so i walked out of my job on monday what of it

[siburke939]

new job starts thursday less hours more money better location (good times)

[rootbeer]

that is an important factor

[Gentleman Doli]

:stare:

[Gentleman Doli]

:snaps:

[maks]

it's nice that we have a billion smilies but some of them are such crap my god

[rubycalaber]

to be honest my criteria for half of the smilies was "could general doli use these ironically?" :snicker:

[rubycalaber]

anyway, siburke, please become a fireman so we can make jokes about like oh that was such a sickburn we'll need to call siburke

[rubycalaber]

lol just noticed that :stare: was :star: since if you upload smilies that have similar filenames they'll display as the first one for some fucking reason

[maks]

:nova:

[rubycalaber]

:supernova:

[Gentleman Doli]

Staredog win.

[Gentleman Doli]

:braco:

[Gentleman Doli]

:braco: Nice job fixing the freaking site you idiots.... wow, haha, theis feature has been brokken for two weeks and now ur fixing it ???!?!? and you expect me to THANk you for it? fuck off already...

[rubycalaber]

I added a pope icon for you since I know how much you love catholic shit :pope: :3

[maks]

what ruby meant to say was this (http://comeontothelord.com/aud/rubyfu.mp3)

[rubycalaber]

lmao, what is that from?

[rubycalaber]

need to somehow get that to play everytime a lizard tries to post outside the herpinterium

[Camoron]

what line of work do you do is it just generic office work or what
didnt you used to work at a supermarket or something

[maks]

lmao, what is that from?

I asked you to record it for me like 5 years ago for some project I never finished and forgot about. I have more, here's vitafin sounding incredibly dignified and worldly as always

http://comeontothelord.com/aud/vitafinfu.mp3

[rubycalaber]

wow dont remember that at all

did you get anyone else to do it? mind telling us what the project was gonna be?

[Camoron]

did you record that using your computer speaker?

[rubycalaber]

I presume my cheapo cheapo MP3 player

[maks]

wow dont remember that at all

did you get anyone else to do it? mind telling us what the project was gonna be?

aber (http://comeontothelord.com/aud/aberfu.mp3)

m0nde (http://comeontothelord.com/aud/m0ndefu.mp3)

also have roflbrothel but hers is so quiet it's not worth it and milky but it's a video (no video, just an avi of sound) and I don't feel like converting it

I don't remember what I wanted them for, but I never ended up doing whatever it was. A year or two later I combined them all together over the reading rainbow theme and I think I might have posted it or just used it to call people on skype but I can't find it now

[maks]

oh here it is. it's actually a lot funnier than I remember

http://comeontothelord.com/aud/fuckyoureadingrainbow.mp3

[rubycalaber]

hhahahahaahahsdfhsdfksdfhjksdf hsdhshsd

pfff... ahhahahaha...... hahaha... oh wow haha ha... wow

[rubycalaber]

strangely aroused by aber and rofl's

[maks]

I don't know how I managed to get roflbrothel's to sound that good, I have the original and it's at like 1/100th of a decibel I couldn't amplify it without overdriving the whole thing into a mess of buzzing and static. apparently I was better at audacity in 09 or whatever

[siburke939]

we don't get drug tested in jobs over here wow this isn't fucking commie china no never worked at a supermarket in my life went from army to customer services job moved internally to credit control now got a new credit control & finance job hoping to get into the legal sector (that's if the fire brigade doesn't start fucking recruiting soon)

[rubycalaber]

I always found it strange that in america they make you give them a urine sample before you can work at fucking mcodnalds lest you turn up high and accidentally give someone a large fries instead of a medium fries or something crucially important like that

[Camoron]

I always found it strange that in america they make you give them a urine sample before you can work at fucking mcodnalds lest you turn up high and accidentally give someone a large fries instead of a medium fries or something crucially important like that

ive never been subjected to a drug test

[boobz]

lmao america does drug tests for all the shitty jobs. you can turn up high for any job here (and not have drone choppers buzzing over your house peering on your stashhhh)

[boobz]

ive never been subjected to a drug test

never progressed past 7/11?

[rubycalaber]

jews did 7/11

[Gentleman Doli]

oh here it is. it's actually a lot funnier than I remember

http://comeontothelord.com/aud/fuckyoureadingrainbow.mp3

Good shit mate.

[Gentleman Doli]

strangely aroused by aber and rofl's

... This.

[siburke939]

we got tested for drugs in the army my bosses were always like "hey si burke go hide in the stores until the drug testing dudes are off camp" & i'd be like "lol chill sarge i ain't on no gear innit bruv" can you fucking believe the audacity of some people!

[rootbeer]

I always found it strange that in america they make you give them a urine sample before you can work at fucking mcodnalds lest you turn up high and accidentally give someone a large fries instead of a medium fries or something crucially important like that

are you kidding? it depends on the job obviously

[siburke939]

crack whore

[Howard Dean]

dose anybody know how to get a job doing generic office work i saw that show the offic and it would be pretty cool to hangout with steve carol all day or even meet a girl like pam

[siburke939]

blag it (i did)

[lnopia the great]

http://fastfood.ocregister.com/files/2009/05/guyfieri_web.jpg

[Howard Dean]

TERIYAKI beef stew WITH CHILI PEPPER CRUTONS

[siburke939]

peanut butter kit-kat chunky

[siburke939]

i'm turning japanese...

