Rooty got a new girlfriend.

[Jibblez]

http://imgur.com/ExRdTzu

Did Rooty murder Lisa in a fit of steroid fueled rage? Or did he dump her and leave her in that dirty, rats nest apartment leaving her wondering "where did all da money go? Sherman I waz kidding come back! I miss the money! lmao!"

[Jibblez]

http://i.imgur.com/ExRdTzu.jpg

[Jibblez]

Wonder what lisa is doing knowing that this bitch moved in on her meal ticket.

[timmy]

how do you knw so much about a person who doesnt post here anymore?


also, im gonna go get some sloppy seconds :naughty:

[maks]

that chick is way better than lisa, it looks like my hope for the situation (that rootbeer would learn and grow from this and get himself a real girl) came true, good for him.

[timmy]

sloppy second herpes

[maks]

it's like I tell all the other virgins itf, when you stop obsessing over your virginity and get a little stank on the hang low chicks are suddenly on easy mode

[Jibblez]

Hopefully he doesn't spread the herpes to this girl. She looks nice and is a serious upgrade from Lisa.

[timmy]

i wonder if he will be all like "hey new gf i bought an apartment just for you"

[Jibblez]

http://i.imgur.com/ExRdTzu.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/SiH9zdf.jpg

[timmy]

lisa has the most fucked up greased up hair ive seen on a woman in my life(not including homeless women, but she would probably contend with homeless women ive seen)

[Jibblez]

you would still tap that tho

[timmy]

yolo

[maks]

yeah rootbeer is like astronomically better opff with this chick, though sher looks a little like him I think it might be his sister or his cousin or something has she been verified as his girlfriend?

[Jibblez]

well its settled. Rooty's new girlfriend has much more beautiful hair and actually wears clean clothes, but is still a huge faggot. just waiting
for the day when he comes back and pretends like nothing happened. lmao They really need to give lisa a new, non-herped account she will post rooty's genitals like she promised.

[Jibblez]

yeah rootbeer is like astronomically better opff with this chick, though sher looks a little like him I think it might be his sister or his cousin or something has she been verified as his girlfriend?

His relationship status on facebook confirms it, but yeah looks like a relative. stevey said the same thing. lmao

[Jibblez]

There are currently 4 users browsing this thread. (1 members and 3 guests) haahhahaha

[juji]

yeah, better than lisa

[maks]

His relationship status on facebook confirms it, but yeah looks like a relative. stevey said the same thing. lmao

good for him then, I'm happy for him he's way better off

[Jibblez]

Rooty is busy buying his nice, normal new girlfriend diamonds and gifts while Lisa plays payday 2 alone in her filthy apartment with no one but her cat.

[Jibblez]

hopefully this time his new girl doesn't verbally/sexually abuse him by threatening to put his genitals on display for everyone to see.

[maks]

he should come back here I'd like to hear what he has to say about the lisa situation

[clay]

his new girlfriend looks like she has the same extra chromosome as he does, so i hope someone mentioned that. but rootbeer told me a few hours ago that lisa tried to make him have anal sex, he freaked out, and she kicked him out of her house. interesting relationship

[Jibblez]

I guess they can unherp his account because he certainly won't be giving it to lisa anytime soon. I wonder just how used rooty feels right now.. all his chronic munchies accounts down the drain and for what.

[timmy]

his new girlfriend looks like she has the same extra chromosome as he does, so i hope someone mentioned that. but rootbeer told me a few hours ago that lisa tried to make him have anal sex, he freaked out, and she kicked him out of her house. interesting relationship

wait, giving or receiving? theres a huge difference there, you kind of left that detail out, plkease, dont leave, me, hanging

[clay]

lisa wanted him to fuck her in the ass. he told me that its against gods will, which is what i assume he told her

[maks]

oral is just as against god's will but I'll bet he never turned down a blowjob

[timmy]

lisa wanted him to fuck her in the ass. he told me that its against gods will, which is what i assume he told her

packing my bags next stop lisas anus

[Jibblez]

lisa wanted him to fuck her in the ass. he told me that its against gods will, which is what i assume he told her

rooty likes feet tho

[timmy]

i would totally undewrstand rooty if lisa wasnt going to purge her anus,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, because, poop on your dick is gross, and condoms were invented by the devil

[maks]

that's probably it, there's no chance at all that lisa's ass isn;t incredibly gross just look at the rest of her ffs

[Jibblez]

ass rape or rape ass?

