rootbeer what's life like being a dad now?

[steveyos YOLO]

Is it everything you hoped it would be?

[always stevey]

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[rootbeer]

It's really good so far

[always stevey]

are you a dad wtf this is crazy to me, how did you even get another girl so fast, how did lisa get dumped already 99 times thsi fast (well that's not surprising), but like what was the actual timeframe it seemd like less than 24 hours, if I ever live to see myself actually date a female irl and we break up I can't picture pulling out a star trek teleportation light saber and immediately teleporting myself into the house of my next relationship wtf

[always stevey]

that's ltierally some caveman level minded shit, oh wait lmfao you where cheating on lisa becaus elisa is so horrible ok that actualy yeah ok I get it I wouldn't understand if it was a relationship that wasn't with the witch from left 4 dead but I understand because lisa is the wtich from left 4 dead

[steveyos YOLO]

Tell them the dangers of meeting insane older women online

[JesusIStheAnswer]

It's really good so far oh lord how many kids do you have can i have pics

[JesusIStheAnswer]

errrr i mean ummm......oh shit