Sticky: don't waste your time with micrsoft remote desktop client for android just use splashtop

[steveyos]

I would rather pay splashtop a monthly fee than deal with the hassle oh my god I'm so stressed out it's literally imposible to get it to connect you have to do 283582358238528 steps as where with splashtop you just install a program and you're ready to go, I can't elieve this, how can micrsofto do this how can they not connect to their own OS when there's at least 20 programs on the android market that can do it without any problems

[steveyos]

fucking jesus Christ I just spent like an hour on this and I regret that hour of waste more than any other hour I've wasted in my life and I've wasted every hour of my lif efor the past 26 years but this hour was the hour I regret the most I'm so fucking pissed

[www.whatthefuck.com]

If you say gullible slowly it sounds like "oranges"

[maks]

you spent hours enabling remote desktop and forwarding port 3389 on your router?

[maks]

you're bad at this stevey

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.spyonabird.com/birdhouse-IP.htm

[maks]

2xclient is better anyway

[Gentleman Doli]

Rubynet funny computer

[steveyos]

you're gonna have to trust me that it's fucking terrible, how's that 2xclient compare to splashtop? I have splashtop game remote which lets me control the pc like usual but also add virtual joysticks to play games it's pretty neato but they want a monthly fee to access my pc from anywhere and I'll probably only ever do that once in my life and I'd much rather it be free actually I probably won't ever do it but knowing I could od it for free would be nice

[steveyos]

hmm let's see pu tall my shit on google drive for free to access from anywhere with my pc off or keep my pc running to raise my electric bil then on top of that pay a stupid useless monthly fee to some fags to access my computer WOW FUCK OFF

[maks]

I've never used splashtop, is it an rpd client or like a logmein/web based vnc? if it's the second one it's nowhere near as good as rdp

[Autistic Spectrum]

i honestly think if you wired the bird houses you sell with wifi and a camera, you might sell alot of them, maybe hire me to write a little app for terga note, called BIRD HOUSe fjs BRIDIS,,, idk something to think about

[maks]

also logmein is free if you're using somethin like that miht as well use that one

[Autistic Spectrum]

might see some cool stuff go on in the secert life of birds, some bird shit you had no idea even happend, like maybe they are drunks and beat there bird wives

[steveyos]

rdp I'd imagine since you can control your entire computer left click right click type this that play games



actually the reason I wanted the Microsoft one was because it even goes as far as to have swipe actions so it's like I'm literally using windows 8 on my tablet the swipe from the sides bullshtis and stuff but at the same time I literally don't fucking care because I hate technology and dont' even want any of it and ummmmm I'm really high and started talking to this girl again yesterday who I really like anyway gonna go back to exercising hopefully micrsofot gets the picture and realizes they could just make it so all I have to do is sign in with my @live email on my tablet and then control my pc that's kinda why windows 8 has this live.com loginb ullshit isn't it TO MAKE THINGS FUCKING EASY

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna get an eye implant latter today, so i can use instragram filters in my day to day looking at stuff

[steveyos]

I can use the splashtop one at home through wifi to play skyrim on my tablet and use the micrsoft one when I'm out on 3g so I can turn my computer off in case I forgot ot turn it off BECAUSE THAT'/S ALL I'D USE I TOFR FUCK YOU, I HATE TECHNOLOGY I'M GONNA GO BENCH PRESS SOME MORE BECAUSE IT IS MY GOAL IN LIFE TO MARY CAG

[www.whatthefuck.com]

:herpetarium:

[Autistic Spectrum]

sometimes i crush up my old cell phones into a fine powder and snort them,, i get high off technoigly, if you gotta a problem with that ombama admistirion you can kiss my ass

[Autistic Spectrum]

i gotta change this shitty avatar holy shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

well that's much better fuck u stupid rootbeer wizard cat

[www.whatthefuck.com]

well that's much better fuck u stupid rootbeer wizard cat

http://rlv.zcache.com/drunk_puppy_mousepad-rc135841da39042c2bbd3e5a5ce100613_x74vi_8byvr_512.jpg

http://www.horrorphilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vlcsnap-2011-04-11-23h12m58s117.jpg

https://lh5.ggpht.com/Ho4pGo_yEqRoBWgzOmc2-UOd3JLvMuzyGovFEEB7d1yPXB9GaQVQIOyV1KhEirDONnM=w300

[maks]

I tried the microsoft client for android but it doen't have a windows key so it's p useless for using windows 8

[always stevey]

don't know what any of this means.

[Autistic Spectrum]

they are talking about hacking your computer claire,,, better hide under the bed, stevey maks and fema is coming for u

[always stevey]

currently watching youtube tutorials so that I can hack your computer.

[steveyos YOLO]

Dp just reminded me of how much i still hate rootbeer

[Poopalew]

Dp just reminded me of how much i still hate rootbeer

$800.

[Autistic Spectrum]

buzz

[always stevey]

well hello poopalew

[always stevey]

one day you will be a real boy

[Autistic Spectrum]

what was commander data's robot daughters name in star trek tng CAG?

[Poopalew]

one day you will be a real boy

dude im bored.

[always stevey]

ugh, I remember when he gave birth to the robot girl but I had to google it. Lal

[Poopalew]

what was commander data's robot daughters name in star trek tng CAG?

and may the clit live on The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.

[Autistic Spectrum]

and may the clit live on The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
your a filthy animal

[steveyos]

Hey honey how you doing?

[Poopalew]

Hey honey how you doing?

Dammn look at those fine looking honeys over there!

[m0nde]

you spent hours enabling remote desktop and forwarding port 3389 on your router?i don't think he knows how to pass ports and as usual has made something supremely simple into a complicated, tiresome process

[Autistic Spectrum]

think i'm gonna build a wi-fi enabled bear trap,,,

[maks]

i don't think he knows how to pass ports and as usual has made something supremely simple into a complicated, tiresome process

sounds about right

[steveyos]

meanwhile in reality even nerds of your guys level call it a piece of shit

[maks]

rdp is like the top reason to use windows, it fucking rules and if you don't like the microsoft client there's about 50 other ones

[steveyos]

ya I guess it rules if you like computers I personally can't wait until I don't need one any more

[steveyos]

can I still return my new pc to newegg or too late