did anyone else spend all last night have lots of sex

[elezzark]

just wondering if i'm the only one, happens to me pretty much every night with different girls

[terror baby]

did anyone else spend all last night have lots of sex

[Plug Drugs]

just wondering if i'm the only one, happens to me pretty much every night with different girls

i've been in crazier orgies than you could possibly imagine
i'd show you vids but we all promised not to share them ever, ever

[timmy]

i've been in crazier orgies than you could possibly imagine
i'd show you vids but we all promised not to share them ever, ever

when i read this post i giggled a little then said "faggot" under my breath

[siburke939]

:n:

[Plug Drugs]

when i read this post i giggled a little then said "faggot" under my breath

barry you are too much of an aspergered bitch and whenever you meet a girl it only takes maybe 45 minutes before you start spilling out all your problems and life's story and scare her off

[siburke939]

trick to getting laid: ask a question about their life then nod repeatedly feigning interest as they talk shit until they're ripping your clothes off

[siburke939]

you need to be a good looking cunt like me as well (just saying)

[Plug Drugs]

for the less good looking, just walk around like you've got a pair

[siburke939]

there's a fine line between confidence & arrogance but master that & you're all set

[siburke939]

:swag:

[blumpkin blownuts]

Gentlemen don't kiss and tell.

sike I haven't touched a (qualifying) female in 2-3 years. I don't even j/o but 1-2x a month.

[siburke939]

i slept with loads of chicks in my twenties but i hit 30 & calmed down a lot only slept with *counts* 4 in total since then 3 separately 1 was in a threesome so it's more like 3 women i suppose as 1 was just an "addition"

[elezzark]

i've been in crazier orgies than you could possibly imagine
i'd show you vids but we all promised not to share them ever, ever

i doubt it, i'm really attractive for being addicted to the internet



here is a picture of me hanging out with lil b and a baby deer, ya i got it like that
http://i.imgur.com/jmXPB.jpg

[Plug Drugs]

i slept with loads of chicks in my twenties but i hit 30 & calmed down a lot only slept with *counts* 4 in total since then 3 separately 1 was in a threesome so it's more like 3 women i suppose as 1 was just an "addition"

lol "addition", makes me picture some fat/ugly chick who you didn't stick it in but she sucked your dick or jerked you off or played with your balls while you were transitioning between positions with one of the two good looking ones

[Plug Drugs]

wait, you mean like a foursome right?

[Plug Drugs]

i suppose it would be hard to let a chubby tag along on a threesome but then deny her vagina intercourse... especially when she starts to break down crying or something "its because i'm ugly isn't it"

[elezzark]

pussy doesnt have a face

[Gentleman Doli]

did anyone else spend all last night have lots of sex

lol

[rootbeer]

hiroshima= whack ass poster no one knows

[lnopia the great]

plug drugs you couldn't keep up with pushing carts at wal-mart i can't image you actually having sex

[elezzark]

im clays friend

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs you couldn't keep up with pushing carts at wal-mart i can't image you actually having sex

you've never actually pushed carts your opinion doesnt mean shit to me,
i managed perfectly fine for 3 months, i just didnt want to work in that shithole anymore, can you blame me?
but yeah fuck you etc etc i'd kick your ass blah blah pathetic weakling

[rootbeer]

pushing carts is ez i did it in high school

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs you couldn't keep up with pushing carts at wal-mart i can't image you actually having sex

btw the chick in your signature matches up perfectly to the beat of alice in chains - no excuses

[Plug Drugs]

pushing carts is ez i did it in high school

you didnt do it by yourself on black friday

[Plug Drugs]

or in your case, no other option besides abstinence

[siburke939]

lol "addition", makes me picture some fat/ugly chick who you didn't stick it in but she sucked your dick or jerked you off or played with your balls while you were transitioning between positions with one of the two good looking ones

check me out using the multi-quote feature itt! anyway...


wait, you mean like a foursome right?

first girl (since turning 30) was the old missus was with her for about 12 years until recently
second was an ex went out for a drink fucked like rabbits had a good time (she's a great girl & good friend)
third was my new missus (yeah i keep posting photos & talking about her but she's awesome okay)
fourth was when me & new missus was out drinking ended up with 2 chicks in their flat snorting coke & drinking booze one of the girls fucked off the other ended up fucking me & my missus (she wasn't bad looking but nothing really special) it was fun i suppose

[siburke939]

:walloftext:

[blumpkin blownuts]

anyone who cant read 5 lines needs ritaline

[siburke939]

95% of this forum then

[UofLCardfan08]

Which would you do?


Le'Hog bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig
http://i024.radikal.ru/1204/d0/7346f375186d.jpg

Le'HotBabe Sophie
http://s019.radikal.ru/i627/1204/ec/54319276748f.jpg


tough choice?

nice butt on Siburke's lovely lass, well played she looks delish

[siburke939]

she's a dirty little bugger i fucking love her! <3

[siburke939]

this is a better pic anyway...

http://p.twimg.com/AqrmfCsCQAEnLDJ.jpg

[UofLCardfan08]

too much pointless yello [please fix]

[siburke939]

yeah she was a bit "off" about me posting the uncensored versions...

[UofLCardfan08]

respectn the misses'no harm with that she,b a nice overall package

[siburke939]

i do like to push the boundaries with her a bit but she tells me off if i go too far (like the one time i posted a pic of her face covered in jizz on twitter...)

