Just ate some chicken tenders

[Howard Dean]

I think they were poisend my stomach is hurtin cant stop burpin loks like this is it godbless folks im punhin my ticket

[Howard Dean]

honey mustard was probably a bad idea should gone with the ranch heh

[Gentleman Doli]

what do u mean u forgot le chickkne nuggets :hankler:

[Howard Dean]

the waiter was like "HEY BRO! SO UH WE DROPPED ONE OF UR TENDERS AND UHH INSTEAD OF MAKIN YOU WAIT FOR A WHOLE NOTHER HOUR HEHEHEHAHAHAH JUST KIDDIN WE WOULDNT TAKE THAT LONG UHHH WE DECIDED TO BRING U UR PLATE MINUS ONE TENDER"

[Howard Dean]

and he talked in all caps like that for real

[rubycalaber]

oh shit, better get chicken expert Timbo in here to help

[Howard Dean]

its ok the waiter brought me a small plate with just the extra tender i ordered and it was in like a puddle of its own grease oh yeh i am dying woops ogod here comes the big one lol

[rubycalaber]

how did you even know how many tenders you were meant to have

[Howard Dean]

idk he brought me two at first and i ordered an extra with whatever the normal was but now that i think about that is kind of bs to just get two tenders in one meal and have TO PAY TWO BUCKS FOR JUST ONE MORE WHAT THE FUCK THIS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER JUST RIPPED ME OFF THAT FUCKING FAGGOT HOOLY SHIT

[Camoron]

whers my fuckin tender brah

[Garfield]

tender chicken holes

[timmy]

i eat more chicken than the average person, chicken tenders are awesome with lettuce mayonaise and butter on a roll

[Gentleman Doli]

i eat more chicken than the average person, chicken tenders are awesome with lettuce mayonaise and butter on a roll

you fucking murderer

[Gentleman Doli]

what about heidi you damaged hole piece of shit