ive been using crushed advil tablets (acetametphin) for my soil treatments now for a week

[Garfield]

and my purple widow plants are already well over 3 feet tall, im going to need a bigger closet

[Plug Drugs]

advil doesn't contain acetaminophen

[Plug Drugs]

my friend got his plants to grow to 4 ft with household desk-lamps, tin foil, and of course love and care

[maks]

advil doesn't contain acetaminophen

this. it's ibuprofen.

[Camoron]

you should try robotussin.

[Plug Drugs]

people who try special growing techniques are just fooling themselves. They often apply these techniques while the plant is still immature and just about to have a growth spurt, and after it grows they think their techniques were a success.
I think its really all about caring for your plant:
1-2 times a day change the position of your lights to help prevent burn spots and to give your plant light from different angles.
Keep an oscillating fan blowing on your plants, the wind helps make them grow strong and tall
Change the tin foil you use as a light reflector at least once a week to help prevent burn spots
Also, give your plant fresh air when you can (being locked in a closet means that it might not get all the carbon dioxide that it should).
Check on your plant and examine it to determine if it might need more or less water/food

Love your plant it will generously give you copious amounts of product in return

[Garfield]

im using generic advil with acetametaphin and my plants are growing flowers now theyre starting to smell so i bought 5 air purifiers from walmart and have them all running in my room, the advil slows down the chloronation process which kills the flowers (buds the main part you throw away) so i can have more pot leaves to smoke, you dont want alot of flowers because then the plant devotes all its energy to mating and i dont want more plants then i have time for its cruel leaving them in cages all day while im at work

[Garfield]

people who try special growing techniques are just fooling themselves. They often apply these techniques while the plant is still immature and just about to have a growth spurt, and after it grows they think their techniques were a success.
I think its really all about caring for your plant:
1-2 times a day change the position of your lights to help prevent burn spots and to give your plant light from different angles.
Keep an oscillating fan blowing on your plants, the wind helps make them grow strong and tall
Change the tin foil you use as a light reflector at least once a week to help prevent burn spots
Also, give your plant fresh air when you can (being locked in a closet means that it might not get all the carbon dioxide that it should).
Check on your plant and examine it to determine if it might need more or less water/food

Love your plant it will generously give you copious amounts of product in return
why do you always pretend to know about drugs

[jon]

about everything really

[Garfield]

oh man my flowers are starting to fruit

[Garfield]

i bought some bees and put them in my closet to pollinate my weed plants so i can get as much strong leaves as possible

[Gentleman Doli]

Cody fail.

[lnopia the great]

cf

[lnopia the great]

lrn2sexpotplants

cf

[Garfield]

:cf:

[Garfield]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk6H7jnFo9g

[rubycalaber]

you should ask steven yelle, the drug king pin of rhode island, how he grows his weed

[Garfield]

he uses alpaca guano

[lnopia the great]

so high even heavens hatin

[Dustin]

http://gyazo.com/3d857f793f38ced31a5964dbcb804715.png

[Garfield]

weak ass plants have you tried the orange juice dillution method?

[rubycalaber]

dont forget to add ground up gout medication!

[Gentleman Doli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk6H7jnFo9g

lol

[Plug Drugs]

why do you always pretend to know about drugs

well you're crushing up over the counter meds and feeding it to your plants, so its safe to assume you don't know what you're talking about

[Plug Drugs]

you can't even spell acetaminophen right on like your third attempt of spelling it

[Plug Drugs]

im using generic advil with acetametaphin and my plants are growing flowers now theyre starting to smell so i bought 5 air purifiers from walmart and have them all running in my room, the advil slows down the chloronation process which kills the flowers (buds the main part you throw away) so i can have more pot leaves to smoke, you dont want alot of flowers because then the plant devotes all its energy to mating and i dont want more plants then i have time for its cruel leaving them in cages all day while im at work
so you mean generic tylenol.

[Garfield]

nice copy paste from wikipedia poser

[Garfield]

i do more drugs than any one here on any given day

[Plug Drugs]

snortin lines of crushed 'acetametaphn' and smoking your crappy home grown?

[Garfield]

snortin lines of crushed 'acetametaphn' and smoking your crappy home grown?

literally cant spell it right without copy pasting^

[Plug Drugs]

tell me what a functional group is in layman's terms, wikipedia isn't going to help you if you're just a dumbshit to begin with

[jon]

it's springtime and my purple dildo plants are just bustin' out all over

[Dustin]

weak ass plants have you tried the orange juice dillution method?

don't hate

[boobz]

confirmed: garfield's lack of any real voice on the forum attempt backfires as he pretends to know a single thing about drugs. continues to feed tylenol to his non-existent weed plants. thread does not deliver.