[Jibblez]

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lmao lisa is lurking for sure, reading these posts, fuming, masterbating angrily

[Autistic Spectrum]

just talked to lisa on skype, she says the butt sex thing was only part of it, she wanted to be reamed up her anal cavity sure, and rootbeer was scared of her butthole,but the main reason they broke up was because he did not want to start a highwire circus act with her because he's a roided out cripple who would not last 2 mins a hire wire,

[Garfield]

http://i.imgur.com/SiH9zdf.jpg

that seriously made me laugh for like 5 minutes non stop first funny post cag ever made and it was technically lisa who made me laugh

[maks]

that 1973 shirt is all the proof you need that lisa shops at the goodwill

[maks]

probably used to belong to a dead hippy

[Garfield]

looks like rooty really did a number to her when he broke her heart and left, now she has no home no clean clothes, no shamppooo to wash her hair with 3 times a day

[Garfield]

only her most precious belongins, a little bit of weed from her neighbor and her adventure time cosplay outfit

[maks]

I'd like to put an end to this rumor that lisa ever washes her hair, look at her for fuck's sake it's clearly not true

[steveyos YOLO]

Stop it cat avatar guy

[rootbeer]

Stop it cat avatar guy

[timmy]

I'd like to put an end to this rumor that lisa ever washes her hair, look at her for fuck's sake it's clearly not true

every time you say "ffs" or "for fuck sake" it reminds me of OB, who does not post here anymore, who used to say those two phrases 10000 times

[steveyos YOLO]

I think cat avatar guy wants to get some rootbeer sprayed all over her face

[Gentleman Doli]

Oh rooty

[maks]

rootbeer can you confirm or deny that lisa's hair is essentially an oil spill

[steveyos YOLO]

And is the pic cag posted actually you and your mom?

[Garfield]

rooty did you spill your oil into her vajeen?

[juji]

rootbeer woah wtf, I need to talk you in steam

[Jibblez]

didn't Garfield jerk off into a sex toy with lisa watching?

[reno]

a buncha people were there, werent just lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

hehehehehe

[steveyos YOLO]

Garfield jerks off onto/into pretty much everything. That's his secret flavoring for his garfburger

[Jibblez]

rooty is afraid to say anything. he's afraid of lisa. lmao

[Camoron]

Poot

[Jibblez]

as she hangs his dick pix over his head

[steveyos YOLO]

He's probably afraid you won't give him a chance to hit that

[Jibblez]

ew

[Desolation]

why do people always have to push the limits with sex? Can't you just be happy cumming deep inside a pussy?

[timmy]

why do people always have to push the limits with sex? Can't you just be happy cumming deep inside a pussy?

[lnopia the great]

jesus lisa you are haggard as fuck

[lnopia the great]

that one pic thoroughly explains why literally anyone youve ever known, online or offline was brutally against you gong to see her

[rootbeer]

rootbeer woah wtf, I need to talk you in steam

I think u blocked me or something, are u Johnny joe star of whatever ?

[Garfield]

i love jackin it

[Garfield]

sometimes i use my left hand andsometimes i fuck yoplait yogurt cups

[Garfield]

the best is t poo poo in a empty glass cnadle holder (have to melt all thewax first, which canbe plesurable but thats a different story) and then fuck it till it comes out all around your pubies and you have to deep clean after or youll stink real bad