View Full Version : THE FUCKING BITCH PUTS DIRT IN THE SPONGES AND PUTS THEM IN THE WRONG PLACE AND SITS ON THE COUCH WRONG TOO!!!!
Chronic Munchies
01-04-2014, 07:53 PM
Fucking hell. I'm going to have a domestic about it.
lnopia the great
01-04-2014, 08:23 PM
haha
steveyos
01-04-2014, 08:25 PM
haha
Chronic Munchies
01-04-2014, 08:27 PM
AND HE HAS NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR MY ICE TRAY SYSTEM
Chronic Munchies
01-04-2014, 08:30 PM
he also did wrong things to my bits of cardboard AND NOW WE ARE GOING TO RUN OUT OF CARDBOARD!!!!!!!
Chronic Munchies
01-04-2014, 08:34 PM
I bought him two new sponges to do my dishes with and I already had to confiscate one of them off him because he kept using it wrong and once also I found some foodstuffs left on the back of a plate he had supposedly washed.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH?
Chronic Munchies
01-04-2014, 08:35 PM
ok well I made him buy the sponges but still....
www.whatthefuck.com
01-04-2014, 08:46 PM
just be thankful you don't have a fish tank lisa
www.whatthefuck.com
01-04-2014, 08:47 PM
unless you plan on farming algae for crude oil in a fjs style world domination scheme, then rootbeer is the right guy to tend your tanks
UofLCardfan08
01-04-2014, 08:49 PM
send him to the store to buy tampons
www.whatthefuck.com
01-04-2014, 08:50 PM
send him to the store to buy tampons
:goodone: :tup: :barry: :yes: :doit:
Chronic Munchies
01-04-2014, 09:29 PM
STOP TRYING TO RAPE MY FEET!
Chronic Munchies
01-04-2014, 09:34 PM
I patted him on the shoulder and said, "There, that's the level of affection I'm comfortable with"
and so then he started patting me on the shoulder and said, "well we'll pat each other's shoulders until climax"
so that is what we are doing today
rose west
01-04-2014, 09:37 PM
AND HE HAS NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR MY ICE TRAY SYSTEM
Men are insensitive bastards.
Trade the cunt in for a nigger or a woman.
www.whatthefuck.com
01-04-2014, 09:47 PM
welcome to the friend zone rooty
rubycalaber
01-05-2014, 08:40 AM
I like how violence is so common in lisas life she just says "a domestic" at this stage
www.whatthefuck.com
01-05-2014, 08:45 AM
I like how violence is so common in lisas life she just says "a domestic" at this stage
yeah i like it when people beat the shit out of her too
always stevey
01-05-2014, 08:53 AM
I like how violence is so common in lisas life she just says "a domestic" at this stage
UofLCardfan08
01-05-2014, 09:33 AM
STOP TRYING TO RAPE MY FEET!
time once again to report a possible crime taking place on penguin island
Actually it would be easier to provide the authorities an alt account so they can take notes of the illicit events taking place in their community. Certainly Lisa must have signed a written agreement to not break laws in her government subsidized one bedroom bordello and gang bang parlor.
cody, it's send an email time once again
RAPE
Marijuana
Meth - ice/diamonds
illegal steroids - once an addict, always an addict
UofLCardfan08
01-05-2014, 09:35 AM
yeah i like it when her own loving family beat the shit out of her too
corrected
www.whatthefuck.com
01-05-2014, 09:36 AM
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Chronic Munchies
01-06-2014, 01:16 AM
UPDATE:
We have more cardboard now, lots of it and I don't think we'll run out of cardboard again unless sherman pours glasses of water on it
PHEW!
Garfield
01-06-2014, 01:43 AM
build a fort and name it Lizardania, the Lost City of Unfunny
timmy
01-06-2014, 03:13 AM
The lost city of herpes and diamonds
steveyos
01-06-2014, 06:10 AM
or just die that would be ok too
rubycalaber
01-06-2014, 08:24 AM
hang on a second what do you need cardboard for?
rubycalaber
01-06-2014, 08:24 AM
brace the inflatable bath for when rooty tries to get in?
always stevey
01-06-2014, 08:31 AM
what I really wanna know is how the fuck any of you can still bring yourselves to read her posts
always stevey
01-06-2014, 08:32 AM
I understand the rage ones and shit but fuck what is wrong with you people
Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2014, 08:40 AM
lisa hordes cardboard and trash , lisa lives in her own filth, lisa has no friends, lisa is mentally ill, lisa
m0nde
01-06-2014, 10:11 AM
the :lizard:arium needs to have its cardboard changed so this shit post can be put there
rubycalaber
01-06-2014, 10:26 AM
the :lizard:arium needs to have its cardboard changed so this shit post can be put there
:rofl:
Autistic Spectrum
01-06-2014, 10:56 AM
lisa YOUR INSANE AND HORDE CARBOARD THAT'S AS BROWN AS YOUR VAGAINA!!! YOU GOT NO FRIENDS SO YOU MAKE THEM OUT OF CARDBOARD!!!
steveyos
01-06-2014, 11:22 AM
lol cardboard friends
rose west
01-06-2014, 01:43 PM
lol homo friends
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www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 04:34 PM
lisa YOUR INSANE AND HORDE CARBOARD THAT'S AS BROWN AS YOUR VAGAINA!!! YOU GOT NO FRIENDS SO YOU MAKE THEM OUT OF CARDBOARD!!!
she probably means heavy gauge paper (read postcards etc) to use for roaching joints, apparently instead of a pair of forceps or a reusable alligator clip europeans (and wanna-bes) feel the need to make sure some tree died for their marijuana habit
i only know this from watching ali-g in dahouse
rootbeer
01-06-2014, 07:06 PM
cardboard and sponges are precious commodities
www.whatthefuck.com
01-06-2014, 08:11 PM
cardboard and sponges are precious commodities
yeah i mean you cant just like go cut a bunch of sponges for free off the fucking reef you live by, you lazy faggots lmao
KKKody
02-15-2015, 08:46 AM
:bump:
Hi lisa
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