View Full Version : Lisa you need a new man in your life, rootbeer is a faggot baby with deep seeded emontinal problems and teknorat h8's blacks
Autistic Spectrum
12-30-2013, 01:01 PM
i won't buy u diamonds Lisa, but what i will do is emotionally abuse you just like you like it baby,,,
timmy
12-30-2013, 01:22 PM
i would only go near lisa if two of the following things werew true:
1. lisa got on birth control
2. i already had herpes
until then... gonna keep banging 18 year olds...
hell i might even make this 18 year old steaming hot italian chick at my work date me... shes so much hotter than lisa its not funny... and by hot i mean shes out of my league hot.. but shes like 5 years younger than me and maybe i can trick her into liking me... by a bad reaosn,...(shes hotter than lisa by a million times the time that has passed eternity)
Camoron
12-30-2013, 01:32 PM
whats she doing working in a box factory
Gentleman Doli
12-30-2013, 01:36 PM
lulz, tihs is soam epic shit i hope m0nde gets invites 2 teh weding!
timmy
12-30-2013, 01:43 PM
whats she doing working in a box factory
lawnmower man
steveyos YOLO
12-30-2013, 01:45 PM
Leave lisa alone, it can't be easy for her dealing with that crybaby faggot rooty begging her for attention 24/7
Autistic Spectrum
12-30-2013, 02:10 PM
lisa if i was stupid enough to fly to penguin island to get std's from you, i would not be begging you to come back to my frozen swamp hut while i cried to a bunch of people on the interent who hate the fuck outta me for being a huge faggot, i would have allready stolen your inftabable bathtub, became best friends with your hot gay brother and we would have stabbed your tires on your shitty 50 dollor car,, and "lost your cat" (i would have killed your cat lisa, i would have put it out of it's retarded misery it would be a kindness)
I'd buy rootbeer a steam game if he stole lisa's cat
he needs to hurry and do it before the christmas sale is over though
Autistic Spectrum
12-30-2013, 02:35 PM
rootbeer you wanna save your tarnished facebook and rubynet cred,,,, stuff lisa in a suitcase,,,and while you are flying over the ocean on your way back to your swamp hut,,, toss the suitcase in the ocean,,,,,,,, so much greens,, so many fcacebook likes,,,
Chronic Munchies
12-30-2013, 04:14 PM
Tim I'm fucking embarrassed for you.
1. I have told you at least 200 times that I don't even like you. I am not now nor have ever been an option for you in spite of you asking about 200 times.
2. You live with your parents.
3. You are the most pathetic loser here.
lisa living off the government is just as bad as living with your parents if not worse
Chronic Munchies
12-30-2013, 04:22 PM
Tim couldn't be rejected by any more women in this forum if he tried.
These are the fucking losers that nobody wants.
tim isn't trying to get with any forum women because he's not a virgin. he hits on you ironically, you're gross and old and it's funny to pretend you're desirable.
Gentleman Doli
12-30-2013, 04:31 PM
tim isn't trying to get with any forum women because he's not a virgin. he hits on you ironically, you're gross and old and it's funny to pretend you're desirable.
Shell never ever r get it lol
Shell never ever r get it lol
Oh if I thought she would understand I wouldn't tell her, that would ruin it.
Plug Drugs
12-30-2013, 04:42 PM
i would only go near lisa if two of the following things werew true:
1. lisa got on birth control
2. i already had herpes
until then... gonna keep banging 18 year olds...
hell i might even make this 18 year old steaming hot italian chick at my work date me... shes so much hotter than lisa its not funny... and by hot i mean shes out of my league hot.. but shes like 5 years younger than me and maybe i can trick her into liking me... by a bad reaosn,...(shes hotter than lisa by a million times the time that has passed eternity)
bang her on tinychat, tag team her with teknorat,
you know how many replies you'd get if you gagged her with your cack, spanked her and called her bitch??? that thread would go to like, page 200, at least
rootbeer
12-30-2013, 04:47 PM
"deep seeded emontinal problems" ya trust me you guys would go out of your damn mind too if you travelled across the world to date somebody... its fucking stressful.
it's also a fucking stupid idea whicvh is why no one else has done it
rootbeer
12-30-2013, 05:01 PM
it's also a fucking stupid idea whicvh is why no one else has done it
...i do a lot of things you guys will never get to do :p
also no risk no reward
this sounds like it's been an incredibly rewarding experience
rootbeer
12-30-2013, 05:12 PM
this sounds like it's been an incredibly rewarding experience
it is, lisa comforts me a lot. she is my angel. i want to bring her home or at least get us a bigger place here. either way she has put up with me this far which is no small feat lol
did you even read what lisa said about this situation?
rootbeer
12-30-2013, 05:21 PM
did you even read what lisa said about this situation?
