps apart. Dp groaned.

"Come on, touch it and make it browner...wetter."

reno
03-24-2014, 10:28 PM
these disgusting fanfics are how cag gets herself off

rootbeer
03-24-2014, 10:28 PM
Rubynet book club

cag
03-24-2014, 10:35 PM
Lisa peaks around the corner of her bathroom wall, rooty the fat ass splayed like an elephant seal aaccross her couch, tugging his tiny wiener has he watched hey hey its Saturday on Australian cable.

"i wish he'd put his dick away, I find him so repulisive, my flesh moans in horror when he touches me, I feel so uncomfortable in my own home all guys ever wanna do is have sex with me omg" she thought quietly to herself as she gathered up the courage to be in the same room with Sherman and his needy cock.

She dreaded even going near him, he wasn't the star poster of rubynet, and she'd had to settle for him. next thing you know, he showed up at her place and over-stayed his welcome.

She couldn't shower without him, standing there... watching.. she couldn't even make a sandwich without him staring obsessively at her. She wanted to kill him. Stab and cut him to make him get away from her for a moments peace.

Garfield
03-24-2014, 10:43 PM
who knew a an orphan stripper addicted to crystal meth could read and write

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 10:47 PM
Cody, taking off his white kkk robe after a hard day the office, hangs it up on a hook, cag sitting on the couch underneath her faded horse picture, gives him a slight smile, he shurgs "another day another dead nigger" cag senseing codey is bored with his life, with her, with everything,sneaks into the bathroom and decides to ring up an old friend,, lisa, ya it' me cag, come over as quick as you can, bring your brown vagina with you and don't forget the extra bugs that live inside of your vagina, ,,

cag makes her man codey dinner and they sit down at the table, before cody can even take a bite of the shit cag mircowaved for him, there's an angry knock on the door, "Whos' that" - says codey, cag get's a huge shit eatting grin on her face and says, "why don't you answer it codey",,, it's lisa, stark naked, with a 5 gallon tub of cirso, he turns around and waht's this, cag is also buck naked, rubbing mircowave burriots all over her tiny frame,,,

it's supper time for codey

Garfield
03-24-2014, 10:50 PM
dp desperately trying to impress the unobtainable love of his life cag

Garfield
03-24-2014, 10:50 PM
look! i can be funny too!

Garfield
03-24-2014, 10:50 PM
sadly hes just reiterating something somebody else already did

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 10:51 PM
ya i acutally made up this terrible shit in the first placeyou retarded faggot, you are so out of your depth your making triple posts like you are bgd

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 10:52 PM
here's an acutal true erotic story, it's called garifled had cybersex with lisa

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 10:56 PM
garfiled, high on brick weed and hillbilly moonshine decicdes to come into tinychat, his fat girlfriend is out for the night shoping at costco picking up her troft of food for the weekend, as people start to file out of tinychat as it get's later and later , lisa is looking better and better with her pink hair and little boy tits,,, checking under his chair what's this its a flesh light,," lisa i lvoe you and this is what i would do to you if you where here " garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar while he fucks his flesh light for lisa, "it's so schelcy" says lisa as she rubs her brown bits

steveyos YOLO
03-24-2014, 10:57 PM
Garfield dont engage in cybersex with lisa again

steveyos YOLO
03-24-2014, 10:58 PM
Reporting this thread

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 10:59 PM
he did it a couple times, he's living a lie, making fun of cag for cyber fucking marco, and then he does that, shoving shit up his ass for lisa so she can get her sick and twisted kicks

juji
03-24-2014, 11:00 PM
cag stop it, you are very slutty evil

Autistic Spectrum
03-24-2014, 11:02 PM
cag's an evil bitch but at least she is not living a lie like garfield

cag
03-24-2014, 11:08 PM
im actually addicted to alcohol. its a lot different than meth, I tell ya

cag
03-24-2014, 11:09 PM
it was a dark and stormy night, jihad josh and cag lay naked, snuggling by a fire.

cag
03-24-2014, 11:14 PM
My name is Josh, jehova hosh of rubynet.," "And soon, you dumb ulgly bitch, i shall have you. fuck you cat avatar guy FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU" he screams punching cag repreatedely in the face between thrusts. her teeth sticking out of his knuckjles

steveyos YOLO
03-24-2014, 11:17 PM
Stop.

cag
03-24-2014, 11:18 PM
Josh kisses cag passionately on her asshole

cag
03-24-2014, 11:19 PM
.your ass tastes so amazing cat avatar guy im so sorry I was ever mean to you.

juji
03-24-2014, 11:28 PM
:plain:

cag
03-24-2014, 11:40 PM
got my finger hovering over the unfriend button, motherfucker

cag
03-24-2014, 11:41 PM
you will no longer having the luxury of keeping tabs on my non-existent horrible life.

Garfield
03-24-2014, 11:55 PM
shes talking to you dp

cag
03-25-2014, 12:04 AM
Garfield you have gone completely insane from all that krotom.

juji
03-25-2014, 12:05 AM
cag you should find a job about porn

cag
03-25-2014, 12:14 AM
elz is also on drugs

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:25 AM
garfiled has been lurking this thread for 26 mins pacing back and forth, waiting for me, to tell me that i am in love withcag, CAG ,i'm in love with you cag, all the things i say to you wheni talk all aweet about your murdered mom or your aborted toliet baby, cag, i love you, garifle you had cyber sex ith lisa ;)

juji
03-25-2014, 12:31 AM
whats about if me, dp and garfield we give triple penetration to cag?

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:37 AM
ya garfiled is the only one who travels thousands of miles to fuck varous fourm posters i'm afaraid he's on his own with that one

cag
03-25-2014, 12:39 AM
you are never going to get a girlfriend if you keep threatening to penetrate them, elz

steveyos YOLO
03-25-2014, 12:42 AM
I wouldn't kiss it but i sure would fist the hell out of your ass where you'd have to wear adult diapers the rest of your life

cag
03-25-2014, 12:44 AM
When I become a famous erotica novelist, your characters main role will be kissing and sexing my ass.

cag
03-25-2014, 12:44 AM
and I will reject you of course

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:44 AM
cag you are a skezzer and would be lucky to land a nice man like elz

cag
03-25-2014, 12:45 AM
I already have a boyfriend who is 6'5'' and could beat elz up

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:47 AM
your breaking stevey's heart

steveyos YOLO
03-25-2014, 12:53 AM
Your boyfriend is too fucking stupid to change your spark plugs or even punch you in your stupid face you dumb faggot

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:54 AM
her boyfriend plays starcraft and works at subway resuturant, cag gets all the free subs she can eat

cag
03-25-2014, 12:56 AM
my boyfriend isn't any good with cars, he is going to help me with my taxes and give me lots of sex

cag
03-25-2014, 12:56 AM
I will buy him many nice things.

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:58 AM
lol you make way way more money than he does selling your ass while he toils away as a sandwhich artist

cag
03-25-2014, 01:05 AM
sandwich artest lol

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:05 AM
boner artist^^^

cag
03-25-2014, 01:06 AM
you're provoking elezark.

juji
03-25-2014, 01:07 AM
you're provoking elezark.

by the way, who is elezzark?

cag
03-25-2014, 01:08 AM
by the way, who is elezzark?

how dare you try to fucking confuse me

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:10 AM
i like how cag uses everyone's old username she calls elz that instead of juji, and she calls marks98 by his old username, she calls me dp, like that bitch even has a clue

juji
03-25-2014, 01:10 AM
how dare you try to fucking confuse me

what? did you really think im elezzark? wow lmfao!

