I'd cum in my pants if there was a dominos on the island

[Lisa's Babysitter]

and I had some pot.

[steveyos YOLO]

I bet rooty came on your pants when you weren't even wearing them

[Lisa's Babysitter]

We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Sorry rooty but it's out there now and I gotta deal too.

Should have kept your fat mouth shut when I told you the first 200 times.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I've got to make light of it

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Oh well, he can go enjoy his swamp whore.

[always stevey]

m0nde

[lnopia the great]

lisa you are going to die alone

[lnopia the great]

only m0nde will attend your funeral

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Stop wishing I'd give a fuck about you drop-kick.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Oh no wait, I really want you there to look at me when I die, you are so important to my death and life like that.

Loser.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I wish I had a moronic brown toothed mole with me. Then my life would be complete.

[always stevey]

only m0nde will attend your funeral

[Jibblez]

Get fucked sherman

[timmy]

We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"

for some reason i dont believe anything you say, you stupid whore

[roxtoyz666]

wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .

[timmy]

ive been diagnosede its called im gay

[roxtoyz666]

wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .

im not even a vegetarian i was a vegetarian for a long time but im a vegan too so i have no idea what organic food even is but i see how the two things could be related. i don't eat organic food. I don't really eat anything because im vegan.

[roxtoyz666]

ive been diagnosede its called im gay

wow i guess that's why the jewish men hold all of the power in this world huh mr. goldberg...

[Lisa's Babysitter]

wow is organic food truly the cause of autism...

Thank god i wasnt ever diagnosed because im schizophrenic not autistic .
It's just a correlation of population growth.

Tim is gay.

[rootbeer]

Australian dominos is way better. Also shut up Lisa

[always stevey]

ive been diagnosede its called im gay

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Also shut up LisaNo. Piss off to swamp whore jerk off.

[steveyos YOLO]

Getting jizzed on 24/7 sounds romantic

[Desolation]

We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"

loooooooooool

[Desolation]

flies thousands of miles across the world to prematurely ejaculate while hugging a girl nothing but alpha dogs at ytmnsfw boys

[rootbeer]

flies thousands of miles across the world to prematurely ejaculate while hugging a girl nothing but alpha dogs at ytmnsfw boys

Yeah actually I came inside her after being in aus for two hours, thanks for the bullshit lisa

[timmy]

took 2 hours to take his pants off

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Yeah actually I came inside her after being in aus for two hours, thanks for the bullshit lisa

That's technically true.

[rootbeer]

took 2 hours to take his pants off

:glick:

[Lisa's Babysitter]

took 2 hours to take his pants off

It's a two hour drive to my place from the airport to be fair.

He didn't waste time once he was in the door.

[Autistic Spectrum]

technically true sex is the best kind of sex

[Lisa's Babysitter]

technically true sex is the best kind of sex

LMAO

[Desolation]

I just don't know why you would go through all that trouble to fuck some haggard undead looking self-admitted slut. You live(d?) in Michigan, those are every where. I mean if you were in love, that's another story, but she sounds like a real fucking cunt to me.

[rootbeer]

I just don't know why you would go through all that trouble to fuck some haggard undead looking self-admitted slut. You live(d?) in Michigan, those are every where. I mean if you were in love, that's another story, but she sounds like a real fucking cunt to me.

Yes we were in love, now fuck off gay boy

[Lisa's Babysitter]

*YAWN*

You're a bit late to the bullshit deso.

[Desolation]

Yes we were in love, now fuck off gay boy
ok well that's nice


*YAWN*

You're a bit late to the bullshit deso.

i wasn't addressing you, go back to your coffin ghoul

[Lisa's Babysitter]

ok well that's nice



i wasn't addressing you, go back to your coffin ghoulyou are now so fuck off loser

[Autistic Spectrum]

technically that's true

[Gentleman Doli]

Yes were in love.

[Desolation]

we WERE in love. Means rootbeers single, boys. And this bear could use some honey

[Lisa's Babysitter]

we WERE in love. Means rootbeers single, boys. And this bear could use some honey

No asswipe. He went home and promptly cheated on me with a fat swamp whore which I found out he was with and they "make each other happy" by cag posting shit from his Facebook here.

