"he's so broke I got diamonds for sucking his swamp virgin dick you dumb fuck"

[UofLCardfan08]

he's so broke I got diamonds for xmas you dumb fuck

Sherman certainly is one dumb fuck, lisa bust his cherry, wallet and dreams with her BROWN herpes encrusted vagina...




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the aftermath of tears

[UofLCardfan08]

http://i.imgur.com/xv3AfaE.jpg

[steveyos YOLO]

Diamonds, portable air conditioning, and an inflatable bathtub... what more can a woman ask for?

[timmy]

He called australia a third world country?! Hes pushing it. Maybe if he wasnt in some outrr suburban shithole he would know better

[timmy]

Theyre like two hoirs from the big city thats a big deal here

[rubycalaber]

>australia is a third world country lol

well at least hes still got some sense

[rubycalaber]

He called australia a third world country?! Hes pushing it. Maybe if he wasnt in some outrr suburban shithole he would know better

lol so your suburban areas are third world? thats not a very good excuse since in most countries suburban means fairly modern and peaceful and respectful even in literally africa they know they're doing better than the slums, but I guess in australia the suburb is the slums, and the slums are like direct portals to hell

[rubycalaber]

lmmmfao @ timlolololol chipping in at the end there, get mad barry

[rubycalaber]

Dylan Rock rocks

[Tahiti Joe]

direct portals to hell

[timmy]

lol so your suburban areas are third world? thats not a very good excuse since in most countries suburban means fairly modern and peaceful and respectful even in literally africa they know they're doing better than the slums, but I guess in australia the suburb is the slums, and the slums are like direct portals to hell

note: ruby is an autistic pants shitting retard who did not acknowledge the adjective 'outer' in 'outer suburban' meaning less developed/populated suburban areas.

this autist doesnt understand that australia is a big place, and in outer suburban and rural areas populations are extremely tiny, and theres little to no night life,

I dont know why rootbeer is worried about being in a place where almost no one lives, and there is no night life,

since he didnt leave the house in the first place in his swamp...

maybe hes scared of all the welfare abos in that area.

anyway, ruby, you are still autistic, and you still shit your pants check and mate

[juji]

lol I hope Ruby lives like plug drugs

[Tahiti Joe]

8 million Bogan faggots in Ostroila.

[UofLCardfan08]

Sherman's EXPECTATIONS (losing his virginity)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2vmap9v.png

http://tinypic.com/r/2lxzb5y/5
"I'm not opening my door on thursday or I'm not going to be there

I'm not going to be with Rootbeer because he doesn't understand me and he's going to be a lot happier with a woman who will always just tell him exaactly what he wants and not what is the truth.

This was bound to happen though, it's me after all, of course everything was going to fuck up and I was going to be sitting in the corner with my cat and the blinds drawn until I die."



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Sherman's REALITY (inflatable tub for 1 and a keepsake parting gift "lifetime of HERPES")


fugly lisa is not leaving her government funded life, she told you so long before you got on the plane. Sherman you are the most pathetic virgin retard on this entire planet, ask your friends, ask your family members, ask anyone on this site... you are pathetic and all you have accomplished is make MikeB.erg the second most pathetic pos on this site.

Question: how many dollars have you completely thrown away chasing an old whore half way around this planet? more or less than $5000

[Desolation]

i'd smash dylan rock but i bet she's a coal burner

[lnopia the great]

i played xbox with jordan kadwell

[www.whatthefuck.com]

5 star thread grampyhack

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty spent 7 years here and lisa was the first and only female to acknowledge him, so of course he's in love forever now

[timmy]

she was ruining forums before roooty had his first ball hair

[steveyos YOLO]

She was 8 years old and fucking guys older than rooty is now

[steveyos YOLO]

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Jihad Josh, rootbeer


You're a faggot

[timmy]

lmao

[timmy]

i bet he misses his swamp and his swamp trees, i bet he misses minecraeft, and his stupid gay ass fish tank

[timmy]

...dont even thin kthere was fish in the tank...

[juji]

Is true plug drugs cant afford to go to Australia to meet Lisa?

[steveyos YOLO]

It's true that plug drugs used to get locked in a closet when he was a kid for his desires to suck dick

[www.whatthefuck.com]

I am loving this payoff so much you guys :9/11:

[always stevey]

Sherman certainly is one dumb fuck, lisa bust his cherry, wallet and dreams with her BROWN herpes encrusted vagina...




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Sherman Ricards is a smart guy, he realizes Lisa doesn't actually find him attractive, but she does like the money he spends.

the aftermath of tears

[always stevey]

If Lisa really loved Sherman, she'd go back with him. lmao second life.

[www.whatthefuck.com]

:swoon: :jewish:

[lnopia the great]

Is true plug drugs cant afford to go to Australia to meet Lisa?

he cant even afford to travel across michigan to see rootbeer

[timmy]

he cant even afford cigarettes he has to search through couch cushions for pennys

[www.whatthefuck.com]

he cant even afford cigarettes he has to search through couch cushions for pennys

and he doesnt even like them he just smokes to fit in

[www.whatthefuck.com]

like tim saying he's gay but gush well she did not have a penis

[Poopalew]

he cant even afford cigarettes he has to search through couch cushions for pennys

Shit.

[always stevey]

He's so broke I got diamonds for Christmas you dumb bitch! I git diamonds, you don't have nice guys who give YOU diamonds and buy you payday 2?

[always stevey]

He's really hanging that over your head. :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

what plug drugs lacks for in material wealth he more than makes up for in poor hygine

[Camoron]

and his willingness to suck dicks

[Autistic Spectrum]

he's down for whatever, shoving shit up his ass, not taking showers,, sucking a few dicks here and there,, pd is a free sprit and u fag's will never crush his betufaul free spirt

[Camoron]

id say hes so poor he sucks dicks for cigs but that would imply he doesnt also love sucking dicks enough to do it of its own merit