Rootbeer go ahead and post pics of your little dick

[steveyos YOLO]

Disarm lisa and gain the upper hand.

[Jibblez]

Since Rootbeer was very controlling of lisa, it suggests he has deap seated self-esteem issues and
probably does have a tiny penis. tiny penised men are the most controlling

[maks]

rootbeer was controlling of lisa because that's the only way to keep a girl like that from controlling you and quickly getting tired of you

[Jibblez]

notice whenever lisa dates someone she alienates that person from their friends?

[Jibblez]

red flag right there

[maks]

she doesn't even need to be dating them, she did it to plug drugs and they never even met, and she did it to rootbeer months before he went to australia (although he handled it a bit better than plug drugs did he tried to stay impartial and that's why I'm firmly on his side in this)

[maks]

also he had a better ending than plug drugs, his new girlfriend is p cute and by all accounts a wonderful girl. plug drugs died a virgin.

[Jibblez]

I don't know whose side to be on yet.

[Jibblez]

also, rooty's new girlfriend is what I'd call a rebound. lol

[maks]

rebound chicks are usually a lower caliber than the one who dumped you, rootbeer has jumped a good 5 points on the chick-o-meter. she's not a rebound, she's the real deal. lisa was a practice, a mulligan.

[Garfield]

lisas easily addicted body is yearning for sex now that shes had a taste of american dick she is salivating for more who will she lure into her spider webbed pussy of doom? next on ytmnsfw with your host garfield

[maks]

I'll throw her a mercy screw but only if she sells all the shit rootbeer gave her and pays for my ticket and gets me incredibly drunk because I'd have to be blackout drunk to ever have sex with lisa

[Garfield]

im not going to quote that andgive you 30 seconds to edit that post because you are obviously drunk right now

[Jibblez]

lisas easily addicted body is yearning for sex now that shes had a taste of american dick she is salivating for more who will she lure into her spider webbed pussy of doom? next on ytmnsfw with your host garfield

stupid

[Garfield]

stupid

lisa jr

[Jibblez]

lisas easily addicted body is yearning for sex now that shes had a taste of american dick she is salivating for more who will she lure into her spider webbed pussy of doom? next on ytmnsfw with your host garfield

so much try hard in this post I literally cringed reading it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i want to watch that arm wrestling show on amc so i have something to talk to rootbeer about other than lisa

[Garfield]

umm its called meta irony cag

[Jibblez]

Look at you having to explain that stupid fucking post.

[Jibblez]

Just accept it sucks (I do it every fucking day) and move on.

[Garfield]

i will not i stand by every one of my posts they are my art

[maks]

im not going to quote that andgive you 30 seconds to edit that post because you are obviously drunk right now

I'm like rootbeer, I have very little shame

[Jibblez]

Do not like rootbeer

[steveyos YOLO]

Do not like rootbeer

[timmy]

rootbeers new gf look slike she has downs just like him

[Garfield]

fucked up barry, you are banned from the minecraft server dontcome crawling back to rootbeer now

[timmy]

your sig sucks

[Garfield]

what is it havent checked in like a year

[steveyos YOLO]

rootbeers new gf look slike she has downs just like him

Now that all the girls know he will fuck basically anything, all the uglies will be begging for it

[Lisa's Babysitter]

There certainly wasn't a line up for him before. He can thank me that now he can fuck all the pathetic stupid women that came out of the woodwork the minute they saw him with me. Known him for years but not a peep until they saw him with another woman. Yep, they are the bestest and most genuine women. Not pathetic retards at all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa your magic vagina gave him teh confidence he needed to bang every slut in the swamp,,

[steveyos YOLO]

Haven't seen proof that you're a woman

[Camoron]

did this girl ask waht rootbeers been up to i wonder what he'd say "well i went to australia to be with the love of my life that i met on a gay nigger dick forum for 3 months"

[Camoron]

hh-hey where are you going

[Autistic Spectrum]

she knew that he had to go to pengin island to become a man,

[Camoron]

he came back 1000x more attrative because lisa made him shave his shitty neckbeard

[Camoron]

rooty you dont get to pound my hole until you shave, heres my razor get in the infaltable tub

[Camoron]

now just cut your stupid hair you look like a fag

[Camoron]

shave your head, go full shrek

[maks]

he came back 1000x more attrative because lisa made him shave his shitty neckbeard

losing one's virginity changes your whole attitude especially if you do it laughably late like 26 or whatever

[Camoron]

rootys only like 22

[Camoron]

cag is 26, she still hasnt lost it... :halo:

[maks]

that's still like 6 years later than a normal person

[Camoron]

ill have you know i was 24 when i lost mine, but only just

good age to lose it, shows peopel im not a prude but im also not a slut imo

[Autistic Spectrum]

15 to 17 is the right age to pop your cherry, past that you are begging a fat brown man to host minecraft servers

[Camoron]

i never cared about girls when i was a kid.. i always thought i might be gay and i still wonder sometimes

[Autistic Spectrum]

or sending coke sluts you know from the interent birthday peresnts in the mail

[Camoron]

its the thought that coutns

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is very rude to talk about, lisa just came back and we all know she got her v-card punched when she was 8 years old,

[maks]

ill have you know i was 24 when i lost mine, but only just

good age to lose it, shows peopel im not a prude but im also not a slut imo

and as soon as you did you stopped falling in love with strippers on the internet and found a real girlfriend and that's p much been my point all along

[Camoron]

:hmm:

[maks]

I'll bet you barry was a virgin when gush got her hooks into him

[skrizach]

Just accept it sucks (I do it every fucking day) and move on.

same, but about my life

[Autistic Spectrum]

i fucked a toaster oven in the 4th grade, and yes it counts as loosing my virginty ,i confrimed it on yahoo awnsers

[Lisa's Babysitter]

15 to 17 is the right age to pop your cherry, past that you are begging a fat brown man to host minecraft servers

LMAO

[rootbeer]

There certainly wasn't a line up for him before. He can thank me that now he can fuck all the pathetic stupid women that came out of the woodwork the minute they saw him with me. Known him for years but not a peep until they saw him with another woman. Yep, they are the bestest and most genuine women. Not pathetic retards at all.

Delusional as fuck

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Delusional as fuck

Shit fuck.

[rootbeer]

You sent me back here and now u regret it get real

[steveyos YOLO]

You're right rooty. All the girls were lined up to take a ride on that cock, but you waved them all off and chose lisa instead. It only cost you $10,000 to have the story of a lifetime to share with how you lost your virginity to some homeless woman on another continent.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

You sent me back here and now u regret it get real
Uh what?

You fucking retard.

I don't regret you going home at all. You had to go home at some point you pathetic moron. I don't regret it at all because within a couple of days the pathetic bullshit piece of shit you are was exposed.

You're the fucking delusional one. I'm here telling you to fuck right off and you think I regret you going home? Nope. I think you are a pathetic child who acted like a fuckhead.

LEAVE.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

On another note

Rootbeer is such a great guy

He had apparently added this account to his friend list long before I had this account.

What a piece of shit.

Have a nice holiday rootbeer? Fuck off.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Rootbeer the only person who thinks you're such a great guy who's acted decently here is maks

and that should tell you something

[rootbeer]

I'm sorry for a lot of stuff. I'm very sorry, but I don't want to post here to argue
Bye

[Lisa's Babysitter]

ok well then go

I had literally no-one to talk to while you pranced around like a fuckhead for a couple of weeks now

I'm sorry too but like I told you privately while you just fucking ignored it like a jerk, I am too disgusted and I have been too upset and angry to have you prancing about the forum while I sat there in the dark by myself after you embarrassed the fuck out me with your fucking bullshit. I mean I had to tell you to delete my pics after that off your facebook because not only did not have the decency to even tell me but you didn't have the decency to remove my face from the fucking pathetic bullshit on your facebook. And I have told you every which way, so have some fucking decency, go fuck off to your facebook and that idiotic woman and your piece of shit loser friends and at least don't make me have to fucking looking you here for a while out of common decency. How many fucking times did I tell you before actually posting here just like you have been for the past couple of weeks?

Jerk.

You wanted so bad for me to be the one to have fucked up. Well I didn't. So YOU fuck off.

~OUT~

[Autistic Spectrum]

the only way to truely put this terrible chapter in your life behind you lisa, is to post hilarious chat logs and pictures of rootbeers dick

[rootbeer]

ok well then go

I had literally no-one to talk to while you pranced around like a fuckhead for a couple of weeks now

I'm sorry too but like I told you privately while you just fucking ignored it like a jerk, I am too disgusted and I have been too upset and angry to have you prancing about the forum while I sat there in the dark by myself after you embarrassed the fuck out me with your fucking bullshit. I mean I had to tell you to delete my pics after that off your facebook because not only did not have the decency to even tell me but you didn't have the decency to remove my face from the fucking pathetic bullshit on your facebook. And I have told you every which way, so have some fucking decency, go fuck off to your facebook and that idiotic woman and your piece of shit loser friends and at least don't make me have to fucking looking you here for a while out of common decency. How many fucking times did I tell you before actually posting here just like you have been for the past couple of weeks?

Jerk.

You wanted so bad for me to be the one to have fucked up. Well I didn't. So YOU fuck off.

~OUT~
Well ur not alone, u can always bug me. Anyways I'm sorry a lot

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya real sorry while you where fucking your and lisa's daughter who somehow found a time machine and went back in time so she could fuck her dad,

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Well ur not alone, u can always bug me. Anyways I'm sorry a lot
That's bullshit!

You didn't even talk to me to tell me. Don't fucking sit here saying I can bug you when that isn't even true and you fucking well know it. You know exactly what you did, you know damn well. You didn't even have the fucking decency to talk to me and tell me yourself. You told me to call you then wouldn't even take my calls. You are a liar. JUST GO AWAY! Now!!!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh and btw rootbeer lisa is pregnant, with your baby and she's keeping it,, and i am building the baby a time machine,

[Camoron]

lisa really cares like wow she cares for u rooty

[rootbeer]

That's bullshit!

You didn't even talk to me to tell me. Don't fucking sit here saying I can bug you when that isn't even true and you fucking well know it. You know exactly what you did, you know damn well. You didn't even have the fucking decency to talk to me and tell me yourself. You told me to call you then wouldn't even take my calls. You are a liar. JUST GO AWAY! Now!!!!
im sorry it was too painful to talk to you while we are on different continents...

[rootbeer]

anyways i dont like making drama on here just skype me later or somethinbg

[rootbeer]

or pm me on here

[Camoron]

You're right rooty. All the girls were lined up to take a ride on that cock, but you waved them all off and chose lisa instead. It only cost you $10,000 to have the story of a lifetime to share with how you lost your virginity to some homeless woman on another continent.

rootber wishes it only cost him 10,000 dollars

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol rootbeer is so clueless about women it's really funny to watch this happen

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa babe i know i fucked our daughter from the future or w/e and i was chatting her up while i was staying in your house the whole time, but we can work this out on skype or w/e hit me up babe,,,

[Gentleman Doli]

lol rootbeer is so clueless about women it's really funny to watch this happen

[Garfield]

yeah cause al you nerds are experts on slammming pussy :rolleyes:

[Gentleman Doli]

I relly hope tahg they keep workeing out the details of tehir relationship on the rubynet forms. Were here for u both... we knos relationships can be hard but u guys have to work thru this!

[Autistic Spectrum]

women are a mystery but it seems they are more of a mystery to rootbeer

[skrizach]

at this point I'm pretty sure that both those accounts are alts and this is an elaborate troll

[steveyos YOLO]

You can't just let rootbeer fly over and rawdog the shit out of that beautiful brown pussy and leave some money and presents on the concrete blocks that you made a table out of and then he goes home to some other skank. Don't let him get away with this you're better than that

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Just accept it sucks (I do it every fucking day) and move on.

atrocious posting style exhibited here its like a 09 in your face troll holy shit go die

[Autistic Spectrum]

wow that's cag, you can't be mean to cag, she is very senstive lmao marks thread read ^_^

[Jibblez]

omg the last 2 pages ofthis thread.. lmao

[Jibblez]

it was too painful to talk to you while on separate continents

[Autistic Spectrum]

action star cag rings out her panties after reading this thread action star

[Jibblez]

asshole

[Autistic Spectrum]

hold up cag, hold up just one second here,

[skrizach]

atrocious posting style exhibited here its like a 09 in your face troll holy shit go die

pot calling the kettle black

[clay]

ROOTBEER DONT GO

[Garfield]

very good clayi see your starting to grasp the concept of ironey

[maks]

lol rootbeer is so clueless about women it's really funny to watch this happen

also lisa is clueless about rootbeer, somehow she missed that he has drastic mood swings at the drop of a hat, I'm not sure how, that's pretty much his whole persona

[timmy]

I'll bet you barry was a virgin when gush got her hooks into him

totally wasnt because i was a retarded 19 year old, everything to do with that you're right its up to you, bro

[timmy]

jesus christ its been like 5 years please kill me

[maks]

totally wasnt because i was a retarded 19 year old, everything to do with that you're right its up to you, bro

a retarded 19 year old desperate virgin

[Lisa's Babysitter]

anyways i dont like making drama on here just skype me later or somethinbg

No. I will not be talking to you later but you posting here is exactly my point. I mean look at these losers.

