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Gentleman Doli
03-19-2014, 04:59 PM
is rapidly approaching

Garfield
03-19-2014, 05:10 PM
yeah it happened to barry, one can only be in the spotlight for so long until they start to melt

Garfield
03-19-2014, 05:11 PM
all that star dom goes to their heads

Garfield
03-19-2014, 05:12 PM
lisas 15 months of fame

timmy
03-19-2014, 05:28 PM
ITT you realize that: garfield was never a star

Garfield
03-19-2014, 05:30 PM
actualization: barry was the first lisa.

timmy
03-19-2014, 05:38 PM
actualization: garfield stuck a plastic bottle up his ass and wore his mothers makeup

Garfield
03-19-2014, 05:40 PM
barry doesnt know what actualization means

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 05:41 PM
a plastic bottle? pepsi?

Garfield
03-19-2014, 05:42 PM
prove it barry

timmy
03-19-2014, 05:42 PM
:)

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 05:43 PM
lisa is tearing you both apart.

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 05:43 PM
i thought that was adair

timmy
03-19-2014, 05:45 PM
i thought that was adair

ask stomple, garfield was really high/drunk and was moving around on his bed on all fours, with a ninja sword(a real one) gripped with his teeth and there was a bottle, that happened to be shoved like that WoW nerd shoving the remote controller

timmy
03-19-2014, 05:45 PM
hey im not here to fight with garfield i just really am entertained by that memory, its golden, thank you- garifeld.

timmy
03-19-2014, 05:46 PM
its funny because he has dignity

Garfield
03-19-2014, 05:46 PM
<<<<<< #1 type fighter

timmy
03-19-2014, 05:47 PM
unlike lisa if she shoved a samurai sword up her ass i wouldnt even laugh

Garfield
03-19-2014, 05:48 PM
barry that was a dark time in my life when i was addicted to wine coolers and robitussin

rootbeer
03-19-2014, 06:10 PM
barry that was a dark time in my life when i was addicted to wine coolers and robitussin

:badone:

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 06:12 PM
Sherman (who was with his girlfriend an hour ago) logs back on to beg lisa to come back with him

Garfield
03-19-2014, 06:13 PM
OMG CAG QUIT TALKING ABOut LISA for 5 MINUTES

rootbeer
03-19-2014, 06:13 PM
Sherman (who was with his girlfriend an hour ago) logs back on to beg lisa to come back with him

Clarissa (who sucks cock for blow) bla bla bla

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 06:15 PM
Sherman, who needs to pay to get girls to suck his cock lmao

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 06:15 PM
Sherman, who blows his load faster than the speed of light

Gentleman Doli
03-19-2014, 06:16 PM
Clarissa who loves to eat pussy

rootbeer
03-19-2014, 06:18 PM
Clarissa, the midget hobo stripper, cackled with delight

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 06:20 PM
But you love hobos rooty, you took one to the carnival like 200 times.

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 06:21 PM
not only do you shoot your load in seconds, but your idea of a date is going to the same carnival you visited 50 times before that very month.

Gentleman Doli
03-19-2014, 06:21 PM
Clarissa who licks her lips when she sees old pictures of liss

reno
03-19-2014, 06:22 PM
what is wrong with you guys

rootbeer
03-19-2014, 06:23 PM
*clarissa dies*

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 06:24 PM
How do you think it would make Debbie feel to know she's just a back up plan? lmao

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 06:27 PM
what is wrong with you guys

I'm not drunk

lnopia the great
03-19-2014, 07:24 PM
How do you think it would make Debbie feel to know she's just a back up plan? lmao

she would probably be ok with it as long as plan a is over

lnopia the great
03-19-2014, 07:24 PM
clarlisa

rootbeer
03-19-2014, 07:27 PM
How do you think it would make Debbie feel to know she's just a back up plan? lmao

I had a crush on her forever but she was married, not a back up plan at all

rootbeer
03-19-2014, 07:28 PM
what is wrong with you guys

A lot

maks
03-19-2014, 07:47 PM
if reno needs to ask that question he doesn't understand this place as well as I thought he did

Gentleman Doli
03-19-2014, 08:31 PM
two words: Adolf Hitler sucked my balls at Burning Man

Jibblez
03-19-2014, 08:39 PM
I had a crush on her forever but she was married, not a back up plan at all


When you're begging lisa to come back, is this before or after you shoot your load on debbies face?

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 08:47 PM
cag's an evil bitch, lisa's even worse, debbie sounds nice, maybe get her to post here and kick these 2 skeezers to the curb

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 08:49 PM
*clarissa dies*

Nope.

Gentleman Doli
03-19-2014, 08:50 PM
Lisa likes Cag now (????)

