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Chronic Munchies
12-10-2013, 12:11 AM
I'm not opening my door on thursday or I'm not going to be there

I'm not going to be with Rootbeer because he doesn't understand me and he's going to be a lot happier with a woman who will always just tell him exaactly what he wants and not what is the truth.

This was bound to happen though, it's me after all, of course everything was going to fuck up and I was going to be sitting in the corner with my cat and the blinds drawn until I die.

Have nice lives.

Chronic Munchies
12-10-2013, 12:14 AM
it's a tall order to expect anyone to be able to understand me and it's just not ever going to happen.

steveyos YOLO
12-10-2013, 12:49 AM
I understand you're insane and need choked unconscious on a daily basis.

Chronic Munchies
12-10-2013, 01:00 AM
No I am going to be with rootbeer

Don't know how the fuck this will work

I can't ever answer my door

steveyos YOLO
12-10-2013, 01:52 AM
We can play games online if you have a playstation 4

steveyos
12-10-2013, 06:20 AM
is it the other person this time yet again or have you realized it's you because you're horrible or is this an epic skype troll and you're already married to him

www.whatthefuck.com
12-10-2013, 06:33 AM
lisas ocd wont let her open the door on even numbered days holy shit i called the cops to check on her on an even numbered day i bet thats why they maced her LMAO!!!

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 07:06 AM
lol xd

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 07:14 AM
it's a tall order to expect anyone to be able to understand me and it's just not ever going to happen.

monde understands you, maybe rootbeer could give his non refundable plane ticket to him

maks
12-10-2013, 07:34 AM
This was bound to happen though, it's me after all, of course everything was going to fuck up

People always say "this isn't the time for told-you-so's" well this is the time for told you so's I told you so rootbeer

timmy
12-10-2013, 07:41 AM
getting fucked over by a bogan aussie chick ☑
threatening to hurt the only cool aussie currently posting ☑
ruined chance to hang with said cool aussie ☑
youre at rock bottom rootbeer i dont know what to tells ya

maks
12-10-2013, 07:50 AM
rootbeer if you're that lonely make an account on match.com or something I'm sure you can meet a more quality woman than lisa and she'll probably even live on the same continent as you

www.whatthefuck.com
12-10-2013, 07:53 AM
rootbeer would fail to qualify for match.com if he was honest

steveyos
12-10-2013, 08:11 AM
People always say "this isn't the time for told-you-so's" well this is the time for told you so's I told you so rootbeer

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 08:23 AM
i would like to point out that i was the first one to tell them this was not going to work because lisa is an insane shut in freak

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 08:24 AM
spoilers rootbeer is still going to penguin island, he seems really deteremtied to check getting herpes off his bucket list

maks
12-10-2013, 08:32 AM
i would like to point out that i was the first one to tell them this was not going to work because lisa is an insane shut in freak

that's like saying you were the first to point out that water is wet

timmy
12-10-2013, 08:33 AM
that's like saying you were the first to point out that water is wet

you are really high right now☑

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 08:40 AM
calling it now all of lisas future interpersonal relationships will fail spectacularly,

steveyos YOLO
12-10-2013, 09:15 AM
Not sure if it was mentioned yet, but I hope rooty commits suicide

steveyos
12-10-2013, 09:45 AM
common sense sometimes doesn't travel as fast as forum posts

maks
12-10-2013, 12:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lmfvy1c.png

www.whatthefuck.com
12-10-2013, 01:03 PM
marks cares way too much about the internet folks

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 01:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lmfvy1c.png

classic cag caring about her friend lisa

maks
12-10-2013, 01:33 PM
Sometimes the world looks perfect, nothing to rearrange. Sometimes you just get a feeling like you need some kind of change. No matter what the odds are this time, nothing's gonna stand in my way. The fire in my heart and a long lost friend gives every dark street a LIGHT AT THE END!

Standing tall, on the wings of my dreams! Rise and fall on the wings of my dreams!