[siburke939]

i want a doctor to take a picture so i can look at you from inside as well

[maks]

simon please record yourself saying 'fuck you you stupid cunt' so in like 3 years I have another clip I can post

[siburke939]

but i hate my voice (i listened to myself on an answering machine once & that freaked me out!)

[rootbeer]

i really need a new mic...

[maks]

I need a clip of another british guy saying 'fuck you you stupid cunt'

[Howard Dean]

I hear Jason Statham is looking for work nowadays.

[rootbeer]

I hear Jason Statham is looking for work nowadays.

yeah hollywood doesnt want muscular headed alpha males in their movies anymore

[Howard Dean]

yeh

[maks]

same reason siburke is out of work

[Gentleman Doli]

............................................... :grin: :wink:

[siburke939]

hey i have a job ya scallywags!

[maks]

hey i have a job ya scallywags!

the name of this thread is 'so I walked out of my job monday what of it'

[siburke939]

yeah walked out on the monday started new one on the thursday (less travel fewer hours more money)

[rootbeer]

(what of it)

[maks]

well how was I supposed to know that I don't read posts only thread titles I've been replying to nothing but thread titles for like 6 years

[siburke939]

i get about 3 posts into a thread & get bored so i just talk about myself because i'm fucking awesome )ps it's my birthday this saturday bake me a fucking cake someone please)

[Gentleman Doli]

LOVE that 401k chat yall :grin: :grin: :grin:

[maks]

I'm eating a ham sandwich

[Howard Dean]

yeh me too heh

[Howard Dean]

jokes on you im not even eating anything im drinking some water

[maks]

update: I finished my sandwich

[lnopia the great]

shiittt

[rubycalaber]

i get about 3 posts into a thread & get bored so i just talk about myself because i'm fucking awesome )ps it's my birthday this saturday bake me a fucking cake someone please)

happy birthday :cake: :frogsiren::hammer::kilt::ozone::dp:

[Gentleman Doli]

PM cody your address :wink: ... :grin: ................................................................ :grin:

[Gentleman Doli]

also lmfao if you seriously have each other on facebook

[Gentleman Doli]

only ppl on my facebok are Hot YTMSNFW Girls.

[Howard Dean]

let's have each other

[Gentleman Doli]

HMm.... care much? You care? U care? Mad care? lmfao carefag. :grin: :grin: :grin:

[Gentleman Doli]

*pats u on the back w/ true sincerity* *smiles*

[siburke939]

okay so i just proposed to my g/f getting married next year (good times)

[Gentleman Doli]

CPGMRATULATIONS!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: *suddenly gets very serious* So, have you gotten your spousal 401k set up yet?

[maks]

okay so i just proposed to my g/f getting married next year (good times)

what a terrible idea

[lnopia the great]

i pronounce you husband and bride, you may now anally fist the groom

[Gentleman Doli]

Lets get married. You have two kids, I have a 401k and talk about it with my best frend Cody. We're perfect for each other.

[maks]

lets get the government involved in our relationship because if there's one thing which always improves everything it's paperwork

[Gentleman Doli]

he can somehow make freaky sex boring so maybe he can make ma:slap:riage fun

[maks]

mar:rage:

[maks]

there's no :rage: what the hell

[Gentleman Doli]

:dinorage:

[maks]

there's no 'dino' in 'marriage' I was already taking enough liberties dropping the 'i'. There's just no way I can live with calumnet's limitations anymore, see you at tpilol.

[siburke939]

http://p.twimg.com/AtSjGy_CQAMlrIJ.jpg <3

[maks]

why are you being so self destructive why do you want to complicate your relationship and cause it to fail?

[siburke939]

i'm in love dude you should try it some time i can't explain it but i feel fucking good

[maks]

you're happy, that's great. that's why I am questioning why you would want to change and complicate a relationship which is working fine. seems to me if you're happy right now then you should continue doing what makes you happy, changing it into something else which may make you less happy seems kind of dumb and self destructive.

[maks]

in my business if we have a system set up for a client that isn't causing them any problems we don't go adding things or changing them around and taking the risk of breaking them leading to downtime. if it's working flawlessly you leave it the fuck alone.

[Camoron]

marks is just a cynical man. I, for one, congratulate you, Simon.

[maks]

it's not cynicism it's logic. if something is working fine you don't fuck with it.

[stalker virus]

i got 99 problems and logic is all of em

[jon]

http://p.twimg.com/AtSjGy_CQAMlrIJ.jpg <3

ah yes

i see you gave her the key to the kitchen

wise decision

[Gentleman Doli]

ah yes

[rubycalaber]

I'm sure there's a rage, or maybe its :raged:

anyway congratulations siburke, please livestream the wedding

[rubycalaber]

or at least invite m0nde lmao

[siburke939]

gonna invite everyone off the internet to the after-party in london so keep your diaries free this time next year

[siburke939]

(even you faggots!)

[siburke939]

camoron's post made me shed a happy tear :'-)

[siburke939]

pre-nup's are a given dude you gotta be fucking mental not to

[rootbeer]

gonna invite everyone off the internet to the after-party in london so keep your diaries free this time next year

i bet i can make a dinner table picture more awkward than monde

[stalker virus]

cody is the president of the gary busey fan club apparently

[stalker virus]

:tmnt:

[Gentleman Doli]

Cody ny migga

[siburke939]

:busey: