No get fucked Sherman.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

You go show Debra Ward what you just texted me. You both deserve each other. You are both slime bags. Good riddens.

[Autistic Spectrum]

what did rooty text you lisa, it helps to talk about it

[Chris Hughes]

Can you can kill yourself anytime, kthnks.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

what did rooty text you lisa, it helps to talk about it

Oh apparently he is depressed and still loves me and wants us to be together.

I asked him "what about your slime ball g/f?"

His response to that was "what about her?".


You hear that Debra you bag of slime? You are both getting what you both deserve, each other.

And I'll do better than both of you. YUCKY PEOPLE.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you ruined him for all other women

[Chris Hughes]

Wasn't he already dead wood*

[Lisa's Babysitter]

She can suck shit too.

What kind of fucking woman is she too boot? What the fuck did that bushpig expect? We'll remember the Facebook status? Yeah you are both really happy together. Pieces of shit.

[Chris Hughes]

Bogan.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Nah enough is enough.

They can suck a turd together. "We make each other really happy". No you are both PATHETIC. And you can damn well leave me out of it thanks!

[Chris Hughes]

lmao at your life if that's what its called.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Hey cag, you like running messages between Sherman's open Facebook and here. Go tell Debra Ward Sherman's up to his new tricks again.

(I'd say old tricks but I doubt he'll be playing that game long after trying it on me.)

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lmao at your life if that's what its called.
Lmao at you following it which is sadder

[Chris Hughes]

I'm not cag you dolt.

[Autistic Spectrum]

the cameraman who saw steve irwin die told everyone what his last words where today,,

"crikey"

rip bindi's dad

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I'm not cag you dolt.
I know that dipshit.

That was a call out to cag.

[Autistic Spectrum]

that's gorehound larry

[rootbeer]

Wow I thought we could at least talk, but I guess that isn't possible...

[Lisa's Babysitter]

that's gorehound larry

Lol shut the fuck up

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Wow I thought we could at least talk, but I guess that isn't possible...

Oh wow I wouldn't fucking show my face if I was as big a slime ball as you.


Go show her the text messages then fuck off.

[rootbeer]

I wish u never sent me back to America

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I wish u never sent me back to America

Omg I officially hate you.

[Autistic Spectrum]

same

[Autistic Spectrum]

to both things

[rootbeer]

Ya fuck me for caring. You said you ate once this week and were crying on the floor. Last time you were crying on the floor and I tried to help you punched me in the balls and throat and pushed me through a shower door. Why would I ever try to help u anymore I must be retarded.
Well u want to turn my life into a circus how does it feel?

[steveyos YOLO]

Not reading anymore of this until someone tells me what a riddens is

[Jibblez]

Ya fuck me for caring. You said you ate once this week and were crying on the floor. Last time you were crying on the floor and I tried to help you punched me in the balls and throat and pushed me through a shower door. Why would I ever try to help u anymore I must be retarded.
Well u want to turn my life into a circus how does it feel?

she beat you? that's really bad

[Autistic Spectrum]

* types out super funny Lisa circus joke, gets so much rep does not know what to do with all of it *

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Not reading anymore of this until someone tells me what a riddens is

Lol, riddance

[Jibblez]

give me 400 bucks, Sherman, and I won't message your girlfriend with links to these threads.

[Jibblez]

does your new girlfriend cry on the floor and hit you?

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Ya fuck me for caring. You said you ate once this week and were crying on the floor. Last time you were crying on the floor and I tried to help you punched me in the balls and throat and pushed me through a shower door. Why would I ever try to help u anymore I must be retarded.
Well u want to turn my life into a circus how does it feel?
Oh you really want to do this Sherman?

I did not punch you, yes I pushed you off me when you wouldn't get off and your fat ass fell back and knocked the shower door off the hinges. YOU are the one who turned this into a fucking circus with your Facebook and here and I have kept my mouth shut about SO MUCH. And you know EXACTLY what I could go on with here... One more fucking piece of bullshit from you Sherman and I'm DONE preserving your dignity and I will fucking tell EVERYONE.

[steveyos YOLO]

Ya fuck me for caring. You said you ate once this week and were crying on the floor. Last time you were crying on the floor and I tried to help you punched me in the balls and throat and pushed me through a shower door. Why would I ever try to help u anymore I must be retarded.
Well u want to turn my life into a circus how does it feel?


Not sure why you're complaining because you were living out your dream

[Autistic Spectrum]

rare video of rootbeer and lisa

tJl3ZAg6mj0&autoplay=1

[Jibblez]

Jeez rooty, someone gets physical with you and you and they tell you its your fault.