Please just go away, I will too. But just fucking well stop posting here.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

This pm was very surprising to me. I had no idea until now that ufotard even had a human side. Thank you ufotard.


sherman did you kinda dirty since his "dream" didn't materialize exactly as he wanted, I honestly hope you were able to profit from the dullard's 'Lisa lockdown' holiday. How on earth you managed to put up with that bullshit is a gross exercise in patience on your behalf. We may not see eye to eye on things but this fiasco makes me share a bit of human compassion with you. Hopefully this year will bring good things your way as you have certainly started the year on a low road filled with swamp-ogre's immature virgin bullshit.

sherman is fucking weird mother fucker.... you certainly can and deserve better!


peace

[maks]

lisa I liked you better when you were a dead monkey

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa I liked you better when you were a dead monkey

*hate cuddle*

Bye maks, I'm gutted mate. I was starting to have feelings for someone else but it would seem they hate me, yesterday I got up and ate and didn't throw up which was the first time I've kept down food in 5 days, I started to clean.... I wanted to pick myself up off the floor for this person but I just got another kick in the guts. I give up.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i told you that i can't be in a relationship right now, it's not you it's me i'm so sorry,,,,

[timmy]

a retarded 19 year old desperate virgin

lost it to a chink slut at 16, least she was pretty

[Autistic Spectrum]

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lisa let's sit in our blow up bathtubs listen to depressing music and slit our wrists,,,

[maks]

*hate cuddle*

Bye maks, I'm gutted mate. I was starting to have feelings for someone else but it would seem they hate me, yesterday I got up and ate and didn't throw up which was the first time I've kept down food in 5 days, I started to clean.... I wanted to pick myself up off the floor for this person but I just got another kick in the guts. I give up.

maybe you should try being a better person. you complain a lot but you seem pretty content to remain a shitty person and yet you're always surprised when yhou attract shitty people and shitty situations. I guess what I'm saying is you're stupid lisa and you need to change.

[maks]

a lopt of girls who aborted a meth dealer's baby would consider that their rock bottom. you were just getting started your bottom is going to break some kind of record.

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't try and improve yourself or your lot in life lisa, it's a meaningless exersize that will just end up leaving you bruised and battered

[maks]

lost it to a chink slut at 16, least she was pretty

next time lie, it's a much better excuse than 'I was 19'

[timmy]

next time lie, it's a much better excuse than 'I was 19'
im a race traitor

[Camoron]

lolohh man how was lisa able to tolerate rtootbeer oh wait he spent 300000 dolalrs on her thasts how

[Autistic Spectrum]

if lisa really kills herself this time i will most likely not attend her funeral but hopefully she does not even have one and is buried ina paupers grave and does not even have a funeral cause i would not want to fell bad about not being able to attend

[Autistic Spectrum]

lolohh man how was lisa able to tolerate rtootbeer oh wait he spent 300000 dolalrs on her thasts how

30,000 grand is a small price to pay for the brownest vagina on penguin island

[Camoron]

is it true that rootbeer bouvht you a used car lisa

[maks]

lisa sell the jewelry rootbeer gave you and send it to me I will buy a ticket to australia and hold you and stroke your hair and tell you that it will be ok

[Camoron]

what kidn of car was it

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol you made him buy you a fucking car lisa, your pimp game, god dam

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Ok look Cameron you fucking moron rootbeer did NOT spend that much money on ME, he spent that on himself. No he did not buy me car, he bought HIMSELF a fucking apartment IN AMERICA which he is telling everyone is money he spent on me, he bought plane tickets for HIMSELF for his fucking ass ache holiday here, he even cancelled his return ticket home without refund without telling me, again this in on the tally of what he is telling everyone he spent on me. He bought food and weed here, I paid the rent and MOST of the bills, he helped out with some of the bills while he was here. He bought me diamonds for Xmas which I told him not to but he did anyway and which I have offered to send him back. He bought me an iPad for my birthday and I'm keeping that.

That he is running around telling everyone he spent that much money on me is testament to his immaturatity and also not even close to amount he ACTUALLY spent on ME.

Ok? So fuck off.

[Autistic Spectrum]

does the car rootbeer got you get good gas mileage??

[Autistic Spectrum]

Ok look Cameron you fucking moron rootbeer did NOT spend that much money on ME, he spent that on himself. No he did not buy me car, he bought HIMSELF a fucking apartment IN AMERICA which he is telling everyone is money he spent on me, he bought plane tickets for HIMSELF for his fucking ass ache holiday here, he even cancelled his return ticket home without refund without telling me, again this in on the tally of what he is telling everyone he spent on me. He bought food and weed here, I paid the rent and MOST of the bills, he helped out with some of the bills while he was here. He bought me diamonds for Xmas which I told him not to but he did anyway and which I have offered to send him back. He bought me an iPad for my birthday and I'm keeping that.