Rain and thunder, wind and hail, I'm bound for better days. It's my life, and my dream, and nothing's gonna stop me now!

m0nde
12-10-2013, 01:36 PM
pobody's nerfect

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 01:41 PM
gonna quote this post when lisa and or rootbeer comes back here in the next couple of days and make a thread or posts about how they just had S E X with each other and how it was amazing and how we are all jealous virgins fags, and we can all choke on there happiness

m0nde
12-10-2013, 01:42 PM
that's all great, but we all know that he's going to be hurt badly by her insanity and will come back in a month at most

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 01:47 PM
i just hope rootbeer did not fuck up his sperm sack with all the werid roids he takes and lisa get's knocked up, i really think the more innocent people's lives they ruin with there relationship the better

maks
12-10-2013, 01:49 PM
what are the chances of lisa carrying rootbeer's baby to term she's either going to openly abort it or "miscarry" and go on and on about how upset it made her

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 01:53 PM
lisa will want the child support and a purpose in life, if the guy is not literately a meth head she will keep the baby

maks
12-10-2013, 01:57 PM
she already has welfare and her purpose in life is sitting on her ass posting on the internet feeding and changing a baby would take up precious time that would be better spent showing her tits to teenagers

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 01:59 PM
she won't be able to stop smoking dope for 9 months, that baby will come out with a damaged hole

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 02:00 PM
she already has welfare and her purpose in life is sitting on her ass posting on the internet feeding and changing a baby would take up precious time that would be better spent showing her tits to teenagers
welfare people get a raise when they have childern, it's the only way to move up the ladder in her current job

m0nde
12-10-2013, 02:05 PM
that's all great, but we all know that he's going to be hurt badly by her insanity and will come back in a month at mostlet me fix that. she's going to go batshit crazy on him within a week or two when he triggers some weird psychosis in her and he'll be left with his head spinning

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 02:08 PM
rootbeer has witnessed lisa melt down daily here and i am sure even more so in private between the too of them, i don't think there's any big suprises in store for him,

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 02:09 PM
i honestly wish them both the best of luck god speed you 2 crazy kids

maks
12-10-2013, 02:19 PM
do you honestly believe her latest abortion was her first I don't

lnopia the great
12-10-2013, 02:30 PM
ufcardfan posted a link to an eminem thread where people were saying shes had 2 kids taken away from her already so maybe shes a mom who knows

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 02:31 PM
i need to talk to her brother, i am sure he knows

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 02:31 PM
ufcardfan posted a link to an eminem thread where people were saying shes had 2 kids taken away from her already so maybe shes a mom who knows

wtf

www.whatthefuck.com
12-10-2013, 02:38 PM
her tiny tits have stretch marks as well as her ass and thighs all signs of being knocked up

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 02:40 PM
BELIVE ME IF LISA HAD CHILDERN I WOULD KNOW OK,,, I AM HER BEST FRINED ONLINE, SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING OK I WOULD KNOW!!! She WOULD NEVER KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM ME,.

www.whatthefuck.com
12-10-2013, 02:42 PM
BELIVE ME IF LISA HAD CHILDERN I WOULD KNOW OK,,, I AM HER BEST FRINED ONLINE, SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING OK I WOULD KNOW!!! She WOULD NEVER KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM ME,.

so she told you about how she never had a teaching job at all that was her sister and her sister got harassed because of her online bullshit so her brother beat her ass because she's a loser? did she channel all that past you dp?

Autistic Spectrum
12-10-2013, 02:43 PM
she does not have any sisters thank you eveyr much i am now friends with her mom on facebook so i think i would know

www.whatthefuck.com
12-10-2013, 02:47 PM
i invoke rule 32 of the internet on you dp

lnopia the great
12-10-2013, 03:56 PM
are you telling me her shitty life that we harrass her for 24/7 might all be a fantasy she made to escape how shittier her real life is

www.whatthefuck.com
12-10-2013, 03:59 PM
lol wait what thats just another chick with the same last name she stole her job from holy shit thats even fucking funnier

timmy
12-10-2013, 05:27 PM
are you telling me her shitty life that we harrass her for 24/7 might all be a fantasy she made to escape how shittier her real life is