You can take your judgement of me and shove it up your gross hairy ass.

[steveyos YOLO]

Fuck off backup plan

[Autistic Spectrum]

roobeer has to give all of his parents money to his step childern now, and lisa's pissed, that was her money

[always stevey]

Fuck off backup plan

[always stevey]

go back to your coffin ghoul

[rootbeer]

No asswipe. He went home and promptly cheated on me with a fat swamp whore which I found out he was with and they "make each other happy" by cag posting shit from his Facebook here.

You can take your judgement of me and shove it up your gross hairy ass.
For the hundredth time you sent me here I didn't want to leave

[maks]

No asswipe. He went home and promptly cheated on me with a fat swamp whore which I found out he was with and they "make each other happy" by cag posting shit from his Facebook here.

You can take your judgement of me and shove it up your gross hairy ass.

you can't cheat on a whore lisa that's not how the prostitute-john relationship works

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa go around your flat and gather as much of rootbeers cum as you can,put that cum into a jar, label the jar rooty's jizz, keep it on your shelf if you even have a shelf or a jar because you are so poor

[timmy]

remember when everyone was dissing rootbeer and lisa when he was there and he replied with "youre all just jelous im getting pussy" or some shit, its like wow, fucking WOW youre getting something consents as easy as a fucking donkey

[timmy]

she consents really quick because she doesntr want to get raped

[Autistic Spectrum]

he followed his dreams, blew his load all over the place then got kicked off a haunted island , he's lived more in 2 months than any of your jealous fucktards will live in your entire life

[timmy]

i wonder if they had babies wouold the babies have curly oil spill hair or bald like rootbeer

[timmy]

i would rather have curly hair then shave it bald

[Autistic Spectrum]

i have a theroy that they did have a kid, because rootbeers current girlfriend looks exactly like lisa and rootbeer's daughter if she was in her 20's , so some how thehaunted penguin island carnviel tilt a wheel is a time machine, that bends both time and space, mixing and matching shit from the multiverse and somehow rootbeer is now fucking his grown up daughter from a parallel unvesise

[timmy]

eugneics,,,, to make stronger arms

[maks]

Yes we were in love, now fuck off gay boy

if you were in love you wouldn't have had such a miserable time. you were in lust and you're too inexperienced to tell the difference.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

i have a theroy that they did have a kid, because rootbeers current girlfriend looks exactly like lisa and rootbeer's daughter if she was in her 20's , so some how thehaunted penguin island carnviel tilt a wheel is a time machine, that bends both time and space, mixing and matching shit from the multiverse and somehow rootbeer is now fucking his grown up daughter from a parallel unvesise
scary shit

and I'm not even going to say what concerned me in the back of my mind about that

[Lisa's Babysitter]

if you were in love you wouldn't have had such a miserable time. you were in lust and you're too inexperienced to tell the difference.

[rootbeer]

if you were in love you wouldn't have had such a miserable time. you were in lust and you're too inexperienced to tell the difference.

I know the difference. I got the raw deal in aus but I loved Lisa and did everything I could for her

[timmy]

loving someone = throwing wads of cash at them

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I know the difference. I got the raw deal in aus but I loved Lisa and did everything I could for her

"Got the raw deal" ?

Oh DO explain there hero.

[timmy]

youre such a hero rootbeer, bedding that hard to get gal, shes so, hard to break the ice with, and harder to snap her legs open wtih you need a fucking crowbar

[timmy]

raw deal? more like raw dog

[maks]

I know the difference. I got the raw deal in aus but I loved Lisa and did everything I could for her

I know you believe that but sooner or later you're going to recognize it for what it was, puppy love, not at all the same thing.

[rootbeer]

I did everything for her, I loved Lisa more than anybody. Say whatever you want but don't say I wasn't in love.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you know what the most dangerous thing in america is?

[Autistic Spectrum]

a nigger with a libary card,

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I did everything for her, I loved Lisa more than anybody. Say whatever you want but don't say I wasn't in love.
You did NOT do everything for me. I did as much for you as you did for me. Fuck off and quit sending me the love text messages, in case you've forgotten you're "very happy" with your swamp whore g/f.