[Jibblez]

lmao

[Lisa's Babysitter]

give me 400 bucks, Sherman, and I won't message your girlfriend with links to these threads.And IF I go on this nasty pile of shit will be able to extort you further or you may as well close your whole Facebook Sherman because I HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND ONE MORE PIECE OF BULLSHIT FROM YOU AND I WILL TELL EVERYTHING.

You are fast becoming one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever.... Just fucking try me Sherman, FUCKING TRY ME!

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's clearly bluffing

[steveyos YOLO]

Post about how rootbeer gets disability checks and rides around in a wheelchair because his father brutally raped him as a child and broke his pelvis in 30 places

[Jibblez]

And IF I go on this nasty pile of shit will be able to extort you further or you may as well close your whole Facebook Sherman because I HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND ONE MORE PIECE OF BULLSHIT FROM YOU AND I WILL TELL EVERYTHING.

You are fast becoming one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever.... Just fucking try me Sherman, FUCKING TRY ME!
jesus Christ

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa is an abuser, this shame cycle has 2 stop right now,

[Jibblez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KslG2NEHSuU

you should of just clocked that bitch in the face, rooty.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

jesus Christ

Oh seriously you have no fucking idea how much I am NOT saying.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa is an abuser, this shame cycle has 2 stop right now,

I wish I could find that funny right now but OMG you HAVE NO IDEA what I've dealt with with this sack of shit.

I am trying really really hard to keep enough self respect to not just fucking tell you all exactly what I had to deal with.

I'm really upset because I thought he was a nice guy, at the very least I thought "he's a really nice man" but I was wrong. I was wrong he really isn't.

[Autistic Spectrum]

and that's why you had to beat him up,

[Lisa's Babysitter]

and that's why you had to beat him up,

I pushed him off me.

If I had beat him up dp he would have had to go to hospital.

[Jibblez]

Ya fuck me for caring. You said you ate once this week and were crying on the floor. Last time you were crying on the floor and I tried to help you punched me in the balls and throat and pushed me through a shower door. Why would I ever try to help u anymore I must be retarded.
Well u want to turn my life into a circus how does it feel?


Oh you really want to do this Sherman?

I did not punch you, yes I pushed you off me when you wouldn't get off and your fat ass fell back and knocked the shower door off the hinges. YOU are the one who turned this into a fucking circus with your Facebook and here and I have kept my mouth shut about SO MUCH. And you know EXACTLY what I could go on with here... One more fucking piece of bullshit from you Sherman and I'm DONE preserving your dignity and I will fucking tell EVERYONE.

[timmy]

sometimes i feel bad for lisa and think "damn, that girl really has some serious issues, she cant even stop herself" but then i see her subhuman behavior such as in this thread and 90% of the other threads on the first page and im like "damn, that girl hasnt killed herself yet, maybe tomorrow"

[Jibblez]

classic victim blaming

[timmy]

lisa is the most fucked up woman i have ever had the bad luck of meeting ..................... thank god on the internet and not real life

[Autistic Spectrum]

better watch your mouth tim, lisa will beat your ass if your not carefull

[Jibblez]

..yeah

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa is the most fucked up woman i have ever had the bad luck of meeting ..................... thank god on the internet and not real life

I think you are literally the biggest loser here and I just spoke to Sherman.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

better watch your mouth tim, lisa will beat your ass if your not carefull

Lol

[timmy]

why are these two ginormous faggot drama queens still posteing here
why are they consuming the entire forum like an empty void sucking in all life
when wlil leesa get the strength and courage to step outside and look for a job
is this the end of rubbynet as we kno wit?

[Lisa's Babysitter]

How do you get a grown man 3 times your weight off you when you're screaming at him to get off and leave you alone and he doesn't?

[timmy]

i bet if lisa actually had a job and wasnt at home scrunched up like a ball in her blow up bath she would not infest this forum with her poison, her toxic lethal posts, her everythang

[Lisa's Babysitter]

How do you get a grown man 3 times your weight off you when you're screaming at him to get off and leave you alone and he doesn't?

And I'll remind you I'm 5"1 and 50kgs.

[Jibblez]

How did you handle a classroom full of children if you have deep seated rage issues and a tendency
to behave violently? with your pink hair and sheer insanity you are like a character from the movie blue velvet.

[Jibblez]

you are basically the female embodiement of frank.

[Jibblez]

AND the guy who sings the roy orbinson song.

