PDA

View Full Version : an analysis of my friends and family on facebook



Bliz
12-20-2013, 01:34 AM
my facebook profile picture was made on blingee and is christmas themed. facebook doesn't allow animated gifs but i feel a sufficient amount of people understood how i was parodying dumb niggers who use blingee. santa is there and i'm giving the thumbs up in front of a christmas tree. my cover photo is an alteration of a death grips album cover to be holiday themed. when i look at myself i am like yes, yes this works. this represents me and my ideals.

for comparison, here are some of my friends (one letter because you fags invade personal lives too much and it makes us look like we have code names)... I put a lot of people because this forum is my personal liveblog now:

E: she is my girlfriend. her profile pic is her at her desk drinking coffee, taken on her laptop, presumably at the desk that our cat keeps pooping under. her cover photo is of doge in space. u nerds would bust a nut at how "quirky" she is. fucking reddit.

M: his profile pic is him at edc in nyc and his cover photo is him at edc. i didn't know he listened to edm but i guess he's trying to look cool. he's a nice kid and should try less hard.

A: a's profile pic is him standing barefoot in some river that makes him look like jesus walking on water and i'm not just saying that because he's hispanic. i mean christian jesus. his cover photo is off a high res beach. a is a bad ass and gives off a pretty good vibe of that

L: his profile pic is off him at his med school coronation. he's always wanted to be a doctor probably so he can think he's better than other people, even though he's really not that smart. his cover photo is of some dog. it is not a particularly noteworthy photo.

m2: his profile pic is of the twin boys he just had (well not him LELELEL but his wife LLELELELE). his cover photo is a super elaborate wedding photo. the overall package is presenting a family man type of vibe and he's been rushing to do this forever so i'm happy for him. he became who he wanted.

K: her profile pic is a close up of her face. she's pretty hot and i always think about how i fucked it up with her in college before she dated m2 and then a. her cover photo is off flowers. gay as fuck.

E: His profile pic is him asleep in the passenger seat of a car. his cover photo is of a little white girl with a pug which is confusing because he's malaysian. maybe he's raping that child, if not i suspect he might be a virgin.

C: his photo is him at a gun range which contrasts his personality because he's a well mannered asian guy. his cover photo is a chain link fence in front of some lame inspirational slogan graffi'd on a wall. overall, the package is acceptable.

J: her profile pic is her standing in this parking lot, smiling while looking at something. maybe it's her nigger boyfriend (i know, fucking disgusting). her cover photo is some dumb inspirational quote. bitches are stupid.

M: boring picture of her and her fiancee two times. okay, i get it, you like that guy. whatever.

C: the first pic is her looking cute on some beach and the cover photo looks like the same place. it's a pretty nice theme and better than most people. i hooked up with her one time but she had a bf (that i found out about after) so we didn't smash.

ask me questions on these people and i will respond, no matter how invasive.

Bliz
12-20-2013, 01:43 AM
Now my family:

Mom: Her profile picture is of her and my dad. she kind of looks retarded because she's not looking directly into the camera. i suspect whatever autism i have comes from her. her cover photo is of a cat shadow in front of a beach. i think it's key west's cat show and it's a pretty good shot for one she took. my retarded second cousin responded saying that it looks beautiful. he's the fucking man, i should make a thread solely about him.

Dad: My sister made his account so his profile pic is of her and him. his cover photo is of nothing. he keeps a facebook to rant about how retarded people are. someone responded with a picture from when he was 13 and in a photo both with a couple bitches sitting on his lap. what a bro.

Brother: His profile picture is a sepia selfie of him at Bonnaroo in front of our tent, wearing hipster sunglasses. it'd be douchy if it wasn't a better shot but it works because it came out well. his cover photo is a shot i took while we were in las vegas for his 21st birthday. it's from the balcony of some hotel, aimed at Paris Paris. my uncle knew someone to get us tickets for a shins concert and we watched from some corporate suite. we also met the band before the show and i made them laugh because i'm cool.

Sister: Her profile picture is of her with her best friend. they're both at least 7s so you faggots would probably lose a limb to sniff their panties (21 years old). her cover photo is of feeny and cory from boy meets world in a wacky situation.

cberry
12-20-2013, 01:45 AM
sup bliz

Bliz
12-20-2013, 01:46 AM
sup bliz


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI

steveyos
12-20-2013, 01:47 AM
do any of them post here

Bliz
12-20-2013, 01:49 AM
not a single one is nearly as autistic as the least autistic person here

except for that second cousin i mentioned, who is literally autistic

steveyos YOLO
12-20-2013, 02:03 AM
Can you post all their pics so we can have a game to see who can match their face to their description?

steveyos
12-20-2013, 08:35 AM
Can you post all their pics so we can have a game to see who can match their face to their description?

Bliz
12-21-2013, 03:39 AM
if i had photoshop on this laptop i'd make macros of their faces but i don't have it so i guess not

i'll use google to find people who look like them and then you can guess

Bliz
12-21-2013, 04:00 AM
THIS IS FOR THE FRIENDS:


1: http://www.sbc.org.cn/eng/uploads/article/20110628_151336_120.jpg
2: http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/adam-292x300.jpg
3: http://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/12/91/17/38/amy_1_10.jpg
4: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/187/2/2/demon_hipster_chick__no__ok__by_jettoalwaysloveme-d56ada7.jpg
5: http://picsoff.com/files/glamgalz/imgs/models/alex_vega_shoot_05.jpg
6: http://stagedoordish.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cory.jpg
7: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tRgJ1MByPHE/TkF-siw8JfI/AAAAAAAADY0/Jh7Sq3laKLI/s1600/Picture%25252001%252520Hot%252520Asian%252520Men%252520Yan%252520Zhenxing%252520sexy%252520in%252520 beach%252520hot%252520guy.jpg
8: http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq155/thegnat777/Picture756.jpg
9: http://bios.weddingbee.com/pics/238633/IMG_0312.JPG
10: http://data3.whicdn.com/images/33876976/cute-dirty-blonde-girl-glasses-jean-jacket-Favim.com-132778_large.jpg
11: http://www.andrazaharia.ro/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kostas-martakis.jpg