Now GET!

[Autistic Spectrum]

I did everything for her, I loved Lisa more than anybody. Say whatever you want but don't say I wasn't in love.

you wern't in love

[Desolation]

did you marry her root or did you fly back to the states and get 4 fingers deep in some bar skank swampy marsh lands? One of those is a sign of love.

[maks]

I did everything for her, I loved Lisa more than anybody. Say whatever you want but don't say I wasn't in love.

that's not love, it's desperation. how many people do you know who spend that much on a relationship that's only a couple of months old? I've been with my girlfriend a year, we're both pretty well off and we've never spent that kind of money on each other, it's not normal, and frankly it's not healthy. I hope you're not making the same mistake with the current girlfriend, any girl who isn't creeped out by that is only putting up with it because she wants more.

[Autistic Spectrum]

MARRY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND THAT'S LISA'S MOM SHE PAYS HER RENT

[rootbeer]

that's not love, it's desperation. how many people do you know who spend that much on a relationship that's only a couple of months old? I've been with my girlfriend a year, we're both pretty well off and we've never spent that kind of money on each other, it's not normal, and frankly it's not healthy. I hope you're not making the same mistake with the current girlfriend, any girl who isn't creeped out by that is only putting up with it because she wants more.

Nope sorry

[Lisa's Babysitter]

MARRY THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND THAT'S LISA'S MOM SHE PAYS HER RENT

No she doesn't dp

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Nope sorry

Actually you should listen to maks.

[Desolation]

I dropped $60 on my first gf and she sent me a thanks ;) text message FUCK YOU JENNIFER I WANT MY AMAZON DOLLARS BACK YOU FUCKING SLUT

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would have stolen lisa's inflatble tub, her retarded cat, her fancy 200 dollor pillow and took that stupid bitch for everything she had, you either play the game or the game plays you

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I dropped $60 on my first gf and she sent me a thanks ;) text message FUCK YOU JENNIFER I WANT MY AMAZON DOLLARS BACK YOU FUCKING SLUT
lol

[maks]

Nope sorry

Look I'm giving you good advice, you can choose to take it or not I'm not going to beat you over the head with it, that's been my position since the very beginning. Please don't get offended though because I am honestly trying to help.

[Autistic Spectrum]

marks98 is a helper, he helps

[Desolation]

get a mac

[maks]

get a mac

[Lisa's Babysitter]

marks98 is a helper, he helps
Lmao

[rubycalaber]

We'd cuddle sometimes (when he could get me away from my $200 pillow) and I'd feel a wet patch start seeping through my pant leg and I'd be like... "Wtf?"


Sorry rooty but it's out there now and I gotta deal too.

Should have kept your fat mouth shut when I told you the first 200 times.

jesus christ

I dont even want to point it out in case she stops doing it but just

jesus christ

[Lisa's Babysitter]

jesus christ

I dont even want to point it out in case she stops doing it but just

jesus christoh rack off

He posts fucking garbage about me all the time... I asked him for 2 weeks to stop it before I finally snapped and it came out like rootbeer's constantly leaking cum after him trying to tell everyone I abused him.

You're a real wanker you know.

[maks]

jesus christ

I dont even want to point it out in case she stops doing it but just

jesus christ

yeah but he's the asshole somehow for meeting someone new

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer is the asshoole because he had the same frame of reference for lisa that the rest of us did, and yet, here we are, in the 10 millonth thread about this, and his personal bussiness all over the place, it's almost play by play for what happend between her and plug drugs when things went south, but somehow much much worse lmao cag iw atnt to look at your psussy

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Um what do you think happened with plug drugs?

Also this thread was about dominos and pot.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Um what do you think happened with plug drugs?

Also this thread was about dominos and pot.

you know all thsoe thing sthat happend with you and MICHEAL bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig, that was blasted all over this fourm, i know you have memoery problems and facts are made of candy and you live in a world where you are right all the time, and every one else is a fucktarded dick fag, but ugh

[maks]

rootbeer is the asshoole because he had the same frame of reference for lisa that the rest of us did, and yet, here we are, in the 10 millonth thread about this, and his personal bussiness all over the place, it's almost play by play for what happend between her and plug drugs when things went south, but somehow much much worse lmao cag iw atnt to look at your psussy

I've known a few 24 year old virgins in my day and they'll make some really stupid decisions if it means finally losing their v-card. I can't blame rootbeer just like I can't blame the terminal cancer patient who goes to a faith healer when chemo fails.

