drinking straight shots of tequila, no chaser and trying not to puke

[Plug Drugs]

fyi, sherbert doesnt work as a chaser

[clay]

tabasco works as a chaser or any other non chunky hot sauce

[lnopia the great]

i gave my friend a girlie shot to chase his tequila a long time ago but the girlie shot was just another shot of tequila with a bunch of tabasco with some whip cream on top :smug:

[lnopia the great]

:mischief:

[lnopia the great]

got that shit all over his nigger lips

[maks]

agreed, tequila is pretty mild for a hard liquor. in fact if you're using a chaser for anything you're a bit of a pussy.

[Garfield]

gold - lime and salt
silver - orange and cinnamon

[Garfield]

or not be a total spic and drink warm jameson like a real man

[maks]

drink warm jameson like a real man

yes. jameson or tullamore dew (same shit, same wonderful shit)

[lnopia the great]

look at these peasants pretending to sound cultured

[Garfield]

i chase my loowie the X111 with crushed up vicatin

[Plug Drugs]

the tongue is willing but the stomach rejects it

[Plug Drugs]

You need to take a few half shots until the feeling kicks in, i know a lot of girls with your problem, and i hear gay men as well, but you are the first hetero guy i heard of that can't drink takillya str8

fuck you i used to be able to drink 4 shots gulping it off the bottle but after drinking all day every day my stomach simply can't handle hard liquor any more, I'm past my prime

Little kiddie drinkers like you still drink hard liquor and think being able to do shots reflects size of your balls awww how cute

[Plug Drugs]

oh yeah well i had to get a liver transplant at age 14 from being perpetually drunk since age 11

[Plug Drugs]

i get a new liver every month, i just inject whiskey to bypass the liver now because i couldnt afford to keep getting new ones

[Plug Drugs]

how dare you say that my story isn't true, I ALMOST DIED YOU PRICK

[rootbeer]

tonight i drank margaritas made by a mexican, i might die

[maks]

there's special bars in I think new york where you can inhale alcohol through a vaporizor

[Howard Dean]

my roomies used to make fun of me for buying tequila to drink straight instead of whiskey but i mean liquor isnt supposed to taste like perfume so fuck yall niggas is what i told them and uhh then i moved out

[maks]

tequila is a different kind of drunk than whiskey, makes me more energetic and sociable

[Howard Dean]

it made me confident enough to talk to a girl on the internet

[maks]

that's a big step forward, I'm proud of you

[rootbeer]

i dont usually drink, but last week i bought "colt 45 blast" just for the hell of it (fruity malt liquor) literally the worst taste in the world it was like fruit flavor rubbing alcohol

[Howard Dean]

my roommate would always buy the weird pre-mixed things and they would be so nasty WHY DO YOU WANT YOUR ALCOHOL TO NOT TASTE LIKE WHAT IT IS YOU WANT TO PRETEND UR DRINKING KOOLAID FAGOT

[maks]

if you want a good fruity drink try boone's farm I used to buy it to get girls drunk when I was a teenager

[rootbeer]

smirnof ice is pretty good for a fruity drink, i more like beer though

[Dustin]

Another plug drugs thread where he tells discusses his rampant drugs and alcohol abuse, cool.

[clay]

drink hot sauce

[Howard Dean]

what kind of sauce and how long should the sauce be heated up for before its considered hot

[Howard Dean]

www.funnyjokes.biz

[Plug Drugs]

drink hot sauce

i was seriously considering this when i looked in fridge and all there was was lime flavored concentrate crap and tabasco sauce

[lnopia the great]

smirnof ice is pretty good for a fruity drink, i more like beer though

it is no fun to chug and that gay iced fad was rampant around here

[Plug Drugs]

fruity shit is expensive, might as well just drink wine like a homo

[Dustin]

*wild irish rose*

heh

[Dustin]

tastes just like oversweetened homemade wine,

Yeah I'm not sure about that its for poor black people, whatever floats your boat.

[Plug Drugs]

how about black velvet whiskey for $9 a bottle

[Dustin]

Actually the term is bumwine, and it's got more of a following than you might think. cisco, and thunderbird arent all too terrible, also for bottom shelf, try the paul masson white zinfandel.

(boone's farm is 6% so fuck that, i wont touch a wine under 11%)

Sorry, I'm going to have to pass lol

[maks]

I've been known to kick back on my porch and kill a 40 of colt 45 but I don't pour any on the sidewalk for my homies who couldn't be there because my friends are white and not in gangs so they're all still alive

[Dustin]

I've been known to kick back on my porch and kill a 40 of colt 45 but I don't pour any on the sidewalk for my homies who couldn't be there because my friends are white and not in gangs so they're all still alive

I wish I could by 40's in Florida, fuckin' bible bashing south.

[maks]

you're better off with a 6 pack of something that doesn't taste like ass. nothing tasty ever came out of a 40oz bottle.

[maks]

fun fact it takes about 10 minutes for a bottle of colt 45 to go flat and taste 10x worse than it does fresh

[Dustin]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rage:

no fawteez!

damn son that sucks!