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:11 AM
cag has done her time and i forget the cody quote about the ytmsnw crew

cag
03-25-2014, 01:11 AM
jesus christ

cag
03-25-2014, 01:12 AM
I really need to stop posting

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:13 AM
starcraft is for korens

juji
03-25-2014, 01:13 AM
I really need to stop posting

Try to hump your pillow

timmy
03-25-2014, 01:13 AM
garfiled, high on brick weed and hillbilly moonshine decicdes to come into tinychat, his fat girlfriend is out for the night shoping at costco picking up her troft of food for the weekend, as people start to file out of tinychat as it get's later and later , lisa is looking better and better with her pink hair and little boy tits,,, checking under his chair what's this its a flesh light,," lisa i lvoe you and this is what i would do to you if you where here " garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar while he fucks his flesh light for lisa, "it's so schelcy" says lisa as she rubs her brown bits

+rep

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:14 AM
try it

timmy
03-25-2014, 01:14 AM
garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar

timmy
03-25-2014, 01:14 AM
where do you evn come up with this stuff

cag
03-25-2014, 01:15 AM
I wonder who would win in a fight Garfield or dp

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:17 AM
i would win cag, in a fourm fight because garfiled is a terrible poster lmao, and i would just shoot him irl i have not gotten into a fist fight since jr high, but i would still beat the shit outta you

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:18 AM
beat and bruise you, bite you all over, rough you up, nobody's gonna care,

cag
03-25-2014, 01:21 AM
bite me?

cag
03-25-2014, 01:22 AM
what the fuck

timmy
03-25-2014, 01:23 AM
if dp wasnt tied down i bet he would kidnap you

timmy
03-25-2014, 01:23 AM
i would if i could

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:23 AM
bright red bite marks all over your ass

cag
03-25-2014, 01:24 AM
you people are animals

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:24 AM
like tha little lererhcan irsih man did to you , that guy rules

cag
03-25-2014, 01:25 AM
getting bit fucking sucks, and even worse that asshole just came out of nowhere and bit me right on
the ass I had to touch it afterword because I was sure he had ripped me open because the pain was so bad but it wasn't. ^__^ it went away and so did he

cag
03-25-2014, 01:26 AM
the irsh guy is actually the hat guy not to be confused with the bite guy or the weed guy

rootbeer
03-25-2014, 07:41 AM
What a twist

rootbeer
03-25-2014, 07:44 AM
you are never going to get a girlfriend if you keep threatening to penetrate them, elz
Give Elz a chance you slut

the president of sex
03-25-2014, 08:55 AM
"Hitler nedm spath!"

haha

always stevey
03-25-2014, 10:05 AM
am I or fjs mentioned itt

steveyos YOLO
03-25-2014, 10:18 AM
I really need to stop posting

If you think posting obscene stuff pertaining to me is gonna score you a cybersex session with me think again you little bitch

Garfield
03-25-2014, 11:43 AM
dp is such a weakling

Garfield
03-25-2014, 11:48 AM
garfiled then moans with a twang that sounds like someone ripping out the strings on a guitar

barry mumbles something bout suicide into his soggy pillow, he takes one last deep breath and screams GUSHHHHHH toward the heavens. he collapses onto his parents bedroom floor and a charm bracelet rolls out of his hand lying unclaspsed next to his last losing scratchie

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 11:57 AM
you where nf in 2002 when gush posted here, 10 years later, you are still nf and still talking about gush,

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 11:57 AM
garfiled you had cybersex with lisa,

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 11:58 AM
way worse then falling in love with gush

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:02 PM
dp grasping at straws repeating the same unfunny grbage from last week desperately trying to make an impression on cag

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:03 PM
after signing up t fjs to be closer to his love cag, he was heartbroken to see that she was already in another reltionship with jihad josh

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:03 PM
jumping from poster to poster just to get her fix

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:03 PM
using them all for rep points

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:03 PM
dp thinks to himself, was.. was i just rep points ....is that all i am to her..