That he is running around telling everyone he spent that much money on me is testament to his immaturatity and also not even close to amount he ACTUALLY spent on ME.

Ok? So fuck off.

also lisa you did not pay any bills or rent while rootbeer was there, the fine taxpayers of penguin island and tim abure paid your bills and rent

[maks]

lisa sell the jewelry and give me the money I'll come to australia and marry you and take you away from the squalor you're living in I will make a proper lady out of you I'll elevate you

[Garfield]

lisa diamonds are forever

[steveyos YOLO]

Don't abort rooty's baby...

[juji]

Ok look Cameron you fucking moron rootbeer did NOT spend that much money on ME, he spent that on himself. No he did not buy me car, he bought HIMSELF a fucking apartment IN AMERICA which he is telling everyone is money he spent on me, he bought plane tickets for HIMSELF for his fucking ass ache holiday here, he even cancelled his return ticket home without refund without telling me, again this in on the tally of what he is telling everyone he spent on me. He bought food and weed here, I paid the rent and MOST of the bills, he helped out with some of the bills while he was here. He bought me diamonds for Xmas which I told him not to but he did anyway and which I have offered to send him back. He bought me an iPad for my birthday and I'm keeping that.

That he is running around telling everyone he spent that much money on me is testament to his immaturatity and also not even close to amount he ACTUALLY spent on ME.

Ok? So fuck off.

You should thank a lot to Rootbeer, unlike return the gifts is a disgrace.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Oh you're so right juji, he acted like a total piece of shit but he bought me an iPad and diamonds and then complained to everyone about money he spent and so I offered the diamonds back. Yeah thanks so much rootbeer! That's what I always wanted.
Someone who bought me gifts then complained to everyone and tried to make out that somehow I'm a terrible person because he spent money on me.... and even then he's telling everyone that he spent 30,000 on me, which is absolutely not true, he spent the vast majority of that on HIMSELF, not me. That is his apartment he's living in that I've never even been in that he is trying to tell everyone is a part of the money he spent on me. Plane tickets he spent on me, yet funny thing about that is not one of those tickets were actually for me. I never asked for any of that and it's a bigger fucking disgrace to for him to complain to everyone about the money he spent saying it was all on me than me to turn around after all that and offer him the diamonds back.

Piss off juji.

[timmy]

would cost me like 200 bucks to meet lisa,
and i am not going to waste 300 bucks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ajgoaiwsjhgoiashjoiugh WHY spend thousands................................ ITS BEYOND ME

[Lisa's Babysitter]

No Tim because I have never wanted to meet you even when you have messaged me and said you wanted to meet me. You are a total loser in my opinion.

[timmy]

im half your age, no one even loves you from your family youre an outcast, your definition of loser is skewed

[timmy]

i have enough self respect to not go and fuck a woman old enough to be my mother

[timmy]

actually i lied ive hit on heaps of cougars in my time and gotten laid much easier than going for girls my age

[timmy]

the difference was taht they werent unemployed and they were actually pretty

[timmy]

the older a woman gets, the sluttier she is

[Lisa's Babysitter]

You don't know anything about my family you do not have any women who want you, you have no self respect and you have asked me a few times and been rejected each time Tim. You're delusional, how many times do you need to be told that I just don't like you Tim.

[Jibblez]

whenever I have a boyfriend that spends like that I never argue with him lol

[Lisa's Babysitter]

whenever I have a boyfriend that spends like that I never argue with him lol

That's because you are a prostitute who doesn't give a fuck about them as a person and is only interested in their money.


Ok look, I'm sorry, I'll find it easier to go away if everyone just leaves this topic alone now

[Jibblez]

Actually the majority of my ex-boyfriends are wealthy, successful people. ^__^

[Jibblez]

Its just when things are provided there is a mutual understanding to not act like a deranged
crackhead all the time. lmao

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Actually the majority of my ex-boyfriends are wealthy, successful people. ^__^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, no they aren't LOL.

Well I'm not for sale, you can't just buy me stuff and then think you can be as big a slime ball as you like and I won't argue or have any natural reaction to your bullshit. I don't know if you've met me but I'm Lisa and it doesn't work like that and it's an insult to think it does.

Ok he DID spend a lot of money, what exactly would you like me to do about that?