ya i get to hear about it irl too
so she's well on her way to despising you and you're going to counter that by being way more serious and clingy, this will end well probably about as well as it did when plug drugs did the same exact thing
how could you spend so much time talking to lisa and have no idea how she works
rootbeer
12-30-2013, 05:30 PM
marks the relatinoship expert, please tell us more about your ex that same bitch you have been talking about for like 5 years lol
Plug Drugs
12-30-2013, 05:34 PM
it is, lisa comforts me a lot. she is my angel. i want to bring her home or at least get us a bigger place here. either way she has put up with me this far which is no small feat lol
i'm really glad she's with a great guy like you man,
you should come back to the states with rooty lisa :)
marks the relatinoship expert, please tell us more about your ex that same bitch you have been talking about for like 5 years lol
which ex I have like 15 of them because I did not just lose my virginity earlier this month
steveyos
12-30-2013, 05:42 PM
this is so bad this is so lizard level
Autistic Spectrum
12-30-2013, 06:04 PM
rootbeer we are all really jealous of your backwoods austliran advenetere,, so much so that we have been all having cyber sex with lisa in the secert lisa cybersex gang bang tinychat room that you will never have the link too, what do you think she does when she kicks you out of her hovel and you have to stay in a rat trap motel,,,,
I really can't wait until rootbeer kills her, it's enough already she's used up time to move on
www.whatthefuck.com
12-30-2013, 06:34 PM
Tim I'm fucking embarrassed for you.
1. I have told you at least 200 times that I don't even like you. I am not now nor have ever been an option for you in spite of you asking about 200 times.
2. You live with your parents.
3. You are the most pathetic loser here.
Gonna disagree here and call rootbeer the newest winner of the pathetic award
Chronic Munchies
12-30-2013, 06:43 PM
tim isn't trying to get with any forum women because he's not a virgin. he hits on you ironically, you're gross and old and it's funny to pretend you're desirable.
1. I'm younger than you
2. I'm hotter than you
3. Tim doesn't get fucked by anyone
4. There is actually nothing ironic with the amount of times tim has cracked onto me and got rejected, find out what the word "irony" means please before attempting to use it.
Morons. Maks you're cute but you usually shut up before looking this dumb to me.
Tahiti Joe
12-30-2013, 06:48 PM
why don't you fuking die already you psychotic moron.
1. You're not
2. You're really not
3. Tim gets some perfectly acceptable women I've seen them
4. you're a dope
Autistic Spectrum
12-30-2013, 06:57 PM
1.inflatable bathtub
2.DIAMONDS
3. 200 dollar pillow
4.tim tam sandwhiches
Autistic Spectrum
12-30-2013, 07:01 PM
Tim I'm fucking embarrassed for you.
1. I have told you at least 200 times that I don't even like you. I am not now nor have ever been an option for you in spite of you asking about 200 times.
2. You live with your parents.
3. You are the most pathetic loser here.
rootbeer does lisa say 200 times over and over when you too are having nightly irl fights, has she said it 200 times irl,
m0nde
12-30-2013, 07:13 PM
lisa's one of those people who only respects those who abuse her. she really mindfucked rootbeer who doesn't have it in him to do that to her.
Autistic Spectrum
12-30-2013, 07:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HYBtV8g.png
timmy
12-30-2013, 07:22 PM
1.inflatable bathtub
2.DIAMONDS
3. 200 dollar pillow
4.tim tam sandwhiches
i was having a bad day, this post turned it into a good day:ssj:
timmy
12-30-2013, 07:23 PM
rootbeer does lisa say 200 times over and over when you too are having nightly irl fights, has she said it 200 times irl,
200 posts about me,
every day,
obsessed bushpig fucktarded losers,
the reason
Chronic Munchies
12-30-2013, 07:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HYBtV8g.pngLOL
steveyos YOLO
12-30-2013, 10:34 PM
That's not funny, it's actually quite sad that you are so poor and live in your own filth
www.whatthefuck.com
12-30-2013, 10:39 PM
yeah i mean you can be poor and still clean fuck people in prison clean more than lisa
Camoron
12-30-2013, 11:19 PM
1. i am a retared fag
2. i AM a retarded fag!
3. your car aint mine
4. your car IS AINT FUCKING MINE
steveyos YOLO
12-30-2013, 11:29 PM
yeah i mean you can be poor and still clean fuck people in prison clean more than lisa
People in prison have more to look forward to than lisa :rofl:
Camoron
12-30-2013, 11:30 PM
rootber should have told lisa that her car is aint fucking his insead of giving her 500 dollors to fix it
Autistic Spectrum
12-30-2013, 11:32 PM
lol he gave her 500 bucks lmao, that car is not worth 200 bucks, and it's not his fucking car, and lisa's poor and rootbeer is a chump lmao
steveyos YOLO
12-30-2013, 11:42 PM
His $ would be better spent by getting a haircut and not looking like a faggot
www.whatthefuck.com
12-31-2013, 04:54 PM
People in prison have more to look forward to than lisa :rofl:
yeah i heard they do a pizza night now
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