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:04 PM
haha ya me and cag, man the abortion joke i just made about her killing her baby, some gush leveal shit lmao gonna send her charmbarclets

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:06 PM
dp is getting mad because im interuppting his 300 posts about lisa and cag daily quota

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:06 PM
you are trying really hard to be funny it's really sad garfiled to watch you post lol, i never read your posts before much like everyone else but then you fell in love with lisa, and your all i think about now and how terrible you are lmao

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:06 PM
he just has to stop what hes doing and reply to me

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:06 PM
lol you stepped up your lisa game went from 200 too 300,,, talk about your 300 dollor occuslus rift next

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:07 PM
another post about lisa

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:08 PM
if only cheyah would come back to get your back because nobody but lisa and rootbeer will ^_^

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:08 PM
garfiled make a gush post 5 years after she quit

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:10 PM
ive always been a lone ranger dp , ve never tried to make anyone like me

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:10 PM
tim gush , chickens, dp , lisa cag, god dam man you defensive mechanisms are outta control

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:11 PM
a lone ranger, more like tried for years and years to fit in, while the interent rameones crushed your dreams then you just blended into the backround till you where the last man standing

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:12 PM
the internet ramones lmao god youre such a fag

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:13 PM
YOU WILL NEVER BE AN INTERENT RAMONE GARFIELD

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:13 PM
4 pages of dp posting about me

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:13 PM
i think the interent ramones where after gush

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:13 PM
whom you still talk about daily

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:13 PM
gush gush gush hedi gelet, tim , chickens, ,

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:14 PM
garfiled your just happy anyone is talking about you, you boring faggot

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:14 PM
that was my only dream dp, after iwc left because everyone realized she was horrendously fat and unfunny (ooops) i thought i would have a chance

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:15 PM
i think she finally accepetd you into her and internutt's and marks club when she was around a while back but by that time it was too late,

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:16 PM
dp remembers everything abotu me

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:17 PM
i remeber everything abotu everyone i have a very good mermoery i don't huff paint and shove shit up my ass like you do, so i'm not hanging on by 3 brain cells

cag
03-25-2014, 12:17 PM
dp remembers everything about everything except he gets his passwords all mixed up and forgets which emails he's used to make the account.

cag
03-25-2014, 12:18 PM
he remembers threads from like 5 years ago and who made them.

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:18 PM
i remeber the time you had cyber sex with lisa

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:18 PM
dp has adult adhd

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:18 PM
do you, did you watch?

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:18 PM
*squecly*

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:18 PM
do you still think about it everyday

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:18 PM
because it definitely happened

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:19 PM
garfiled has a drug problem lmao, he's accited to drugs and lisa's brown bits

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:19 PM
dp literally watched me have sex with lisa

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:20 PM
lisa posted about it non stop for 2 weeks it happend try to deny it didn't like tim denys the holocasut, bnoth things happen, 6 millon dead, you fucked a flesh light on cam whle lisa flicked her muff

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:20 PM
it would not have happend if i was in there because i would have been screaming at both of you 2 stop

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:21 PM
because it voliates the laws of man and nature

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:21 PM
dp staring at the tiny skype window MAXIMIZE DAMN IT MAXIMIZE trying to make out lisas tiny tittys because my throbbing cock is taking up the entire screen

cag
03-25-2014, 12:23 PM
dp has adult adhd
tha
thats not adhd, thats more of what i have, because i can't keep the threads organized in my head. thats like insane genius, like the guy from dream catcher who gets trapped in his own head, hiding from the alien. what a dumb movie dreamcatcher was lol

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:24 PM
i would have been yelling at you to think about your actions , because you where obvisously hopped on goofballs or something to have such poor judgement

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:24 PM
tha
thats not adhd, thats more of what i have, because i can't keep the threads organized in my head. thats like insane genius, like the guy from dream catcher who gets trapped in his own head, hiding from the alien. what a dumb movie dreamcatcher was lol

cag i have an iq of over 9000

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:25 PM
i have to use my mind for work,i sadly can not trick retards out of money while talking off my clothes, your mind is a muscle you 2 if you don't use it, it will break like rootbeers dick

cag
03-25-2014, 12:27 PM
cag i have an iq of over 9000

im afraid to test my iq, im afraid of the truth

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:29 PM
iq tests are worthless much like garfileds entire posting carrer