Yeah, the biggest beer you can get here is only 32 OZ's. Its pretty homosexual. :bs:

[Dustin]

Like the 8 more ounces is really going to put someone over the edge or some shit.

[Plug Drugs]

the douchebag law-makers are convinced that there is a certain number of drinks a person can have where they will magically transform from "safe to drive" into "drunken hazard to everyone around them"

[maks]

connecticut just repealed the law that liquor stores can't be open on the sabbath

[Plug Drugs]

nice. In minnesota, liquor stores and bars can't be open on sunday either, and they have to close at 10 every night. This just leads to all the drunk people in minnesota driving to wisconsin to buy beer on sundays and before midnight every other night

[Plug Drugs]

a case of beer is also 3-4 dollars cheaper in wisconsin than in minnesota, all the more reason to drive there.

So what makes more sense, just letting liquor stores be open every day of the week until midnight, or indirectly cause a dangerous traffic rush of drunks trying to get to wisconsin before the liquor store closes every night

[maks]

best part is the governor's rationale was not 'It's wrong to force religious values on our citizens' it was 'We're losing too much money from people driving to new york to buy beer'.

[Garfield]

if yall are going to drink alcohol to get drunk like highschoolers buy a bottle of everclear its the biggest bang for your buck

[Garfield]

i drink it for the taste and simply to rehydrate my body after working out etc

[Garfield]

it thins your blood so you can get better circulation to all of the muscles you just tore and they heal alot faster so you dont have to skip a day inbetween pumping iron

[Plug Drugs]

they dont sell it in every state

[Plug Drugs]

not to mention the amount of alcohol in everclear is chemically signifcant, such that it can be reactive with various medicines and bodily tissues on contact -- it can, in vivo, turn methylphenidate into the much more potent "ethylphenidate", within the stomach and intestines. It can also increase the oral bioavailability of things like oxymorphone tenfold - literally turning your standard dose into a lethal dose.

Just imagine the physiological changes it induces on your body even in the absence of other drugs.

Everclear is something I personally as a drug user, don't like to mess around with.

[lnopia the great]

most people dont take about 6 different pain killers to feel normal

[Plug Drugs]

but if you don't like drinking it you could always start your car with it, or clean the toilet bowl with it.

[lnopia the great]

it thins your blood so you can get better circulation to all of the muscles you just tore and they heal alot faster so you dont have to skip a day inbetween pumping iron

you should consider moving up to the 10 lb dumbbells

[Plug Drugs]

it thins your blood so you can get better circulation to all of the muscles you just tore and they heal alot faster so you dont have to skip a day inbetween pumping iron
this is true, although it thinning your blood is not what's important - its the fact alcohol dilates blood vessels which is very good for muscles after working out; it gets blood flowing into all your cramped and torn muscles so the healing can begin a lot sooner.

A hot shower is good for the same reason

[Plug Drugs]

you mean 160 proof mock-absinthe
i'm pretty sure there's no wormwood or thujone in it like traditional absinthe.
Even though the bottle says something like "at long last, absinthe is reintroduced into the united states" or w/e, if I remember correctly its just cleverly worded marketing, and not real absinthe

[Plug Drugs]

here we go found some info on wikipedia if you care to read it:

In 2007, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) effectively lifted the longstanding absinthe ban, and has since approved many brands for sale in the U.S. market. This was made possible partly through the TTB's clarification of the Food and Drug Administration's (FDA) thujone content regulations, which specify that finished food and beverages that contain Artemisia species must be thujone free.[100] In this context, the TTB considers a product to be thujone-free if the thujone content is less than 10 ppm (equal to 10 mg/kg).[101][102] This is verified through the use of Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometry.[103]

The importation, distribution, and sale of absinthe is permitted with respect to the following restrictions:

The product must be thujone-free as per TTB guidelines,
The word "absinthe" can neither be the brand name nor stand alone on the label, and
The packaging cannot "project images of hallucinogenic, psychotropic or mind-altering effects."

Absinthe imported in violation of these regulations is subject to seizure at the discretion of U.S. Customs.[104][105]

Beginning in 2001, a product called Absente was sold legally in the United States under the marketing tagline "Absinthe Refined", but as the product contained sugar, and was made with southernwood (Artemisia abrotanum) and not grande wormwood (Artemisia absinthium) (prior to 2009), the TTB classified it as a liqueur.

Although 160 absinthe still has a shitload of alcohol in it obviously, and will get you drunk. But i'm guessing its expensive and there are definitely cheaper alternatives for getting your standard shitfaced drunk on

[Garfield]

i have real absinth they sell it in texas (beccause of close proximity to new orleans they are allowed to have it because of their high drinking population in regard to the number of barsthey have in one area and alot of people there do voodoo historically and thats why it was invented because it makes you trip balls like acid, mushrooms, etc)

[Plug Drugs]

one time i sold benadryl to my friends and said it was valium
they were like "duuuude i feel so messed up, valium kicks ass"

[Howard Dean]

my nose is so clear im seeing fractals