something is growing in the cup next to my desk

[Plug Drugs]

giant fungal sponge, don't breathe this!

[rubycalaber]

cum in it and see if you breed a fungus monster

[Plug Drugs]

maybe i could send it into the science community and they'd declare it a new species and i could name it after myself
Nerdifis Shutinicus

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habitat: Nerdifis is a rare species, it's metabolism is sustained by the nutrients present in the residue of 5 month old beer; but the organism can also thrive in an environment consisting of mainly coca-cola vodka cocktails or 4 month old canned cheese-dip

[Plug Drugs]

Nerdifis requires minimum sunlight. The occasional cigarette butt evidently aids its growth

[rubycalaber]

eat it and see if you get the fungus superpowers

[maks]

ugh I worked 12 hours today while you guys were sitting around discussing mold

[rootbeer]

k hun

[maks]

I havent had a day off in 2 weeks.

is everyone in virginia repainting their dining rooms

[rootbeer]

alright daintyhands98

[maks]

You talk big but I'll bet you've never replaced a fender or an alternator

[rootbeer]

wth is an alternator

[rootbeer]

sounds like the devils technology

[rootbeer]

and obviously i have never changed a fender because i am an ace driver pro

[rootbeer]

get real daintyhands98

[maks]

and obviously i have never changed a fender because i am an ace driver pro

not going to help you if the other drivers aren't

[Plug Drugs]

*tries to understand whether he is talking about a car's fender or a guitar*
....
nope too drunk to understand

[Plug Drugs]

wait i figured it out
isn't putting on a fender as easy as taking the nuts off the old fender and bolting on the new one?
pop your hood and take a look at how the fender is attached its very easy and you can figure it out as you go along, you dont need some special advice for it unless you are intimidated at the sight of car parts and panic and don't know what to do

[Plug Drugs]

the fender is just an aesthetic part anyways i think, you don't need to replace it unless it is literally about to fall off

[elezzzark]

and obviously i have never changed a fender because i am an ace driver pro

Learn how to walk

[rootbeer]

i think google translator broke

[rubycalaber]

Learn how to walk

Are look at the two wee gay barmy lime ston's there we lepricorns thay are poor fell's cant waite to get back here lol PLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! more for spankings hay

[maks]

wait i figured it out
isn't putting on a fender as easy as taking the nuts off the old fender and bolting on the new one?
pop your hood and take a look at how the fender is attached its very easy and you can figure it out as you go along, you dont need some special advice for it unless you are intimidated at the sight of car parts and panic and don't know what to do

yes it's pretty simple and straightforward but rootbeer has never done it because he's a girl