Lisa won't work for me

[Autistic Spectrum]

not that i would ever hire her

[Autistic Spectrum]

- looks at lisa's job appliaction

so you can either walk a high wire or molest middle schoolers?


is it possible for you to do both at the same time,,, what i'm asking is do you think you could molest a middle schooler on a tight rope?

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[steveyos YOLO]

Why would she need to work when retards on this forum buy stuff for her

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

i was always under the impression you were unemployed dp since you post here all day

[Autistic Spectrum]

tell your dad to give me a job, put me to work ruby's sisters wife

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

just come to canada you can take your pick we have lots of jobs we even have some entry level office assistant jobs the person who used to do that job went on forums and okcupid all day so you would fit in!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i am not really an entry leval sort of dude, i need 6 figures to even get up in the morning,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i do like telling others what to do, after i figure things out, but i don't like actually doing them, keep that in mind when you talk to your dad for me

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

then i would recommend the commercial side of things, or the real estate they make decent money i think maybe though they are all just flashy and in crazy debt but selling new houses is easy people are dumb they love new things

[rootbeer]

i think dp dropped his soldering iron in the toilet this morning

[Autistic Spectrum]

i make alot of money because i am smart and can figure out problems pretty fast, in a go go bussiness environment and i tell dumb people exactly what to do ,, it's called being smart and not stupid,,,

also i would like to note Garfield is the lisa's babysitter accoutn

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

what do you do dp?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i work in IT liek the rest of the people on rubynet,, either you are on welfare or work in IT, there's no middle ground here

[Gentleman Doli]

lol

[Gentleman Doli]

IT wrorkers of ruby net unite,,

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

so you work in a call centre?

[Autistic Spectrum]

hahaha no i am top teir IT ok, i sling code all day

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

2 much java 2 handle

[Autistic Spectrum]

call center lol, i would shoot myself in the head

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

you wouldnt be able to afford a gun to shoot yourself in the head with

[Autistic Spectrum]

once and a while if some werid bug happens or it get's escalated so far up the chain, that i have to talk to a person to see what's going on, you know they've made it to the end, of the line like that scene in the matrix where neo talks to the guy in the source room,,,, if i can't fix it or find it, your fucked cause i architected it,,

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

we have a pac man machine in the office it is really cute and you like those old clunky games cause you are older

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

mrs pac man

[Autistic Spectrum]

we have a pac man machine in the office it is really cute and you like those old clunky games cause you are older

http://www.jammaboards.com/store/pacman-ms-pacman-upright-cabinet-60-in-1-upgrade-complete-kit.html

get that you can play 60 games on it

[Autistic Spectrum]

plugs right into the harness an idoit could install it in 10 mins

[Autistic Spectrum]

they u can play some donkey kong

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

i dont even play pacman i get bored after 1 round games are for boys anyhow

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

i will show my dad it though

[Autistic Spectrum]

i buy fucked up old arcade games and restore them, i acutally have 2 pacman's one is all done and restored, the other i just got for like 50 bucks and i have to do stenicals on the front, and rebuild the entire control panel cause some fag hacked it all up,, it came with another game i wanted so i just took it and i guess i will sell it when i am done since i have one allready,, when i tell girls i restore arcade games they basically fuck me on the spot

[timmy]

so you work in a call centre?

made my day:doom:

[Autistic Spectrum]

tim, another budding IT professional here at rubynet

[timmy]

dp is a huge fag ass nerd who is like 1/3rd as productive as network techs i bet he doesnt help many people figure out thei connecity problem(pretty sure he knows everything i know about networks but hes taken the easy route and writes boring ass code for 1 hour a day then pretends it took him 8 hours (

[timmy]

tim, another budding IT professional here at rubynet
i would rather be a cattle farmer i hate my life

[timmy]

its too late now too old to turn back

[steveyos YOLO]

Ruby's dead sister I wish I was your dad

[timmy]

so you could beat and spank her?

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol i am not a plumber, i write app code, and am always on new projects, i am the magic Maker tim, i am not a oh so you tried to use white out to erase your word document person

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would shoot myself in the fucking head

[timmy]

write me an app that makes me log in and quote ob and says "post your dick ob" every time he poists

[timmy]

lol if i was a "plumber" of IT then i would be making thousands you fucking retard do you even know how much they make down here

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think there's an sdk or some shitty bot for vb that u could make do it,, ask your friend monde what he used for poopleaw

[timmy]

theyre like making gold out of stone in the blue collar world

[timmy]

ya im going to ask monde, about something i dont care about

[Autistic Spectrum]

should have become a dba tim, do nothing make the big bucks running query's all day,

[Autistic Spectrum]

you could have be a sql master but look at you,

[maks]

dp is there an ide for php/html5 that's visual basic style in that it does all the fucking work for you and you don't have to know any actual code to use it?

[Autistic Spectrum]

dreamweaver is what i use for html , but i get paid 5 bucks by adobe everytime i say there name

[maks]

is it like stupid easy? I don't want to accidentally learn anything

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya there's a nice code/desgin view thing, u can slap together something with out ever looking at the code if it's not too complicated

[Autistic Spectrum]

makes a bunch of terrible gui shitty code that you should prob clean up, but such is life

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you are doing wacky html5 type shit use this

http://html.adobe.com/edge/reflow/

[maks]

I'm pretty much just making a joke website to fuck with my friend, but I want it to be functional I want it to store shit in an sql database and send him emails and shit but I don't want to spend weeks learning how to write code just to do it. I'll check that out thanks

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://kickass.to/adobe-dreamweaver-cs6-full-crack-t6853142.html

then that's what you want to use, hit the little database icon i think there is even a form wizard in it

[steveyos]

i work in IT liek the rest of the people on rubynet,, either you are on welfare or work in IT, there's no middle ground here


IT wrorkers of ruby net unite,,


we have a pac man machine in the office it is really cute and you like those old clunky games cause you are older


mrs pac man


they u can play some donkey kong


i dont even play pacman i get bored after 1 round games are for boys anyhow


i will show my dad it though

[steveyos YOLO]

Make a porn site featuring the stunning women of rubycalaber.com

[steveyos]

i work in IT liek the rest of the people on rubynet,, either you are on welfare or work in IT, there's no middle ground here


IT wrorkers of ruby net unite,,


we have a pac man machine in the office it is really cute and you like those old clunky games cause you are older


mrs pac man


they u can play some donkey kong


i dont even play pacman i get bored after 1 round games are for boys anyhow


i will show my dad it though


tim, another budding IT professional here at rubynet


dp is a huge fag ass nerd who is like 1/3rd as productive as network techs i bet he doesnt help many people figure out thei connecity problem(pretty sure he knows everything i know about networks but hes taken the easy route and writes boring ass code for 1 hour a day then pretends it took him 8 hours (


i would rather be a cattle farmer i hate my life


its too late now too old to turn back


i would shoot myself in the fucking head


write me an app that makes me log in and quote ob and says "post your dick ob" every time he poists


i think there's an sdk or some shitty bot for vb that u could make do it,, ask your friend monde what he used for poopleaw


you could have be a sql master but look at you,


dreamweaver is what i use for html , but i get paid 5 bucks by adobe everytime i say there name


is it like stupid easy? I don't want to accidentally learn anything


ya there's a nice code/desgin view thing, u can slap together something with out ever looking at the code if it's not too complicated


makes a bunch of terrible gui shitty code that you should prob clean up, but such is life


if you are doing wacky html5 type shit use this

http://html.adobe.com/edge/reflow/


http://kickass.to/adobe-dreamweaver-cs6-full-crack-t6853142.html

then that's what you want to use, hit the little database icon i think there is even a form wizard in it

[steveyos]

can someone please teac me dream weav

[rootbeer]

steveyos why you quote everything
:facepalm:

[steveyos]

not quoting that nice try though, just be yourself and it'll happen

[steveyos YOLO]

steveyos why you quote everything
:facepalm:
Why did you fall in love with a foreign woman with a little boy's body :facepalm: