Well, Well, let's start.

[Howard Dean]

Greetings.
Let's meet?
Answer me, please!:heart:

[rootbeer]

lets try friends

[Howard Dean]

mmmm i feel love you

[rootbeer]

lets try the love. you feel mmmm

[Desolation]

Well, umm.. Hi.. I'm Desolation. I'm not too good at this speed dating stuff, ahahahah I've never really, um, tried it before. *touches face* Do you... *fixes hair* You go ahead --

[maks]

So once upon a time I paid $50 for portal 2 and played maybe 7 or 8 hours of it and then something else came out (skyrim maybe?) and I stopped playing portal 2. so friday I decided to go back and start portal 2 again and finish it this time so yesterday I finished it and now I can't get the fucking end credits song out of my head

[Howard Dean]

Well, umm.. Hi.. I'm Desolation. I'm not too good at this speed dating stuff, ahahahah I've never really, um, tried it before. *touches face* Do you... *fixes hair* You go ahead --

Oh! uh heh well um i got this internet startup im working on uh yeah its all about integrating user data and converting that into advertising dollars--heh oh god look at me going off on boring stuff. you're probably not interested in that stuff haha. i like your dress *sips water*

[Howard Dean]

*still sipping water*

[Desolation]

oh, uum.. yeah, YEAH my dress, its ... ohh, well its nothing too special, its from, uh, forever.. Forever 21? Its a.. store... At the outlet mall, a shopping... shopping p-place? Yeah that was dumb, ahahhaha... *ahem*...and i love internet stuff actually hahah... I do post.. That's like.. I don't know, kind of hard to explain. Its called rubycalaber dot com forums. Its stupid but funny. Kind of like facebook you just talk about stuff. *twirls bracelet so much it breaks*

[Howard Dean]

*keeps sipping water until choking from too much water*

*starts choking really bad*

*choking really really bad now*

*this is no joke there is some serious choking going on now*

*pretty much die from choking so much*

[Howard Dean]

(phew, now i dont have to be so nervous. silly girls trying to get me all worked up lol)

[lnopia the great]

nice dress wanna fu- .. f-f-friend me on facebook

[Garfield]

oh hey howard what are you doing here i thought you said you were a... HOWARD WHOS THIS WHORE!?

[Howard Dean]

:lost:

[Plug Drugs]

so, *cough* ummm well, i live with my parents, the only job i ever had was pushing carts but i quit after 3 months, and whenever i get money it goes straight to buying oxycodone

[Garfield]

pushes filthy drug abusing hobo out of the way ahem...over herreee

[Dustin]

pushes filthy drug abusing hobo out of the way ahem...over herreee

lol

[Plug Drugs]

lol

lol

[Garfield]

lol
doesnt the public library get tired of you lounging all over the water fountains and posting on rubynet everyday?

[Gentleman Doli]

doesnt the public library get tired of you lounging all over the water fountains and posting on rubynet everyday?

yes

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

hello my name is dadadan i enjoy long bubble baths and scented candles

[Plug Drugs]

doesnt the public library get tired of you lounging all over the water fountains and posting on rubynet everyday?
are you projecting or soemthing

[Plug Drugs]

Because i'm an asshole:

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i want whiskey, i want cold beer, alcohol can kill my liver