I should eat today

[Lisa's Babysitter]

This eating once a week business is untenable.

[steveyos YOLO]

Dealing with HIV is hard

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Dealing with HIV is hardlol

[rootbeer]

:(

[lnopia the great]

i just dominated a meat lovers skillet and it was awesome

[lnopia the great]

i cant imagine what its like to live shitty

[lnopia the great]

im going to do alot of sky diving this summer ive decided

[lnopia the great]

finishing the training to be able to jump solo and pull my own chute is the goal

[Garfield]

wear a helmet

[timmy]

wear a helmet

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[Garfield]

WHO THE FUCK HAS EVER TIED THE CONDOM IN A KNOT BEFORE FLUSHING IT DOWN THE TOILET OMG

[Garfield]

youre gonna get slimey puss all over your hands

[Garfield]

just rawdog™ it

[maks]

you're not supposed to flush it down the toilet it's bad for the plumbing

[Jibblez]

I eat three meals a day because I can afford to. ^__^ eating delicious food is better than sex

[steveyos YOLO]

How many of those meals are loads of nigger cum

[Jibblez]

lol that's not a meal, silly josh

[Garfield]

merely a snack

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I eat three meals a day because I can afford to. ^__^ eating delicious food is better than sex

Tard.

[Jibblez]

im not the one starving myself lmao

[Lisa's Babysitter]

you're not supposed to flush it down the toilet it's bad for the plumbing

Do that at hotels though because you don't want to be the cleaner emptying a waste paper basket with condoms full of cum in it.

At home, tie a knot and bin.

[Jibblez]

how many times a week do you poop

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Especially when you're having gang bangs with biker gangs at motels ok?

[lnopia the great]

i broke up with my girlfriend because she laughed at my condom knots

[jon]

con dom knotts? no i don't think so he's been dead a while

[maks]

Do that at hotels though because you don't want to be the cleaner emptying a waste paper basket with condoms full of cum in it.

At home, tie a knot and bin.

if you use condoms why do you have herpes

[Jibblez]

I drain my customers of all cum on the first shot. one cag, one condom

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I ate a pie yesterday.

[Jibblez]

ooooh so random!

[Garfield]

im eating pickles

[Jibblez]

slowly.. eat it slowly.. passsionatly...

[Lisa's Babysitter]

slowly.. eat it slowly.. passsionatly...

Stop waving your saggy flaps around trying to slut up the food. Some of us are trying to eat.

[Jibblez]

you have two lizard sluts fighting for your love, Garfield.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

you have two lizard sluts fighting for your love, Garfield.
No retard.

First of all I love Garfield as a mate.

Second of all you lose anyway.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Look what you're doing Garfield. Stop being such a hot stud. ;p

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I'm going to Mcdonalds

I like my pickles squashed between two all beef patties and some buns.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Raided the change jar for mcdonalds found that there was enough in there to buy weed, swapped it for a note at the supermarket and bought pot.

I made a salad and smoked ham wrap at home and ate it.

[Garfield]

:jackoff:

[timmy]

i have a jar in my room, its full of change, and its for mc donalds

[timmy]

crippling poverty

[Lisa's Babysitter]

i have a jar in my room, its full of change, and its for mc donalds

You live with your parents.

[timmy]

you live all alone, nobody loves you

[Jibblez]

Lisas family doesnt even want anything to do with her. At least you have a family lol

[timmy]

she thinks its some sort of insult that i dont live in a government housing unit like herself and live off of welfare.

[Jibblez]

Her psychotic rambling and raving really hurts my feelings sometimes :(

[steveyos YOLO]

Post hole cat avatar guy

[Lisa's Babysitter]

she thinks its some sort of insult that i dont live in a government housing unit like herself and live off of welfare.
I don't live in government housing, never have.

Loser.