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Its just when things are provided there is a mutual understanding to not act like a deranged
crackhead all the time. lmao
God damn you're one poor fucking excuse for a person cag.

[Jibblez]

you could die maybe? :)

[timmy]

Ok look, I'm sorry, I'll find it easier to go away if everyone just leaves this topic alone now

begging for attention

[rootbeer]

You should thank a lot to Rootbeer, unlike return the gifts is a disgrace.

Yup

[rootbeer]

Zero self respect

[rootbeer]

Zero respect period.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Sherman, you are disgusting.

[Autistic Spectrum]

untill i see a bunch of dick pictures and chat logs i am gonna have to side with rootbeer

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Do not like rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa what werid sex things does rootbeer like ,, i have always pondered what kinky shit rooty was into.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Sherman, you are disgusting.

[Autistic Spectrum]

is he into cosplay did he ever dress up as little bo peep and try to fuck you in a sheep costume?

[Garfield]

wait for me lisa. wait for me.

[lnopia the great]

lisa if your man is spending money on you you are obliged to suck his dick that is how the world works that is how we get things done

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Nah that's not how it gets done.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa blows her weed dealer and strangers from the internet who buy her cars and ipads and diamonds because she wants too, not because she has too

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa blows her weed dealer and strangers from the internet who buy her cars and ipads and diamonds because she wants too, not because she has too
Thank you.

Put so nicely.

[Camoron]

lisa mcburny come on down your the next contestant on the price is root

[Jibblez]

Zero self respect

You were warned by countless friends about what you were gettinginto? Did you listen to them? No, lol. You come back all surprised that this is happening and act like you've been ripped off, but have no one to blame but you're own self.

[Camoron]

You should thank a lot to Rootbeer, unlike return the gifts is a disgrace.

This. So fucking win.

[Autistic Spectrum]

You were warned by countless friends about what you were gettinginto? Did you listen to them? No, lol. You come back all surprised that this is happening and act like you've been ripped off, but have no one to blame but you're own self.

cag i am warning you that stripper glitter will give you cancer,don't come crying to me when your tits fall off

[Jibblez]

cag i am warning you that stripper glitter will give you cancer,don't come crying to me when your tits fall off

i hate glitter

[Autistic Spectrum]

how do you make your self shiny for the druken businessmen

[Jibblez]

I have an aerosol can of stuff that makes the skin shiny from sally Henson spray tan legs. it adds a soft glow rather than getting fucking glitter everywhere.

[Autistic Spectrum]

your like a miniature greased pig

[Jibblez]

ugh rudde

[lnopia the great]

do they let you go full nude?? the strippers in vegas told me they cant if theres alcohol being served which is pretty retarded

[Jibblez]

do they let you go full nude?? the strippers in vegas told me they cant if theres alcohol being served which is pretty retarded

yeah there's no alcohol served in full nude club.

[Jibblez]

only in California though I think

[Autistic Spectrum]

let's say some guy shoves a rolled up 20 dollar bill into your snatch, do you keep the money after you call the bouncer over to get him kicked out or do you give him the money back

[Jibblez]

lol keep it

[Jibblez]

if its in my snatch then it belongs to me.

[Autistic Spectrum]

that man just bought your dignity for 20 dollors

[Jibblez]

lost my dignity a long time ago. lol

[Gentleman Doli]

Shut the fuck up Cag

[lnopia the great]

based on your work experience in the biz whats the average floor price to fuck a stripper

[Jibblez]

Just be nice and cool and I'm sure you can score one of their numbers. You don't need money

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok i'll give it a shot THANKS CAG!!

[Jibblez]

yw

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'll fucking slice you up in to 10 peices and put you into different freezers all over the city, the murder detativce that catches the case better be good at jigsaw puzzles

[Jibblez]

seems like a lotta work

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's a labor of love

[Jibblez]

itt would be really messy and gross.

[Jibblez]

there is no way you would be able to do that irl.

[steveyos YOLO]

Shut the fuck up Cag

[Jibblez]

everyone is super mad today

[steveyos YOLO]

Ok look, I'm sorry, I'll find it easier to go away if everyone just leaves this topic alone now


Same.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Rootbeer is the one without any decency, not me.

Disgusting.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer told everyone in the dota2 crew that your vagina had creepy crawlers

[Lisa's Babysitter]

rootbeer told everyone in the dota2 crew that your vagina had creepy crawlers

Yeah well he aired enough fucking bullshit around thank you very much.

I have no respect for anyone who thinks I should be thanking that slime ball. Shows me what kind of dirt bag they are. As if it already wasn't known what total creeps those two are. Cag I hope you're ever so grateful that Cameron sent you some presents. Did you run over and suck his dick like a good woman with self respect does?