[timmy]

i dont actually think she has a degree in teaching at all i think its all made up

[timmy]

meth head since 8

[Jibblez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQOIZZUbGU0

[Lisa's Babysitter]

And I'll remind you I'm 5"1 and 50kgs.
And he's a steroid taking giant arm wrestling fat piece of shit.

WOW what a TOTAL sack of shit.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i bet you wish rooty was there right now so you oculd beat the fuck out of him for being such a worm

[Lisa's Babysitter]

i bet you wish rooty was there right now so you oculd beat the fuck out of him for being such a worm

No I'm VERY GLAD NOW that he is on the other side of the planet.

[Jibblez]

im sure he is too

[Autistic Spectrum]

but if he's far away how will you beat him up and abuse him, he needs to be taught a lesson lisa,

[timmy]

i wonder if lisa would partake in knocking my teeth out whilst i absolutely destroy her anus

[Autistic Spectrum]

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Autistic Spectrum, cbarry+, JesusIStheAnswer

thank the lord

[Jibblez]

i wonder if lisa would partake in knocking my teeth out whilst i absolutely destroy her anus

how is tat even possible

[Lisa's Babysitter]

but if he's far away how will you beat him up and abuse him, he needs to be taught a lesson lisa,

Not interested.

He needs to just fuck off and leave me alone after all that.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

how is tat even possible

Yeah I have him on ignore but thanks anyway cag. You and Tim are both rubbish could you have your cyber sex without trying to include me for once cag? Thanks.

[Jibblez]

can herpes be transmitted through cyber space and on to ones' genitals?

[Jibblez]

digital herpes are what really killed Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

[Jibblez]

the herpes ate its way through his gross, red wiener and into his feeble brain and he did himself in

[Autistic Spectrum]

um according to lisa rootbeer had herpes and cold sores long before he ever stepped foot into her vagina

[Jibblez]

stepped foot into her vagina

[Jibblez]

Dp runs his fingers through lisas bright pink hair...

[steveyos YOLO]

Tell us about how much rooty cried irl just like he does on the forum

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i am not rootbeer i will for real beat your ass i will fucking kill you bitch

[Jibblez]

Lisa's hair leaves a greasy residue on dp's fingers.. he smells it.. moans.. and proceeds to apply the greasy residue to his cock.. less friction..

[Autistic Spectrum]

pls stop giving me a boner in the public libarty or i will have to murder you

[steveyos YOLO]

Lisa's hair leaves a greasy residue on dp's fingers.. he smells it.. moans.. and proceeds to apply the greasy residue to his cock.. less friction..

Stop cybering with Lisa you sick fuck. Wasn't marco enough?

[Jibblez]

lisa spectrum

[timmy]

Lisa's hair leaves a greasy residue on dp's fingers.. he smells it.. moans.. and proceeds to apply the greasy residue to his cock.. less friction..

jesus fucking chrsit that is some hot stuff hot like lightning, and greasey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, grease lighting

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, lisa and plug drugs, in part 3 of cag's eroitic lesbian adveneter ,,, take the sky bus to sexy town,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

as cag, breaks out her stacks and stacks of 20's she lays them all over lisa's futon,,, lisa, loves money, and she loves cag's flappy vagina,,, her hair somehow turns a brighter shade of pink,,,

[timmy]

cag, lisa and plug drugs, in part 3 of cag's eroitic lesbian adveneter ,,, take the sky bus to sexy town,,,

penis integrity reaching 100% captain

[Jibblez]

jesus fucking chrsit that is some hot stuff hot like lightning, and greasey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, grease lighting

omg lol

[timmy]

as cag, breaks out her stacks and stacks of 20's she lays them all over lisa's futon,,, lisa, loves money, and she loves cag's flappy vagina,,, her hair somehow turns a brighter shade of pink,,,

thruasts at warp speed

[Jibblez]

Lisa punches dp in the face "look what you made me do!" she says slowly. Dp smiles, his teeth sticking out of his busted lip

[Gentleman Doli]

Ya fuck me for caring. You said you ate once this week and were crying on the floor. Last time you were crying on the floor and I tried to help you punched me in the balls and throat and pushed me through a shower door. Why would I ever try to help u anymore I must be retarded.
Well u want to turn my life into a circus how does it feel?

ahahaha fucking what

[Gentleman Doli]