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:31 PM
posting career

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:31 PM
get a life lmao

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:32 PM
dp is mildly successful on an internet forum obsessively making posts about peope he doesntknow on a forum no one he knows will ever read

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:33 PM
im just bored and tired of having to see cag and lisa threads thanks for keeping me entertained for an hour

cag
03-25-2014, 12:34 PM
He says posting career ironically though.

cag
03-25-2014, 12:34 PM
im just bored and tired of having to see cag and lisa threads thanks for keeping me entertained for an hour
make another krotam thread.

cag
03-25-2014, 12:35 PM
I will try Krotom soon, since my latest xani binge i need something else

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:35 PM
He says posting career ironically though.

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:35 PM
ill mail you the rest of my xanax for some cali nose candy

cag
03-25-2014, 12:35 PM
can't find it anywhere and I have problems with opiates being mailed to my house.

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:35 PM
ive got like 32 left

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:35 PM
2mg

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:36 PM
cag i dont want toembarras you here because i might ruin your posting career but xanax isnt an opiate

cag
03-25-2014, 12:36 PM
ill mail you the rest of my xanax for some cali nose candy
if you're gonna send nose candy, send cocaine its the only thing I will put in my jew nose.

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:38 PM
acutal drug addcits making acautal drug deals

cag
03-25-2014, 12:38 PM
also, xanis seem to make me violent and aggressive, I'll probably end up murdering someone and masterbating in their blood if I take anymore of that shit.

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:39 PM
garfield can't fit in on a backwater interent fourm for 10 years so he had to turn to drugs sad really

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:39 PM
cag your a coke whore shut up holy shit

cag
03-25-2014, 12:39 PM
sorry Dp, all my mushy little brain has is drugs, I use them to escape reality, so I don't have to think about the future, its so painful, I know I will die on the street giving handjobs for an ebt swipe for a crust of bread.

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:39 PM
cag your nose is beautiful dont let any tell you other wise

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:40 PM
ignore dp hes just here to improve his posting career he doesnt actually care about you

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:40 PM
huff gas , get your fix,

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:41 PM
lol garfiled posting carrer lamo gush,

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:42 PM
cag had cybersex with marco and garfiled had cybersex with lisa and they are both junkies i am putting this down in my execl spread sheet right now, it's starting to add up

cag
03-25-2014, 12:42 PM
drugs

cag
03-25-2014, 12:42 PM
I'm practically the female plug drugs, he is onto something.

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:43 PM
popping pills and fucking things for strangers on camera, so edgey

cag
03-25-2014, 12:43 PM
I love you, Lisa. I'm having a panic attack

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:43 PM
rubynetpostingcarrers.xls tells the tale

cag
03-25-2014, 12:43 PM
yeah garfield sucks

cag
03-25-2014, 12:44 PM
but he deleted all my porn so he's a decent fella

Gentleman Doli
03-25-2014, 12:44 PM
garfield talks about dp falign in love with cag and then proceeds 2 make drug deals with her/empty quot her

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:46 PM
doli mad because cag ignored him on ytmnsfw and is falling head over heels for dps lucrative posting career while doli rots away getting an education and making a ma out of himself. no wonder cag doesnt want him

cag
03-25-2014, 12:48 PM
lmao garfiield its the other way around.

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:49 PM
yes cag thats called irony

always stevey
03-25-2014, 12:50 PM
I would be better off not knowing any of you

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:50 PM
garfiled is confsued and frightened people are talking to him and about him, he does not know what to do he' getting is fact all messed up

always stevey
03-25-2014, 12:50 PM
garf though yes the rest no

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:52 PM
dp finally part of the fjs crew

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:52 PM
after repeatedly trying to sign up for the better part of a year

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:53 PM
this will surely be somthing i put on my posting resume!

cag
03-25-2014, 12:53 PM
signed up on this site because it guaranteed an ecounter, signed upp to meet girls and have gotten nothing but countless offer for cock and the only girl around my age range thats interested is 10000 of miles away