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 08:50 PM
cag's an evil bitch, lisa's even worse, debbie sounds nice, maybe get her to post here and kick these 2 skeezers to the curb

You take the cake. Eat your shit and die.

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 08:51 PM
Lisa likes Cag now (????)

*bitch slaps you pretty hard*

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 08:52 PM
A lot

Well that's your answer to what's wrong with you. Nice to see you be honest for once in your pathetic life.

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 08:52 PM
Lisa likes Cag now (????)

cag kissed and licked lisa's nipples more, switching rapidly from one to the other as cag rubbed and gently squeezed her little boy tits. Still rubbing her nipples with cag's tiny hands, cag began to slowly kiss and lick her way down lisa's belly to lisa's pussy. lisa's legs parted for mcag, but cag wasn’t going to give lisa the satisfaction just yet.

cag licked the inside of her thigh and blew cold air over the wet part, watching goosebumps rise over lisa's skin. cag gently tickled and rubbed the insides of lisa's thigh, occasionally getting within an inch or two of her wet brown pussy but never touching it. lisa's skin, from head to toe, was flushed and her muscles trembled. cag wanted her good and sensitive.

“Please, Cag… please fuck me…” lisa said, between gasps and moans.

cag gently parted lisa's pussy lips with her fingers, massaging lisa's wetness with her thumbs. cag eased the tip of her first finger inside of lisa, and then slid in another. cag writhed her fingers inside of lisa, feeling every inch of her incredibly brown vagina. All the while cag licked and sucked gently on lisa's swollen clit, enjoying the taste of her.

“Oh, God… yes, Cag, yes… that’s good… keep doing that…” Lisa moaned and twitched above cag, lisa's hands bracing against the wall of the infaltable bathtub so she could remain standing. lisa's legs were shaking as her moans rapidly turned to gasps and screams. The hot water that ran down lisa's body onto cag's smelled like her sweat and desire.

cag pressed her face even harder into lisa’s heated cunt and began to lick her sweet clit while thrusting her fingers in and out of lisa. cag never expected lisa to respond so quickly, and within seconds cag was using her other hand to hold her from falling on the floor as lisa yelled and shook with a tremendous orgasm. lisa thrust against cag's face with every wave, leaving cag completely drenched.

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 08:54 PM
Dp. Eat your own shit and die. I won't tell you again.

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 08:56 PM
Show me your dad's cock dp before you do.

Retard. Check yourself.

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 08:56 PM
lisa your a turd burglar

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 08:58 PM
stealing turds all over the place
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2bfpKb9c1r2gow4o1_400.gif

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 08:58 PM
Oh I'm sorry, were you eating that?

Here take it back, choke on it and die.

Have a nice day XD hope it's the day you die for real.

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 08:59 PM
lisa thinking about turds alot lately since she lives in flith and shit, and it's all aroudn her,

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:00 PM
Ok WELP

you know my sentiments towards you.

BYE.

always stevey
03-19-2014, 09:01 PM
Retard. Check yourself.

always stevey
03-19-2014, 09:01 PM
dp please check yourself before you wreck yourself 'cause readin lisa posts is bad for your health

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:03 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/b96e6bbb61f6ad6dece72004409f6b96/tumblr_mljnv2LTdu1qdyupno1_1280.jpg

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:05 PM
stevey your mayor mc cheese in this whole thing i am trying to start up here, lisa is the hamburlgar, cag well she's the fry guys(all of the fry guys)

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:07 PM
dp please check yourself before you wreck yourself 'cause readin lisa posts is bad for your health
Nah.

Want him wrecked no joke bubble.

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:10 PM
Nah.

Want him wrecked no joke bubble.

i understand the first part, the Nah. part, and the last part, the bubble part(sort of) but the rest of it ,so much uhhhhhh lisa, maybe take a walk a bout down to outback steak ouse and get one of those bllooming onions, come back with your belly full , your head clear, and post words that make sense

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:17 PM
Pot calling the kettle black while I wake up and make myself 200 cups of tea while I count how many times I actually want you to go to hell.... have any idea how many times that might be retard?

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:19 PM
I wipe the fucking floor with you.

Kill yourself dp. It would make my fucking day and then I can deliberately not go to your funeral.

Die.

Have a shit sucking day turd sucker.

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:19 PM
i saw the number 200 before i scrolled to the quick reply box,

jon
03-19-2014, 09:21 PM
i don't even think i know what actualization means anymore

jon
03-19-2014, 09:22 PM
4 Hours Ago
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it was four hours ago

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:22 PM
it's the root word of acutally

always stevey
03-19-2014, 09:28 PM
who is mayor mc cheese, I don't watch anime

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:28 PM
be runs mcdonalds he's the ceo

always stevey
03-19-2014, 09:28 PM
maybe take a walk a bout down to outback steak ouse and get one of those bllooming onions,

omg

always stevey
03-19-2014, 09:29 PM
ok well as ceo I declare cag has to wear stripper outfits 24/7 at work

always stevey
03-19-2014, 09:29 PM
i saw the number 200 before i scrolled to the quick reply box,

Garfield
03-19-2014, 09:32 PM
i don't even think i know what actualization means anymore

i just thought it was a made up word?