:pumpkin:

steveyos YOLO
12-10-2013, 05:32 PM
God took her children away because she couldn't feed them without breasts

steveyos
12-10-2013, 05:38 PM
she won't be able to stop smoking dope for 9 months, that baby will come out with a damaged hole


welfare people get a raise when they have childern, it's the only way to move up the ladder in her current job


let me fix that. she's going to go batshit crazy on him within a week or two when he triggers some weird psychosis in her and he'll be left with his head spinning


rootbeer has witnessed lisa melt down daily here and i am sure even more so in private between the too of them, i don't think there's any big suprises in store for him,


i honestly wish them both the best of luck god speed you 2 crazy kids


do you honestly believe her latest abortion was her first I don't


ufcardfan posted a link to an eminem thread where people were saying shes had 2 kids taken away from her already so maybe shes a mom who knows


i need to talk to her brother, i am sure he knows


BELIVE ME IF LISA HAD CHILDERN I WOULD KNOW OK,,, I AM HER BEST FRINED ONLINE, SHE TELLS ME EVERYTHING OK I WOULD KNOW!!! She WOULD NEVER KEEP SOMETHING LIKE THIS FROM ME,.


she does not have any sisters thank you eveyr much i am now friends with her mom on facebook so i think i would know


are you telling me her shitty life that we harrass her for 24/7 might all be a fantasy she made to escape how shittier her real life is


:pumpkin:

Plug Drugs
12-10-2013, 07:40 PM
huh

UofLCardfan08
12-10-2013, 08:05 PM
I'm not opening my door on thursday or I'm not going to be there

http://i41.tinypic.com/2vkdvty.png

I'm not going to be with Rootbeer because he doesn't understand me and he's going to be a lot happier with a woman who will always just tell him exaactly what he wants and not what is the truth.

This was bound to happen though, it's me after all, of course everything was going to fuck up and I was going to be sitting in the corner with my cat and the blinds drawn until I die.

Have nice lives.


it's a tall order to expect anyone to be able to understand me and it's just not ever going to happen.

And if she calls the police she knows they will take her away, again.

Poopalew
12-10-2013, 08:17 PM
And if she calls the police she knows they will take her away, again.

The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her in the shower and she had slashes all over

steveyos YOLO
12-10-2013, 09:03 PM
Good point poopalew.

Poopalew
12-10-2013, 09:05 PM
Good point poopalew.

you know.

Autistic Spectrum
12-11-2013, 03:17 PM
it sounds like she was horribley raped and cut with a knife pooplawa,

always stevey
12-11-2013, 03:48 PM
This message is hidden because Poopalew is on your ignore list.

reno
12-11-2013, 03:50 PM
:michaeljacksoneatingpopcorn:

Plug Drugs
12-11-2013, 04:47 PM
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steveyos
12-11-2013, 06:35 PM
:michaeljacksoneatingpopcorn:

jon
12-11-2013, 06:40 PM
tomorrow's thursday you guys

Camoron
12-11-2013, 07:01 PM
huh wow i did nazi tbis coming :smugga:

Autistic Spectrum
12-11-2013, 07:01 PM
i am rootbeers emgerncy contact on penguin island in case shit does not work out

UofLCardfan08
12-11-2013, 07:24 PM
tomorrow's thursday you guys

Actually it is Thursday 1:30pm in Melbourne atm.

steveyos
12-11-2013, 07:33 PM
are they married yet

www.whatthefuck.com
12-11-2013, 07:38 PM
are they married yet

:mystery:

Poopalew
12-11-2013, 09:18 PM
it sounds like she was horribley raped and cut with a knife pooplawa,

Use your right hand fucktard so it up.

UofLCardfan08
12-12-2013, 11:07 AM
tomorrow's thursday you guys

friday is court day, someone's going to get cuffed n stuffed/straight jacketed

Penguin Island Tribune: international steroid, meth, valtrex and CP ring busted

Poopalew
12-12-2013, 12:37 PM
friday is court day, someone's going to get cuffed n stuffed/straight jacketed

Penguin Island Tribune: international steroid, meth, valtrex and CP ring busted

Seriously get when you mix a drug dealer a mass murderer a nascar driver and a fisherman?

steveyos
12-12-2013, 12:52 PM
Seriously get when you mix a drug dealer a mass murderer a nascar driver and a fisherman?

steveyos
12-12-2013, 12:52 PM
buzz

Poopalew
12-12-2013, 12:54 PM
buzz

Hey honey how you doing?