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[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Hello.

[Autistic Spectrum]

hi lisa, how are you today,,, got your cup of tea, and big ass blunt,,

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I do tonight.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://perth.craigslist.com.au/fbh/4362192389.html

lisa pls, god dam get a job there

nude waitress staff wanted (perth)
compensation: $200/hour
Want to get paid to have fun at work???

Then we want YOU!!!!

We are currently seeking new staff to work in the fast growing industry of party entertainment hostessing
You will be required work at various venues, and functions across the Perthmetro and southwest areas from 3pm till 11pm Fridays and Saturdays serving drinks, mingle with the customers, socialise and have fun while wearing the bare minimum to completely nothing at all!

No experience is nessesary as full training can be provided however you need to be confident in a crowd and in your own skin so you can serve your customers with a smile.

FANTASTIC PAY RATES!!!! $$$
You will need your RSA and ABN or able to obtain them.

Backpackers also very welcome

If this sounds like you please contact us by phone or email ASAP.

Please forward resume and current photos topless in heels or nude so we can see how you would look for a shift ;)

Looking forward to hearing from you today

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lol

Can you make me a resume?

[Autistic Spectrum]

just hand in a crumpled piece of paper that says


LISA

PET STORE CAISHER AND TEACHER

[Autistic Spectrum]

give it to them while naked and u will prob get the job

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's the pereft job for you lisa, you make $200 dollors an hour,, u could buy a new iq test and pillow every hour

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lol yeah well

I don't get job tips from cag

[Lisa's Babysitter]

it's the pereft job for you lisa, you make $200 dollors an hour,, u could buy a new iq test and pillow every hour
LOL

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa pls allpy for that job and post the picture they want

Please forward resume and current photos topless in heels or nude so we can see how you would look for a shift ;)

[Autistic Spectrum]

i get all my jobs by searching job postings for ;)

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Winky smile winks

is my best response, I've run out of response

Bye dp.

[Gentleman Doli]

lisa u need to shake it til you make it, girl,

[Gentleman Doli]

lisas resume:

i have TWO DEGREES you fuckheads

[timmy]

lisas resume:

i have TWO DEGREES you fuckheads
my IQ is higher tahn yours

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisas resume:

i have TWO DEGREES you fuckheads
LOL

[maks]

if lisa is so smart why is she so incredibly stupid and poor

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

cuz, lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa,ca g codey

[timmy]

if lisa is so smart why is she so incredibly stupid and poor

shes the nikola tesla of our time?

[timmy]

except the only thing shes invented if losing it at 8

[maks]

shes the nikola tesla of our time?

tesla invented death rays lisa is on the dole she gets high and posts on the internet all night

[steveyos YOLO]

I wish she would have killed rootbeer

[timmy]

tesla invented death rays lisa is on the dole she gets high and posts on the internet all night

lisa invented aborting a meth dealers baby and her IQ is higher than yourts

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa does not live with her parents, she has lived her life, she is a college gradudaute

[timmy]

shes paid her fair share of taxes she deserves welfare

[timmy]

shes earned it

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa does not live with her parents, she has lived her life, she is a college gradudaute

I paid taxes for 20 years which is something a few people around here who go on about that haven't as well as paying my own way, not sponging off my parents well into adulthood

[timmy]

>20 years
definitely in her mid-late 40s

[Autistic Spectrum]

but,, but lisa , you sponge off society , i would think it would be better to sponge off the retards who brought you into this world

[Lisa's Babysitter]

>20 years
definitely in her mid-late 40s

Nope. Didn't just get my first job last week like you

I was working at 15-16... So nearly 20 years.

Tim you are a failure who has done a fraction of what I had done by your age. No-one is impressed.

[timmy]

she thinks shes paid 20 years worth of taxes (even if that very low taxes considering what she would be earning and how many hours per weeek) all the way through getting a degree.

my theory is that shes 45

[maks]

lisa paid 200 years of taxes you pathetic slag bushpig rango

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa paid 200 years of taxes you pathetic slag bushpig rango
XD

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am not really up to date on the austrlian tax code but in Amererica unless you make a fuck ton of money you don't pay all that much in taxes it's like 1/20th of your take home for most people and if you work a shit job you acutally end up making money back on taxes, so if you worked 20 years action star caculates sums action star you where way past even with sociecty in your first year of living on the dole

[maks]

lisa any truth to the rumors that you're a mummy doomed to walk the earth by an evil curse? I'd buy that because you totally look like mummified remains.

[Autistic Spectrum]

she thinks shes paid 20 years worth of taxes (even if that very low taxes considering what she would be earning and how many hours per weeek) all the way through getting a degree.

my theory is that shes 45

lisa was made to work in the circus since she was 10

[Lisa's Babysitter]

i am not really up to date on the austrlian tax code but in Amererica unless you make a fuck ton of money you don't pay all that much in taxes it's like 1/20th of your take home for most people and if you work a shit job you acutally end up making money back on taxes, so if you worked 20 years action star caculates sums action star you where way past even with sociecty in your first year of living on the dolesociety can go fuck itself

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa any truth to the rumors that you're a mummy doomed to walk the earth by an evil curse? I'd buy that because you totally look like mummified remains.
Is this meant to be an example of you being really good at telling jokes?

Because it's not.

[maks]

that's not a joke lisa it's an honest question about a believable rumor

[maks]

I could probably get you a job in the egypt exhibit at the peabody museam

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa public assistance is supposed to be a leg up not a hand out

[maks]

is it really that far fetched that lisa might be a mummy how else would she end up with bugs living in her twat

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa public assistance is supposed to be a leg up not a hand out

Semantics.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Die.