[Autistic Spectrum]

and the thing with plug drugs was the same as the thing with peter quinn and you blasted his shit everywhere, it's a circle, lisa, tiem is a flat circle, god dam don't you even watch hbo

[Lisa's Babysitter]

you know all thsoe thing sthat happend with you and MICHEAL bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig, that was blasted all over this fourm, i know you have memoery problems and facts are made of candy and you live in a world where you are right all the time, and every one else is a fucktarded dick fag, but ugh

What are you even talking about?

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya sorry lisa, micheal and you are very good friends, this was all a big misunderstanding

[Autistic Spectrum]

FUCK OFF MICHEAL

[Lisa's Babysitter]

and the thing with plug drugs was the same as the thing with peter quinn and you blasted his shit everywhere, it's a circle, lisa, tiem is a flat circle, god dam don't you even watch hbo

Everywhere?

Stop barraging me moron.

[Autistic Spectrum]

LOL DDO YOU WANT ME TO BUMP 10 MILLON THREADS LISA, OR WILL YOU AT LEAST ADMIT PETER QUINN AND MICHEAL bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig EXIST

[Lisa's Babysitter]

FUCK OFF MICHEAL

Note: this is actually you and Doli who keep posting that, not me.

Yeah Oooo I've told Michael to fuck off before... Go post about it for the next 2 years no-life

Are you charging me rent for your headspace dp? I know maks is... Except he only takes souls and is pissed off he got ripped off.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

LOL DDO YOU WANT ME TO BUMP 10 MILLON THREADS LISA, OR WILL YOU AT LEAST ADMIT PETER QUINN AND MICHEAL bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig EXIST

Yes they exist.

Yes I'd like to see you bump all those imaginary threads dp... out of your head with a hammer.

Proceed.

[Autistic Spectrum]

LISA YOU DESTOERYED THIS ENTIRE FOURM WITH YOUR HORRIBLE INTERPERSONL RELATIONSHIPS PLS STOP PRETNDING YOU HAVE NOT DONE THIS BEFORE

[maks]

Are you charging me rent for your headspace dp? I know maks is... Except he only takes souls and is pissed off he got ripped off.

it's official she's lost all semblance of cognitive speech she might as well be a random word generator at this point

[Autistic Spectrum]

ugh monde is the soul trader, not marks he's in a wheel chair pls fucking lisa get your shit s8 before you come @ me bitch

[Lisa's Babysitter]

ugh monde is the soul trader, not marks he's in a wheel chair pls fucking lisa get your shit s8 before you come @ me bitch

*cums at you*

Fuck you.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

LISA YOU DESTOERYED THIS ENTIRE FOURM WITH YOUR HORRIBLE INTERPERSONL RELATIONSHIPS PLS STOP PRETNDING YOU HAVE NOT DONE THIS BEFORE
Oooo caps

Are you having an interpersonal relationship with me dp? Is that what's upsetting you?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i know the past is hard for you, so i think me saying things to you in caps will help me finally break down your field of ingnrandce

[Gentleman Doli]

Lisa ples just stop while your really really really far behind

[Lisa's Babysitter]

i know the past is hard for you, so i think me saying things to you in caps will help me finally break down your field of ingnrandce

What's that dp?

Educate me.

*takes a seat*

[Autistic Spectrum]

abraman lincon died on his log cabin cross for all nigger sin,

[Autistic Spectrum]

and that's where the term "Nigger Death" came from,

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Yes well I certainly don't feel ignorant now.

[Autistic Spectrum]

YOUR MOM'S THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BITCH

[Lisa's Babysitter]

YOUR MOM'S THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND BITCH

Lol ok

And my grandfather was hitler (don't tell Doli)

[Gentleman Doli]

theres no way in hell somthing so pure could have spwaned something so evil