[Garfield]

tell me what a functional group is in layman's terms, wikipedia isn't going to help you if you're just a dumbshit to begin with

im not going to help you out with your school papers pluggy, and this weed is going to sell for 600 dollars an ounce when im done with it

[Garfield]

just need to microwave the final leaf clippings to dry them out then bring them over to my moms house so i can use her food saver saran wrap thing

[boobz]

lmao just look at this bullshit

[Garfield]

what the fuck do you know

[rubycalaber]

how to use a trumpet as a bong, probably

[boobz]

what the fuck do you know

I know that feeding your imaginary plants tylenol or paracetamol won't do shit.

[Plug Drugs]

im not going to help you out with your school papers pluggy, and this weed is going to sell for 600 dollars an ounce when im done with it
i don't fucking go to school :rofl:

[maks]

somebody, I think maybe m0nde, told me that garfield works with retard kids. makes sense because he's a little fetal alcohol syndrome looking himself.

[Dustin]

i don't fucking go to school :rofl:

doesn't go to school no wonder you're such a retard :rofl:

[Garfield]

itt posters jealous of my weed growing skills and charm with the ladys

[Dustin]

itt posters jealous of my weed growing skills and charm with the ladys
show me your plants

[Garfield]

dont need to prove anything to anybody

[Garfield]

just mademy first sale to this serious hardcore houston drug dealer for 10,000 gonna go buy some new clay pots a sprinkler system and a box of claritin d so my plants dont have allergic reactions to the bees

[Dustin]

dont need to prove anything to anybody

Uhh okay I just wanted to see what kind of set up you had but okay.

[Garfield]

ill show you in a pm hold on

[Garfield]

pm sent, are those flower petals normal or am i over fertilizing? ive been using dog feces i find in the park and blend with carrots acetametophien and other nutrients

[Dustin]

pm sent, are those flower petals normal or am i over fertilizing? ive been using dog feces i find in the park and blend with carrots acetametophien and other nutrients

Yeah man that's a good strand you got going. Can't wait to see them they're fully budded and such. Okay color. Some of your leaves are looking a looking a little yellow, you might want to add some nitrogen to the soil, should fix that and or you want to make sure that you have just a mild breeze on them. The leaves when sit undisturbed they get a pretty much a barrier/pocket of Co2 around them which pretty much burns them ( also might be a source of your slightly yellow tint ) Other than that maybe add some LECA ( light Expanded Clay Aggregate ) Seeing that you're growing your plants indoors and the lack of humidity can be a big problem. Let me know if you have any questions. 420 smoke weed everday.

[Garfield]

thanks man i appreciate input from a real weed grower

[Dustin]

yeah no problem man

[Dustin]

miracle gro

Ew using fertilizers. I've found that when fertilizers it can give the weed a pungent taste. That of which I don't care for. I only use all organic products. But that's just me. However that would still work.

[Dustin]

Ideally you plan for the higher levels of nitrogen needed during the budding phase and use something that breaks down slowly and builds up soil nitrates over time, hair and fish scales work very fucking well for this. tomato plants and weed plants, bury a fish head half the size of your fist 3" inder the root system of the plant when you first plant it, works every time. If starting from seed bury the head 6" deep.lol i know small son

[Dustin]

Takes one to grow one, :hattip:

heh

[maks]

never thought I'd say this...

good troll thread garfield

[Dustin]

I've been growing weed longer than you've been alive, son. :)

Cool.

[Plug Drugs]

doesn't go to school no wonder you're such a retard :rofl:

never went to college and still smarter than you :rofl:

[Plug Drugs]

never thought I'd say this...

good troll thread garfield
he only started trolling after he got ganged up on, he's probably serious about crushing up otc meds and feeding them to his plants

[maks]

he only started trolling after he got ganged up on, he's probably serious about crushing up otc meds and feeding them to his plants

no, he was trolling from the very beginning and he got like 70 replies debating which kind of headache meds you should actually be putting on your weed that's a hell of a good troll thread

[Dustin]

no, he was trolling from the very beginning and he got like 70 replies debating which kind of headache meds you should actually be putting on your weed that's a hell of a good troll thread

[Dustin]

never went to college and still smarter than you :rofl:

Sure