HOLD ON IM READEING THIS THREAD STOP POSTEING IN IT FOR A LITL,E, I NEED TIME TO LAUGH AT ALL OF TIHS,

[Autistic Spectrum]

what's this, omg it's cag fat roomate, and she's come on the 2nd skybus of the day,,, with a tub of crisco under her flabby arm,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

and that's why cag was adpoted ,,

the end

[Jibblez]

rooty made lisa do it. its his fault he was beaten almost to the point of death. pushing a crippled man, lisa. not cool. Dp slurps the brown out of lisas vagina

[Jibblez]

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_937/9375555/file/chocolate-milk-moustache-small-75764.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

your fucking gross

[Jibblez]

^__^

[Jibblez]

doli enters the room "oh lisa I heard you and rooty are no longer dating" doli snakes his tongue up lisas ass, tasting the vinegar of her butt sweat

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag had to turn a betfuail thread about lisa beating rootbeer up, into something gross and terrible

[Jibblez]

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_937/9375555/file/chocolate-milk-moustache-small-75764.jpg

hahahahaha

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is why your parents gave you away cag

[Jibblez]

my mom didn't give me away, she fucking died lol

[Jibblez]

I guess that could be perceived as giving me away

[Gentleman Doli]

cag gets punched in the fasce, repeatedly, by her varous abusive boyfriends each day and she never complains about it on hree. shame on you rooty

[Jibblez]

I made those aabusive relationships upp to get sympathy so you can't use them to own me

[Jibblez]

you have been trolled

[juji]

Lisa has mental problemas, seriously

[timmy]

Lisa has mental problemas, seriously

[Autistic Spectrum]

the bitemarks on cag's ass and bursies everywhre was all manycam cgi trickery

[steveyos YOLO]

Lisa has mental problemas, seriously

So does cat avatar guy..

[Jibblez]

the bitemarks on cag's ass and bursies everywhre was all manycam cgi trickery

I hired a make up artest actually for what would be the greatest troll in history

[JesusIStheAnswer]

rootbeer needs to just spill the beans and take away lisa's blackmail game and lisa well you just keep doing what you are doing.

[timmy]

http://skreened.com/render-product/a/w/s/awsymmbggopxamcqscsw/i-m-gay-in-so-many-words.american-apparel-unisex-hoodie.white.w760h760.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer needs to just spill the beans and take away lisa's blackmail game and lisa well you just keep doing what you are doing.

nice work marco

[Garfield]

lisa is cags new boyfriend

[Jibblez]

I already have a boyfriend who iis far more manlier and rich than lisa

[maks]

Wow I thought we could at least talk, but I guess that isn't possible...

well this is lisa you should know as well as anyone what to expect from her

[Garfield]

I already have a boyfriend who iis far more manlier and rich than lisa

hes 6000$ richer

[Jibblez]

hes got more than that besides I made another 1000 on sat so now its 7000

[Jibblez]

maybe a little less because im playing to buy a stash of good budz later this evening

[Jibblez]

planning

[Garfield]

cag girls like you are the reason i have to read about feminism on vice

[Garfield]

gonna go buy some mojo pimp kratom right now

[Garfield]

brb

[Jibblez]

I can get qtrs worth of decent budz for 50 dollars each

[Jibblez]

cag girls like you are the reason i have to read about feminism on vice

miley cyrus is a feminist

[Jibblez]

well this is lisa you should know as well as anyone what to expect from her
yes rooty you were warned by countless friends about dabbling in a 40 year old crackwhore's affairs.

[Garfield]

i think im going to od on kratom

[Jibblez]

Ive been waiting all day for weed

[steveyos YOLO]

I hope lisa makes that retard kill himself

[Garfield]

cant you just walk in a doctors office and buy it?

[Garfield]

quit relying on men to do everything for you cag

[Jibblez]

this world wouldn't be anywhere it is today if it weren't for men, and most of them are happy to help

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lisa has mental problemas, seriously

You are a total moron juji.

I am not your friend anymore, fuck off.

[maks]

no he's not a moron he's right you're loony

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lisa punches dp in the face "look what you made me do!" she says slowly. Dp smiles, his teeth sticking out of his busted lip

That's how I like it.

[maks]

the fact that you're expected to care for yourself and allowed to walk the streets is a stinging indictment of the australian mental health system

[Lisa's Babysitter]

no he's not a moron he's right you're loony

No he is a fucking moron.

I'll bash you maks.

[Jibblez]

its totally normal to beat your spouse and threaten to ppost his genitals while you're having a spastic meltdown, crying on the floor.

[steveyos YOLO]

Lisa is a bully online and irl

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I threatened to tell everyone exactly what I had to deal with, not post his disgusting shrivelled tiny excuse for a cock.

I did not bash Sherman. A lot of women would have had him charged for his behaviour, I pushed him off and he's just bitching that I actually managed to get that fat piece of shit off me for 5 seconds.

[Autistic Spectrum]

I threatened to tell everyone exactly what I had to deal with, not post his disgusting shrivelled tiny excuse for a cock.

I did not bash Sherman. A lot of women would have had him charged for his behaviour, I pushed him off and he's just bitching that I actually managed to get that fat piece of shit off me for 5 seconds.

you are a good person lisa,

[Jibblez]

spastic psycho bipolar crying fits on the floor lol wtf is wrong with you lisa. you need to be institutionalized for your own safety and the safety of others that have the misfortune of being anywhere near you.

[Jibblez]

that's what rooty said anyway, she was having a meltdown crying on the floor and he tried to help her and she punched him in the throat and balls.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I was crying because the fat sack of shit literally would not leave me alone, even when I went to the bathroom. He doesn't give a shit if he abusing you incessantly to the point of tears and you are trying to lock yourself in the bathroom to get away from him but there is no lock on the door.

I came close to having to actually bash him, one of the many reasons I kept sending him home, but he wouldn't leave....this is also why he had to get motel rooms.... Because I would have had to kill him if I was locked in my flat with that disgusting pig for any longer.

[Jibblez]

i had an ex-roommate that tried to force himself into my bedroom once and i punched him in the face and he ran off crying.

[Autistic Spectrum]

I was crying because the fat sack of shit literally would not leave me alone, even when I went to the bathroom. He doesn't give a shit if he abusing you incessantly to the point of tears and you are trying to lock yourself in the bathroom to get away from him but there is no lock on the door.

I came close to having to actually bash him, one of the many reasons I kept sending him home, but he wouldn't leave....this is also why he had to get motel rooms.... Because I would have had to kill him if I was locked in my flat with that disgusting pig for any longer.

i bet he would do stuff like ask you what you want for breakfast, if you need him to get gas in the car he just bought you, and enough was enough, time to beat the fuck outta that pig fucker once and for all

[Jibblez]

strained my goddamned pink finger trying to push that Armenian fucking fag out. lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

i had an ex-roommate that tried to force himself into my bedroom once and i punched him in the face and he ran off crying.

i would have raped the living shit out of you if you punched me in teh face u stupid bitch

[Lisa's Babysitter]

i bet he would do stuff like ask you what you want for breakfast, if you need him to get gas in the car he just bought you, and enough was enough, time to beat the fuck outta that pig fucker once and for all

No dp, he was constantly jerking off at me but he can't actually have sex due to his premature ejaculation problems.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

i had an ex-roommate that tried to force himself into my bedroom once and i punched him in the face and he ran off crying.

Sherman cried constantly anyway, and I mean he cries so much it's hard to tell where his constant jerking off stops and his constant crying begins.

[Jibblez]

does he cry and jerk off at the same time

[Jibblez]

fucking lmao

[Lisa's Babysitter]

There.

That piece of shit shat over what was left of any decency I was holding for him. You can know the truth now. He can go to hell.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

does he cry and jerk off at the same time
Pretty much

[Jibblez]

why didn't you tell him to put his dick away? I do that almost everyday, tell ppple to put there dicks away.

[Autistic Spectrum]

how long does he last , are we talking 30 seconds, gone in 60 seconds,, u ever break out the stop watch lisa

[rootbeer]

Lisa get mad because you are ugly and lay there like a dead fish. I fuck 30 min to 2 hr a night now that I'm with a real woman. The problem was you

[Jibblez]

Jibblez,
maks,
rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

hmmm

[Jibblez]

Lisa get mad because you are ugly and lay there like a dead fish. I fuck 30 min to 2 hr a night now that I'm with a real woman. The problem was you

i can have sex at least three or four times a day

[Lisa's Babysitter]

why didn't you tell him to put his dick away? I do that almost everyday, tell ppple to put there dicks away.

I did. I would ask him to just leave me alone for a while and he just never would, not even for 20 mins. He has all these fucked up sexual problems he wanted me to fix.

[maks]

lisa you're a crazy stupid whore what kind of men do you think you deserve even if everything you're saying about rootbeer is true he's still too good for you

[Autistic Spectrum]

Lisa get mad because you are ugly and lay there like a dead fish. I fuck 30 min to 2 hr a night now that I'm with a real woman. The problem was you

did she ever make you put on a teknorat mask

[rootbeer]

i can have sex at least three or four times a day

:puke:

[Jibblez]

did she ever make you put on a teknorat mask

lmao

[rootbeer]

lisa you're a crazy stupid whore what kind of men do you think you deserve even if everything you're saying about rootbeer is true he's still too good for you

Drug induced fantasy world she lives in

[Autistic Spectrum]

whores usaually can cag

[maks]

were you delighted when you found the beetles living in her vagina

[Jibblez]

rootbeer, lisa is lonely and sad, she settled for you lol she lay like a dead fish because she was holding her breath and waiting for it to be over. that's what it feels like when you have sex with a whiney, faggoty cry baby. its horrible

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lisa get mad because you are ugly and lay there like a dead fish. I fuck 30 min to 2 hr a night now that I'm with a real woman. The problem was you

No I've had plenty of actual sex in my time and you are the one who literally can't fuck.

You would cum the very second your pathetic cock even touched me. Dead fish my ass HA!

Oh it's so great with her that you were texting me just a few hours ago telling me how much you loved me and wished we were together? Nah. Don't believe you because 1. I know you literally can't have sex, even after taking medication for it. And 2. You are a liar.

[rootbeer]

Alright I'm done now time to fun stuff without u lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would fuck you at least 40 more seconds that rooty ever could lisa,

[Jibblez]

rootbeer invaded lisas home and sprayed it with his jizz and then bought her a bunch of stuff to guilt her into loving him while he acts like a fat weirdo wandering around the house, crying and tugging his tiny weener

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Alright I'm done now time to fun stuff without u lisa
LMAO

Someone's in for a treat NOT.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

rootbeer invaded lisas home and sprayed it with his jizz and then bought her a bunch of stuff to guilt her into loving him while he acts like a fat weirdo wandering around the house, crying and tugging his tiny weener

So accurate It's like you were here

[Jibblez]

rooty destroyed his genitals with steroids and his dick won't work anymore

[Lisa's Babysitter]

i would fuck you at least 40 more seconds that rooty ever could lisa,
Thankyou. Lol. I would suck your cock and enjoy it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

my theory is that lisa is so sexy that rootbeer could not hold it in for more than 15 seconds

[maks]

lisa how many cockroaches scampered out of your slit when rootbeer pulled your panties off

[Jibblez]

gonna have to abandon team rooty because i know how whiney, bitchy little faggy guys are. lol

[Lisa's Babysitter]

my theory is that lisa is so sexy that rootbeer could not hold it in for more than 15 seconds
15 seconds would have been a record. I mean he would literally cum the second his cock touched me. In the end I was just so sick of cleaning up for nothing I just didn't even want him to touch me.

Oh and he always wants foot jobs.

[Autistic Spectrum]

well at least something like this did not come out on a public forum and really embarrass rootbeer

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I tried to be patient and caring but you know for a guy who says I laid there like. Dead fish well I literally could not do anything to him anyway or he would just cum and not manage to fuck me anyway. But he would also cry so fucking much about EVERYTHING that it was a huge turn off and fucking annoying and pathetic. That pig literally only gives a shit about his own feelings anyway not anyone else's.

[maks]

gonna have to abandon team rooty because i know how whiney, bitchy little faggy guys are. lol

lisa spent months convincing a virgin to fly across the world and meet her then got mad when he acted like a virgin

[Lisa's Babysitter]

well at least something like this did not come out on a public forum and really embarrass rootbeer

At least recognise that I have tried to be fucking decent but him coming in here and trying to tell people I bashed him was just too much.

[maks]

At least recognise that I have tried to be fucking decent

:goodone:

[Autistic Spectrum]

what kind of stuff would he cry about, i bet he would cry about blowing his load after 3 seconds,

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa spent months convincing a virgin to fly across the world and meet her then got mad when he acted like a virgin
No maks I didn't. In fact he jumped a plane and came here giving me literally 1 day notice because that's how long it takes to fly here.

[Jibblez]

I bet Rootbeer is the kinda guy who would get very upset if you rolled away from him on the bed.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa spent months convincing a virgin to fly across the world and meet her then got mad when he acted like a virgin

acutally this was 100 percent rootbeers idea lmao, lisa told him 9 millon times not to come, the night before he left she even said she was not gonna open the door for him

[maks]

No maks I didn't. In fact he jumped a plane and came here giving me literally 1 day notice because that's how long it takes to fly here.

lisa you were flirting with him and asking him to come down for months you did it all publicly I saw it

[Jibblez]

lisa spent months convincing a virgin to fly across the world and meet her then got mad when he acted like a virgin

good point.. was he actually a virgin when they met?

[maks]

acutally this was 100 percent rootbeers idea lmao, lisa told him 9 millon times not to come, the night before he left she even said she was not gonna open the door for him

lisa knew damn well she was manipulating then acted shocked when he took her seriously

[maks]

good point.. was he actually a virgin when they met?

obviously why else would he have gone through with it

[Lisa's Babysitter]

what kind of stuff would he cry about, i bet he would cry about blowing his load after 3 seconds,
Yes.

He would cry if I got a message from someone. He literally answered my phone when it rang and I was in the kitchen and just started screaming "FUCK OFF BACK UP PLAN!" into my phone.... Why? Because in his psycho fucked up mind if any guy called me he was apparently my back up plan and hours of abuse and crying would follow.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa could have stopped it but this was all rootbeers idea , it's not like lisa bought his plane ticket or any of this stupid shit, he tried to get her to come to america for months and finally was like fuck it she's not coming i will fly there and jizz all over her apt

[Jibblez]

and honestly this reminds me a lot of the roommate i punched. he would always fucking cry and buy me presents, threatened to kill himself if I didn't love him etc..

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa knew damn well she was manipulating then acted shocked when he took her seriously

No maks piss off.

You're acting like it wasn't all his decision and all him pressuring me and then just jumping a plane and coming here anyway.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer is totally insane lmao who would have ever guess????/? MONDE SET ME UP A MINECRAFT SEVER

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa could have stopped it but this was all rootbeers idea , it's not like lisa bought his plane ticket or any of this stupid shit, he tried to get her to come to america for months and finally was like fuck it she's not coming i will fly there and jizz all over her apt

Plus I actually cared about him, thought he was a good guy until all of his fucking abhorrent bullshit.

I was wrong. He is not a good person at all. He is a total piece of shit.

[Jibblez]

Wasn't he also trying to plan a family with you before you two even met?

[Lisa's Babysitter]

and honestly this reminds me a lot of the roommate i punched. he would always fucking cry and buy me presents, threatened to kill himself if I didn't love him etc..
Ok it seems you know exactly what I'm talking about and what I had to deal with and have had experience with this brand of jerk off.

[Jibblez]

yeah i pretty much do

[maks]

No maks piss off.

You're acting like it wasn't all his decision and all him pressuring me and then just jumping a plane and coming here anyway.

he was a desperate virgin and you led him on and you knew you were doing it, you've been around the block there's no way you're that stupid

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Wasn't he also trying to plan a family with you before you two even met?

Yes. He was asking to marry me day 1.... and like every day he was here.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Wasn't he also trying to plan a family with you before you two even met?

he bought here a house lol, lisa is so out of it she had no idea what was going on the entire time she most likely thought it was the same as plug drugs all pretend and shit, some interent bullshit, then rootbeer took it way way 2 far

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa has led on her fair share of retarded boys from the interent i highly doubt it turned out like this any other time lol

[Jibblez]

Camerone was ready to fly out here i told him no

[Lisa's Babysitter]

he was a desperate virgin and you led him on and you knew you were doing it, you've been around the clock there's no way you're that stupid

Maks I'm a fucking person and before he did all this to me rootbeer was a friend I really cared about.

I really can't deal with you projecting your full blown narcissism onto me right now, as charming as it is in you you have NO IDEA about my feelings maks.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Camerone was ready to fly out here i told him no

and here i am buying a conntecing flight from ny to la to penguin island like a faggot

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna kindnap you cag, stuff you in my carry on and make you do sex to lisa while i j/o and finally finish my kindle magnua opus,,, dp;s trip to brown town,,,

[maks]

Maks I'm a fucking person and before he did all this to me rootbeer was a friend I really cared about.

I really can't deal with you projecting your full blown narcissism onto me right now, as charming as it is in you you have NO IDEA about my feelings maks.

I'm not projecting anything, I'm accusing you of the thing we all saw you do and you're denying it

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Camerone was ready to fly out here i told him no

Your loss though I think. Camoron is not this fucked up shit don't even liken him to it. He's a decent guy.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Camerone was ready to fly out here i told him no

you could have been the wife of a groundskeepers, and you threw it all away cag, u flushed it down the toliet,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

Your loss though I think. Camoron is not this fucked up shit don't even liken him to it. He's a decent guy.

trick cameron into flhying to penguin island

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa has led on her fair share of retarded boys from the interent i highly doubt it turned out like this any other time lol

Correct.

I've never had to sink this low.

[Jibblez]

i really am not wife material.. not even for a groundskeepre

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't worry rootbeer, Replies: 218
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[maks]

sink so low as to actually sleep with you

[Lisa's Babysitter]

trick cameron into flhying to penguin island

Why are you dragging Cameron into this. Cameron tried to be a word of reason to Sherman.

[Autistic Spectrum]

well did penetration acutally take place lisa, did you even fuck rooty or would he pop a gasket before penile insertion

[Autistic Spectrum]

woudl you say peter quinn the austlirain meth head is a more tender lover than rootbeer

[Lisa's Babysitter]

well did penetration acutally take place lisa, did you even fuck rooty or would he pop a gasket before penile insertion

Not nearly as often as he thinks it did. A couple of times I guess what happened could TECHNICALLY be called sex but I certainly wouldn't call it that.

[Autistic Spectrum]

this thread owns so bad, it's the problem with rubynet and also the solution

[Lisa's Babysitter]

woudl you say peter quinn the austlirain meth head is a more tender lover than rootbeer

Yes.

Now excuse me I need to vomit and scrub myself with bleach.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i can hear lisa yelling at rootbeer in her stern retarded teacher voice SHERMAN , SHERMAN DO NOT CUM , SHERMAN DO NOT WELL FOR FUCKS SAKE ROOTY,,

[Jibblez]

his name is Sherman lol

[clay]

KEEP TALKING THIS THEAD IS GETTING ME HARD HOT

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://debevansce.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/drink-out-of-a-hose.jpg

oh rooty

[Lisa's Babysitter]

KEEP TALKING THIS THEAD IS GETTING ME HARD HOT

I thought you would ban me to protect rootbeer's most honourable honour

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Because you're sexist.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa when's the last time you even got fucked proper like, u need some dick and you need it fast girl ,

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa when's the last time you even got fucked proper like, u need some dick and you need it fast girl ,

Months before Sherman. Maybe a year now.

Not that I haven't had offers but I made an effort to try and do the right thing by Sherman which is a joke on me because he wasn't trying at all to do the right thing by me.

[Autistic Spectrum]

tim is a mere 5 hours away, and i have seen him jerk off in tinychat more than enough times to know that he does not have the same quick draw mcgraw problems rooty has, but you might have to wear some sort of an anmial suit while he raw dogs you, nnnnnnnnn

[Lisa's Babysitter]

tim is a mere 5 hours away, and i have seen him jerk off in tinychat more than enough times to know that he does not have the same quick draw mcgraw problems rooty has, but you might have to wear some sort of an anmial suit while he raw dogs you, nnnnnnnnn

I've seen it too and I would if I hadn't of seen his personality as well.

[Autistic Spectrum]

well i am sure he won't beg to stay aftewards lmao, seems like a win / win lisa

[Garfield]

lisa would have let tim fuck her

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa would have let tim fuck her

Tim looks just fine. If I had never met him before and found him at a pub I would destroy that boy but unfortunately I hate him.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I'm gonna go organise a bath and then eat and try not to spew.

[Autistic Spectrum]

even more reason to fuck him ,lisa get in your car u can be there by sunset, and hate fuck him in a chicken coop while the hot aussie sun sets over another day on crikey island

[Jibblez]

So tim is the secret boyfriend

[steveyos YOLO]

Yes.

He would cry if I got a message from someone. He literally answered my phone when it rang and I was in the kitchen and just started screaming "FUCK OFF BACK UP PLAN!" into my phone.... Why? Because in his psycho fucked up mind if any guy called me he was apparently my back up plan and hours of abuse and crying would follow.

This should be your forced meme because that's funny.

[Gentleman Doli]

holy fucking lol

[Gentleman Doli]

Okay I jsut got done readeing the last 9 pages, tihs is the best thred to ever disgrace rubynet and also the worst, at the same time

[Gentleman Doli]

No dp, he was constantly jerking off at me but he can't actually have sex due to his premature ejaculation problems.
hafdsdgdsgdhd

[Gentleman Doli]

No I've had plenty of actual sex in my time and you are the one who literally can't fuck.

You would cum the very second your pathetic cock even touched me. Dead fish my ass HA!

Oh it's so great with her that you were texting me just a few hours ago telling me how much you loved me and wished we were together? Nah. Don't believe you because 1. I know you literally can't have sex, even after taking medication for it. And 2. You are a liar.

i beleve every part of the story