Losers.

[timmy]

lisa believes ANYthihng jesus fuck

[timmy]

she just loves to have people talking about her it gets her all wet and yucky down there

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I'm here to play with dp and people in possession of an IQ above 100, not you tim

[Autistic Spectrum]

well i hate to tell you this lisa, but i am rly stupid

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry if i fooled you

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lol nah

You're a proper smart ass

[Autistic Spectrum]

nope just watched a vince vaughn movie about him being a sperm donor to 533 kids and i laughed and laughed at that terrible terrible movie,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am exteremly gay and stupid

[maks]

one time rootbeer thought lisa had a tampon string hanging out of her cooch which was strange because she finished menopause years ago but turns out he was wrong it was actually an earthworm

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lol

Thanks for the smiles dp, it's meant something.

[Autistic Spectrum]

something about an ant farm in your anal cavity

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Lol

*charmed*

[maks]

lisa's crack is home to a previously undiscovered species of salamander

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Ah so that's where my old Mexican walking fish called Feral went, been looking for him for 15 years

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa did you take rootbeers viringity y/n

[maks]

Ah so that's where my old Mexican walking fish called Feral went, been looking for him for 15 years



now I understand why you don't ever make jokes and just yell and scream all the time it's because you are no good at making jokes

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's good at 3 things, making tea, rolling joints and sucking dicks,

[Lisa's Babysitter]

now I understand why you don't ever make jokes and just yell and scream all the time it's because you are no good at making jokes

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

bet that bitch could do all 3 at the same time

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

one time rootbeer thought lisa had a tampon string hanging out of her cooch which was strange because she finished menopause years ago but turns out he was wrong it was actually an earthworm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[maks]

does being wretched count as a skill cause lisa has got that in spades

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Ba boom Ching.

You're so good at making jokes maks.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

did you read the one where you had an earthworm dangling out of your pussy I chuckled at that one irl

[Lisa's Babysitter]

did you read the one where you had an earthworm dangling out of your pussy I chuckled at that one irl

Yeah

[Lisa's Babysitter]

But that was out shined by the ant farm in my anus

[maks]

did you read the one where you had an earthworm dangling out of your pussy I chuckled at that one irl

Ah so that's where my old Mexican walking fish called Feral went, been looking for him for 15 years

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I love you too maks

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok so peter quinn, codey and rootbeer are all sitting in a room you have a gun and two bullets what do you do lisa,,THINK FAST

[Lisa's Babysitter]

ok so peter quinn, codey and rootbeer are all sitting in a room you have a gun and two bullets what do you do lisa,,THINK FAST

Shoot Cody,then vomit on the other two and leave

[Autistic Spectrum]

yep lisa sucks at jokes she should have said shoot codey twice

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Oh I skimmed past that there were two bullets.... So I'm meant to spare one? But the bar is so low who is better?

[maks]

lisa is it true that your vagina is home to a family of banana slugs or do you just have really droopy labias? "both" is an acceptable answer.

[maks]

Oh I skimmed past that there were two bullets.... So I'm meant to spare one? But the bar is so low who is better?

ladies and gentlemen this is what a 190 iq looks like in australia

[Lisa's Babysitter]

ladies and gentlemen this is what a 190 iq looks like in australia

Except that wasn't a joke genius

[Autistic Spectrum]

the joke was that the setup(which is the oldest setup in the book) was meant to imply that you could only kill two of them, but then the punchline(Which you fucked up in so many ways) was that you hate codey so much that you shot him twice

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa it's littlery the oldest joke in the book

[maks]

if a train is leaving chicago towards portland at 50km/h at 3pm and another leaves bangor headed for sarasota at 5pm then how many daddy longlegs are crawling across your clitoris right now?

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.thejokehouse.com/jokes/1364/index.php

joke house day one shit

[Lisa's Babysitter]

the joke was that the setup(which is the oldest setup in the book) was meant to imply that you could only kill two of them, but then the punchline(Which you fucked up in so many ways) was that you hate codey so much that you shot him twice

Lol

Ah I love you dp lol as a friend

[maks]

q: why did the chicken cross the road
a: to eat the caterpillars crawling out of lisa's slit

[Camoron]

id shoot cody then myself cause either way im still gonna be trpaped in a room with a fag

[Lisa's Babysitter]

id shoot cody then myself cause either way im still gonna be trpaped in a room with a fag

LOL

[steveyos YOLO]

If plug drugs was still alive he would be here to defend you.

