Twas the night before Rootymas

[Autistic Spectrum]

Twas the night before Rootymas, when all through the the dirty one bedroom government welfare house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a bush pig.
The herpes medicane was hung by the inflateable bathtub with care,
In hopes that Rooty soon would be there.

The children that lisa had taken away were nestled all snug in their beds in foster family's houses,
While nigtmares of the horrible child abuse they had suffered by there crack head mother danced in their heads.
And lisa in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cag,
Had just stayed up for 2 weeks straight arguing with people with people on the interent.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the computer desk where i had been lurking a fourm to see what was the matter.
Away to the window lisa flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the uncut grass and weeds and bird shit
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a guy who looked liked shrek rolling up in a wheel chair.

[Autistic Spectrum]

that poem is really long and i gave up half way though, ,,so much effort,,,

[steveyos]

and then she fucked tek

[Camoron]

your poem is ogrecompensating

[www.whatthefuck.com]

your poem is ogrecompensating

how onionrigional

[Autistic Spectrum]

Twas the night before Rootymas, when all through the the dirty one bedroom government welfare house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a bush pig.
The herpes medicane was hung by the inflateable bathtub with care,
In hopes that Rooty soon would be there.

The fetus that lisa murderd was nestled all snug in dumpster, while dreams of not being killed danced in it's head

And lisa in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cag,
Had just stayed up for 2 weeks straight arguing with people with people on the interent.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the computer desk where i had been lurking a fourm to see what was the matter.
Away to the window lisa flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the uncut grass and weeds and bird shit
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a guy who looked liked shrek rolling up in a wheel chair.

would like to make an edit to that becaus i am not sure about the other shit,,, but i am abotu lisa's dead fetus

[Poopalew]

would like to make an edit to that becaus i am not sure about the other shit,,, but i am abotu lisa's dead fetus

Uh.

[steveyos YOLO]

5'd

[Chronic Munchies]

Rootymas.

[rootbeer]

Rootymas.

i wouldnt spend it any other way :heart:

[m0nde]

aborted fetus christmas ornament

http://i.imgur.com/6CNg7p8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lYi1OY4.jpg

[always stevey]

why th fuck is it wrapped in bacon

[maks]

rootbeer's "I just got laid for tyhe first time smitten puppy love' routine is incredibly creepy, I'll bet lisa is being all passive aggressive about it already and I'll bet he doesbn't even notice.

rootbeer, this is how plug drugs fucked it up. go read the letters from michael thread and do the opposite.

[always stevey]

or just commence creepy spank talk ;)

[maks]

don't make me get my paddle young lady! *chases stevey around the room*

[steveyos]

oooo he he! this isn't uncomfortable for everyone!

[internutt]

rootbeer's "I just got laid for tyhe first time smitten puppy love' routine is incredibly creepy

[steveyos]

that's why I'm staying a virgin for life because I care about my friends

[maks]

oooo he he! this isn't uncomfortable for everyone!

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty is 10x worse than plug drugs ever was. PD at least had the intelligence to put spending his money to shove pills up his ass a priority over wasting it on that skank.

[maks]

plug drugs didn't wise up, l;isa kicked him to the curb for being a creeper

[the president of sex]

rooty is livign the dream good for him

[www.whatthefuck.com]

rooty is livign the dream good for him

yeah its a good thing he's used to living in a swamp the smell wont be so hard to get used to