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:53 PM
(for my posting career)

always stevey
03-25-2014, 12:53 PM
I'm installing m-kernel then switching to fjs for the remainder of the day

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:54 PM
signed up on this site because it guaranteed an ecounter, signed upp to meet girls and have gotten nothing but countless offer for cock and the only girl around my age range thats interested is 10000 of miles away

cag lisa is your best friend you said it yourself on tinychat, "the two of us actually have so much in common its scary"

Garfield
03-25-2014, 12:54 PM
"me and lis would probably be pretty good friends if we ever met up"

cag
03-25-2014, 12:55 PM
cag lisa is your best friend you said it yourself on tinychat, "the two of us actually have so much in common its scary"

i don't want an old one. I want a young one with normal hair and who isn't 200lbs plus

cag
03-25-2014, 12:55 PM
so many fatties it makes me sick

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 12:56 PM
cag did you ever have cybersex with lisa and private message her that you where her good friend,

cag
03-25-2014, 12:58 PM
Furthermore, i she needs to be far enough away from me so that I can dump her when after I've gotten what I wanted.

cag
03-25-2014, 12:59 PM
Never private messaged Lisa. I find her offensive.

cag
03-25-2014, 12:59 PM
Lisa probably beats upp all her lesbian lovers, after what that evil bitch did to sherman

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:08 PM
garfiled is a huge faggot i think people forget this from time to time while he slips into the backround

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:09 PM
lol, he had cybersex with lisa and is cag and codeys friend

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:19 PM
its a pepsi and goldfish kind of afternoon

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:22 PM
the occulaus rift sucks thorwing my dev kit in the trash

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:22 PM
made this stupid game of thornes thing, and now, i never want to put those stomach chunners on again

cag
03-25-2014, 01:26 PM
game of thrones is awful

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:28 PM
the sdk for it worse , mix a huge gay ice wall and a terrible techonolgy an you get a stupid looking pair of goggles going on ebay

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:29 PM
never looked at the got sdk what is it?

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:37 PM
the got sdk is a mix of pills, moonshine, and poor life decicsions

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:39 PM
dp trying to run me into the ground, hes out of lisa and cag jokes

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:40 PM
i should have never even challeged him he is proving that to me

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:40 PM
theres no way i have the autistic stamina to sit around and do this all day

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:41 PM
im going to go snort some oxys, fuck the couch cushions, and casually play call of duty

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:42 PM
maybe ill skype with my girlfriend lisa later and well plan trolls with cag

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:42 PM
cag comes up with some really great trolls, her and lisa are masterminds when they are working together

cag
03-25-2014, 01:47 PM
cag comes up with some really great trolls, her and lisa are masterminds when they are working together

Dp made this same post over a year ago.

cag
03-25-2014, 01:47 PM
get with the times

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:48 PM
lol he's so mad he reguarted like 30 of my posts in a row from last year, and reaplaced my name , gush, hedi glet,,

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:48 PM
garfiled is getting very upset

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:48 PM
ok sorry bb

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:49 PM
cag is actually pretty hot for forum girl

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:49 PM
gush,,, chickens tim, GUSH YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH EHR

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:49 PM
dp posts so much youre bound to see a good post now and then

Garfield
03-25-2014, 01:50 PM
his kd ratio s terrible but i guess its the amount of matches won

cag
03-25-2014, 01:54 PM
I shouldn't ever have children.

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:54 PM
i'm prett sure garfiled is still trying this whole thing cause he parroted what reno said like a week ago he came up with the briltant idea that i am in love with cag, and she with me, in between e me threating cag's life and making fun of her murdered mom and abrtion we have fallen in love, but deep down garfiled wants to fuck fourm girls, put another notch in his belt next to poor piss jugs, cag's his best shot but he's gotta take out me doli and stevey before he even stands a chance, lmao what a faggot

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:55 PM
garfiled has also had cybersex with lisa so that factors into this

Autistic Spectrum
03-25-2014, 01:56 PM
he e-fucked lisa, in tinychat, and private messages her heart flet notes about there deep friendship

rootbeer
03-25-2014, 02:19 PM
also, xanis seem to make me violent and aggressive, I'll probably end up murdering someone and masterbating in their blood if I take anymore of that shit.

wat

Autistic Spectrum
11-11-2014, 05:40 PM
"I've never seen a real man's taint before, ya fuckhead Doli. Your voice is sexy,
I'm having a masturbation emergency because of your audible orgasmic voice. I'm gonna
flick me muff and take the piss out of me brown bits."

"Hitler nedm spath!" Doli screams whipping his cock out. Lisa slobbers his taint, leaving slimy streams of spit hanging from his balls. She mashes her face into his fat sack and while humming her favorite peter Gabriel song.
as cag poured a bit of ranch dressing on jon's deformed ear and nibbled on it like cauliflower she thought to her self,, i've made it, my dead mom is looking down from heaven right now with a big smile on her fat face

Autistic Spectrum
11-11-2014, 05:43 PM
Cody, taking off his white kkk robe after a hard day the office, hangs it up on a hook, cag sitting on the couch underneath her faded horse picture, gives him a slight smile, he shurgs "another day another dead nigger" cag senseing codey is bored with his life, with her, with everything,sneaks into the bathroom and decides to ring up an old friend,, lisa, ya it' me cag, come over as quick as you can, bring your brown vagina with you and don't forget the extra bugs that live inside of your vagina, ,,

cag makes her man codey dinner and they sit down at the table, before cody can even take a bite of the shit cag mircowaved for him, there's an angry knock on the door, "Whos' that" - says codey, cag get's a huge shit eatting grin on her face and says, "why don't you answer it codey",,, it's lisa, stark naked, with a 5 gallon tub of cirso, he turns around and waht's this, cag is also buck naked, rubbing mircowave burriots all over her tiny frame,,,

it's supper time for codey

cagordon
11-11-2014, 05:59 PM
as cag poured a bit of ranch dressing on jon's deformed ear and nibbled on it like cauliflower she thought to her self,, i've made it, my dead mom is looking down from heaven right now with a big smile on her fat face
Dp emerges from between lisas legs grinning. A wet brown smear gleaming on the bridge of his nose...

Gentleman Doli
11-11-2014, 06:03 PM
Fcking rofl cag youve done it again!

Autistic Spectrum
11-11-2014, 06:04 PM
cag you ever think of making a kindle book of fourm eroicta

Gentleman Doli
11-11-2014, 06:05 PM
cag stop it, you are very slutty evil

cagordon
11-11-2014, 06:09 PM
Retreat! Retreat to the herpetarium!

cagordon
11-11-2014, 06:10 PM
I want to write star trek fan fic staring the posters aboard the uss rubynet

m0nde
11-11-2014, 07:09 PM
forum denizens living near a cag hole on ds9

jon
11-11-2014, 08:02 PM
Cody, taking off his white kkk robe after a hard day the office, hangs it up on a hook, cag sitting on the couch underneath her faded horse picture, gives him a slight smile, he shurgs "another day another dead nigger" cag senseing codey is bored with his life, with her, with everything,sneaks into the bathroom and decides to ring up an old friend,, lisa, ya it' me cag, come over as quick as you can, bring your brown vagina with you and don't forget the extra bugs that live inside of your vagina, ,,

cag makes her man codey dinner and they sit down at the table, before cody can even take a bite of the shit cag mircowaved for him, there's an angry knock on the door, "Whos' that" - says codey, cag get's a huge shit eatting grin on her face and says, "why don't you answer it codey",,, it's lisa, stark naked, with a 5 gallon tub of cirso, he turns around and waht's this, cag is also buck naked, rubbing mircowave burriots all over her tiny frame,,,

it's supper time for codey

laughed so fucking hard i almost vomited

Poopalew
11-11-2014, 08:05 PM
laughed so fucking hard i almost vomited

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