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:32 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/640434ccddf84154845b7c2ea11820e3/tumblr_mieysuoj0b1qiuodso1_500.gif

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:36 PM
i just thought it was a made up word?

Lol

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:37 PM
omg

*circles side of head with finger*

Someone I know has mental problems.

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:38 PM
lisa when's the last time you slept, and how long did you sleep for

Garfield
03-19-2014, 09:38 PM
lisas hair is fjs pink

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:40 PM
i bet lisa's hair can't sign up at that broke ass fourm either, her hair is def flaggerchat on tor

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:42 PM
lisa when's the last time you slept, and how long did you sleep for

Just woke up.

You? You seem to have severe mental problems... but I'm going to dare to venture that that is the least of your problems right now.:twisted:

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:47 PM
tell me my other problems lisa

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:49 PM
lisa if plug drugs shows up outside my house and tries to kill me, i swear to god i will give tim 20 grand to kill your cat

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:55 PM
lisa if plug drugs shows up outside my house and tries to kill me, i swear to god i will give tim 20 grand to kill your cat

He'll take that money, turn up on my doorstep, not kill my cat and he'll fuck me.

Then he and I will both take my cat, give it a spikey space helmet and then shove my cat up your ass. She'll hate you so much that when she dies her spirit will drag you down to the gates of hell where you belong.

Eat your own shit and die.

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:56 PM
i;ll give tim 20 grand to raw dog you, lisa,

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:57 PM
And then she can go to heaven because she's my little angel without wings.

Gentleman Doli
03-19-2014, 09:57 PM
thats not lisa

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:57 PM
i;ll give tim 20 grand to raw dog you, lisa,poor kid

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 09:57 PM
thats not lisa
;)

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:57 PM
ya it's garfiled on his old account , up to his old tricks

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:58 PM
but i want to get him to sove more sutff up his butt, but make him think it was his idea

Gentleman Doli
03-19-2014, 09:58 PM
Lisa would never talk so carelessly about her cats death, garfieldn, the jig is up,,,

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 09:59 PM
post an ip tracker garfiled make everyone think your flaggerchat

Garfield
03-19-2014, 10:00 PM
see ya at fjs

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 10:00 PM
My mummy hates cats.

Lisa loves cats.

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 10:01 PM
FUCKTURD

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 10:02 PM
i don't know what's worse, lisa and cag, or people pretneding to be lisa and cag

Autistic Spectrum
03-19-2014, 10:02 PM
there all very horrible,

jon
03-19-2014, 10:07 PM
i just thought it was a made up word?

i think me or m0nde made it up, i dont even remember, sort of an alternative to > implying

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 10:08 PM
i don't know what's worse, lisa and cag, or people pretneding to be lisa and cag

You by a long shot.

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 10:08 PM
i think me or m0nde made it up, i dont even remember, sort of an alternative to > implying

Lol

rootbeer
03-19-2014, 10:12 PM
i;ll give tim 20 grand to raw dog you, lisa,

I accept pay pal and western union

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
03-19-2014, 10:14 PM
getr fuck rooty

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 10:14 PM
I accept pay pal and western union

Lol

For 2 second's work that's not bad :p

Lisa's Babysitter
03-19-2014, 10:15 PM
getr fuck rooty
Lol

steveyos666
06-05-2014, 07:01 AM
Tapatalk got me thinking theses new ugh

steveyos666
06-05-2014, 07:02 AM
the pro version is gone for some reason they might actually finally be crashing and burning it doesn't matter how good an app is, there's always a human or two behind it

steveyos666
06-05-2014, 07:03 AM
and humans are really gay and stupid and so many times they'll get something perfect like google maps on android, then outta the clear blue LET'S FUCK IT UP

steveyos666
06-05-2014, 07:04 AM
that might not be the case with tapatalk but I'm hoping it is honestly and that forum runner makes a comeback

cag
06-05-2014, 01:54 PM
actualization: garfield stuck a plastic bottle up his ass and wore his mothers makeup

steveyos666
06-05-2014, 02:00 PM
I just had two flashlights up my ass but no makeup

steveyos666
06-05-2014, 02:00 PM
garf was just doing a tribute to adiar so what?

cag
06-05-2014, 02:03 PM
I have no idea I never saw him do any of that stuff but I've seen little snippets all over the forum of garfield havingg hemmeroids????? im sure that bottle really messed him up

Dirty Beatle
06-27-2014, 09:41 PM
Loser