[syncan aka ken post jr]

fwiw, there's nothing wrong with abstinence

my vegan bicycle is made out of my inflated self worth instead of animal parts

[maks]

my vegan singles bar is made of a kindergarten class

[Desolation]

Really glad Hiro is posting

[Desolation]

Did you ever know that you're my Hiirrrrooo....

[syncan aka ken post jr]

5rfg28FpMaU

go ahead rootbeer jerk off to this nobody's gonna judge you

[elezzark]

Really glad Hiro is posting

:bj: :love:

[Gentleman Doli]

this is a better pic anyway...

http://p.twimg.com/AqrmfCsCQAEnLDJ.jpg

gross

[lnopia the great]

you could make the faces smaller man

[rootbeer]

5rfg28FpMaU

go ahead rootbeer jerk off to this nobody's gonna judge you

yeah its easy to make rootbeer jokes when im not around, i cant talk about dp's starving kids

[syncan aka ken post jr]

your a total faggot when you are here and when you are away u gay all da time

[syncan aka ken post jr]

but next time i call youa faggot neck bearded bettle baby gamer nerd i will come here in one of the 22 hours you are online and tell you to your fat face if u want

[rootbeer]

anyone else notice dp gets tough around the first of the month? i guess knowing that you can feed your kids next week must be a relief, too bad little jimmmy is already dying and in a wheel chair.

[rootbeer]

im just guessing about the wheel chair part

[Desolation]

Hiro "hack the planet" Shima

[Plug Drugs]

whatchyou got against the neckbeards,
more laid back than some dude who wears polo shirts and smells like a woman, those pussy whipped panzy ass douche bags
chicks dig me because i look 'scruffy looking'

[UofLCardfan08]

anyone else notice dp gets tough around the first of the month? i guess knowing that you can feed your kids next week must be a relief, too bad little jimmmy is already dying and in a wheel chair.

always the children that suffer the most


this is a better pic anyway...

http://i028.radikal.ru/1204/a2/f460557ff66b.jpg

[Garfield]

i had a romantic led lit dinner with an attractive young boy by the name of franz, we listened to roy orbison and studied the projected personality traits of frank lloyd wrights design efforts on a few f his lesser known works

[Garfield]

followed by rancid ass to mouth fucking and wiping our poopy dicks all over my neighbors gay ass mazda

[rootbeer]

whatchyou got against the neckbeards,
more laid back than some dude who wears polo shirts and smells like a woman, those pussy whipped panzy ass douche bags
chicks dig me because i look 'scruffy looking'

in dp's head he is a european super model, too bad if he looks directly at sunlight he will turn into dust

[rootbeer]

Hiro "hack the planet" Shima

i could tell this was one of juji's 15 year old boyfriends

[Garfield]

careful what you say rootbeer youre messing with a professional forum hacker

[Garfield]

he could easily destroy forumicon with a touch of a button

[juji]

i could tell this was one of juji's 15 year old boyfriends

nigga you are so getting hacked

[juji]

he could easily destroy forumicon with a touch of a button

url?

[Garfield]

i cant do that to rootbeer

[Garfield]

im sorry please forgive me

all hail king juji

[rootbeer]

nigga you are so getting hacked

ugly jew boy reporting for duty

[rootbeer]

how long have you been lurking? you realize no one likes you here right?

[elezzark]

u fools mad ive hacked more gibsons than u have kissed a girl, btw i really get laid every night im so attractive i feel bad being on the internet with the likes of u nerds xD

:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

n1YqNpkyy5M

[m0nde]

ugly jew boy reporting for dutyloool

[Garfield]

u fools mad ive hacked more gibsons than u have kissed a girl, btw i really get laid every night im so attractive i feel bad being on the internet with the likes of u nerds xD

:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:



god is this what i sound like? im so sorry and i vow to never be this unfunny again.

[elezzark]

god is this what i sound like? im so sorry and i vow to never be this unfunny again.

its not a joke

[Garfield]

this is where id argue that im abut 10x better looking then you but im not going to because i better than that

[Garfield]

i also dont want to cause an interforum war because everyone agrees that i am the cutest and they all like me and have my back

[Dustin]

DB's droppen, pussy popen' #holla #hacker swag #420

[elezzark]

this is where id argue that im abut 10x better looking then you but im not going to because i better than that

try me fool

http://i.imgur.com/b1Zgv.jpg

[rootbeer]

u look like someone juji fucked in the ass

[Dustin]

u look like someone juji fucked in the ass

:nf:

[elezzark]

u look like someone juji fucked in the ass

fuck you fag im a top

[Autistic Spectrum]

you've never actually pushed carts your opinion doesnt mean shit to me,
i managed perfectly fine for 3 months, i just didnt want to work in that shithole anymore, can you blame me?
but yeah fuck you etc etc i'd kick your ass blah blah pathetic weakling

i push a cart everytime i go to the store, how else am i susspoed to get my shit to the car, think befor eu post plug drugs

[timmy]

i push a cart everytime i go to the store, how else am i susspoed to get my shit to the car, think befor eu post plug drugs

:magpi:

[Lisa Claus]

you've never actually pushed carts your opinion doesnt mean shit to me,
i managed perfectly fine for 3 months, i just didnt want to work in that shithole anymore, can you blame me?
but yeah fuck you etc etc i'd kick your ass blah blah pathetic weaklingcome back sweetheart