which big box chain store(s) should i learn to push carts at?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i live in a fucking swamp

[rootbeer]

just put in an app dp, one step at a time

[Moonman]

lol theres no opportunity left in this country, weve got an organic chemist pushing carts and bagging groceries lol HELP ME lol

[Moonman]

its time to go breaking bad...

[maks]

the world's only organic chemist with no education

[maks]

if that's our metric might as well call myself an astronaut, I read a book about mars once why not

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am the president of my underwear drawer

[timmy]

i am the president of my underwear drawer

youre the dictator of youre children, you make them sad

[timmy]

im a chicken expert,

[steveyos YOLO]

Dollar general is the way to go

[m0nde]

you're saying that's better than walgreens?! fuck you

[maks]

did you know the soil on mars is red because of iron oxide (that's rust for you non-atronauts out there)

[maks]

there aren't actually any martians on mars but that doesn't mean there never were!

[Poopalew]

there aren't actually any martians on mars but that doesn't mean there never were!

oh yeah and i pretended i came here for confidential reasons.

[rootbeer]

there aren't actually any martians on mars but that doesn't mean there never were!

:morph:

[juji]

plug drugs is going to be an alchemist without chemical knowledge

[maks]

did you know that mars is named after a greek god? I did because I'm an astronaut.

[juji]

The planet names are derived from Roman and Greek mythology

[maks]

The planet names are derived from Roman and Greek mythology

I didn't realize we had another astronaut itf. did you know that mars has an atmosphere but it's very thin as opposed to venus which has an extremely thick atmosphere?

[maks]

I knew that, because I'm an astronaut.

[Moonman]

i'm also a theoretical physicst

[juji]

i'm also a theoretical physicst

certification?

[maks]

certification?

wikipedia university class of 2012

[rootbeer]

wikipedia university class of 2012

:tup:

[maks]

I just read the wikipedia page about skrillex so I now have a doctorate in dubstep history. for instance I know that skrillex is not the only dubstep performer, there's actually another guy named deadmouse too.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's school of hard knocks,

[maks]

when the song stops being clips of classical or disco or whatever and the bass kicks in and all of a sudden it sounds like a modem connecting that is called the "drop".

[maks]

dubstep fans love the "drop" they almost always ejaculate

[Camoron]

lol theres no opportunity left in this country, weve got an organic chemist pushing carts and bagging groceries lol HELP ME lol

yeah and we got an astronaut working as a groundskeeper, its just not right

[Camoron]

goddamn it, how many astronauts do we have working deadend jobs in this country? thanks obama

[Camoron]

mike, please, PLEASE start cooking meth, maybe then you will win lisa back

[maks]

yeah and we got an astronaut working as a groundskeeper, its just not right

You're an astronaut too?? Lets talk about mars!

[steveyos YOLO]

mike, please, PLEASE start cooking meth, maybe then you will win lisa back

Or burn his hands off where the faggot can't post ever again

[always stevey]

lol theres no opportunity left in this country, weve got an organic chemist pushing carts and bagging groceries lol HELP ME lol

Stop trying to fit in. This is getting annoying

[Autistic Spectrum]

hmm, spunkyspunk634 aka plug drugs aka mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig aka moonman has been posting here since 2007 , and little cag, has been here for a whole 3 months, ya, maybe u want to check your join date before making these kind of posts cag

[always stevey]

Fuck the join date. The streets will run red with pluggys blood

[maks]

hmm, spunkyspunk634 aka plug drugs aka mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig aka moonman has been posting here since 2007 , and little cag, has been here for a whole 3 months, ya, maybe u want to check your join date before making these kind of posts cag

yet somehow she fits in better than he does

[always stevey]

Hello my name is plug drugs lets discuss the philosophy of shoving opiates into your ass.

[always stevey]

Pjilosphy of meeting at the tip

[rootbeer]

yet somehow she fits in better than he does

not exactly a challenge

[Autistic Spectrum]

he used to fit right in, he was the ultimate background poster, nobody had a bad word to say about spunkyskunk9328 nobody had any sort of word to say about him,,,

[Poopalew]

he used to fit right in, he was the ultimate background poster, nobody had a bad word to say about spunkyskunk9328 nobody had any sort of word to say about him,,,

more ego posts, you mad?

[LadyKillmonger]

if that's our metric might as well call myself an astronaut, I read a book about mars once why notheh

[jon]

tip meeting 101

[Camoron]

I like star trek so yeah I do think that qualifies me to call myself an astronaut

[Poopalew]

I like star trek so yeah I do think that qualifies me to call myself an astronaut

lvl = level ding = someone announces that which you can do tomorrow.

[Camoron]

Why do today that which you can put off til tomorrow?

[maks]

I like star trek so yeah I do think that qualifies me to call myself an astronaut

did you know that snickers are made on mars

[Camoron]

what about mars bars

[maks]

interestingly enough they're not, they're made on mars' moon, phobos

[Camoron]

what about phobos bars

[maks]

that's not very scientific of you camoron