[rootbeer]

Rootbeer is the one without any decency, not me.

Disgusting.

I'm sorry

[lnopia the great]

sorry you dont know the difference between string and an earthworm?

[Autistic Spectrum]

your words are empty rootbeer, and they sicken me

[steveyos YOLO]

Sorry you are missing out on the love of your life and living out your dream

[Camoron]

sorry you dont know the difference between string and an earthworm?

Wait did rooty think lisas tampon was a worm or something

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I'm just going to share this. Ufotard has been very insightful and nice.... this is unprecedented.




sherman did you kinda dirty since his "dream" didn't materialize exactly as he wanted, I honestly hope you were able to profit from the dullard's 'Lisa lockdown' holiday. How on earth you managed to put up with that bullshit is a gross exercise in patience on your behalf. We may not see eye to eye on things but this fiasco makes me share a bit of human compassion with you. Hopefully this year will bring good things your way as you have certainly started the year on a low road filled with swamp-ogre's immature virgin bullshit.

sherman is fucking weird mother fucker.... you certainly can and deserve better!


peacewow... Thank you. I'm very surprised to see you have this side at all.

Lisa, you are honest for the very most part and brash. We have tossed shots at one another for a very long time and with that comes a bit of respect while sifting out the forum bullshit. You were very straight up with him from the get go and told him it was unlikely to work out, As time goes by we tend to know ourselves and our limitations on bullshit. Sherman packed his bag and forced himself onto your doorstep pretty much, you taking him in (a stranger) and tending to his needy ass bullshit taught me a thing or two about you. You are a kind person to accept this baggage, I would have either called a cop or grampy (w 12 gauge shotgun) and disposed of this man-child on day one. You were a trooper and extended your home and self while the weirdo burrowed into his self fulfilling agenda (you). How on earth you suffered through his bullshit is where I took another look at "who is Lisa".... I found respect for and of your kindness under a very stressful situation.

peace

UofLCardfan08
Wow thank you. That's a lot of insight.... almost like you were there.

I tried to do the right thing by him. I was angry when he turned around and didn't do the right thing by me. I've dealt with and come out of worse though.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa get in tinychat i need to ask you soemething

http://tinychat.com/rubynet

[Lisa's Babysitter]

lisa get in tinychat i need to ask you soemething

http://tinychat.com/rubynet
I'm in bed, I paid the $1 for the tinychat app but I'm not sure it's worth $1.... I'll give it a go

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok we are all waiting

[Camoron]

Lol lisa tinychattin on her ipad air

[timmy]

on her rootbeer air™

[steveyos YOLO]

I'm just going to share this. Ufotard has been very insightful and nice.... this is unprecedented.

Now you just turned me against her. You are terrible.

[rootbeer]

Yup I am a monster :rolleyes:

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Listen you

One of the fucking things I'm disgusted in with you is you running around whinging about how much money you spent on me and most of that being bullshit.

Now, IF you had given me this iPad etc... and not gone around whinging to every second person about how much money you spent (when I told you not to buy me those things anyway) THEN you might have a leg to stand on with me about self respect in that regard, as it stands, you don't.

So stop whinging about it and you can have back the fucking diamonds or I'll sell them and pay pal you the fucking money if I hear another god damn thing about it.

Thanks a whole bunch.

[Garfield]

rootber quit being such a whinger

[rootbeer]

Listen you

One of the fucking things I'm disgusted in with you is you running around whinging about how much money you spent on me and most of that being bullshit.

Now, IF you had given me this iPad etc... and not gone around whinging to every second person about how much money you spent (when I told you not to buy me those things anyway) THEN you might have a leg to stand on with me about self respect in that regard, as it stands, you don't.

So stop whinging about it and you can have back the fucking diamonds or I'll sell them and pay pal you the fucking money if I hear another god damn thing about it.

Thanks a whole bunch.
Stop

[rootbeer]

I'm sorry I pissed u off, please don't sell ur presents unless u need the money

[rootbeer]

I like u a lot Lisa I'm sorry it didn't work out, but I don't wanna fight anymorw

[Gentleman Doli]

be less gay

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Is it my fault you've disrespected me even with the gifts by god damn bitching about it to every second prick I speak to?

You can't have it both ways and try and act squeaky clean with me when you've got a whole lot more than that to answer for with me.

I'm still pissed off and I don't even care for any answers, I don't want to know anymore about what you've done behind my back, I want you to fucking stop trying to act like king fucking gentleman when you have been a WORM.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

be less gay

You're not a great example